I’m sorry jonahbros, literally nothing seem to work. No self-deprecation, no heads-on assault, no passive aggressiveness. He always lose.
I’m sorry, but I really think it’s over…
I sincerely think there is comeback for him
I’m sorry jonahbros, literally nothing seem to work. No self-deprecation, no heads-on assault, no passive aggressiveness. He always lose.
I’m sorry, but I really think it’s over…
Not a fair fight, men are not allowed to defend themselves against women.
Everybody knows the deal is rotten.
>But clearly the food wasnt!
Lmao, it’s over
I actually think physical violence would be the only effective comeback.
WE NEED MORE TIME JONAH BROS… WE CANT EVEN DO OUR WOE IS ME INCEL ROUTINE!
>As an actor
He could theoretically get back if he was prepared to play the supporting funny fat guy in the background. Basically extended cameos.
But I don't think he can realistically ever make it as a lead actor.
>As a director
This is much more achievable for him. Mid 90s was a half decent film. If he can find decent scriptwriters (literally a dime a dozen if you know where to look), he could make a wave of indie kino.
Of course, in both cases, he has to sort out his personal life. Basically he needs to stop doing talk show appearances for a while. Stop dating randos. Stop sending DM's to anyone. Stop publicly embarrassing himself by going outside in tight-fitting spandex or trying to surf some waves.
He doesn't need to become a shut-in. But dress appropriately. Work out in a home gym with a personal trainer (and keep at it). He's like 40 or something.
>frick you b***h bloody benchod
and proceed to shit right on the table
>"ok, I return and rape you leater, then"
Ornella will be at a loss for words and the audience will be stunned.
>oh you mean after you finish your 7th wedding cake today? It would be a feat if you’ll be even able to walk, Jonah.
This is far too verbose and specific for Ornella to come up with it one the fly after being threatened with violent rape by a man resembling a hippo.
There’s a retort there with jonahs dick being covered by his fat, but I just cant quite put it together. Anybody want to put it together?
I know some of you guys can't appreciate the subtleties of conversations but responding like this made it apparent that she was mad and made the french win.
How would YOU respond to
>"so, what is your relation to your crime committing criminal father who is jailed for crimes so unspeakably vile we can't even mention them on our family programme without committing a crime, do you speak to him often?"
Without sounding mad?
"What a weird question to ask. Do better."
>"miss, this is a family programme all our viewers and all our guests are family people, family people with happy families. Maybe people who don't speak to their parents watch this programme, we don't know, we don't want to know. And frankly, we hope they don't"
>you’ve eaten your parents, Jonah
>do better
Dilate. Your response now troony?
>rent free
Ywnbaw
It works because she’s cute, anon. Imagine a lardass being that mad lmao.
>*lifts leg, rips giant fart*
we've established this. you can't come back directly, you have to reframe and be funnier.
>shits pants on accident
>now situation is 500 times as bad
What now smart guy? Was shitting yourself on live tv part of your plan?
>We have the same fantasy Ornella. Talk about soulmates
You just haven’t found the right worldline yet. Keep trying anon, you can save him!
I'm convinced someone is paid to make these threads. Maybe like, 4 or 6 years ago but still posting this shit now when nothing new has happened is just desperate.
Sometimes you got to roll a hard six.
>LISTEN HERE, YOU b***h!
>pardon? Apologies, I can’t hear you with that much food in your mouth
We already talked about this. Jonah‘s problem is that he didn’t accept what he actually truly is. He is a loveable fat guy, you can bounce jokes off. What he should have said was:
>can I at least watch? or like listen in from outside the door, don’t want to make it weird for you
We would have all laughed and moved on.
>Why don't you pull your stinky dinky out my ass? I was just making conversation!
>Because..? I'm fat? Ok got it.
>what am I, your pimp?
>this how you got your job?
>you're too old for leo.
>you won't be laughing when i eat you alive with a nice chianti
Isn't he a lardass again ?
He always is
He is only good as a fat weak israelite but he's too proud to play these roles
https://www.myinstants.com/en/instant/scott-steiner-fat-84915/
>Do you know who I am? Do. You. Know. Who. I. Am. I am Jonah Fricking Hill you hairy French b***h. I could end you with a snap of my fingers. You should be thanking me for gracing you with my presence. Instead I am scorned by an ungrateful prostitute. But I grow tired so enough of this charade. *snap* Tony, Grego, take care of the prostitute and make sure nobody finds the body this time.