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  1. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    its a fun show, apart from all the human epsiodes, i kind of miss it

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Let go anon. Be happy that it happened.

      I don't really mind the townie episodes. Personally, I dislike how they usually don't really provide anything for the overarching plot and usually take away episodes that could had better explain the story or setting.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        I hated the townie episodes because eventually they overshadowed and minimized the gem characters into mostly making them in the background

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Let go anon. Be happy that it happened.

          I don't really mind the townie episodes. Personally, I dislike how they usually don't really provide anything for the overarching plot and usually take away episodes that could had better explain the story or setting.

          this. a lot of townie eps aren't even that bad when rewatching
          >frybo, lars and the cool kids, joking victims, island adventure, lion 2 (does connie count as a townie?), horror club, winter forecast, open book, shirt club, joy ride, Say Uncle, nightmare hospital, beach city drift, onion friend.
          and that's just the top of my head. these are all lovely eps, it's mainly just the ordering and odd sense of weight they're given. i don't really think the show would work without them.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            >all season 1 episodes
            okay now try the really bad townie episodes from season 4 onward like Future Boy Zoltron and Onion Gang

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              Future Boy Zoltron is a good episode.
              Onion episodes suck though, yeah.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                your face hitting the pavement was a good episode

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                My wiener tearing your butthole was better

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      The townie episodes were always the main focus of discourse. Random episodic adventures were always going to be mandated by the network, but combine the regular six month hiatuses with another Ronaldo and/or Onion episode and people lost their shit.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      human episodes were perfectly fine for me if they involved gem magic. They had the fricking gall to waste episodes on human plots with no gem relevance whatsoever, jesas.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I always enjoyed townie episodes. Always a nice breath of fresh air in the middle of all the plot. Also nice setup to feel the stakes rising when townies get involved in gem stuff. "Are you my Dad?" was hype.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        I agree that the Are You My Dad? episodes were really good and had a great call back to earlier in the show. The writing for the new characters Aquamarine and Topaz was top notch. I'm really disappointed with how she was written in Future.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >I'm really disappointed with how she was written in Future.
          Yeah. Like, it makes sense for eyeball to be kinda stupid, as the rubies (including ours) are known to be kinda stupid. But aquamarine acting just as dumb was pretty odd, and I say this as someone who enjoyed Future.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Besides not being dumb, Aquamarine comes across as smart with how she talked Topaz out of poofing her. Frugal when choosing to overlook Topaz's betrayal.
            Has anyone else defeated Steven's Talk no Jutsu besides Aquamarine?

            ?feature=shared&t=52

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >I'm really disappointed with how she was written in Future.
          Yeah. Like, it makes sense for eyeball to be kinda stupid, as the rubies (including ours) are known to be kinda stupid. But aquamarine acting just as dumb was pretty odd, and I say this as someone who enjoyed Future.

          Besides not being dumb, Aquamarine comes across as smart with how she talked Topaz out of poofing her. Frugal when choosing to overlook Topaz's betrayal.
          Has anyone else defeated Steven's Talk no Jutsu besides Aquamarine?

          ?feature=shared&t=52

          Aquamarine's problem was that she presumably(?) lost her Gmod Phys Gun that made her a genuinely fearsome threat.
          When you take that away, you have well, Kikimora.

  2. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Lowered the animation bar and poisoned all next gen

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sounds like a (you) problem

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Not it's not

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Just because none of the shows that have come out since have been as good doesn't mean it poisoned cartoons.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        If you think Crying Lesbian Rocks: The Series is good, you're a troony.
        The only good thing it gave was a shortstack chubby waifu and that's it.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          pretty sure i was born with a dick and still see myself as a man, so

  3. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I learned that rock people is an offensive term

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah well rock people hate men.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Wait what

  4. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Many people did. Threads after every bomb were fun.

  5. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sugar let too much slide with regard to art/animation quality. For the total runtime, she also spent quite a lot of it on townie plots which were almost always pointless and interrupted actual plot. This was compounded by the fricked up release schedule from CN, as if they were trying to kill the show (like Fox did with Firefly). Getting 4-6 10 minute episodes every 6-8 months and having half of them be townie plots was frustrating. Also, the ending sucked and Future didn't make it better by literally invalidating the point from the movie.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >which were almost always pointless and interrupted actual plot
      They were meant to keep the show grounded by showing how all the magical space stuff effected ther normal people of his little town, and they always included some small detail that revealed more of the lore. They were disappointing sometimes after waiting weeks for an episode but rewatching the series now that its finished they're fine.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >They were meant to keep the show grounded by showing how all the magical space stuff effected ther normal people of his little town
        Tell that to Future. And the people hardly react to all the alien shit, so I hardly see how they showed us the effect everything has having on humans.
        >and they always included some small detail that revealed more of the lore
        No, they didn't.
        > but rewatching the series now that its finished they're fine.
        No, they aren't.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >I hardly see how they showed us the effect everything has having on humans.
          I was talking about the original series. Future happens after a 2 year timeskip so by the time we see the characters again they're all pretty used to the aliens, so the show focuses more on showing how the town itself is changing with their addition.
          >No, they didnt
          You missed them then.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            >I was talking about the original series.
            So was I.
            >You missed them then.
            No, I didn't.

  6. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I never understood the appeal of Obese Child Solar System besides the coombait rock people.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      The coombait rock people were fun and had endearing personalities on too of being physically coom bait

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >coombait rock people
        I think the was probably why CN tried to kill off the show at every opportunity. It had a male lead with a female heavy cast so it didn't appeal to either to boys or girls. And the toys didn't sell.
        Having the Crystal Gems be male would've sold the show to boys while having Steven be female would've sold the show to girls.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          I've never seen SU merch irl or even in ads tbh. I guess modern cartoons aren't as reliant on toy sales as older ones were? I just remember growing up watching Ben 10 and constantly seeing toys for that show, even had a few of them. With SU it felt like there was nothing.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            There were a couple of video games, some plushies, and some crap collectibles. That's it. The show didn't really appeal to kids so you didn't see a lot of merch aimed at kids
            Meanwhile, something like Ben 10 or TMNT really appeals to boys. It's easy to make toys for those franchises cuz you know that the toys will sell with boys. But Steven Universe toys? Would they be aimed at boys or girls? Would they turn a profit?

  7. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I love Ammy

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I wish she actually looked like this
      She’s the worse design besides peridot without her enhancers

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Nah

  8. 9 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Damn, that but it's fat manlet anon and Amethyst

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >There's no more room anon, so Amethyst will have to sit on your lap~

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous
  9. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Opposite for me.
    I watched it because Cinemaphile wouldn't stfu s out it so I forced myself to watch it. It wasn't until Lapis appeared did I actually start liking the series, but they went back to townie episodes and I couldn't take it anymore and stopped watching.
    Steven is an annoying as frick MC and is a gateway to NTR fetish.

