I remember asking for a ticket to The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford using its full title.
The girl at the counter laughed at me.
I felt like crying.
I remember asking for a ticket to The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford using its full title.
Did it make you consider cramming those tickets up your ass?
She was laughing because you were alone.
This, and I would have also laughed. I have a slight smirk as it is right now.
>I have a slight smirk as it is right now.
I do too. I spot funny stuff on Cinemaphile all the time because I get rid of everything that isn't worth reading. This post made me smile:
>yeah can i get a ticket to Jesse James, and also...your phone number?
definitely the way to go
I look at my red hands and my mean face ... and I wonder about that man that got so wrong
I was at a theatre once where the ticketers were on the opposite side of the theatre rooms, I asked the ticket girl which way the theatres were after I got my ticket. There was physically only one place the theatres could have been, and that was directly behind me. I don't know why I asked her that
Never happened.
>ask for ticket to see The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford
>cute girl at box office says "you mean the COWARD robert ford?!?
>i'm like "huh?"
>she says "robert ford, he was a coward"
>"i wouldn't know, haven't seen the movie yet"
>when i come back make a point to talk to her again
>i try to sound smart since any girl who likes these types of movies must be smart
>tell her Ford was just misunderstood, repeat some shit i read online
>she tell me that sounds like "incel shit" and rolls her eyes
>i mumble something and leave immediately
15 years i'll never go back to that theater even though it's the closest to my cuck shed
Fake, the word incel didn't exist 15 years ago.
uhh, actually newfriend, it's been a word in niche communities since the early 2000s.
take me to the niche communities of terminally online box office girls, moron
Go back.
>ask for ticket to see The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford
>cute girl at box office says "you mean the COWARD robert ford?!?
You already said coward. Why would she correct you?
>You already said coward.
You mean COWARD?
Huh?
I said it really fast and she thought I said "the cow robert ford"
Can you imagine if Jesse James was assassinated by a cow haha
He pronounced it wrong (co-ward rather than cow-ard).
There would be no eulogies for anon, no photographs of his body would be sold in sundries stores, no people would crowd the streets in the rain to see his funeral cortege, no biographies would be written about him, no children named after him, no one would ever pay twenty-five cents to stand in the rooms he grew up in. The cashier would say "incel", and anon's imaginary waifu would scream, but anon would only lay on the floor and look at the ceiling, the light going out of his eyes before he could find the right words.
Impressive that she kept btfoing you for 15 years without saying another word. Based cute girl.
I got my dick sucked by the teller after asking for a ticket to borat the cultural learnings of america for make benefit glorious mation of kazakhstan
>Go to movie theatre to see the new Sean Bean film
>Huge ugly ghetto woman is working the machine
>"Whachu wanna see?"
>I say "Black Death."
>Her jaw drops. "Frick chu say white boy?"
>"I WANNA SEE BLACK DEATH, PLEASE!" I say too loudly, thinking she couldn't hear me
>Now everyone behind me is getting angry
>"I JUST WANT TO SEE BLACK DEATH" I try one last time
>Get escorted out.
Sean Bean is a fricking prick. Saw him in a pub, not disclosing the place, but in the UK. He was with 2 friends and I see him and decide to buy a round and sit with them. When I sit down with drinks he just stops his conversation and stares at us as if I was wearing his mothers face as a skin mask. I started handing out the drinks and accidentally spilled one over Sean's friend (I'd had quite a few I'll admit) and Sean asked who the frick I was and to go get a towel from the bar. At this point I'm taken aback at his attitude but make a joke which went something along the lines of 'you telling me what to do Sean? Do you want to die irl like you do in all your movies?!' Well he took it as a threat and stood out of his chair but banged his thigh on the table pretty hard, which made many people look over in our direction so he rightly sat back down. He then whispered whilst keeping stern eye contact with me 'Leave now, you've done enough, you dim-witted fool.' So I did...I got up, took all the drinks with me too. Don't remember the night after that but I woke up in my own piss.
If this is really true you just bathed in on him when he was with friends, spilled a drink on him and threatened to kill him - I can see why he’d be miffed
>took all the drinks with me too
Your story is cringe but this part makes you based
>One ticket to Total Black person Annihilation please
>Whachu say?!
I cannot function in society.
What's your problem? Do you have health issues? Anyway, it doesn't matter, because Cinemaphile is for people just like you and me.
Join the club
I thought so too until I started talking to other people. I just started copying how other people behaved until it became second nature.
Me neither
It's your own fault. You made poor life choices, and instead of taking responsibility for them and doing the difficult thing of picking yourself up and dragging yourself out of the hole, you take the easy route of picking at your emotional scabs and feeling sorry for yourself aggrandizing your pain and wear it on your shoulder to claim your victimhood and use it as an excuse for remaining immobile and impotent.
Absolutely no one is dealt a perfect hand in life, absolutely no one is given the life they feel they "deserve", you have to forge it with your own two hands. That is the burden thrust on all of us by existence, and there is meaning and fulfillment in taking up the challenge.
tldr grow up
>muh bootstraps
You are white, middle class and have never once struggled in your life. Sit down and be humble
>whining, lashing out, looking for excuses to remain addicted to his misery
You have a better life than the millions who starved to death throughout history, you have no excuse for being the loser that you are.
>Doesn't deny it
Kek nailed it, go ask mommy for some more money whitey
I got out of line, turned around, and walked home once because I couldn't bring myself to say "one ticket for The Imaginarium of Doctor Parnassus, please" to another human being
Every time I went to see one of the prequels, I just asked for a ticket to star wars.
You saw the prequels in theaters? How fricking ancient are you lol
This place was made by gen x and y. You're rhe outsider here.
>rhe
>star wars
cringe
>getting through the whole title without stuttering
Fake and gay
Boomer here
I did the same with Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb back in the day. The cute '60s cashier with a bob haircut laughed at me and I still think about it to this day.
>The cute '60s cashier with a bob haircut laughed at me
If you read out the whole name and she laughed then she was laughing at the name and not you. Just thought you should know that so you can stop obssessing over something so stupid.
obsessing*
The Asneedsination of Chuck
>new record store opens up in my area
>go in to take a look around
>notice they've mostly stocked CDs
>ask the girl working there where they keep the LPs
>"ha ha, the mexican restaurant is down the street sir"
>mfw
I go to the Gamestop and dig shit from the $5 bin with my brother. He snags some nerdy shit and the girl at the counter is eating it up complementing his choices with every UPC scan. OHH KINGDOM HEARTS TWO I LOVE THAT ONE...DARK SOULS OH YEAH IVE HEARD GOOD THINGS...FABLE OH WHAT A BANGER
I hand her my copies of MLB the Show current year minus two, NBA2k and Madden.
Scans them and goes
"Here's your Games."
frickin' nerds!
reddit movie
I always dress in a black leather trench coat and military boots when I go to the kinoplex and nobody dares to laugh at me for fear that I'll come after them after I'm finished shooting up the hall I'm in
damn..if only we had a time machine so what are you suppose to call ti? jesse james?
You had to be a fricking autist didn’t you?
Perhaps she wasn't smiling at you, but at how lengthy the title was?
Who said she was smiling?
You always smile when you laugh
That is definitely not true.
There would be no pic-a-nic baskets for Boo-Boo.