>I think that has alcohol in it, Peggy. Unless you want to be the designated driver.
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>I think that has alcohol in it, Peggy.
>I think that has alcohol in it, Peggy. Unless you want to be the designated driver.
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Hank is such a boring piece of shit. No wonder Peggy fricked Bill to have Bobby
>Bobby looks exactly like young Hank
>"No wonder Peggy fricked Bill to have Bobby"
ummmmmm
He looks more like Bill. Like twins
Bill's got more rounded eyes and different shaped eyebrows. Meanwhile young Hank's face is almost the exact same "dough-y" shape as Bobby's.
Eyes and eyebrows aren’t the end all be all
True, but in terms of facial features, he shares more parallels to that of Hank than Bill.
Eyes don’t matter. Bobby acts like a true Dauteive
>Bobby acts like a true Dauteive
what do you mean? young hank was just as big a pussy as bobby was.
Wrong. Rifle episode. Bobby was just like Bill, his real dad. Bill as a boy loved to shoot. That cuck called Hank didnt
>Wrong. Rifle episode. Bobby was just like Bill
You kinda just forget Cotton is Bobby's grandfather, huh? Never once thought some of the tougher aspects came from Cotton? He was emotional like Hank was before he locked it away due to Cotton's abuse, but there were cases where he did exhibit Cotton's fortitude. Like the rifle episode or when he goes to the military academy and Cotton just can't break him. Put anyone from Bill's genes in the box or on the ice and they'd had broken.
>Put anyone from Bill's genes in the box or on the ice and they'd had broken.
Billdozer. Even current Bill could. He loves to sleep
>Billdozer.
Bud, Bill couldn't make it past Army Barber. He peaked in high school and never once actually deployed in the army.
Don’t need to. It’s just a few days in a hole
>It’s just a few days in a hole
Bill wouldn't last. He'd be an emotional puddle.
He would spend most of the time asleep
He’s used to being alone
>He would spend most of the time asleep
You know that's not true. He'd spend most of the time sobbing and squealing.
He likes to sleep. He prefers it to being awake
It was just that one Christmas after Hank didn’t invite him to dinner
>It was just that one Christmas
Nah man. Lenore left around Christmas time. It's a constant thing with Bill.
Not suicidal though. Just depressed
>He’s used to being alone
Yet he tries to kill himself every Christmas and Hank and friends have to always take extra care of him on those days.
>or when he goes to the military academy and Cotton just can't break him
What a great episode. I always loved episodes like that showing Bobby isn't just a weird wimp and that he does have lots of redeeming qualities.
>Bill as a boy loved to shoot
you're making shit up
It was in the flashback. Cotton said that they would be drafted and go on to be war heroes. Except for Hank since he can’t shoot
The flashback just shows the gang shooting guns. None of them particularly happy and were probably force by Cotton to be there. If Bill was that keen on firearms he would have been a part of the gun club and by the series proper obviously no longer has any as he never used them to atttempt any of his suicides. You don't know what you're talking about. Go home conspiratard, even Dale thinks you are full of shit.
It’s why Bill calls Hank a pussy for saying guns are bad
Not at all, Bobby is a very social happy-go-lucky guy while Bill has issues with depression and mostly just sticks to his group of pals.
They are almost opposite in terms of personality, and I think the reason people latch onto this theory so heavily is because they both share the trait of being overweight.
It’s only because Bobby looks EXACTLY like Bill
>Bobby looks EXACTLY like Bill
>The similarity they really share is them being overweight
*only
Bobby and Young Hank's eyes are definitely the same.
Are you the same homosexual constantly derailing koth threads about how "obviously gay" Hank is?
Hank’s not gay. He’s just a cuck. Big difference
He's not gay nor a cuck. Hank is probably the biggest chad in KOTH.
Hank is responsible and based af. He's not going to get into a car crash and leave Bobby as an orphan.
Tell me how I know you've never been in a serious relationship.
You could just call a cab?