  10. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    for the last time

    what is in that fricking treasure chest

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      satisfaction

  11. 9 months ago
    Anonyrnous

    Steven Universe gifted us the sexiest character in animation history, and for that I thank it.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I wanted to smell her socks.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        She doesn't wear any in her last outfit.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Could be related to all the letters I sent them.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's not Steg

  12. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I used to love this show but then it got bad

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      yeah but bad to the point it vanished from the face of earth for what's going to be a decade soon? I don't get it.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        It just wasn't very memorable because it always undercut itself and continuously lowering the stakes

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          or retconning shit although I'm ngl I thought rose being a diamond was obvious because she had completely different powers compared to any other quartz I just assumed every quartz gem like amethyst or jasper could control fire

  13. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    It peaked too early. Stronger Than You was such a kino moment - not just within the story but culturally, as Attack the Light hit at the same time and we were at the height of the anime-callback, music-mashup, vaporwave zeitgeist, when social media (including Cinemaphile) hadn't gone completely toxic people still kind of had hope that things could get better. In hindsight, there was no chance of them ever reclaiming that, and of course they never did.

  14. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ayyyyyy
    Specify:
    -On or Off Model
    -If Off Model, specify what you want to be Off Model
    -No gay shit
    -An actual, simple, not "Rube Goldberg Machine" request, i.e: "Character doing x" "Character dressed like x"
    -Have a reference attached to your post
    -No ship shit
    -No moron fetishes: scat, diapers, fat/inflation, shota, genderswap, giantism, futa, big/overblown feet, armpit hair, CBT, cuck shit
    -No sperg fantasies

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      me smelling one of Pearl's dirty socks while she looks at me with a surprised face.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        on model, of course.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        She doesn't wear socks

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          die

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      on model Steven drinking from a comedically large straw like chris chan in sonichu

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Any reference, homie?

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          [...]
          Also, which Steven and Peridot? Do indraw Steven israelite Chris would? These characters have at least two outfits, be specific, you cheap madafakas, i can't read your minds, and i might end up doing whatever. Sorry, but be very specific about your requests

          here you go homie

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Peridot butt, bare and with some padding but not too off model

        Also, which Steven and Peridot? Do indraw Steven israelite Chris would? These characters have at least two outfits, be specific, you cheap madafakas, i can't read your minds, and i might end up doing whatever. Sorry, but be very specific about your requests

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          For Peri it doesn't really matter but I'll say post redemption Peridot, shortstack but with a similar outfit to her first appearance

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          give him his classic steven universe clothes anon

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Peridot butt, bare and with some padding but not too off model

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Please do not mention peridot anymore.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          yeah don't mention that name again

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Oh my fricking GOD, YOU STUPID FRICKING homosexual

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Behind view of S1/early Lapis getting her skirt blown up (no panties) with her looking at the viewer with either indifference or a light scowl

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        For Peri it doesn't really matter but I'll say post redemption Peridot, shortstack but with a similar outfit to her first appearance

        [...]
        here you go homie

        give him his classic steven universe clothes anon

        Thanks. I'll get to it after i'm done with lunch

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Fat manlet anon holding hands with on model Amethyst, please

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        You could've just said Amethyst holding hands with another Amethyst

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous
    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Behind view of a naked, embarrassed, and frantic pearl (any version), covering her front, looking back and yelling to a (offscreen) Steven to get out and not look

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Requesting Blue and Yellow Diamond naked and embracing each other, but posed in a way where they're looking at the viewer and their butts are showing

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Ghink you can draw me a "schematic" of how does that go, friend? My brain's too stupid to figure that one out, or any irl pic for reference

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Something like this, though with their hands around the others waist and more in character expressions

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Thanks, friend

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sorry, this

      Can you draw Mr. Anon groping Peridot's ass at a fancy gala?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      maid Peridot being groped by her master.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Learn to draw first.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Sorry i'm not drawing your diaper crap, anon

  15. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    This show did a lot of good and a lot of bad. Overall my thoughts have soured with time on it and I don't think it should come back

  16. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    that’s called stockholm syndrome

  17. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    adventure time deserved all the hate this show got

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Season 6 got justly hated for how pretentious the show got, adventure time will live on as one of the best examples of how creators buying into their own hype can ruin their creations

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Hard agree

  18. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I actually enjoy a lot of the music and most of the character designs and personalities. It's just that Steven is the worst character in the show and since he's the main character that hurts it a lot. Plus the plot and messaging is pretty stupid/confused in places.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      When I first started watching the show I didn't understand why Steven was even there when the gems seemed infinitely more interesting as a point of focus.But once character development started to stick and Steven's coming of age anxieties became more relevant in the face of him realizing that none of the people he looks up to and loves are perfect, I couldn't imagine the show without him.

  19. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    It was pretty good until the cluster, and then everything went to shit since that chapter where Lars fricking dies, the movie was fine only because Spinel, and i don't wanna talk about Future

  20. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    [...]

    god I want to breed peri in the missionary position

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      too bad she's asexual

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        won't stop me

  21. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    It really could have been great if the plot didn't stop and start like a dying engine, they couldn't get the drip of information right so the viewer almost feels starved and then the last two seasons just dump everything.

  22. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Big Steven Slurp

    [...]

    K

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Forgot the pic

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        thanks drawfren

  23. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Peributt.

    Man, i've been watching the series since it started, and just now i realize that the characters have 5 fingers. What the frick

  24. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Steven Universe could've easily gone into being an action series, I'm surprised Sugar stuck to the empath route.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Steven Universe could've easily gone into being an action series
      It was at times.
      >I'm surprised Sugar stuck to the empath route.
      you really shouldn't be, it was obvious from the start that was what they were going for.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >you really shouldn't be, it was obvious from the start that was what they were going for.

        Listen, I was waiting for the edgy, "there's people you can't save, talking won't work". Those were always my favorite character development moments in children's media.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Do you also watch Batman waiting for the episode he snaps and kills Joker?

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Do you also watch Batman waiting for the episode he snaps and kills Joker?

            Batman is already edgy enough, his devotion to justice is insane. Also, Batman doesn't talk in the same way moronic empaths do. It's just a strategy in the toolkit, not a delusion he has.

            I'm talking about characters on the normie spectrum

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              LOL you normie homosexual thinking Batman is edgy. He'll never be what we want him to be, so all of DC should be fired into the sun so we can have the Bat-Punisher we need.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          They had that going with Jasper until Future fricked it up.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            How is that not what happened to Jasper?

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              In Future, she's shattered by Steven and then repaired. When she comes back, she's apologetic and rejoins society.

              Basically Rebecca Sugar is telling the audience that if a b***h won't quit her bullshit, beat her within an inch of her life and she'll be fixed.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yes, talking didn't work. He literally had to kill her to get her to cooperate with him.

  25. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    You can kill me for this, but I've still been following the White Steven fanfic.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Holy shit it's been far too long since I've last checked on this, I thought it was dropped by now. I gotta get back to this

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        It makes me laugh that of all the AU Stevens it's White Steven who has remained over the years. There can only be one.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          I remember going through all the AUs that were made when the show ended and they've all been left unfinished. I'm holding out hope for White Steven to be the one to reach completion, but the update schedule has been growing more and more sparse.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Seaglass has a cute design, for a mistake baby.

