i swear to god i'll never watch another japanese movie ever again. Unless it's an animation, obviously.

i swear to god i'll never watch another japanese movie ever again.
Unless it's an animation, obviously.

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    funny how Cinemaphile started hating on this as soon as it started streaming. back in december it was the greatest godzilla movie ever

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      it's unironically a good godzilla movie but ruined by japanese acting and shonen-tier tropes. feels like they spent most of the budget on the cgi and soundtrack, maybe one or two good actors as well

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >acting meme
        Cinemaphile thought it was on to something when they thought it will catch on

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      funny how the fomo crowd stopped talking about it :'(

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Maybe it's cus people with actual taste now have access to it.

      Shin Godzilla is still peak Zilla.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Shin Godzilla
        Nah

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >people with actual taste
        >NEET pirates
        "No!"

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >!
          And don't quote nobody

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >newbie

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >N-nobody cares about my shitty forced meme that never took off and everybody forgot about must be the newbies

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                you already lost, kid
                your trips weren't even as good as mine

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Kino but not one of the absolute best Godzilla movies. Maybe in my top 10, I'd have to rewatch it.

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >OP status
    Filtered
    >OP's ass status
    Assblasted to space by minus one godzilla's atomic breath

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >what if we make a soap opera Godzilla flick

    Terrible

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >critics since the 60s complain the plot in godzilla films suck dick
      >finally get one with a decent plot
      >wtf is this soap opera shit i wanna see 2 hours of godzilla fighting kong and mothra

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    it's like shin godzilla with a coat of 1940s, it doesn't do much new

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It's not "like Shin Godzilla", it's that both Minus One and Shin Godzilla are basing themselves on the same film.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      The entire film's ethos is to be the anti-Shin because of how terrified they were of trying to follow up the first big Godzilla film in a generation.
      So there couldn't be Apples to Apples comparisons of any beat.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        You literally don't know anything about anything. I know this because I know anything.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          He talked about it a bunch. From literally setting the fight on sea to avoid comparisons to Shin Godzilla's fight on land. Everything was done to avoid trying to be like Shin Godzilla.

          Knock yourself out.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            You're on spice bro.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Black person you're moronic.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                That's how things seem when you're on spice. Quit it bro. It's not funny.

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    As a long time goji fan it's super amusing to watch normies talk about Godzilla like they can even have a valid opinion. Die hard goji fans loved this movie. Toho got theirs and there will probably be more to come. Even with monsterslop shitting up the IP life is pretty good as a Goji fan in 2024.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Even with monsterslop shitting up the IP
      If you dislike the monsterverse you aren't a goji fan

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >If you dislike the monsterverse you aren't a goji fan
        The opposite actually.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        [...]
        [...]
        Both Minus One and Godzilla x Kong were kino.

        hoes mad

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Even with monsterslop shitting up the IP
      If you dislike the monsterverse you aren't a goji fan

      >If you dislike the monsterverse you aren't a goji fan
      The opposite actually.

      Both Minus One and Godzilla x Kong were kino.

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    It was good but I understand being offput by Japanese overacting.

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