No this shit is not funny its real French history this movie is shitting with. I am sick of the gay homosexual British jealous we have Napoleon is a based world nown General and leader of France. I know it is Anglo hours and the Americans will agree with me when they see this. The rest of Europe is always seething because France has Napoleon and it is own style always seething and jealous
Because the armies were of equal technology and might, but Mel turned it into RRR as cavemen vs stormtroopers.
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It was also a dispute between two groups of the elite, that the ordinary person wouldn't have cared about (other than feudal loyalty). There was no such thing as nationalism. The idea of distict Scottish and English nationality came later in time for the Acts of Union.
8 years into his reign Napoleon was invading his allies and trying to set up his brothers as kings of Europe.
but this movie actually skips over that because it would have made him a mustache-twirling villain to depict him accurately.
but a lot of people are just like "omg Boney you so gosu" and treat his Emperor propaganda as if it was more important than his actions.
French people, especially the Parisians want to be american or "exotic" like southern european or in worse cases like mahgrebies. Talking French and being "too french" is considered uncool. You can't even have classic names like "Jean-[Name]", François, Michel, Charles, Pierre, or Jacques without being mocked. to be "cool" you need to have an anglo name like Liam, Adam, Nathan, Ethan, Noah, Dylan. Simply put, being French in France is a disadvantage.
I think this kind of braindead parisian elite is either 10 years away from getting hanged, or 20 years away from utterly disappearing because they don't have kids lmao
> "So, yeah, Idris Elba doesn't look much like Gladstone, but all we have is still pictures of him, you know? Historians don't know, as they never fricking met him. He might have been a secret Black person.
> The scene where he has an orgy with 100 prostitutes was a way to short hand his antics with fallen women.
> How do we know Gladstone and Disraeli didn't mud wrestle each other naked? I think they did, so that's why I went with that scene.
> "Dan Snow can go frick off and wank over Maurice Elvey's Lloyd George propaganda movie", said Scott.
Excuse me, mate, were you there? No? Well, shut the frick up then.
>Oi, that Napoleon chap was a bugger, ain't he?
No this shit is not funny its real French history this movie is shitting with. I am sick of the gay homosexual British jealous we have Napoleon is a based world nown General and leader of France. I know it is Anglo hours and the Americans will agree with me when they see this. The rest of Europe is always seething because France has Napoleon and it is own style always seething and jealous
Historical movies about Anglo countries are always filled with inaccuracies too
French are just fragile
Yeah, flattering inaccuracies.
>what are Mel Gibson films
It's flattering to Scots.
Because the armies were of equal technology and might, but Mel turned it into RRR as cavemen vs stormtroopers.
It was also a dispute between two groups of the elite, that the ordinary person wouldn't have cared about (other than feudal loyalty). There was no such thing as nationalism. The idea of distict Scottish and English nationality came later in time for the Acts of Union.
8 years into his reign Napoleon was invading his allies and trying to set up his brothers as kings of Europe.
but this movie actually skips over that because it would have made him a mustache-twirling villain to depict him accurately.
but a lot of people are just like "omg Boney you so gosu" and treat his Emperor propaganda as if it was more important than his actions.
Cope and seethe. The anglo caricature of Napoleon is how he will be remembered forever.
As long as he doesn't get remembered as Christian Clavier it's fine
Frick you
Why did Ridley hate minge hairs?
I hope the french retaliate with a movie of their own about horatio nelson or something
we need to get the bantz really going
the french don't associate with napoleon or their former royalty anymore. i'm pretty sure that like 70% of them are brown anyway.
French people, especially the Parisians want to be american or "exotic" like southern european or in worse cases like mahgrebies. Talking French and being "too french" is considered uncool. You can't even have classic names like "Jean-[Name]", François, Michel, Charles, Pierre, or Jacques without being mocked. to be "cool" you need to have an anglo name like Liam, Adam, Nathan, Ethan, Noah, Dylan. Simply put, being French in France is a disadvantage.
t. lived in paris and ardennes for 6 six years
I think this kind of braindead parisian elite is either 10 years away from getting hanged, or 20 years away from utterly disappearing because they don't have kids lmao
A movie about Churchill's young years where he gets raped by a black Turk in a scene similar to Irreversible.
Britain retaliated with movie about the treaty of Versaile where Lloyd George anally rapes Clemenceau while a young Ho Chi Minh watches pensively.
are they making another Kings Man movie??
>FACT CHECK: it happened
Why did he throw his booze flask at them?
Revolutionary Anarachism in early 20th would make for a lot of kino.
KINO
What the frick is going on here??
Rasputin was a kung fu master, it's a historical fact
It'd hard because Nelson actually won
>if you die you win
Even the Brits or the Americans can't make a Nelson movie in recent decades. Historical epics are really in these days.
aren't*
they could make a movie about his wife being cucked to death
because being very important doesn't make you an interesting protagonist. the Steve Jobs movies were shit too.
With a good writer you could make anyone or any film interesting. Unfortunately screen writers these days are trash.
Nelson was a gay like all men in the navy. He got anally rawdogged by men in his cabin and had to fart the cum out for hours after.
I reject your movie and imagine my own.
Typical white male.
> "So, yeah, Idris Elba doesn't look much like Gladstone, but all we have is still pictures of him, you know? Historians don't know, as they never fricking met him. He might have been a secret Black person.
> The scene where he has an orgy with 100 prostitutes was a way to short hand his antics with fallen women.
> How do we know Gladstone and Disraeli didn't mud wrestle each other naked? I think they did, so that's why I went with that scene.
> "Dan Snow can go frick off and wank over Maurice Elvey's Lloyd George propaganda movie", said Scott.
FACT: Every time Helena Bonham Carter plays a suffragette, her great grandpa gets closer to the Earth's core.
Excuse me, mate, were you there? No? Well, shut the frick up then.
Eva Green as Josephine when?
Abel Gance wanted his movie to be six parts.
But what we got was still awesome.
Imagine shitting a fat big stinky on his face haha