  26. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I miss the hype train. It was never a perfect show, but there was a lot of genuine charm and heart and dumb deepest lore talks back in the day that I look back on fondly.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      It peaked too early. Stronger Than You was such a kino moment - not just within the story but culturally, as Attack the Light hit at the same time and we were at the height of the anime-callback, music-mashup, vaporwave zeitgeist, when social media (including Cinemaphile) hadn't gone completely toxic people still kind of had hope that things could get better. In hindsight, there was no chance of them ever reclaiming that, and of course they never did.

      Many people did. Threads after every bomb were fun.

      Honestly, despite the show's flaws only getting clearer as time goes on, deep down there's still a really nostalgic feeling regarding it. The bombs very hype as frick and I remember people going batshit insane everytime a new gem was introduced. Shame the plot somehow went lightspeed and we wrapped things up in just a second, as I really feel it could have shined better with proper pacing.
      I refuse to forget the hype that was watching S1 all the way from Lapis to Peridot reveal to fricking Stronger Than You.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >I remember people going batshit insane everytime a new gem was introduced
        It was pretty damn impressive just how quickly threads were flooded with fanart of new characters like twenty minutes after their reveal.

  27. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    [...]

    [...]

    [...]

    [...]

    Perigay, if you get this thread killed, I'll come to your house and frick your ass. I know damn well she is a treat to be savored, but you will damn us all.

  28. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    glad its gone, overstayed it welcome, shitted on its own world building, people on both sides of the autisim spectrum hatedt he wrong things about it and argued for the most tone deaf parts that shows the majority of gays that watch this show are media illiterate

  29. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Lapibutt

    I feel like her dress is too long for you to be able to see her ass, unless there was an updraft directly below her, but here it is, i guess

  30. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    can you show me your boipussy? pls?

  31. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    They made steven less of a pussy by the end of the show but it was already too late for that

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      The whole point of the show was him growing into the person he needed to be.

  32. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Filler is boring
    >Political garbage
    >Rape
    >"Let's forgive genocidal maniacs!"
    Can't believe i used to like this.
    Yes, the artstyle is bloody beautiful (even if the animation is wonky sometimes) and the songs are good, but all that is meant to complement the writing, which happens to be shit.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >"Let's forgive genocidal maniacs!"
      As opposed to..?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Literally anything else would have been less stupid and anticlimactic

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          You'd rather they give up and go home?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Imprisoning them, you fricker.
        That's one of the most basic villain conclusions ever.
        Just put them in a bubble or something. Actually make them pay for what they've done and make sure they can't use their very very dangerous powers agian.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Lol, how? Steven and the Crystal Gems didn't have close to enough power to take down the Diamonds. Making them see the error of their ways was literally their only option outside rolling over and dying.
          >Actually make them pay for what they've done
          They are. In Future we see they're working to atone for their crimes, spending all their time and effort repairing the damage they've done.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Steven and the Crystal Gems didn't have close to enough power to take down the Diamonds
            They literally fricking do. I don't know where you SUgays keep pulling this fricking argument from, but they do.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              No they don't, they never really had a chance, save maybe the cluster which the diamonds could blow the frick up from space, what the frick are you talking about?

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >No they don't,
                Yes, they do.
                >the cluster which the diamonds could blow the frick up from space
                What the frick are you talking about? Did they put a self destruct device in it? Is this some new lore Rebecca added in an interview?

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Yes, they do.
                Where? One of the main defining features of the CGs is that they are losers and only manage to "save earth" by completely losing all their armies and being reduced to 3 dumbasses and an overcooked runt.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                They really don't, especially before Future. Every gem fell completely under White Diamond's control just by being near her.

                Fusion and commandeering. They lost tons of soldiers in the war because Pink was a tactical moron. They could easily win if they stopped giving a shit about not killing the enemy.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah, but Steven also doesn't want to kill the enemy even in SUF, remember how Bismuth pretty much wanted him to do that and he end up putting her back in a bubble? Not to mention that the Diamonds end up agreeing to his terms and "seceded" their political powers, so Steven has even less of a reason to do it now.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Gems already have a built in nonleathal takedown. Killing their enemies not only wouldn't help, it would be an active waste of time.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Honestly, the whole bubbling thing always bothered me. Why is that universally considered better?
                >"Oh no, we're not gonna kill him. We're just gonna put him in a comatose state and lock him away in a closet for all eternity so we never have to worry about it again!"
                Seriously, it's straight up I Have No Mouth and I Must Scream level shit. Just fricking kill me at that point.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Being comatose isn't an I Have No Mouth situation. If your brain's shut off for the experience, then you haven't suffered. It's like cryofreezing.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                So? You'd rather be kept in a coma for all eternity?

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Being bubbled forever wouldn't be any different from dying from your perspective, so there's no downside to it but with the possibility of an upside if they learn how to uncorrupt you later.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                But we aren't talking about corrupted gems in this circumstance, we're talking about soldiers in a war, nothing there to uncorrupt.
                >wouldn't be any different from dying from your perspective
                So what's wrong with killing them, then? If there's so little difference, shattering enemy foot soldiers should be fine.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Presumably bubbled enemies soldiers would be released after some degree of prison sentence or after the war is over. Killing them when it's literally more difficult than keeping them safely contained indefinitely would be vindictive at best and sociopathic at worst.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Killing them when it's literally more difficult than keeping them safely contained indefinitely would be vindictive at best and sociopathic at worst.
                It isn't more difficult though, it's way easier. You have to transport them, have a place to store them, make sure the place you store them is secure so nobody releases them, and all for what? So after the war is over 5,000 years later you can send them to not-Guantanamo Bay for reeducation so they become loyal citizens? And killing them is supposed to be the crueler, more vindictive action?

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >You have to transport them, have a place to store them, make sure the place you store them is secure so nobody releases them
                You don't. You literally tap them twice and they teleport themselves to whatever is your safest location.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Uh huh, and hope no one comes around and lets them out in the middle of your base. Or the bubble doesn't accidentally get knocked by something and let them out.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Thats like hoping nobody comes around and lets them out of prison. And they're BUBBLES, the only thing that knocks them and pops them are people squeezing them.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >I Have No Mouth and I Must Scream level shit.
                Do you even know what happens in that story? Being in stasis is not suffering, it's essentially really good sleep, disney princess shit.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              They really don't, especially before Future. Every gem fell completely under White Diamond's control just by being near her.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            >I-It's not the creator's fault for writing herself into a corner!
            SUtards, everyone.
            Not even once.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              Writing yourself into a corner implies you're not exactly where you planned the story to go from the start.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                The story was planned to be moronic from the start, i know.
                I'm just shitting on the cope the other guy used.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          The Diamonds are in the right. It’s not only a right, but an obligation for the superior to subjugate the inferior

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >”let’s forgive genocidal maniacs”
      I’m thinking based

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >the artstyle is bloody beautiful

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Shit on beanmouth as much as you want, but the show is pretty, and the character designs are unique.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Animation is great too. Not even counting James Baxter little piece, Mr. Greg is still one of the best episodes of a recent cartoon if not THE best

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          That's the backgrounds

  33. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    My wife

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      All the Rubies are sooo CUTE! Wish we coulda gotten more with them

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      All the Rubies are sooo CUTE! Wish we coulda gotten more with them

      To this day I don't know how Rebecca made such a perfect wife-shaped character

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        I like the Rubies but they are so difficult for me to draw properly.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Trial and error, just had to keep trying different designs until she made a perfect one for everyone.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Squares are cute

  34. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    i love the characters but hate the fricking writing. if they had way more competant writers than this show would be good.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's what happens when you don't hire any writers.

