Erin is *the* best thing that ever happened to me. I'm 100% positive she's my soul mate. Don't worry Anon, I'm sure there's a babe out there for you too. Peace out
>Is that a women in her early 30s marrying a 6'4, not-fat, not-balding middle-class guy of a similar age? NOOOOO HOW COULD SHEEEEE. PaleQueen was MINE. NOOOOO. FRICK ROASTIES REEEE
Jesus Christ. He must be insanely funny and eat pussy like a hungry moron.
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
just be tall
(and able to afford skiing, boating, first class, ranch date, ect.)
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
I am tall.
But I work retail so yeah I'm fricked.
On the first date he probably revealed a thick 9 incher, and she needed more of it.
I want a gay man to confirm this, but I'm very confident this man's penis is no bigger than 4 inches.
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
My hot Latina spanish teacher married a lanky white nerdy dude. We all came to the conclusion he's packing some heat.
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
Could just be his height. Women are autistic about height. Penis size is around the 6 or 7th most important physical attribute women look at in a man.
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
On the first date he probably revealed a thick 9 incher, and she needed more of it.
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
1. She's an idiot.
2. If you're him, at least don't have a wispy hipster mustache.
3. Get some fricking white strips.
4. Invisalign is easy.
5. Her poor fricking parents, holy shit.
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
seething
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
Maybe you identify with that uggo and have deluded yourself into getting someone out of your league.
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
>single guy on Cinemaphile rages at a photo of a married couple and gives advice how to not end up like them
lmfao
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
It's fricking hilarious to see fa/tv/irgins seethe about this so hard while knowing that 90% of you look far worse than him
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
I'm unironically better looking than him, but I'm not going to post a picture because all of you would deliberately laugh at me.
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
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Jesus Christ. He must be insanely funny and eat pussy like a hungry moron.
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
alright Black folk, no excuses anymore
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
100% he's a cuck in a non meme way, tall betas like him are basically the opposite of being male.
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
Lmao. This guy has sex with a good looking woman regularly. Youre a lonely incel virgin. Youd basically melt away like a goblin under the sun in his presence. Youre a disgrace lmao cringe. Dont even reply. Ive blocked your IP from showong your posts on my screen.
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
Funniest redditroon.
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
>this moron is cumming on those thick thighs every single night why
what's your excuse Cinemaphile?
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
You seem to forget that at least 50% of teevee posters are dysgenic mutt chuds that don't know how to talk to a woman, let alone woo a pale woman such as the female depicted in the OP.
>date crazy BPD b***h from /soc/ for a year >relationships is awful, toxic as frick >nonstop arguing and fighting >went from literaly obsessing over this chick to literally praying she flips her car over a bridge or some shit >NASTY DEGENERATE FRICKING SEX >just fricking filthy >literally spread my ass cheeks and fricked my butthole with her tongue while she jerk offd and got off >wanted to try all kinds of filthy nasty shit she's never done before >even asked if she could give me a blumpkin and kept harassing me to let her hold my dick while i piss
I say all this to say that at one point she told me she hated me and that she was only still with me because the sex was amazing otherwise she would've been dumped me. >tfw she would literally spit on me and start nonstop fights >at one point told me she would frick herself up and call the cops and say that I did it >came at me with a knife one time and I literally almost broke her arm and put her in a chokehold >split second thought about snapping her neck and ending it right there because she would not leave me alone >ends up going to the hospital because "i tried to kill her" >even after all this STILL wants to stay with me
Sometimes it really is the sex. I've seen women dating some of the most awful dudes, cheat on them, beat on them, treat them like garbage and I just wonder why the FRICK would they stay with them. I never would've even thought I was good at sex for her to say that's what kept her around but oddly enough it didn't feel like a compliment at all, like all I was good for was sex and that's literally it. Anyway years later she ended up snapping and going full schizo mode. No clue if she's alive or not but yeah man stay away from bat shit BPD b***hes. And never EVER EVER date women from Cinemaphile.
>Being autistic enough to eat hatchet steaks by hand in mixed company
I guess just be yourself? Honestly i can kind of see it if she's actually some sheltered rich girl and he needs help with shirts with buttons. Lucky Bastard of the decade for sure.
She never said that. Her sentence was a reply to a question or comment from the off and she confirmed by saying >Aye... So pale...
Everyone who misinterpretes that either does it on purpose or is socially so moronic that you're most likely on the verge of autism.
She died after this btw
you lie
https://www.instagram.com/erinconradnews/?hl=en
Live TV bloopers are the pinnacle of television and comedy and networks nowadays are too COWARDLY to allow real live broadcasting
So true!
Needs a hard dickin to flush her cheeks and chest
>AUGH AUGH AUUUUGHHHHHHHHH
>It's fun laughing at someone fall and break their ribs then struggle to gasp for air
>Tries to cheat the feet wine goddess
Maybe Reddit is more suitable for you
>STOP!!
