I saw what you posted Anon. How dare you? After everything I did for you... Look, I'll serve you your extra large tub of buttery popcorn and soda, but me and you cant be friends anymore...
Enjoy the kino
I saw what you posted Anon. How dare you? After everything I did for you...
that's fine, I just got a bigass qd-oled tv so I don't need to go to the theater anymore anyways
You should have just told me you don't like sneedposting.
Robert, your workplace got shut down due to Covid and never recovered, remember? Please get out of my house.
shut the frick up robert. i just want my popcorn
Robert, the manager told me I can let my cousin who is a Lyft driver serve me my popcorn. Come on in, Jeremy... sorry Robert, but you gotta jig with the gig.
I just wanted to ask what it was like dating a Japanese girl.
Terrible, especially when you want to break up with one. You have to drop the bomb twice
jej
that’ll only make her crazier anon, you need to watch out, tentacles could be right around the corner
She is underage, u know?
not in Japanese law
Just watched John wick and I finally understand this. It’s the black hotel guy, right?
>me and you
"You and I" you fricking Black person.
robert isn't a Black person you fricking newbie
kys
Ooga booga to you Robert but I didn't order any popcorn I ordered some Pastrami Pizza and a large Mr.Pibb. Good luck with your vampire and giant spider problem though.
Robert...
>baby Sneed is gone
Still doesn't feel fricking real
Baby sneed no! Rat poison is feed!! No baby sneed why?!?
I still have nightmares about finding his little sneedster body on the kitchen floor, face bloated and covered with foam. The stench of shit and death, blood pouring from his eyes. I hope he went quickly.
Excellent synthesis
C'mon Robert I wasn't talking about YOU. I know you're not like "that." I meant the other ones....
Alright anon, remember.
No Jannie.
Kino Marines when?
Why do we all love Robert?
Because we all secretly love BBC and have waifus to have her get the Big Black wiener.
Because Robert is a family man homosexual.
Robert being the most beloved Cinemaphile character is probably a collective apology for all the racism.
Nah,you can be racist and still like black people. The idea of Robert us just so likeable. We'd all wish for a theatre attendant like him.
i wonder if he knows about the robertposting
I-I was saying it ironically! I swear!
It wasn’t me Bobby. Please get me my popcorn, Icee, and Coke Zero
Robert I'm sorry I made that thread, I just wanted to say I love Emilia Clarkes feet. Is that so wrong? I hope you can forgive me and we can be friends again, I'll go enjoy the kino for now.. Talk to you later.
Meet me somewhere
tell me rob, what you think about the dyke kissing in lightyear movie?
>few years ago I save up enough for an early afternoon movie
>pick The Artist because I like art
>get to my seat
>AC pumping directly from the floor up and messing up my long bangs
>have to sit really far forward but now its blowing up my shirt
>bunch of kids are talking in front of me
>can't hear what anyone in the film is saying
>ask them over AC to keep it down
>kid puts his fingers in a large Diet Dr. Pepper and flicks it in my face a bunch of times until I just got up and left
I fricking hate theaters man and I asked the manager for a refund but he said they only give money back after half a film is done if you've bought 2 or more i havent been back to one since I'm still so fricking mad
Robert.....Please it was just a joke
Robert.. After all we've been through, does this mean nothing to you?
sorry
Robert you will face judgement for your crimes. We all know what you did to those little kids. They weren’t even five years old. You snatched them and sold them to Hollywood elites for their blood. They drink their blood and dine on their flesh Robert! And those are just the lucky ones…
Right now mark Ruffalo is probably chewing on the bones of some boy
>no crab legs
Who are you, and WHERE IS MY FRIEND?!
What, is this about the misogyny? I just get frustrated sometimes Robert… I know I went a little far but come on, we both know women aren’t really going to lose the right to vote and I know they don’t actually owe me pussy…
Rob look... it's a bell curve, it's just statistics... I have nothing against you as a person individually I swear...
Frick off Robert, I've seen what you posted. We're friends for life.
This. Robert is the Nickacado poster
Robert, listen. I'll have you know I always respected you. I always enjoyed your company. You're one of the only black people I can tolerate, truly. If I offended you I'm sorry. Please still be my friend.
You can't stop me Robert.
>Think again, frog...
>the jury finds you guilty of first degree murder Robert
>your honor he called me a N-
>you will be lynched in front of your peers
>igger....
RLM posted a new episode
Robert, Im not real and you should take your meds.
Fricking kek, anon.
Listen Robert, ignore that other anon...
there are buttery popcorn & soda powers of which you have no clue exist.
But with the right training, as my apprentice...
tell me Robert...have you heard the story of Dark Roberticus the Retailer?
Robert, they were just crab legs... heh. Nothing serious. I swear. Be cool, bro.
I'm sorry Robert, I was just doing my job.
Robert, I only smeared that word on the bathroom mirror with my own feces to own the janitor. It was nothing against you...