i see both of them labeled as "the next dicaprio" but who actually is?

i see both of them labeled as "the next dicaprio" but who actually is?

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  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    this is the next brad pitt btw

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Pattinson.

      Yeah pretty much.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Who is this guy and what is he even in? Im not zoomer

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I don't know what he was originally in but the first bigger thing was Top Gun, then he was cast in a slew of other things including that romcom with Sidney Sweeney. Hollywoods first good idea to create two new stars.

        I don't think it will work to the extent that it used to though. Celebrities just aren't as big, their fame is now spread out more among various non-actor personalities.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Right, top gun. He was good i hope see more of him

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Everybody Wants Some was fun, he's gonna be in Twister 2 as not-Bill-Paxton

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Pitt made Fight Club when he was Powell's age. Powell is making shitty rom coms.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Top Gun 2 my homie

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm not sure she's been born yet

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      She has. In Patterson’s case she’s in

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    chalomet obv
    he's a talentless twink with zero acting chops
    pattman is gary oldman tier

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >left literally who?

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Having seen the lighthouse, I can tell you it won’t be Pattinson. Having a movie that was nothing but him and Dafoe’s acting really showed the he wasn’t up to the task.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I mean... You put a young actor next to Willem fricking Dafoe playing a crazed old lighthouse seaman of course he's gonna look shit there.

      He sure walloped that bird though.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Sounds like Dicaprio to me

        That post means the opposite of what you think.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sounds like Dicaprio to me

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      You’ve just described every DiCaprio movie

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    the time of big movie stars are over

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Chalamet, Pattinson actually has some semblance of charisma.

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Too angular to be DiCaprio, he was a baby face.

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    not so fast

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      He's going to be the next Tom Sizemore

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why does he already look bogged
      >inb4 bogtrotter

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Like a potato Ezra Miller.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      No. Chinese Ezra Miller isn’t even in the conversation.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I swear I saw this dude gunning down Ukrainians in a /misc/ webm thread

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Pattinson is a great actor
    So Chalamet

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Dicaprio isn't even the first Dicaprio

  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    neither can fricking act.

    it's fricking astounding how mediocrity is the best that Hollywood shits out these days.

    Chalmet has brooding moron down. That's it. He couldn't even play Paul Atriedes correctly.

    And Pattinson can't deliver a line right to save his life. He's so fricking bad in the lighthouse that it actually brings down the movie.

    The scene in batman when he yells at the riddler is one of the most c tier acting scenes in movie history.

    Neither of these guys should be famous. They fricking suck.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Timothee cant but Pattinson is incredible at acting stop being a fricking jaded zoomer you're literally talking out of your ass with your moronic nonsense take.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      You’re a fricking dumbass lol, Pattinson is good in every movie he’s in

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        nah he has the halo effect. Even his batman was a wet fart. Hes not believable in any role.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        You know fricking nothing. Nothing pattinson says sounds natural.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I can give props to Pattison since he's building up his resume. i still think he shouldn't have taken Batman though

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >neither can fricking act.
      most leading men cant act this isn't the 70s anymore.

  13. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Robert Pattinson is too old to be "the next" anything.

  14. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Tim is Leo. Rob is Brad.

  15. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    All the webms I've seen of this movie were pure nonsense like this

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's quite an interesting film, but a little opaque.

  16. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    pattison isn't great, but he's solid and has a good resume, and he'll start to get more popular again in his 50s like brad pitt
    chalameme isn't great but he'll get ugly with age and will be forgotten because he can't act

  17. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm going to assume pattinson because he actually has been acting for years.
    i have no idea who the frick the israelite on the left is though, never seen him before.

  18. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Is it autism?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      most certainly

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      The character or the anon? Yes in both cases

  19. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why do women love twinks now?

  20. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Not Timmy because he is a permanent twink unlike DiCaprio

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't understand what women want to do to a body like this. The rib cage is sticking out

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >I don't understand what women want
        ftfy

  21. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Pattinson outclasses Di Caprio (I'M ACTING!!!!), it's duneboy.

  22. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    the left is the next orlando bloom

  23. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Pattinson should play the dude from dark souls and fight Chalameet. Heh.

  24. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Chalomet is dicaprio. Talented but fem.
    Pattison is closer to Brad Pitt, but more emo. He needs to develop his range, but could be great

  25. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I like them both but feel they havent had an A+ breakout role yet

    Wonka alone may set chalamat back several years of credibility or even taken him out of the running entirely

  26. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Pattinson was never a twink. He'll grow into a handsome old man, unlike Dicaprio.

  27. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >but who actually is?
    Sam Hyde

    He's so cute it's unreal

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