>GO!
b***h deserved it
Look at this lanky looking dope she married
Erin is *the* best thing that ever happened to me. I'm 100% positive she's my soul mate. Don't worry Anon, I'm sure there's a babe out there for you too. Peace out
Why do beautiful women marry weird men?
stability
>Is that a women in her early 30s marrying a 6'4, not-fat, not-balding middle-class guy of a similar age? NOOOOO HOW COULD SHEEEEE. PaleQueen was MINE. NOOOOO. FRICK ROASTIES REEEE
jfc
hey calm down
Anon...
Last one I'll post but you get the idea
maybe hes really funny or something
>thighs
This strangely gives me hope tbh
bro
Jesus Christ. He must be insanely funny and eat pussy like a hungry moron.
just be tall
(and able to afford skiing, boating, first class, ranch date, ect.)
I am tall.
But I work retail so yeah I'm fricked.
I want a gay man to confirm this, but I'm very confident this man's penis is no bigger than 4 inches.
My hot Latina spanish teacher married a lanky white nerdy dude. We all came to the conclusion he's packing some heat.
Could just be his height. Women are autistic about height. Penis size is around the 6 or 7th most important physical attribute women look at in a man.
On the first date he probably revealed a thick 9 incher, and she needed more of it.
1. She's an idiot.
2. If you're him, at least don't have a wispy hipster mustache.
3. Get some fricking white strips.
4. Invisalign is easy.
5. Her poor fricking parents, holy shit.
seething
Maybe you identify with that uggo and have deluded yourself into getting someone out of your league.
>single guy on Cinemaphile rages at a photo of a married couple and gives advice how to not end up like them
lmfao
It's fricking hilarious to see fa/tv/irgins seethe about this so hard while knowing that 90% of you look far worse than him
I'm unironically better looking than him, but I'm not going to post a picture because all of you would deliberately laugh at me.
alright Black folk, no excuses anymore
100% he's a cuck in a non meme way, tall betas like him are basically the opposite of being male.
Lmao. This guy has sex with a good looking woman regularly. Youre a lonely incel virgin. Youd basically melt away like a goblin under the sun in his presence. Youre a disgrace lmao cringe. Dont even reply. Ive blocked your IP from showong your posts on my screen.
Funniest redditroon.
>this moron is cumming on those thick thighs every single night why
what's your excuse Cinemaphile?
You seem to forget that at least 50% of teevee posters are dysgenic mutt chuds that don't know how to talk to a woman, let alone woo a pale woman such as the female depicted in the OP.
He yellowmaxxed. Ancient technique.
wiener size is randomized.
A lot of the time, it's because of the sex. Women will put up with absolute shit if you give good head/dick to them.
>date crazy BPD b***h from /soc/ for a year
>relationships is awful, toxic as frick
>nonstop arguing and fighting
>went from literaly obsessing over this chick to literally praying she flips her car over a bridge or some shit
>NASTY DEGENERATE FRICKING SEX
>just fricking filthy
>literally spread my ass cheeks and fricked my butthole with her tongue while she jerk offd and got off
>wanted to try all kinds of filthy nasty shit she's never done before
>even asked if she could give me a blumpkin and kept harassing me to let her hold my dick while i piss
I say all this to say that at one point she told me she hated me and that she was only still with me because the sex was amazing otherwise she would've been dumped me.
>tfw she would literally spit on me and start nonstop fights
>at one point told me she would frick herself up and call the cops and say that I did it
>came at me with a knife one time and I literally almost broke her arm and put her in a chokehold
>split second thought about snapping her neck and ending it right there because she would not leave me alone
>ends up going to the hospital because "i tried to kill her"
>even after all this STILL wants to stay with me
Sometimes it really is the sex. I've seen women dating some of the most awful dudes, cheat on them, beat on them, treat them like garbage and I just wonder why the FRICK would they stay with them. I never would've even thought I was good at sex for her to say that's what kept her around but oddly enough it didn't feel like a compliment at all, like all I was good for was sex and that's literally it. Anyway years later she ended up snapping and going full schizo mode. No clue if she's alive or not but yeah man stay away from bat shit BPD b***hes. And never EVER EVER date women from Cinemaphile.
This goofy looking mf must be pretty rich.
>noooooo
He so frail
10/10
Alright I'll be the one to say it. How do we win this hard bros?
me on the right
Garden State sucked
you can't compete
>Being autistic enough to eat hatchet steaks by hand in mixed company
I guess just be yourself? Honestly i can kind of see it if she's actually some sheltered rich girl and he needs help with shirts with buttons. Lucky Bastard of the decade for sure.
Manlet bros we are DONE
She so cute
it was a different time
I've only seen this on Cinemaphile. That alone makes my time here worth it.
Autism thread. Wasn't there something about autism and focusing on one particular thing from years ago?
symptom of nerve gas leaking in the room
left is mid. right is prime childbearing material
She never said that. Her sentence was a reply to a question or comment from the off and she confirmed by saying
>Aye... So pale...
Everyone who misinterpretes that either does it on purpose or is socially so moronic that you're most likely on the verge of autism.
>hate is not so good, and to be paranoid is a b- is a bust https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=n062B5gurp0
Rest in Peace, Chris P.