  35. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Same anon, I got tricked by homosexuals like E;R, Cinemaphile and Lily Orchad into believing the show was worse than it really was.
    It's a neat charming show with some flaws, I love it and I think Future was a neat point to end the series.
    >tfw no gem gf

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >He unironically took fricking Jerry Peet's word seriously
      Of course, someone who isn't moronic wouldn't think SU is good either.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >E;R

      Ah yes, ear rape the spazzy weirdo. Truly distilled 4skin energy

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        I stopped listening to what that gay E;R had tosay after his Turning Red review

  36. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Naked Pearl and Perisex
    https://files.catbox.moe/mojna0.jpg

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      looking good man
      I will say I was moreso looking for a behind view, but this'll do nicely

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Can you draw Mr. Anon groping Peridot's ass at a fancy gala?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous
  37. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Can someone tell me the Cinemaphilensensus on this show?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Accurate. So much wasted potential.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Charming art style, good music, lovable characters and a lot of buildup that really doesn't pay off.
      It's worth one (1) watch, but you probably won't go back to it.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Incredibly divided, mostly based on your thoughts on whether men should be allowed to cry.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        What are the criticisms that don't involve /misc/?

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Mostly to do with the pacing. Also a lot of people had cool head canons on where the story was going to go and were disappointed with the results by comparison when it focused a lot on characters they didn't care about.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Is there anywhere that all these headcanons are jotted down?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        I don't really see Steven as a man.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          He's half man.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >men should be allowed to cry
        Greg is a frickup, but damn does he frick up.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      You're better off just watching Cardcaptor Sakura. It's not only a better version of what Steven Universe tried to be, but it came out 15 years earlier.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Isn't that 200 episodes long?

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          70

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Still pretty long. I had trouble making it through Princess Tutu, and that was 39 episodes.

            Also there's nowhere on the internet that I could share my experience watching it. I don't want to feel lonely.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              Cardcaptor is a timeless classic, i'm sure there's few communities that's take you in.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Where?

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Where are these communities? I refuse to look for them because doing my own research is what weaklings do.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              How the frick were you going to make it through su? It has 160 episodes

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                They're only 10 episodes long each. And I had archived Cinemaphile threads to read alongside it.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      If Rebecca Sugar chained herself to the wall and personally boarded every episode, it would have still had gay writing but it wouldn't have had jank off model garbage and go nowhere shipping fuel.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        I thought Cinemaphile hated What What Missing nowadays.

  38. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Did that horror comic about the Peridot being forced into that polycule fusion against her will ever finish?

  39. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    StevenBomb 1 > Wanted > Diamond Days > Week of Sardonyx > Out of This World > Steven's Birthday Week > Summer of Steven > Stranded > StevenBomb 2 > In Too Deep

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Summer of Steven was crazy. It was the summer before I was starting college, and sitting around speculating with my Cinemaphilemrades what each episode would bring was so amazing. Mr. Greg, Bismuth, Earthlings... So many good episodes came from that era. Now I'm rich like Greg, with an amazing career, but I'm not happy. I long for those sweet summer days with Steven.

  40. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone got a link to that animation where Steven is being a little prick, asking Greg to tell him a story and at the end he says "Good story, dad"?

  41. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Shut up.
    Sex with Jasper.

  42. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    peridot sex
    sex with peridot

  43. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    What’s Rebecca up to now?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      prolly resting idk

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's really weird that fusion became a metaphor for sex including having a special story arc about consent.
        And then later on Steven fused with his dad to become a four-armed sexy man. They totally fricked some groupies down the line.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Fusion was a metaphor for any kind of close relationship. Plenty of the fusions in the show came off as sexual relationships, but all of Steven's were platonic.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Steven fusing with Connie wasn't platonic. Steg was supposed to be sexy. It's strange that a fusion born from a platonic relationship would supposed to be sexy.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Steven fusing with Connie wasn't platonic
              It was at first when they were kids, they changed overtime as the became more romantic.
              >Steg was supposed to be sexy
              Steg was sexy because he was a paragon of masculinity, which makes sense for a physical manifestation of the relationship between a father and son.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                I wouldn't be surprised if Steg was dreamed up by one of the gay men on the crew:
                Steg has a bara design that caters to what gay men like. Gay men are also really into incest. Especially between father and son.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                I wouldn't know about any of that, but as a straight man, Steg is what I picture when I imagine the man I want to be.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Anon, I've got bad news for you on what you will never be.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous
          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Fusion was a metaphor for any kind of close relationship. Plenty of the fusions in the show came off as sexual relationships, but all of Steven's were platonic.
            Ah yes, the platonic fusion he had with this teenage girlfriend, where the sex-positive adult told him to go enjoy it while Pearl freaked out.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              >teenage girlfriend
              She was 12, and they both considered being "best friends" to be the extent of relationships at the time, to the point that that's what they thought Lars and Sadie's relationship was. Garnet has never had sex, she's an advocate for fusion because she was the first fusion between two kinds of gems, and Pearl was freaking out because it was a taboo on homeworld and also freaking out is like half of her character. Gems reproduce asexually and do not naturally have a concept of sexuality.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Technically, since girls do start puberty earlier, she is a teenager.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                That's... not how that works. Hitting puberty doesn't make you a teenager, turning thirTEEN makes you a teenager.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Difference of interpretation.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                A "teenager" is someone who's age ends with "teen", that is the dictionary definition.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yea, and I'd call someone who is in puberty a teenager. Like I said, difference of interpretation.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                That's fine, but your interpretation is incorrect.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Gotta be honest with you homie, I really don't give a shit what the dictionary says. When certain political blocks are able to change definitions on a whim to suit their needs, the dictionary loses all credibility.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Okay but you can't argue that in cases where the definition of the word in question is literally IN the word. It's like trying to argue the definition of "Doorstop" or "Salesman".

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >the definition of the word in question is literally IN the word
                It isn't if you're counting in a different language.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >She was 12,
                That really doesn't make it better, pedo.

                >Gems reproduce asexually and do not naturally have a concept of sexuality.
                Pft, sure, then why are they women?

