I think Batman might be Bruce Wayne.

I think Batman might be Bruce Wayne.

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    facial recognition confirms it.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      seriously??? You're going to base your argument on shitty tech that gets people wrong half the time? Besides, Bruce Wayne has one of the most recognizable faces ever. We could tell if it was him since that mask doesn't cover Batman's entire face

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        it found out superman was clark kent didn't it?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah dude, and Supergirl is the blonde in my math class at Smallville high. Get real.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Really? Ok maybe you could convince me that the billionaire recluse Yale graduate is actually a techie crime fighter vigilante, but in no way is that wimp reporter Clark Kent actually Superman. Guy can barely throw a punch.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            In the Golden Age people constantly found out his true identity. Superman just killed all people who found out before they could tell anyone.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          It literally never did until after Superman made that big press conference telling people he's Clark Kent. It's like some dumb code monkey at Lexcorp felt embarrassed that their shitty program never picked it up until then.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This brings up a good question: why hasn't facial recognition tech outed Bruce?

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    That himbo? Please.

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I haven't even seen him leave his house, didn't he just become a shut in after his parents got wacked?

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The butts match

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Who the hell is Bruce Wayne

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    You think a billionaire is gonna bother fighting crime? Shiiieeettt all that dude does is frick 10's and avoid paying taxes.

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    No way some guy in Epstein's book could be on the justice league
    >Bruce Wayne is the Joker

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Lol next thing this clown OP is gonna say Harvey Dent is some crazy super Villain.

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Unironically the dumbest post on the history of this board, literally impossible.

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Meds. Now.

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I must have woke up in some alternate universe where rich people actually use their wealth to help society instead of just buying a third Epstein island.
    Dude is a billionaire's son who inherited all his wealth. Never needed to work a day in his life. You want me to believe he fights crime?

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The playboy Bruce Wayne? The one who's too busy with supermodels to run his own company Bruce Wayne? Get real. People like him don't care about us.

    It is a shame about what happened to his parents, they were killed because of crime. You think such a traumatic experience would have been catalyst to improve his life or better his community but nope, he's lost all care for anyone but himself.

    Batman is more likely a ghost or some sort of a supernatural creature OP.

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Dude's rich af. He'd pay someone else to be Batman, if anything

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Get your eyes checked man. Never hurts to check on your visual acuity. Clean your sheets. Goodnight and sleep tight.

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    oh boy a schitzo thread!

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    uh-huh, and lex luthor will run for president.

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    You mean the guy dating Selina Kyle, the woman Batman has openly lusted after for years?

    Duh.

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >>/x/

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Every fricking time with you guys. Go back to Arkham schizo

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why do people always jerk off billionaires?
    Do you think Elon Musk is Superman now, too?

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >some billionaire playboy is a crime fighting vigilante
    Next you'll tell me a clown is his fricking sidekick AND his nemesis. Get. Real.

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