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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Except when it's convenient for the plot

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Was just thinking this.
      Why did they need to capture and torture Gollum for info on the ring, and why did the Nazgul need to stop and ask people "Shire, Baggins", when Sauron could have seen exactly where the ring was whenever Bilbo put it on?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        He doesn't see him, but he senses him. It's like if you chopped off your ding dong but could still feel it.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Because the movies overdid the whole "Sauron/the Nazgul can see you when you put the Ring on" point to make things more dramatic, at the cost of making the logic more questionable.
        Same thing with the Nazgul that sees Frodo with the Ring at Osgiliath, it's an epic and tense scene - but it should lead Sauron to act differently than he does in the source material where this encounter doesn't happen. And yet Sauron still seems to think Aragorn has the Ring, like in the books.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's not a great leap to think "a Halfling had the Ring at Osgiliath and now Aragorn has it." It IS a great leap to think, around the same approximate time, that Pipin is the same halfling but he's chatting with you via Saruman's palantir, though.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        This was before GPS was invented so even though the Nazgul knew he was in the shire they still needed a local to point the way

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Sauron was well known for always being completely honest in his threats, so this really is a massive plot hole. wtf Tolkein, you hack?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Because Sauron was redeeming the google store code before the events of the first movie. He had no strength to look anywhere, his influence was slowly growing until the eye materialized.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >yo lets not have Sauron be an actual guy walking around like in the book
      >instead hes just a huge flaming eye up on a tower
      >he doesn't do shit except squint at orcs, accusingly

      Was just thinking this.
      Why did they need to capture and torture Gollum for info on the ring, and why did the Nazgul need to stop and ask people "Shire, Baggins", when Sauron could have seen exactly where the ring was whenever Bilbo put it on?

      You should really have a nice day.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        you shoulda stuck to making shitty gore movies pete

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Go back to fap on the Avengers

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sharon could see Frodo, but not see where he was. Only in proximity could Sharon sense where he was when wearing the ring

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >yo lets not have Sauron be an actual guy walking around like in the book
    >instead hes just a huge flaming eye up on a tower
    >he doesn't do shit except squint at orcs, accusingly

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >yo lets not have Sauron be an actual guy walking around like in the book
      When did this actually happen in the book?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        He personally tortures Gollum, who sees he is missing a finger. There are also numerous mentions of him sitting upon his throne and whiling away time in Barad-dur, and mentions of wraiths etc being brought before him

        Though the eye in the movie doesn't preclude him having a physical form. You see his physical form briefly when he converses with aragorn through the palantir

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          I need to read the books again because I really don't remember this

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            It's not actually a part of the book, but when Gollum hears about the ring being cut off his hand he remembers being tortured by him personally and that his hand only had 4 fingers.

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    this is what my urethra looks like to the sleeping homeless man I'm about to piss on.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Like this?

      https://twitter.com/Varrsha2/status/1676211783869104128

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    What if it wasn't an eye but a vegana?

    How does this change the story?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      It becomes a trans erasure story.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      YOU SEAMEN ME

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    when he dies its down right cartoonish

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Shit was humpty dumpty tier. Oh no I'm falling! KABOOSH

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    There is no life in the void, ONLY death

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Literally the same shit

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >ICU

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >you're a...

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Eru

  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I see you too

  13. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    This shit was so kino in theaters

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Man-child Tolkien would have whinged about it.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Chris Tolkien?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >he says, while not being able to tell you what the word kino even means

  14. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hi

  15. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    hey I'm on the can!

  16. 11 months ago
    abatap

    I see you, brother

  17. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    It looks more like an anus honestly.

  18. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Then our scales are balanced.

  19. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    why didn't aragorn just recruit the overpowered ghosts for longer than 1 battle?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      The deal was to honor the call to battle, which they fulfilled, and therefore got their freedom.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      They were ghosts because they broke their oath to battle against the forces of Sauron. Aragorn gives them another opportunity to fight for Gondor, which they do, Gondor has been defended, and thus their oath is fulfilled and they are free to go. It's all about honour and integrity. Aragorn can't exactly enslave them to his cause indefinitely or he'd be no better than them, or Sauron.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      In the book the ghost army is not OP. They make Sauron's men allies flee in terror, their weapons have no bite. Aragorn uses them to free slaves and gather a small army in southwest Gondor, which he then shows up at the siege of Minis Tirith with. A much better plot, the books have much better plot and strategy.

  20. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why didn't they rotate ring bearers? If I gave you the ring a week and you didn't want to give it back to someone else then I would know you're already compromised. It's like how multiple people have to turn locks to launch a missile.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >give ring to someone weak willed
      >"oops I put the ring on and stab you to death while you sleep teehee"

  21. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    why didn't they simply draw up a contract for ownership of the ring that was split up into separate and equal shares? That way it wouldn't matter who carried it because they still wouldn't fully own it.

  22. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wazzup

  23. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    The giant eye looks way cooler than some gay elf

  24. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    You're a big eye

  25. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I want them to know it's me
    It's on my head

  26. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    post it

  27. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    *I just keep jerking off.*

  28. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    You don't scare me, that could be anyone's ass.

  29. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >AIN'T NO homosexualS AROUND HERE
    >THERE OUT IN HOBBITON!

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Ringwraiths all draw their swords as they gallop onward

  30. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Hey Butthead is that what I think it is?

  31. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why didn't Gollum go look for the ring in the Shire when he knew where it was and who had it?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Didn't know where The Shire was. It's just a word to him.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Why didn't he go look for a map?

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Doesn't know how to read

  32. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Can you make yourself a twink form again, Mr. Sauron?

  33. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    neeh get a f*ck out of her hahahahaha

  34. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hi Sauron I'm Dad

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