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >That really doesn't make it better, pedo.
                I'm not the one saying it was sexual.
                >then why are they women?
                They're not. They're rocks.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              I think that fusion can be platonic, romantic, or sexual. I think that Steven fusing with Pearl and Garnet should have happened before he went to Homeworld.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >I think that Steven fusing with Pearl and Garnet should have happened before he went to Homeworld.
                Pretty sure most wish that happened.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                If I had to pick 2 moments in the show where Rainbow Quartz and Sunstone would've made sense they would be:
                >Steven and Pearl
                After the Pink Diamond reveal.
                >Steven and Garnet
                During the whole giving away pizza episode.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                and Garnet
                >During the whole giving away pizza episode.
                I can already imagine that naturally fitting that episode, but I do question what would happened after the PD reveal for steven and pearl to fuse.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Steven fusing with Connie wasn't platonic. Steg was supposed to be sexy. It's strange that a fusion born from a platonic relationship would supposed to be sexy.

          They constantly went back and forth between what Fusion was supposed to be. My personal take at this point is that they didn't have a consistent idea for it and it became whatever they wanted it to represent in the moment. That's why you have overt sexual shit like Peridot supposedly being an asexual stand-in but then also Steven fusing with his adoptive moms and his own biological father.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            It was consistent. Fusions represented relationships. Some relationships involve sexual feelings, some don't.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              >It was consistent
              No it wasn't.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Metaphors don't have to map 1:1 with the thing they represent in every way, in order to work. Also I don't think they would have had Pearl and Garnet's relationship be repaired if that situation was supposed to literally be rape. That was just fans being hyperbolic in their interpretations, as usual

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Then Peridot isn't asexual.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                That was just one Boarder's interpretation, why do people talk about it like it's canon confirmed by Rebecca

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                But by that interpretation, fusion would have to be inherently sexual by design.
                >why do people talk about it like it's canon confirmed by Rebecca
                Because Sugar has never contradicted it, and the show was driven by her boarders just as much as it was by her.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                I never heard of a single important plot point being decided by one of the boarders. She let them write jokes in the episodes and some of the dialogue, and blew smoke up their asses about how important they were, but Fusion was her precious conceptual Thing in the show, it was how she pitched the show to CN, she wouldn't have let the boarders adjust the logic behind it.

                But anyway, I haven't seen a solid argument for why Peridot not wanting to fuse WITH GARNET, the main one who consistently makes fusions sexual (not counting with Steven obviously) couldn't be a hint towards her not being sexually attracted to other gems. I get your point about it being a little muddy there, but I don't think it's nearly as confusing as you're making it out to be

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >I haven't seen a solid argument for why Peridot not wanting to fuse WITH GARNET, the main one who consistently makes fusions sexual (not counting with Steven obviously) couldn't be a hint towards her not being sexually attracted to other gems.
                Neither have I, and I would agree with you it's complete bullshit. The problem with it is that the two are mutually exclusive, and most people just parrot her being asexual for not fusing while also calling fusion not sexual. The only way I'll accept fusion as not being sexual is if it's agreed upon that the 'Peridot is asexual' jargon is completely baseless, which most SUgays never agree to.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Her saying that Peridot was written as if she was asexual has about the same weight as an actor saying that they played a character as if they were gay.
                The storyboard artist, Maya Petersen, even name checks the tvtropes page Word of Saint Paul which clarifies this.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >and the two will become one flesh. So they are no longer two, but one flesh.
                Above quote is about sex. Fusion is obviously a metaphor for sex. It's literally two beings becoming one.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Fusion is a metalhor for whatever the show needs it to be

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                fusion is a metaphor for cheap tactics

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                It's entirely possible that they would've had Pearl and Garnet's relationship be repaired if that situation was supposed to be rape by deception. The show even gives it the same weight as if that was what happened.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Garnet didn't percive Pearl fusing with her as "rape", she percived it as Pearl lying to her just to fuse, which is what Pearl did. Or what do you think the final lesson of that set of episodes was "if you are raped it's okay, just have your rapist tell you they are sorry and then forgive them lol" because that's what Garnet did to Pearl at the end.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Sex under false pretenses is a type of rape called rape by deception.
                >Pearl lying to her just to fuse
                Lying to someone just to frick is textbook rape by deception. Like a guy presenting himself as richer than he is so a woman will have sex with him.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Don't forget the teenage sex, the elderly-orgie, tricking friends into casual sex, sex with your dad, gem corruption is an STD and spreads through fusion, Rape, three-ways with your moms, and bestiality.

            Fusion is sex, dancing is foreplay, it's a show with the openly stated mission of introducing children to sex by troony israelite with a height fetish.

  44. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    The way that the show ended was too sudden. I didn't want it go that way either.
    I'd say that from the beginning of the series all the way up to The Cluster being beaten is the best part of the show. From there, things just get very confused and muddled.
    Latter parts of the show were liberal in a really odd way. For example, an outright abomination like Fluorite is treated as a metaphor for polygamy and there's nothing wrong with that or her.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >The way that the show ended was too sudden
      People were losing interest as the later seasons started flounder, so Cartoon network wanted to wrap it up and do the movie while people were still on board.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Gem designs started to get progressively ugly and weird as the show went on.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >doesn't like Grandma caterpillar or the Off-Colors
        Dumb moron

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          It was ugly ngl

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Y9u're moronic ngl

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Y9u're
              Em not a good look sweaty

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          I'll say it again: Fluorite is an abomination. She's basically the personification of a cult and is always looking for new victims to add to the fold.
          The other Off-Colors were pretty neat and didn't get enough screen time. But draw the line when it comes to painting a 'Noodles and Beef' type of relationship as anything positive.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            >'Noodles and Beef'
            I had to look this up. Where the hell did you hear about this?

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              I first heard about it on Cinemaphile. Those guys gained a lot of notoriety real fast. I heard about what was going on when the one guy that was part of their entourage passed away.

  45. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I should draw more Rubies when I get back from work.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      draw one working out

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'd like to have seen more of diamond-size Steven. Especially interacting with his dad.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Would be cool actually, he could've had a moment with white diamond. Also just giant Steven

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes you should

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        in the end they all submit to the empire of humanity.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          would the gems survive a conquest of the empire?

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Probably not. They'd be purged as either Xenos or consider them A.I. and that needs to be destroyed the moment it's found. From what military might we've seen the Gems show so far in the show they'd be a push over.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sauce? this is cute.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Cinemaphile.org/co

  46. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    We we ever get more of her?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Will we**

      derp.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Only what we make ourselves unfortunately.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Will we**

      derp.

      i miss tiredsuccubus's threesome art.

  47. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    SU was a really mixed bag but a fun ride overall, it had an incredibly autistic fanbase though which created an INCREDIBLY autistic hatebase in turn and kind of poisoned the well for discussing it when it was airing. I think the further we get away from the airing of the show the more people will appreciate it as a fun, but flawed show.

