AND THE RESULTS ARE IN... THE THING WAS IN FACT...
https://www.cinemablend.com/news/1550760/a-huge-secret-about-john-carpenters-the-thing-may-have-just-been-revealed
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Well that wasn't very surprising ... why would The Thing try to kill other Things?
the thing either doesn't know what other things are or is purposely hiding to be safe
>hey what'd you think of this movie? wasn't the theme really interesting how it-
>BRO DID YOU SEE THAT THEORY ON WHICH CHARACTER WAS THE BINGDINGABONG???? I THINK I FINALLY GOT THE WHOLE TIMELINE MAPPED OUT BRO, I FINALLY SOLVED THIS MOVIE!
>uh okay but what did you think of the main character's arc? the way that-
>DUDE DID YOU KNOW IN THE FINAL SCENE HES THE ONLY ONE THATS NOT A BINGDINGABONG??? YOU CAN TELL BECAUSE HE HAS LIGHT IN HIS EYES, YEP. LOOKS LIKE ITS FINALLY BEEN SOLVED
god I hate the internet
You are a fricking imbecile. Complete with thinking you're really smart and everything.
no, the dumb Black folk who think they have to solve a movie instead of just enjoying it as a movie are the morons who think they're geniuses. they are desperate to be told how "objectively correct" they are and being the one who "figured it out."
He's right.
Kek
Seethe
go back to youtube homosexual
>While I haven't gone back and watched the entire film prior to this writing
*clap clap clap* today's "journalism" ladies and gentlemen.
tldr, this film is about the israelites
Uhh...I think you got it confused with ''they live'' (Seriously, how the frick did the Carpenter even got away with it?)
Both film are about them.
This one is about that thing who pretends to be a victim of a foreign nation (the Norwegians). Those foreigners chase that thing for no apparent reason.
Americans defend the thing against the the foreign nation. It turns out that thing will destroy them from the inside, the foreigners were right.
>It turns out that thing will destroy them from the inside
by impersonating each and every one of them, nothing less.
>who pretends to be a victim of a foreign nation (the Norwegians)
Meh, they could have made the base German then.
that wouldn't make any sense since Germany was not one of the Antarctic Treaty nations while Norway was.
so did this thing have death-touch and instantly take over the person? or did it need to take time to clone them and destroy the original body? some of these things seem to just pop up so fast man.
>While I haven't gone back and watched the entire film prior to this writing
what a fricking lazy piece of shit journo i hate them so fricking much they are video game journalism tier nowdays for god sake
>the blade runner accident is supposed to be for real in the thing
kek manlets are laughable
She barely had to get in shape. Probably b***hing she had to eat a sandwich
it's harder for women to build muscle than it is for men, just look at gal gadot
Not on roids its not as their androgen receptors are way more sensitive so they can use weak drugs like anavar and blow up
YEA, WELL FRICK YOU TOO
*explosions*
based macready
The crazy thing is that they supposedly had the whole scene with Nauluse's death filmed (with him being absorbed by the thing, not just weirdly disappearing off screen) but Carpenter decide to cut it out due to budgetary constraints.
wait so nails was really the thing all along?
DAS DING
weet ik?
Frank Darabont was developing a Thing miniseries for SciFi back in the early 2000s where a cute girl Thing swallowed a guy whole. The screenplays used to be available online not sure if they are anymore.
>Just Been Revealed
Article is from 2016.
I mean, you couldn't shake this miss up!