I reject the premise. I'm far less attractive and more autistic and I'm not a virgin. Getting laid is easy
I reject the premise. I'm far less attractive and more autistic and I'm not a virgin. Getting laid is easy
I reject the premise. I'm far less attractive and more autistic and I'm not a virgin. Getting laid is easy
Im a virgin at 31, no kisses, no sex, not even handholding
It will never happen, I will die alone and drunk choking on my vomit
You're lying
I don't
do u have a good job atleast
i frick like one new a girl a week on average and im miserable and poor
No
This is me except I'm 28 and don't drink or smoke
>don't drink
would probably help you get laid
Yeah but my family is full of drug addicts and alcoholics, and I have an addictive personality. I'm also a huge coward.
i'm literally a 40 year old virgin now
i saw this movie when i was 21 in 2005 and it's like it cursed me somehow or something.
i don't work or go out anywhere so that's probably why
i'm also poor and i don't like meeting new people.
>no kisses, no sex, not even handholding
yeah, that's the same as me.
We know brown boy
>alone and drunk choking on my vomit
that's because you're 30 and your hormones still make you crave stupid shit
give it 10-20 more years and eventually you'll figure out that nobody has nagged you ALL your fricking life and you actually did what YOU wanted
IF you manage to unmoron yourself and stop drinking.
t.LVL50+WhiteWizard
I spent my teen years out of school in chronic pain and my 20s taking care of my disabled father. I didn't get a chance to "actually do what I wanted".
>teen years in chronic pain
?
My balls were constantly inflamed from jerking off all the time
haha jokes on you i got tip to slit action, a whole BUNCH of times. yeah, sure, when i left town and came back 9 months later she was 6 months pregnant with her neighbor, but its farther then YOU got, lmao
27 and virgin here but i don't drink, i think i'll die of cardiac arrest while playing video games.
>Im a virgin at 31, no kisses, no sex, not even handholding
same, but i turned 32 earlier this month
for those of us who are socially avoidant, its actually not THAT hard to end up like this. when you dont have friends, its pretty difficult to get in the types of social situations required to have sex/get a girlfriend. and some people, like happened to me, you just become so embarrassed and humiliated and ashamed of your situation that you just completely avoid people as a whole.
>Getting laid is easy
If you're young.
Haha yeah haha
how young
Mid teens-early 20s.
unless you are a late bloomer
11 it also helps if you go to a catholic school
Didn't Seth Rogan say the exact same thing to him in the movie?
And then he made a movie about him being an ugly loser that got laid one day like a year later.
I'm forty, small and bald. I have my own house, car and job. No hobbies or interests that are worth mentioning other than watching movies or listening to music.
What are my odds Cinemaphile? I don't really feel like taking on a woman and a kid like it's some kind of project. But I am at that age where I don't want my existence to have been meaningless. I suppose I could give meaning to my life by providing help and meaning to others. I'm not gonna be the next Tony Hawk or Jimi Hendrixx eh.
thats more than enough
godspeed anon
get a motorcycle, and ride it.
Worst case, you'll still be a virgin, but at least you'll have fun on a motorcycle.
zoomers are incel generation with like 60% of guys being incels
>not 69%
you had one job, anon
plebbit is the other way
You spend way too much time online if you unironically think this
its statistic data, get informed
Inform me anon lets see some statistics
google it, you are not a baby to be spoonfed public information
The burden of proof is on the one making the accusation Black person.
The west is officially brown
AI-generated Demoralization thread
Herb in all fields
newbie. Virginity threads have been a mainstay for years.
There are actual demoralization ops elsewhere, though.
How are virgin threads demoralizing unless you yourself are a virgin?
just be yourself
I want to become a 40 year-old virgin. Only 13 years to go.
>I reject the premise. I'm far less attractive and more autistic and I'm not a virgin. Getting laid is easy
if all else fails you can just pay for it
not if you're broke
although i don't even know how much they cost or where to find them
i don't think they just stand around on street corners like on tv or in the movies, do they?
