I refuse to believe Davy Jones was in love of this gross thing.
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I refuse to believe Davy Jones was in love of this gross thing.
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She was sexy in a stinky way
This. OP hasn't taken the stinkpill yet
>tfw no stinky capricious black seawitch demigod gf
would
The Doctor has had stranger alien pussy.
A bit of filth is needed for the woman to be sexy.
GROSS?! She fueled my boners when I was a kid, I found her hot then, and I find her even hotter these days!
>men have reached such abysmal and hellish levels of desperation they will take a girl who smells like feces
I say this as a 34 year old NEET. Dear jesus god guys what the frick are you doing anymore.
Nobody mentioned feces you turbovirgin. I need that girl sweat aroma it triggers caveman sex mode in my lizard brain
And you are proud of describing yourself with cave man sex mode and lizard brain why?
I mean we get it's real but I don't think we need to embrace it that hard as a cope. We could possibly be better.
Of course I am, you worthless gnostic maggot. I am a Man of Flesh and Blood. I don't pretend to be some fallen angel, some ethereal mind trapped in a prison of matter. I am barely tamed instinct and hormones.
It's so obvious you never had wild, animalistic sex and I pity you for it. You are missing out.
>I say this as a 34 year old NEET
This is why you dont understand. Even your favorite plastic shiny looking electronic prostitute has stinky holes and armpits. Tia Dalma invokes that primal part of the male brain that makes us want to frick like rabid animals. Your gyno man titted low T self would never understand bc sadly for you, or maybe good for you, you cant smell porn.
You're just gay. Sorry, man.
I always believed that time had warped the both of them. Davy Jones use to be a man and Calypso use to bathe. At least that's how I interpreted it, since they're both meant to be eternal immortal mythical beings.
100% would.
He thought she was Rihanna.
He wasnt, they wrote that in randomly in a later movie.
You can see her and Jones having matching lockets in the movie she is introduced in. They came up with a bunch of shit in the third movie, but her being Jones's woman was always planned.
Why did she just disappear once freed?
>She probably did this in his bedroom every night
Imagine all the kinky sex with the giantress
>not wanting to frick pirate rihanna
i was hard the moment i saw her
W
A
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As a kid I was so confused about the fact that she gave me a boner.
Davy Jones is also gross, gross people are attracted to each other
He fell in love with her as a human befere he turned into squid face
He probably looked gross then too
Fun fact: Tia Dalma is an anagram for Dalmatia(n).
If you have to add letters then it's not an anagram, morono
>muh nature leads to chaos
Most accurate female character ever.
>Here's your Roman goddess, bro.
Calypso is Greek.
i thought she was hot. also really digged the accent
This.
>tfw no kinky vodoo gf with magical powers and sexy accent
feelsbad maties
Did you like earing her speak?
She’s very cute with straight hair.
i dig the charcoal blackened teeth, which apparently was a thing at one time
Same. I was mildly obsessed with her for a while when I first watched the movie.
That dank pussy intoxicating yo.
I used to bang a lot of crust punk chick's so this character was right up my alley. I'm imaging the smell rn
I would let her enchant my penis.
Davy Jones smoked a lot of weed with her and had lots of nasty sex afterward.
He was assdrunk from tentacle scurvy
>PoC 2&3 are literally about White Boy Summer missing his chocopussy so hard he becomes a crab.
What's the deal with oil drillers.
They should've showed her hairy armpits and legs and other body hair.
prolly kinda cute pre-wall
She just let herself go. Back in her youth she was probably a total babe.
Looks liek Rihanna.
She's supposed to be the sea that's just her prison-human form.
He was in love with her true form, the force of nature. He was strongly against imprisoning her in a human body, even if he suggested how to do it.
You wouldn’t know about that carribean pussy when you’re a sailor
it's different for spirits
always found her cute and attractive
She probably smells of weed so much that it's a contact high.
would with the force of a thousand suns
oh no buckbros