  48. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >hating something to be cool
    have a nice day
    >liking Steven Universe
    have a nice day with fire

  49. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Rose Quartz sitting on my face. Rose Quartz letting me lick her armpits.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Anon, she will fake her death and leave you with a baby (and three of her friends will live in your house without paying rent)

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Rose is so grossly underrated just because we first saw her pregnant and fat fetishists jumped on top of her, and then there was that stupid fake drama about that one artist drawing her "too thin" that turned out to be complete horseshit, but the damage was done.
      >That voice
      >Dick sucking lips
      >Huge breasts
      >Canonically loved fricking human men
      What a fricking waste

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's never too late to fix our past mistakes…

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Man CuddleCore only drew that one Rose but he fricking nailed it.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous
        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Uoooh I want to kiss the big rock lady

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        They really kind of messed her character up something fierce by never having her able to really speak for herself in the present. Even some of the most recent memories or stuff we get told about Rose has a piece of her life to yet be told missing from it that just completely invalidates what we just heard.

        The show really needed to have the chance to give her more to say other than some factory reset AI she left internally within Steven to shout her will out that she's gone.
        She's just such a hidden in the details character that even with her full picture, there's still a lot of questions up in the air.
        Was she genuinely 'flawed'? And completely just dismantling the idea that homeworld itself seemed to have generated that diamonds were incapable of coming out with issues?
        Or was just being smaller than the other diamonds her only issue?
        Everything about the Diamonds' origins are kind of a big piece to her pie that never got properly explored and it feels gravely needed to just understand her better, SU kinda flops this with a lot of characters, you cannot seriously tell me all Sapphire did as a foreseer was just go to a random battle locale and dictate how a battle would go, she surely had some flings here or there at a high class ball, or perhaps had a Pearl of her own or did indulge in the higher caste system she was apart of.
        All the CGs came from somewhere in the caste system, it feels like the whole regression thing the Movie does was trying to be a spotlight on that, but we just have no context for how they were as simple homeworld gems, maybe Sapphire and Ruby to an extent, but we kind of needed to see how our heroes truly were to spark this ability to just easily abandon their prior homeworld lives like that.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >factory reset AI she left internally within Steven to shout her will out that she's gone

          Even when you "reset" a computer, there's plenty of data that can still be scraped if someone knowledgeable can get a hold of the physical memory storage. I don't care if Steven has convinced everyone that the Pink Diamond gem now belongs to his personality, he will spend the rest of his life fending off gem loyalists looking to scrape that gem out of his fleshy exterior.

          He could access her fricking memories, jesus christ, please make more of an effort to learn about your mom, Steven. I'm going to have to wait a decade plus before Sugar gets off her ass and writes another sequel, if ever.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            >the Pink Diamond gem now belongs to his personality
            I thought this was confirmed to be false when Steven relived his mother's memories, obviously the memories are still there, which means there must be the pink diamond personality as well.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          i do feel like that's kind of the point of her character though anon. rose doesn't get to speak on what she did, she doesn't get to explain herself or her reasonings. she is just as mysterious to us, the audience, as she is to Steven

          i think i do like it this way, it really does cement the fact that she is just gone, forever, and there's nothing anyone can do about it, her kid wants to ask her these questions more than anything, but at the end of it all, he needs to accept that he'll never be able to do that

          i do think she was a very flawed character, from a character written way though. there are so many episodes showing the flaws of all of Stevens other parental figures and I think she was just someone like that, a character with flaws

          i also really want her to give me a blowjob

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Based rundown of a character whose narrative and thematic role I feel many fans failed to properly understand.

            >i also really want her to give me a blowjob
            BASED ROSECHAD

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Rose is literally built for blowjobs and titjobs and creampies

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Big feet too.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      She looks like Izzy from Rebel Taxi

  50. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >ywn have a big mommy Garnet that may or may not sexually assault you
    Why live?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Create an AI and build it a body.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        But i am a fool.

  51. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    the artstyle is vomit inducing, I don't care

  52. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I did. Future was boring and the show had seen much better days when it ended (with an incredibly rushed eneding mind you).
    A fun ride though, even if the final product is mediocre.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Future was boring
      You don't know what an epilogue series is, do you?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        An abrupt ending's sequel being nothingburger episodes feels like a spit to the face. I can tell you want something else out of the show than I do, so I'll leave it there.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          I dunno man, I just really dig the more down-to-earth look at how Steven had been processing all these otherworldly responsibilities as a young teen and how that messed him up good. Future was a 20-episode arc, but each episode still functioned well on its own and was engaging even without full context. I appreciated this more on random rewatches. It was nice to get episodes dedicated to several different Gems, the "reverse escapism" with the casual use of Warp Pads and Steven's Little Homeschool gig was neat, and I can't overstate how much I love "Snow Day" in both concept and execution.

          The resolution to Steven's intrapersonal issues could've been handled a little better, but overall I had a good time and feel this was a fitting expansion of the franchise.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            This, it’s the intimate-episodic closeness of the townie episodes, but with the main characters people really care about. Even the dramatic stuff really work for me, I never understood the hate.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >amethyst: HEY STEVEN!
        >steven: WHAT?!
        >amethyst: b***h!

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >You don't know what an epilogue series is, do you?
        Uhhh, it's boring?

  53. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Gala Peributt

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >not in public, Clod!
      >you know you like it.

  54. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Gala Peributt

    Nice, thanks.

  55. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Preggidot

  56. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Maid stress

  57. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yellow Diamond did nothing wrong

  58. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >draw her with anon and her children
    >her and her children
    Uhh, that's not how gem pregnancy works, anon

  59. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Beeg

  60. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >shit ends with him in therapy
    bravo sugar

  61. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    The world building for this show sucked ass. I accepted the fact that gem lore would always take a backseat to the townie crap, but it feels like they stopped caring after the Zoo arc. Homeworld looked like a jumbled mess, aside from White Diamond, the gem designs got worse and worse, Pink Diamond looked straight up ridiculous and nothing like her mural, and those "less human" gems they were alluding to were just sentient objects. I think what gets me most is the episode 'Lars of the Stars' where Emerald goes through a list of all the awesome stuff Lars did with the off-colors that we completely missed because Connie was being a b***h.

    It's a shame that the video games were more satisfying than the entire show itself.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Connie was being a b***h.
      True.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >lars could be dying in space.
      >but hey, connie is sad that she wasn't captured and didn't participate in this deadly
      adventure.
      frick you connie.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's really bizarre because the world building was incredibly strong in season 1, and then it's like they forgot half of what was even brought up in season 1 in the first place while barely even worldbuilding at all after that. It's just a strong divide that the first season legitimately almost feels like a completely different show on rewatch.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        The world building for this show sucked ass. I accepted the fact that gem lore would always take a backseat to the townie crap, but it feels like they stopped caring after the Zoo arc. Homeworld looked like a jumbled mess, aside from White Diamond, the gem designs got worse and worse, Pink Diamond looked straight up ridiculous and nothing like her mural, and those "less human" gems they were alluding to were just sentient objects. I think what gets me most is the episode 'Lars of the Stars' where Emerald goes through a list of all the awesome stuff Lars did with the off-colors that we completely missed because Connie was being a b***h.