I have money but I never paid a prostitute because my social anxiety is over the roof, I would probably have no erection during the sex. Also I'm quite ashamed of my body.
i dreaded it for so long because i didn't want to end up like the movie and have people laugh at me
frick this movie
making fun of virgins should be considered punching down and not funny
it's like making fun of the less fortunate or disabled
Punching down IS funny though.
i think most of us would have incentive if we were back in the olden days before the internet.
now we can just jerk off to girls and women online and that's good enough for most of us.
doesn't cost anything and you don't have to talk to anyone before or after
Very correct. Over the years I've gone from occasionally trying to meet women to just not giving a damn since it's easier to just bust a nut to a cam girl and go on with my day. Yes I know this is long term unhealthy and I will die alone because of this. It's not just sex that we are wanting, it's the companionship with someone that isn't a burden or crazy.
Yeah, peeling the emotional connection away from sex is the most tragic consequence of the sexual revolution. It fricked society up on so many levels.
>b-but it was always like th-
Scale matters.
>emotional connection away from sex
just because its not lasting emotional connection doesnt mean its not there, at least for most people
You have always been able to do this by using your imagination
Looking at 11/10s makes it much easier to fap
If anything it's a much better deal than incels had in the past, dying in wars or getting arranged married to some ugly pig
The fact how easily women put out intimacy put me off of sex for good
>Meet a girl online, I'm a khv and she wants to frick a virgin
>meet up
>Awkwardly makeout
>Awkwardly have sex
>Cuddle and makeout
>Have sex
>Stay over the night
>Cuddle and frick in the morning
>Eat breakfast
>Ask for a second date
>"Awwww no anon.... I wanted a one night stand"
Yeah I knew there was no chance of it happening but it's still pretty damn astounding how easily women get intimate with guys. I don't know even if she wanted to frick me in the morning or not, dunno if it was pity sex but it felt like it.
Anyway I won't have sex or gfs in the future. You just can't know if they truly like you or just larp so for whatever reasons or if they frick someone else on the side. Girls can be all physical and close but never want to meet a guy again, no thanks
Like if I wanted to get my rocks off I would've probably been better off if she had shown me the door instead of being loveydovey post sex
i could frick like three 3/10 in my life. these were the only women interested in me. i did not want to frick them. i would rather die.
in 8 months i will be a wizard.
Sex isn't real
This but unironically. Or rather, it could be real but based on my study of normies, relationships matter more than sex itself does and treating it otherwise makes you a freak. Either way I don't give a shit.
Yeah I'm on the side of this. It's some fake bullshit invented by the media and people all want to pretend they're cool so of course they've had sex. All lying psychopathic narcissists
>Getting laid is easy
He had opportunities to getting laid but he had accidents/messed them up
No shit. Most virgins are virgins out of fear or choice. Anyone can frick a fat chick.
This. Half the problem is that virgins are too picky while nonvirgins are not picky enough.
>31
>Had 1 relationship in my life when i was 16 (lasted for 1 month, did nothing)
>Virgin
>330lbs
>Live alone
>No friends anymore
>No social life
>Just sit alone in my house drinking untill i pass out every weekend
Atleast my wizard powers are strong
This is literally me except the 1 relationship part
Sounds comfy.
Legitimately terrified of sex due to trauma, anxiety, extreme distrust, etc. Probably never will. Whatever part of being a human that makes you toss your inhibitions away I don’t have. Even when I’m shitfaced around women I don’t have it.
I'm 34 and I've only ever fricked prostitutes, I'm also relatively attractive and reasonably well adjusted in first impressions. ask me anything
why would you only frick prostitutes, if you are capable of getting laid for free? do you have high standards?
I don't see the point and while I can exude formalities in casual interactions I have very little will or drive to pursue much else even if I am attracted to someone, I'm emotionally blunted and people tend to find me cold, impersonal, quiet and boring which I am content to lean into because I am distrustful, dislike attention and social situations.
I'm also hypersexual and and addicted to gooning and sex, and I love seeing escorts, I often feel more at ease and freely expressive with them because they are strangers, only "relationship" I've ever had was with one and it merely cemented my desire.
