I really liked Tom Cruise's performance in the movie Bartender.

I really liked Tom Cruise's performance in the movie Bartender.

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The film is called wienertail moron

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      it's beer slinger you fricking MONG

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >when he pours, he reigns
      kino

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Who are the english majors coming up with these taglines?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >”he pours the shots and calls them”

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Bravo!

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >make movie about magic cat
        >whenever the cat purrrss it rains
        >movie poster: "when he purrrsss it rains"

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I'm genuinely astounded this movie got made
      At some point some dude sat down with a movie exec and the following conversation took place
      >Exec: So I hear you have a movie idea for me?
      >Pitcher: Yeah so basically it's a movie about a bartender
      >Exec: Okay... And what does he do?
      >Pitcher: Bartender stuff, pours drinks, pulls b***hes, stuff like that
      >Exec: Okay, how many millions would you like
      ???

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        To be fair it's a movie with Tom Cruise

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Dumb frick newbie

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    great movie except for the second half

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      That's funny. I thought the first half blows and it's the end where it picks up

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    You mean in the Coctail and Dreams

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >THROWING BOTTLES BEHIND THE BAR?! YOU'RE GOING TO KILL SOMEBODY. SHUT IT DOWN!!

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      In Australia we creamed ourselves over this movie. Our biggest movie star was making it big in Hollywood and filming alongside Tom cruise. Americans love us!
      It was cringe

      Kek

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Brian Brown was your biggest movie star ?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Had 2nd place behind an alcoholic boxing roo

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >"Quiet in the bar! The poet, is speaking. An ode, to my unborn baby. Whether it was the fuzzy navel or the singapore sling, your mother couldn't get enough... of this ding-a-ling. Even though she fricked blacks, israelites, and chinks... she never gets tired of my drinks. But promised me when she said this... she'll never frick a spook again."

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Coughlin's law: never tell tales about a woman, she'll hear you no matter how far away she is.

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >I really liked Tom Cruise's performance in the movie Bartender.

    I preferred him The Last Ninja

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >movie’s called “The Last homie”
      >cast Tom Cruise as the lead
      what did they mean by this

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      He was better in Taxi Driver's Passenger

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Coughlin's law: Never show surprise, never lose your cool.

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Coughlin's law: Bury the dead, they just stink up the joint

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Budget $20,000,000
    >Gross worldwide $171,504,781
    Cruise star power

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Holy shit how the frick did this make almost $200M in the 80s?!

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Cruise used to be the biggest movie star, still is, but he used to too

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        there's a reason you can't bruise the cruise

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