Caring too much about how others eat their food is reddit. The dorks who lose their minds over someone preferring well done steak are the vegans of meat eaters.
Caring too much about how others eat their food is reddit. The dorks who lose their minds over someone preferring well done steak are the vegans of meat eaters.
I would say its more foreign since thirdies love to make those gay ass DO AMERICANS REALLY food threads. More Cinemaphile than reddit id say
Caring too much about how others eat their food is reddit. The dorks who lose their minds over someone preferring well done steak are the vegans of meat eaters.
>sperging out
It's Southern/redneck cultural commentary, Hanks behavior here is far from 'sperging out'. If you went to any cookout in the south where they were grilling steaks, they wouldn't even ask what temp you wanted it, it would just be med-rare as standard. So someone asking for something other than that is odd and unusual, that's the joke here.
>He's see's everything through a political lense and through anonymous image boards
Seek help, legit mental illness. It is literally just a cultural observation, nothing more. If it is political, if anything it's Republican culture, Hank is portrayed as an extremely uptight conservative Republican in the show and he's the one who makes the joke about med-rare steaks here.
That's what I'm saying, Republicans are normie morons who jerk off to based black men and le heckin epic hot sauce and grilling meat while Black folk kill and rape their daughters. King of the Hill is one of the most cucked shows I've ever seen in my life and this joke is just the tip of the iceberg
11 months ago
Anonymous
Reminder that Hitler was asian loving vegan and only thing he ate medium rare was brocoli and muslim cum
11 months ago
Anonymous
>vegan
no such thing. he was vegetarian.
11 months ago
Anonymous
>he was another kind of mentally ill leftoid
Cool, very important distinction.
11 months ago
Anonymous
nice quads i just donated $250 to Mike Pence for president and will vote him in my state's primary.
11 months ago
Anonymous
Based Mike "turning the fruits into vegetables" Pence
11 months ago
Anonymous
Mental illness
11 months ago
Anonymous
I am so glad your kind is dying off and will never have political power in any first world country lol
11 months ago
Anonymous
You are seriously ill
11 months ago
Anonymous
>Republicans are morons >women can be men and poopydick lovers should force others to love poopydick
Caring too much about how others eat their food is reddit. The dorks who lose their minds over someone preferring well done steak are the vegans of meat eaters.
Caring too much about how others eat their food is reddit. The dorks who lose their minds over someone preferring well done steak are the vegans of meat eaters.
You can derail any thread on Cinemaphile by bringing up how to cook steak - guaranteed. Especially if you mention putting ketchup on your steak like I do
I like acidity and sweetness on my steak too, but I just give it a balsamic rubdown before grilling.
But there are like nine different hunks of flesh you can cut off of a cow and call "a steak" and they've got wildly different textures and fat contents, and the quality of beef even within a perfectly edible range is also quite varied, so it's moronic to want to do the same thing to every single steak.
Currently in a shithole rental, and can't make myself a steak- I wish I could now.
Caring too much about how others eat their food is reddit. The dorks who lose their minds over someone preferring well done steak are the vegans of meat eaters.
This is an example of that thing about how Yakuza underlings dress flashy, but the Yakuza boss dresses plain because he has no one to impress and doesn't give a shit. Trump is literally signalling power when he does stuff like that(which is probably why he does it).
I do this by microwaving corn in the husk. It's a really unexpected power move. The best part is, microwaved corn in the husk is a great way to cook corn in its own husk, and doesn't make it all frickin' wet and messy. Nobody knows that microwaved corn is good though, so it just makes me look like a maniac.
Caring too much about how others eat their food is reddit. The dorks who lose their minds over someone preferring well done steak are the vegans of meat eaters.
So do you gays let your guests drink bud light in your own house too? Jesus, Mary and Joseph, if someone is being a gay in your house you kick their ass out. That includes drying out quality beef.
not him but theres no one that would come over to my house that would drink bud light anyway. not because they dont drink but because no of us are psycho dick chopping homosexual pedos. so yeah, if if some homosexual pedo came over to my house with bud light instead of miller lite id be happy to give them a tossing
Caring too much about how others eat their food is reddit. The dorks who lose their minds over someone preferring well done steak are the vegans of meat eaters.
>all the Redditors getting riled up by these posts
Thank you for your service
Caring too much about how others eat their food is reddit. The dorks who lose their minds over someone preferring well done steak are the vegans of meat eaters.
I agree with this but there's no real reason to get a well done steak when medium well exists
Caring too much about how others eat their food is reddit. The dorks who lose their minds over someone preferring well done steak are the vegans of meat eaters.
>tfw le based anons don't understand this is actually how "Real America" behaves towards people for the most trivial of reasons
I've visited plenty of rural moron family and they let me do whatever with my food.
They're too busy horking their own plates down to notice mine, I could shove the potato salad up my ass.
Caring too much about how others eat their food is reddit. The dorks who lose their minds over someone preferring well done steak are the vegans of meat eaters.
I mean, if I'm paying for and preparing someone a steak it feels kind of insulting to have to cook what's gone up to fourteen fricking dollars worth of meat into shoe leather.
Like shit, I'd have just picked up some old skirt and gone full jalisco, pounded to a cm and given it a long marinade if I'd known, about a third of the price.
>you boil your beef
enjoy your boiled beef >you come to my house, I went out and bought, seasoned a nice ny strip for you, and you want me to boil it
I don't like that
There's this weird sense to people now like, there's no expectations held upon guests and all responsibilities and faults are always with a host- like simply because you have an invitation you can go to a man's house, shit on his carpet, rape his cat to death and have him make you boiled steak with hershey's syrup on top "because that's how you like it"
oh, are we doing this thread again ? I really liked it yesterday
i'm a nordeuro, so I would bring my own steak to the bbq
i'd never buy steaks for my guests
11 months ago
Anonymous
if I was doing a full-blown 8+ person thing I wouldn't buy steaks either.
