i still have those steel drums stuck in my head

i still have those steel drums stuck in my head

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    It was supposed to be Dolly Parton's Jolene in the original script. They was even a court room scene about them analysing the use of the song but Dolly wouldn't given them the rights to use it so they had to change the song and rewrite that scene.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      What they went for is unironically better because it’s so fricking annoying and when they play it in court i burst out laughing. Jolene is a funny choice too, but not quite as good.

      Also weird that Swann Arlaud isn’t a chinaman, i was shocked.

      Also well done Messi for winning Palme d’Og

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Jolene is a funny choice too, but not quite as good.
        Considering Jolene is about a woman begging another woman not to steal her partner it's probably more appropriate although possibly a bit too on the nose.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Well yeah that’s what I mean. And also that one traditional interpretation is that Jolene represents death. Ironic and all, but a bit too direct.

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Great movie. The court scenes were kino. Hope to see Swann Arlaud in more stuff

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Swann Arlaud
      same, he was a qt

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >looks like a Swan
      >called "Swann"
      wtf?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      he has an incredibly kino look

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      He was in Ozon's movie about Catholic abuse victims all grown up. Didn't look as kino until Triet's direction.

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    inevitable american remake when

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Unnecessary because they speak English most of the movie

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        About 40% of it is in languages other than English which is unironically too much for most Americans.

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    What a stupid name for a fantastic movie.
    I saw it dubed over in portuguese, so ironicslly it lost all the multilingual and "lost in translation" conflict

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >What a stupid name for a fantastic movie.
      what's wrong with the name

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Frick you, the title is great. I bet you watch movies where the title is just the MCs name.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I think it's a play on Anatomy of a Murder, the 3 hour one with Jimmy Stewart defending the murderer.

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Check out the porn parody anatomy of my balls

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The doggo saved her

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I like the realistic linguistic touches movies like this show.
    Another was The Hunt where Mads and his Polish gf's only common language was English.

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I thought this was mid.

    Pic related does basically the same thing but far better.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Problem is very few people watched The Staircase. I think a lot of people would have made this comparison if they’d seen it. It’s definitely the better of the two.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Problem is very few people watched The Staircase. I think a lot of people would have made this comparison if they’d seen it. It’s definitely the better of the two.

      Completely different

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Both stories about a mystery falling death that cast a light on the shortcomings of the criminal justice system and the human tendency to create an explanation/story when one doesn’t clearly exist? I don’t think they’re “completely” different.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >“
          >”
          lmfao

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Meh. it reminded me of the movies I watched in the middle of the night on PBS when I was a kid.

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I wanted this movie to win Best Picture just so the drums would play.

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Can someone give me a pozz rating out of 10 for this flick?
    I’m considering watching it with my gf tonight and I don’t want to be ringing my bell the whole time.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      its about trans rights

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I thought the main actress looked like an mtf trannoid. Cheers for the heads up.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          No problem.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Lmao

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              What’s so funny?
              Checked btw

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                You’re lying to him and it made me lol

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I’m not either of the anons in that conversation. It just didn’t seem like that funny of an interchange to me

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I’m

                its about trans rights

                but not

                No problem.

                It was funny to me THOUGH

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Funny how? Like a clown?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Did you watch the movie?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Sounds like you're too moronic to enjoy real films. Stick to shootouts and car crashes.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      The main character makes a cuckold of her failure husband (with his begrudging consent) but that was about it.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        You can't get cucked by another woman.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Didn't she have a series of lovers including men and women?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            didn't she make a point of it being "only one"? She slept with her multiple times but only her. In my book only sex with a man really counts, lesbian aren't real relationships

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >didn't she make a point of it being "only one"?
              Only one she didn't tell her husband about. She was open about the others.
              >lesbian aren't real relationships
              If your wife is having sex with a woman and you aren't permitted to join in or at least watch you're being cucked and by someone without a dick so twice the emasculation.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I give it a 7 by 20th century standards.
      More like a 2 by modern standards though.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >zoomers need trigger warnings before watching a movie
      pathetic

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I thought the only dumb part of the movie was the kid giving the dog the aspirin and the dog gets miraculously healed with splashing some water in his mouth

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Sort of ruins it when you realize the boy lied, the mom lied and the lawyer covered it up

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >the mom lied and the lawyer covered it up
      almost like they're trying to win the case or something...

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Why does it ruin it? Also it's ambiguous. Like Inception. I was jumping in my seat at some of the last shots like "this is the spinning top shot! spinning top shot!"

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The director and the actor who played the lawyer signed a letter to stop cannes from showing a movie of Johnny Depp.

    She even said that Amber Heard losing was proof of misogyny in United States.

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah that song was fricking terrible.
    Decent movie though not great or anything. It felt like a movie length episode of your average british crime drama on TV.

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    kino movie

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The dog did it

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    She drove him to suicide himself

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    If you read between the lines her life would have been ruined. The general public would know she drove her husband to suicide by being a selfish b***h and as her child grew up he'd slowly resent her more and more too.

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Kino hair

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    A catchy, funky groove from the German band, esp in live performance. The sound mix made it so menacing, like the inner chaos of a male b***h.

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