        It's a shame that the video games were more satisfying than the entire show itself.

        I've heard other anons hypothesize that Sugar was just using season 1 to get her foot in the door, and make sure CN wouldn't drop the show in just the first season. Once she had thoroughly led everybody on and captured audience interest, then the other shoe dropped, and she focused most of her attention onto the boring shit that she liked, but that no one else watched it for, only drip feeding the content people wanted so they wouldn't stop watching completely.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        And then the artbook came out and the uncorrupted gems without their scars and the ones not showed in future all look like garbage. Like they just puked up crayons on the pages and sold it.

  62. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    terrible design

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      homosexual taste

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I like the design but I prefer her Rose form.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I specifically want the frick the version of her in these edits someone made

  63. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't think even Steven can redeem this total sociopath

  64. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Ayyyyyy
    Specify:
    -On or Off Model
    -If Off Model, specify what you want to be Off Model
    -No gay shit
    -An actual, simple, not "Rube Goldberg Machine" request, i.e: "Character doing x" "Character dressed like x"
    -Have a reference attached to your post
    -No ship shit
    -No moron fetishes: scat, diapers, fat/inflation, shota, genderswap, giantism, futa, big/overblown feet, armpit hair, CBT, cuck shit
    -No sperg fantasies

  65. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    obligatory.

  66. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >perigay scared away the drawgay
    Good one

  67. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I think the biggest issue was the fact that animation was all over the place and how moronic the scheduling was. The bombs may have always been massive hype trains, but what came out didn’t exactly live up to much of it more often than not. That said I still like it for what it was, and the soundtrack in particular was pretty banger. Crazy to think it came out 10 years ago.
    >for me it was white diamonds theme

  68. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I wish to be seduced by Ruby singing a country love song

  69. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    In any case, Pink was the only one we know for sure wasn't asexual. Pearl almost certainly had sex with Pink to try to compete with her human partners (she could probably tolerate it or even enjoy it as long as no gross fleshy human parts were involved), but even that isn't confirmed

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Amethyst has also fricked Greg.

  70. 9 months ago
    guy

    I like Rebecca sugar's original ideas about symbolizing relationships and stuff.

  71. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    OP here.

    Glad to see that I'm not alone.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Not alone in being a trend chasing NPC? I wish you had been.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        What's with you?

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          If the only reason you shat on this show is because everyone else was and you wanted to fit in, you're an NPC.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            it's true, I was and i didn't mean it. I loved this show from start to end.

  72. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    This show pulled off some of the most beautiful scenes. Post your favs

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >both boarded by Sugar

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Literally every time Sugar boarded the show it was a huge jump in quality. There's one scene with Blue Diamond where she boarded a single shot and it looked dramatically better than the entire rest of the scene, I think it was during "What's the Use in Feeling Blue". Wish she was a better tard wrangler with her boarders because if they just kept to her style the whole show would have looked great.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          I personally dig the show's stylistic variety, but I do also wonder what a version of SU that stuck more closely to Rebecca Sugar's style could've looked like. Masterful draftsmanship on her part.

          This and that Steven hug by James Baxter

          >another Sugar sequence

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Rebecca Sugar is such an underrated talent. If something sucks in SU, I'm almost certain its because other people aren't pulling their weight.

        She's also a fricking good songwriter and singer. I hope she's got something in the pipeline, because she deserves more work.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          I wonder what she's up to nowadays. Maybe she's still doing art and avoiding social media

          Her brother is pretty good too
          https://www.stevensugar.art/

          https://characterdesignreferences.com/artist-of-the-week-12/steven-sugar

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            There were rumors of Sugar being blacklisted (or soft-blacklisted or whatever) due to her personality while working on Steven Universe. I wonder if they had any validity.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      ;-;

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      This and that Steven hug by James Baxter

  73. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I miss this show airing. I miss having steven shatter jasper and the threads that came along with it. I hope another show can truly take its place in the near future

  74. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I only liked the songs and some of the S1 worldbuilding, they dropped most of the good creepy elements in favor of boosting their ESG score

    "It's Over Isn't It" is a fricking bop though

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'll never for the life of me understand why people like that song. I can't stand it.

  75. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    This show and star vs had some pretty comfy threads, but that's about it. All the lorehomosexualry got ours hopes up, we really thought we gonna get an epic space war but we got townies and literal power of friendship vs, the only good part is Steven realizing hed be a massive loser without his powers, and kinda is one when no one needs him to fix magic rocks with his spit

  76. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sorry, fellas, i had some issues, but i'm back

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      You're still taking requests, drawfriend?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Sure

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          https://files.catbox.moe/cd2lig.jpeg
          This, but Peri

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Can you give Doc some big breasts and slightly bigger hips?

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            [...]

            How about some thrid outfit Garnet with some curves?

            K, i'll do them in a bit

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              Thanks anon

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Fat manlet anon holding hands with on model Amethyst, please

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          How about some thrid outfit Garnet with some curves?

  77. 9 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I LOOOVED Zuke's style. Shame what happened to them

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        I remember when the meme was "Can't juke the Zuke" and she was seen as one of the best additions to the crew. She ended up juking herself and going fricking insane, crazy how everything unfolded with her.

  78. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Sure

    [...]

    See picrel

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      make sure to post on incognito so they don't get you with cookies

  79. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Peri got caught
    https://files.catbox.moe/hrs2j4.jpg
    https://files.catbox.moe/zl4mlq.jpg

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Thanks, drawfriend. Love the sweat droplets. May i ask who is your favorite gem?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Peri Family

        [...]

        I don't really have a favorite gem, it tends to vary, really. Right now i'd say Peridot, since i've been drawing her a lot

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Now that but Ruby

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous
  80. 9 months ago
    andrea davenport

    too tumblr lesbian for my taste. mid.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >dyke
      >dating a fat pig
      >forgotten character
      I pity you

      • 9 months ago
        andrea davenport

        this show was a good marker of the beginning of this hyperdyke bs.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          And yours wasn't, but instantly went to shit after season 2, huh? Speaks millions about quality when the creator will beg a discord server to watch their shitty show. Also, at least this show's dykes aren't ugly butch c**ts designed to be self inserts of some writer's b***h gf.

          • 9 months ago
            andrea davenport

            i don't write the ghost and mollymcgee, i just exemplify what it could've been.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              You're here, rping as Andrea. Comit to your role or frick off

  81. 9 months ago
    Anonymous
  82. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    There are some shots of Pink Diamond that make her look identical to this b***h, which years ago made me realize the SU art style is an even more watered down distillation of Miyazaki centric Ghibli

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sort of? Its ultimately a watered down distillation of Sugar's styles, with talentless weeb storyboarders watering it down even further.

