I should be feeling something, yet my hype for this movie is at 0% because of this fricker. In an ideal world, who should have been cast to play Black Adam?
I should be feeling something, yet my hype for this movie is at 0% because of this fricker. In an ideal world, who should have been cast to play Black Adam?
is that michael chiklis
yes
Vin Diesel
This.
if he played his wwf character "the rock" everywhere and in every movie, it would be a million times better because thats the real him. the regular him is so obviously fake, like will smith trying not to act like the fresh prince.
Black Adam is an ancient Egyptian
Hollywood fricked up by not casting the rock for a type of bully bad guy with his character being similar to the wwe one. He should’ve played like the bad gym teacher or bad gym trainer in some kind of action comedy or hell a detective who’s a dick
>Post "The Rock is better than Dwayne Johnson" in the weekly "Has Rock surpassed Arnold" thread the other day
>Keep seeing "dude the Rock is better than Dwayne Johnson" posts now
I am the meme maker, and I am the memer of memes.
I don't think any actor in Hollywood can radiate this type of energy tbh
Steven Seagal
honestly
Mad frick right here.
Yeah, 20 years ago
In the 90s Seagal would be the perfect cast, he could even get away with being the untouchable badass he always like to play and shove as much violence in there because it would be all in Black Adam's alley.
Vinnie Jones
Steven Seagal is a very good ideal casting for the role but Navid Negahban in my opinion is the dream casting for Black Adam. If only he was jacked and slightly younger he'd be perfect. Nowadays we can fake his physique. Not only does he look the part but he can act the part too.
I liked it when he told black bird man he kills people. I think I'll go see it in a theater haven't been in ages.
If plot leaks are true it's basically The Mummy but with The Rock instead of Cruise and that evil queen.
Exhibit A of why you shouldn't cast solely based on looks
If you're not pissing, then FRICK OFF
Always thought he was alright, same as Ryan Reynolds, but then it was death by overexposure. Motherfricker is everywhere, just shut the frick up.
Dude from Bollywood.
Hollywood needs to stop sleeping on Bollywood actors. They have so much potential. For example, this fricker would have been a much better Jafar than the little cuck that Disney hired.
GOOD MORNING SIR
hollywood doesn't care about actual "representation," they intentionally cast hideous minorities as ragebait to drumup clicks and controversy rather than hundreds of other actors/actresses that have model-tier looks
How does Shazam not show up in a movie about black Adam?
the idea was to build them up separately for a final showdown in a "crossover" movie but the reality is that's never gonna happen
even in Dwayne's shill for it during summer shitfest he said "Black adam is basically superman but with magic". What? No mention of shazam at all??
Literally nobody would care about this movie if The Rock wasn't attached to it. The trailer was so underwhelming and generic, but then again, The Rock might be the root of the issue.
It's almost like Black Adam is a who gives a shit character that nobody cares about.
he wasn't even a recurring Shazam villain until many decades later and then became a Namor ripoff
How was he not a shazam villain when he literally is just a black shazam?
he was a done in one villain, he dies in his first appearance and was brought back in the 70s
Shazam's true arch enemies are Dr. Sivana and Mr. Mind, but even other villains were recurring while Black Adam wasn't
But who was he fighting in his original one and done story? Because I'd find it hard to believe that a character who is literally a blavk shazam would fight hawk man or some horseshit in his original appearance.
I care. He doesn't take shits and only gives shits. And sees futures in balls.
Live like a windrammer as you frick
Psycho Pirate is fricking kino.
>It's almost like Black Adam is a who gives a shit character that nobody cares about.
I didn't get into him until "52". Thought he was cool. Did a reread and realized he sucks. Decent villain. But when the writers try to make you emphasize with him, it all goes off course.
Black Adam needs to be cemented as a villain. Not given to Rock to meme his way thru.
He's a dark villain with understandable motivations and a heart of gold when it comes to women, children, animals or anything except adult males trying to kill him.
Based. Frick capeshit.
>Liefeld
Idris Elba
Black Adam is not BLACK!
So why is he called black adam?
His real name is Ed. Black-Ed Adam.
I looked at the trailer comments on YouTube and it is ONLY 70iq posts going "He kills... he is a hero, but a villain to. He is deep movie"
I can only assume these are the same people who post capeshit on Cinemaphile
>not understanding that youtube comments are under multiple layers of sarcasm and irony
Oh how I wish I could believe that. No. People who post comments to youtube are barely even human in my eyes.
Sometimes they can be alright
POW right in the kisser
superbros..
Is... is the spiderman one supposed to be positive? Gwen is his girlfriend.
not the same gwen
MJ is his girfriend moron
Peters always liked bbc porn
DELETE THIS SHIT RIGHT NOW
Do you think they'll get Warwick Davis to portray Dr. Psycho, or is that a little too on the nose?
The guy who played The Mummy.
Idris Alba
In an ideal world we'd be getting original, thoughtful, and beautiful movies inspired by the artistic vision of creative and talented men.
Have you seen the fricking panneling and artistry of the comic pages spammed here?
Dare I say hollyqueer's capeshit is B E T T E R than the source material. The absolute fricking state of muttmerica and capeshit consumers across the globe. No wonder Cinemaphile is troony cope-central when their medium is like this.
Robbie Rotten
RIP
Looks like guardians of the galaxy crap
>*ominous Egyptian chants*
>THIS SUMMER
>What is Superman was..... evil??
>*record scratch*
>*Walkin' on Sunshine starts playing*
IN THIS WORLD
THERE ARE HEROES
AND THERE ARE VILLAINS
This sent chills down my entire body. It's true, in this world, as opposed to other worlds, there are heroes and villains. 10/10 writing and delivery.
more like Half Black Adam lmao
I watched the trailer to see what it was about and give it a chance. Had to drop it when the Black person came out whooping and hollering
>YUH UH HUH homie YUH DEHS A WAR GOIN ON OUTSIDE YUH
shant be giving them any money
Wunce these meatheads disrespect Vin Diesel they lose their emotional vulnerability and the general audience can no longer connect/relate to their facial expressions or tone. The Rock doesn't have the strength to make a real I HATE YOU face like Ezra Miller or ... even Henry Cavill. His main thing, and I just realized this, recently, is giving the audience control of his left eyebrow. He belongs to the people, and in that sense, unless he's fighting irl, they are bored with what is already theirs.
I'm not hyped because they'll make Black Adam a hero. It's stupid.
The Rock was at his best when he was a heel who didn't give a shit on WWE, let him bring that chaotic energy to Black Adam and we'll have kino.
But no, wb will make him a misunderstood hero who makes quips at others expenses and raises his eyebrows occasionally in a funny way.
only reason i'm excited for this movie is having a new collection of architect reaction pics
Reminder that The Rock literally talked about indulging in cheese pizza while promoting this film https://youtu.be/D8w7nfpswBA?t=44 spread the word this guyis a fricking elite pedo kiddy diddler
John Cena is a better actor, and especially suited for capeshit, just look at peacemaker (capekino)
>bu-but muh China!
Don’t care
Changs get their BBC fantasy after all
>the chinaman being mogged
LMAO You can see the insecurity on his face.
>not being hyped for litty kino
Go lift some weights and come back to me.