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  1. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Teehee snuggle bunny you are pale 😛

  2. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    i called a girl pale once and meant it as a compliment (i smiled while saying it) and she just looked away and didn't respond to anything else i said. i walked away defeated.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      girls don't like when ugly people talk to them

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Also telling someone they look pale isn’t a compliment to most people. It’s usually more of a negative because you want to look a little sunkissed. Honestly if some creepy weirdo came up to me and said “m’lady, you look quite pale” or something to that affect I would not be pleased

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          no one has ever thought of you as a lady of any kind, sir

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Autist. should have said milky white or something if that’s the route you wanted to go. What you said is about as romantic as saying “hey you look sick”

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >milky white
        how the frick is that any better

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          kek this, sounds like something a serial killer would say

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        This homie thinks telling a girl she's "milky white" would have been better? homie you are autistic!

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >should have said milky white or something
        Then tell her to eat all the eggs, you socially inept autist.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Hey babe, you're lookin' milky today and I dig that

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      This is what happens when autistic morons of Cinemaphile who have a fetish for super pale white skin open their mouth in front of a girl. Most of them actually want to have a bit of tan and hate looking pale. Idiot.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >This is what happens when autistic morons of Cinemaphile who have a fetish for super pale white skin open their mouth in front of a girl.
        1,000% this

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's the obesity.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >and didn't respond to anything else i said
      what else did you say?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        i just tried to be polite i guess, i cant really remember what else i said as i went into panic mode when she purposely ignored me. i think i asked her what her interests are or something then i left when she didnt respond

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          YOU ARE THE WORST HUMAN BEING ON THIS ENTIRE PLANET!

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            why? because i made a social faux pas?

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              No, I was just hoping to bully you to boost my own social standing and create an in-group that we could form from all bullying you and putting you down mostly I guess. I forgot I was on Cinemaphile where it’s pointless though but my instincts kicked in

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                You’re kind of like the self aware bully from Key and Peele :3

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah. Do you want to go into the gym so we can talk alone for awhile, and I’ll try to get you to suck my dick while we’re in there?

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Oh I don’t know about that… but I guess if you put me on the spot and pressure me into it I might feel compelled to go along with it 😉

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          i called a girl pale once and meant it as a compliment (i smiled while saying it) and she just looked away and didn't respond to anything else i said. i walked away defeated.

          this can't be real

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous
      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Oh nothing really. He just got a little flustered and started saying some incoherent gibberish. Probably somewhat of an apology or a backslide sort of thing

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        I just repeated my compliment a few more times only louder each time

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >wow you're so pale
          >*smiles*
          >...
          >girl: looks away awkwardly
          >....
          >.....
          >i said you're so pale !
          >*smiles even wider*
          >...
          >girl is visibly distressed and starts tearing up
          >...
          >I SAID YOU ARE SO PALE !
          >*his smile now looks almost alien*
          >girl is shaking
          >...
          >...
          >YOU ARE SO FRICKING PALE YOU GOD DAMN prostitute !!!!!!!

          i am imagining this kino scene unfold

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            fricking prostituteS why do they torture us like this bros

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Maybe use the word "fair" instead, moron.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >She's so pale! I wonder if she works in the wheat fields!

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        kek

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        I wonder that too

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        kek

        Blatant samegayging

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      you left out the part where you told her about the global israeli conspiracy and that she shouldn't racemix

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah, he should've told her about the evil white supremacist, patriarchal , hetrerormative capitalism, that would get her panties wet.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      one of the greatest displays of autism (if real) i've ever seen reported on this site

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      That means you're ugly, bro

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >i called a girl pale once and meant it as a compliment (i smiled while saying it)

      browncels should go back to their continent

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      you're an autist with no social skills. I remember I'd tell my ex, often, her skin was really pretty, like porcelain. it wasn't actually pretty, she was almost sickly pale due to her anemia, but it made her feel good, and it was enough for her to forget insecurities for a few moments.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Not even a looks or obesity problem, its just stupid to say this to modern girls who love their tans. This is so spergy I can believe it happened.

  3. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    the blonde girl was my sister's gymnastics teacher

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      no she wasn't

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        she was doe, she worked in a small town in texas

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          I will frick you in the street

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            gay

  4. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >i called a girl pale once and meant it as a compliment (i smiled while saying it) and she just looked away and didn't respond to anything else i said. i walked away defeated.

  5. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    ME SO R*PE :3

  6. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Were ancient Chinese also """chuds""" for finding pale skin attractive?

  7. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    > 182 KB JPG
    >i called a girl pale once and meant it as a compliment (i smiled while saying it) and she just looked away and didn't respond to anything else i said. i walked away defeated.

  8. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Unironically how would you pronounce it?
    >deeder mengeedoot

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Deer-druh Men-guh-dote

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      peepee homie poo poo

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Deedra Mengele-le dot
      Easier than Black person and zoomie names

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Deardree Mengadote

  9. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Pale pride

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Great how I have a hand fetish

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Welcome to the club

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Stop posing that corpse

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      that looks sickly to be honest

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Great how I have a hand fetish

      Welcome to the club

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      my fair maiden

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      this gotta be a mannequin

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous
    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Hi Nosferaru.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      thats a sex doll bro

  10. 9 months ago
    Anonymous
  11. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    she should count her blessings, the hot ones get stalked

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      By a homosexual no less--what a shameful way to die.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous
    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      This always looked staged as frick.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Alex, I'll take Alex for 500

  12. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >news bloopers
    >funny game show answers
    >home pet videos

    kino

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

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