I'm genuinely astounded this movie got made
At some point some dude sat down with a movie exec and the following conversation took place >Exec: So I hear you have a movie idea for me? >Pitcher: Yeah so basically it's a movie about a bartender >Exec: Okay... And what does he do? >Pitcher: Bartender stuff, pours drinks, pulls b***hes, stuff like that >Exec: Okay, how many millions would you like
???
In Australia we creamed ourselves over this movie. Our biggest movie star was making it big in Hollywood and filming alongside Tom cruise. Americans love us!
It was cringe
>"Quiet in the bar! The poet, is speaking. An ode, to my unborn baby. Whether it was the fuzzy navel or the singapore sling, your mother couldn't get enough... of this ding-a-ling. Even though she fricked blacks, israelites, and chinks... she never gets tired of my drinks. But promised me when she said this... she'll never frick a spook again."
The film is called wienertail moron
it's beer slinger you fricking MONG
>when he pours, he reigns
kino
Who are the english majors coming up with these taglines?
>”he pours the shots and calls them”
Bravo!
>make movie about magic cat
>whenever the cat purrrss it rains
>movie poster: "when he purrrsss it rains"
I'm genuinely astounded this movie got made
At some point some dude sat down with a movie exec and the following conversation took place
>Exec: So I hear you have a movie idea for me?
>Pitcher: Yeah so basically it's a movie about a bartender
>Exec: Okay... And what does he do?
>Pitcher: Bartender stuff, pours drinks, pulls b***hes, stuff like that
>Exec: Okay, how many millions would you like
???
To be fair it's a movie with Tom Cruise
Dumb frick newbie
great movie except for the second half
That's funny. I thought the first half blows and it's the end where it picks up
You mean in the Coctail and Dreams
>THROWING BOTTLES BEHIND THE BAR?! YOU'RE GOING TO KILL SOMEBODY. SHUT IT DOWN!!
In Australia we creamed ourselves over this movie. Our biggest movie star was making it big in Hollywood and filming alongside Tom cruise. Americans love us!
It was cringe
Kek
Brian Brown was your biggest movie star ?
Had 2nd place behind an alcoholic boxing roo
>"Quiet in the bar! The poet, is speaking. An ode, to my unborn baby. Whether it was the fuzzy navel or the singapore sling, your mother couldn't get enough... of this ding-a-ling. Even though she fricked blacks, israelites, and chinks... she never gets tired of my drinks. But promised me when she said this... she'll never frick a spook again."
Coughlin's law: never tell tales about a woman, she'll hear you no matter how far away she is.
>I really liked Tom Cruise's performance in the movie Bartender.
I preferred him The Last Ninja
>movie’s called “The Last homie”
>cast Tom Cruise as the lead
what did they mean by this
He was better in Taxi Driver's Passenger
Coughlin's law: Never show surprise, never lose your cool.
Coughlin's law: Bury the dead, they just stink up the joint
>Budget $20,000,000
>Gross worldwide $171,504,781
Cruise star power
Holy shit how the frick did this make almost $200M in the 80s?!
Cruise used to be the biggest movie star, still is, but he used to too
there's a reason you can't bruise the cruise