  83. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    The gay rock show was always bad and always overrated. Cinemaphile is reversing its opinion again to be contrarian.

  84. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's up

    ?feature=shared

    And in case you missed the previous eviscerstion of the other 'SU Takedown' videos

    ?feature=shared

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >"N-nuh-uh! Steven Universe is actually great and the bestest show ever and you just don't understand!"
      No one is interested in your shitty zoomer tastes or your multi hour long cope sessions.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        And we should listen to you because...

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          When did I say to listen to anyone? Now frick off with your self promotion.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      ?feature=shared
      This video is just seething over videos from 2016,
      I should already disregard this homosexual's opinion from the fact he took a fricking E;R video seriously

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      ?feature=shared
      This video is just seething over videos from 2016,
      I should already disregard this homosexual's opinion from the fact he took a fricking E;R video seriously

      The original videos trying to bash the show aren't good.

      Nor does it require multiple hours to say the show meandered.
      God bless any anon that shits on Lilly and Cringe;r, their videos always sucked monster dong.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >The original videos trying to bash the show aren't good.
        Oh for sure, but again like you said it doesn't really need multiple hours to explain why it's bad.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          [...]
          The original videos trying to bash the show aren't good.

          Nor does it require multiple hours to say the show meandered.
          God bless any anon that shits on Lilly and Cringe;r, their videos always sucked monster dong.

          Jerry's video would probably be half as long if he had just cut out that weird fricking tangent about Star Wars that takes up way more of the video than it should.

  85. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Amethyst with some frickin' idiot

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Thanks

  86. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Rounder Garnet and Thick Doc
    https://files.catbox.moe/7esbh7.jpg

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      ThNks for those thick Rubies, drawfren

  87. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    at least we got a reasonably good indie porn game out of it

  88. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I hope it gets cold soon. When it's really cold outside I like to imagine I'm cuddling close to Ruby for warmth

  89. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Where's Peribro?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's past his bedtime.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Kek whose fricking arm is that? Is she being punched by Tony Soprano?

  90. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I liked the show, but man was I disappointed at the literally nothing ending after having to wait so long for new episodes. Even future ended up being a letdown and ruined my favorite character frick you

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      cry more, future was kino

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      All Future told us about Spinel was that she gets super chill after she's smoked some fat clouds.

  91. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    What was the name of that blue b***h in charge of the Zoo? It wasn't Blue Diamond

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Not!Blue Diamond
      Holly Blue Agate

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Holly Blue Agate.

        Yeah, that one, did she appear mroe than once? Thigh h8gh boots get me rock hard

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          I think she appeared once more in Future when the other rose quartz showed up.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            that Future episode and the one with Spinel are some of the worst in the entire series. Just openly giving up on their own worldbuilding in order to asspull their way to a 'comfy vibes' tying up of most loose ends

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          She needs correction

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            No, she needs love pumped into her

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Holly Blue Agate.

  92. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Rebecca Sugar made a really charming cartoon, and I'm glad I was there to see it from beginning to end. Here's hoping she's got enough motivation left to take on future projects. I'd love to see what else she can do.

  93. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I just miss Blue Diamond personally.

  94. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nobody gaslight like Steven Universe fans. Apparently we're still debating whether Fusion is sexual or not.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      It is, sometimes.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's not what gaslighting means.

  95. 9 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      heeheehee

  96. 9 months ago
    Anonymous
  97. 9 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      i want to suck all the blue milk out of those

  98. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    The funny thing is that I am actually the anon that requested that drawing in a thread here. Yet this was my first time posting it myself. It's nice to see others latched on to it.
    Have fun with your spam kid.

  99. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ok, fellas, we're on the home stretch, any more requests?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ignore the perigay and draw Lapis hitting a homerun.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        draw the small green clod saying gem outside in the cold looking into a house filled with other gems having fun.

        Blue Diamond with her big blue breasts out. Add dripping milk droplets if you want.

        Holly Blue Agate paizuri

        Got it

        [...]

        Got a new request, Perifren? One that's not gonna frick me over?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      draw the small green clod saying gem outside in the cold looking into a house filled with other gems having fun.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        ???

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          you know the green one who says clod all the time. draw her out in the cold while watching other gems having a good time

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Blue Diamond with her big blue breasts out. Add dripping milk droplets if you want.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      strong thick pearlnis

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Holly Blue Agate paizuri

  100. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's the same IP.

  101. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    The show needed much more of this b***h.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Any Lapis request before i begin drawing the ones i have, friend?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Lapis tries to flush Connie down the toilet

  102. 9 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      my little amethyst

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous
  103. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    They kept diluting it and by the end nothing about it was good
    They diluted the characters
    They diluted the story
    They diluted the art
    They diluted the animation
    It's like having a Barrel of beer and each time it starts going down you put water inside, at first beer is great, then it's still good, then it's beer I guess then it's just water with a beer aftertaste and finally it's just water

  104. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Guess it's time to start photoshopping the green dwarf out of existence.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Agreed

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous
  105. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Jesus this thread died hard.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Well, let's hope it ends peacefully

  106. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Does anyone have that page with the ai gem voices? I need for reasons.

  107. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bob's Home-Run

    Blue Diamonds
    https://files.catbox.moe/ry5a8m.jpg
    Hoy Paizuri
    https://files.catbox.moe/5fozel.jpg

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Thanks for those two pairs of blue breasts drawfriend

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      She's like "Not gonna move them myself". So damn hot

  108. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    According to tbharchive, 20% of this thread is deleted posts
    https://desuarchive.org/co/thread/138957152/

  109. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw no Jasper gf

  110. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Seems like a lifetime since this show was on. And the /sug/ threads were both fun and comfy. Halcyon days...

  111. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    But it never lived up to it's expectations.

  112. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    It annoys me that you can't even post a pic with Peridot in it because of one dumb shitposter

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Let's just frickign rush the the thread so this fricking homosexual pisses off

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's honestly really sad as someone who grew up watching the show and always enjoyed peridot as a character, pre-redemption and post-redemption. It's also because I had a massive crush on her due to her personality and how thick her thighs and ass looked with those limb enhancers. Hell, still would even without them.
      But of course, this homosexual had to ruin it for every other relatively sane perigay by trying to spite the jannies and mods so hard. To the point that I almost feel bad for them.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        I don't feel bad for him, frick him, i hope he dies a horrible, slow death

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          I realized I worded my sentence wrong, cause I was referring to the mods/jannies. I have no sympathy for this c**t for all the bullshit he pulled.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Can't say i don't hate them aswell, friend

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Someone should find his address and tell his mom to ground him

  113. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >I have PTSD from all our adventures!
    Unironically Linkara tier writing.
    There, I said it.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      People get PTSD for way less than he had to deal with.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Then Venture Bros has Linkara toer writing

  114. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I want to frick Garnet so hard she's forced to unfuse then I'll matting press Ruby and Sapphire till their little bodies are inflated with cum

  115. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Some of my posts made it into the /sug/simulator.
    Is nice.

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