I'm fairly discerning, right now I only see a big titty goth girl, a petite Spaniard and a cute Ukrainian
I realise what you mean now by high standards. Others would look at it more like unreasonable boundaries, my ideal relationship would be extremely low maintenance and generally not much interaction or seeing each other, I have what many would see as an irrational fear of engulfment and being close to someone gives me great anxiety and stress (I was emotionally fricked up by childhood parental development)
I'm better looking, less autistic and still a virgin
Im not alone this new years. Gg ez guys, i dont feel like killing myself.
almost a wizard now, it should have happened when i was 13yo, i missed out on teenage love and it will forever keep me haunted
I had a few chances but managed to frick them all up. There was this chick in the year below me when I was 12 I could've fricked but my family told me to stay away from her because they thought she was weird which I guess she was but so am I
>my family told me to stay away from her because they thought she was weird which I guess she was but so am I
Damn.
Literally impossible.
I've been living like this for 32 years
i hugged a woman last year, it was nice
does it count if its a hooker?
also does it count if the woman asks you?
or only if you "conquered" her yourself?
The only possible way for me to ever even just try to get a girl is to hire a professional assassin and pay him tens of thousands of dollars to literally seek me out at random times putting a loaded gun on the back of my head where if I don't approach at least one girl he'll blow my brains out on the spot or something like that.
I have no clue how anyone is actually motivated enough to seek girls, try to win them over and then spend money, time and effort to try to keep them with you after that. All what happens in my brain when I see a hot girl anywhere is just "damn, she's hot" and I continue on walking, that's it
almost a wizard,
>tall, well endowed, but autistic
it's a death sentence, it means I do awful on the dating apps and no one gets close to me
Haha, ikr? I am literally on the spectrum yet I lost my virginity at 14. The movie is so unrealistic. I can't imagine going without sex for that long lol
I have no friends, TV shows are my friends. Dexter Morgan is my current friend, he gets me
It's been many years since I watched this movie but I think the movie makes it somewhat clear at some point that he could get laid but stayed a virgin because he didn't pursue women at all and indulged in escapism instead.
that's literally me
i'm so mindbroken i don't even know how people go outside everyday
I go outside because I have to make money else I'd be homeless
i work from home and get everything delivered
the only time i go outside is to take the bins out but even then i put that off because i don't want to walk to the bin
How'd you get the wfh job?
i'm ugly and 5'7". i'm going to be 24 next week and i'm a khhv. girls don't really have any interest in getting to know me. had a girl at work i'd talk to throughout the year, finally complimented her recently, at first she seemed receptive to the following week i gave her another and now she basically hates me and doesn't even look at me. whatever i guess. i already knew i'd probably be alone and eventually kms myself
can't wait for summer to go incelcycling again, last time i went there was some girl bicyclist behind me quietly singing to herself, gave me Goosebumps and asmr, closest i've felt to a woman ever
5'4 and kissless. Fricked a prosty, though. I hate my life, I have no money, and I missed out on crypto. Now I want to kms everyday but I also want to be porn free so I can think clearly. It's so hard donig this with a computer and smart phone though, and nothing to do all day.
This movie was written and filmed before incels were a thing.
It would be a whole different movie if it was remade for current year. Just a guy jacking his dick off at this 50 feet 16K computer display and being mad at everyone online and not making small talk or even eye contact with any of his coworkers
Its not even that much about looks but how confident and comfortable you are with intimacy . I've made out felt up lots of girls, I'll even go back to their apartments from bars but I ultimately spaz at doing the deed. Who knows why?
>NEET manlet loser with no gf
>have cute, white gf
>want to go back to being a NEET manlet loser with no gf
I'm about to turn into him unless getting blowjobs from hookers and attending bukkake parties counts.
>bukkake parties
um, what?
>met at amateur porn producer on Fetlife
>joined his private group on another site
>respond to calls for men to come jack it to his videos
>schedule one and show up
>cum on a hot girl's face in a hotel room with a bunch of other dudes
>leave
Did it three times. Best moments of my life.
I want to do that
They knew it would be hard to believe which is why they wrote in that he almost had sex a couple times. Being a 40-year old virgin is easy, but people wouldn't believe someone like Steve Carell never even got close or would be eternally doomed.
Pushing 38. Never even been on a date or got a hug.You just get used to it after awhile. The desire comes and goes in waves, usually worse than the last time, but you get used to it.
I think I'm just going to frick a hooker.