If I had the time I'd smoke a pork butt or a couple birds, if I had 1-2 hours probably marinated skirt and chicken breasts with blackened veg.
Black person, he's the HOST- that's what his business in the affair is.
Zoom zooms have eaten 100% of their meals alone in front of their phones, but people once shared food with one another socially, and there were social obligations for both the people who gave the food, and those who received the food.
They had TV dinners back in the 50s you stupid Black person, staring at a screen whilst eating has nothing to do with zoomers. If I had.to eat at a table with you I'd ignore everything you said, taking delight in knowing that every passing minute you're seething more and more.
Nah, they were always slop. And the television was always slop too, they used to call it "the boob tube" in my grandma's generation because watching it turned you into a boob (moron).
Clearly you're not an actual boomer. Those tv dinners were trash kid. They ain't got much better, just go grab a cheap frozen Sunday dinner and tell me its soul.
sperging out over something as trivial as how someone eats steak is peak fedora behavior
I used to think the same as you until I realized steak is pretty expensive and someone cooking it wrong is like throwing money away. Someone in my family actually cooked some expensive steaks over charcoal the other day and they tasted like chemicals, it was sad and annoying.
Trump likes his well done. Eating well done steak is a virtual signal that republicans do. Same with ketchup, breaking spaghetti noodles in half, etc. makes reddit mad
>Eating well done steak is a virtual signal that republicans do. Same with ketchup, breaking spaghetti noodles in half, etc.
Weird, my parents are republicans and they do all of that
It's reddit if you're some hipster in NYC. Hank lives in Texas and sells propane and propane accessories. He would obviously have strong opinions on how to cook beef
I promise you you only care this much about it because some braindead yuppie moron at your job said what you're saying now and you're consciously or uncosciously trying to fit in. There's literally no other explanation as to why you would be such a strongly opinionated homosexual over something so trivial, unless you're a moron yuppie yourself. I worked with people like you. Let me guess, you're twenty-two or twenty-three, working downtown, and you think you know everything? You should buy an icepick and ram it into your eye as hard and as fast as you can. I'm serious.
>I have never eaten a properly cooked steak
ironically you are a bigger homosexual than the "yuppies" you are disparaging because you think going against the grain on such a subject somehow makes you more sophisticated. this is even evidenced further by the cat with wine pic you posted, how many fedoras do you own kind redditor?
I never said that I eat steak well done or that it is my favorite way to cook steak. Please read my post again if you are having trouble understanding. Or you can cry to Reddit that you got BTFO. I'm serious, read my post again, and pay attention this time if you're capable of doing so. Thank you.
Or maybe he has non-mong tastes like a lot of people, but unlike you. I ate steak well done as a kid but as a young adult actually tried medium-rare and enjoyed the flavors it provided.
I’ve cooked plenty of well done steaks that were tender, juicy and flavorful. By well done I mean right to 155 with some resting after. If you use a meat thermometer there’s no way you can frick a steak up.
Come back down to earth for a second. There's a whole swath of doneness for steak. In reality, in the real world, in the world we live in that isn't ideal and doesn't bends to the whims of our every wish, there are people like all variations of cook on a steak. This is just a fact. There are also people with intolerances that can't eat red meat that isn't well-done. Also, you heard Gordon Ramsay and some other dumb b***h say it, and you're just copying them. I like mine blue.
Reddit will b***h at you for not loving every Star Wars movie unconditionally, but then scream and kick if they find out you enjoy your steak the wrong way.
>REDDIT REDDIT LE REDDIT
This show existed before Reddit and before dumb homosexuals like you labelled everything they didn't understand as such. Living life through meaningless buzzwords is some sad shit kek
Imaging misunderstanding Hank Hill's character to the point you think you're supposed to identify with him.
You know he's based on a character from Beavis and Butthead who's supposed to satirise boring and slightly clueless old people?
That's the whole show. Boring, stuck in his ways old Southern boy begrudgingly learns to accept things (or doesn't).
you guys might be actually moronic, it's clearly supposed to be "if you like the taste of well done steak u r insane" sort of joke you see in all sorts of normie media, this is why I hate American TV. Reddit incarnate
>anon, why do you call everything "reddit" and what does that even mean? >im not allowed to call things gay and moronic anymore >but your best friend browses reddit >yeah and i call him gay and moronic all the time
Yea it adds a nice flavor but growing up my dad cooked and litterally just about grilled everything. Like grilling atleast 3 times a week. Youre not starting up some charcoals on a tuesday night to grill some chicken breast when propane is way more convenient.
Imaging misunderstanding Hank Hill's character to the point you think you're supposed to identify with him.
You know he's based on a character from Beavis and Butthead who's supposed to satirise boring and slightly clueless old people?
That's the whole show. Boring, stuck in his ways old Southern boy begrudgingly learns to accept things (or doesn't).
Judge has said several times that Tom Anderson from Beavis and Butthead isn't Hank Hill. Both are based on a collection of older men from Judge's past, but are more composite characters specific to the context of each show. Hank (and most KotH characters) is a later and more humble reading of stereotypical Americans from a previous era that Judge mostly remembers fondly.
You aren't supposed to dislike the character. But he is boring, and stuck in his own little bubble of a life, where everything is supposed to be a specific way. That's the source of a lot of the comedy.
anybody who complains about something being called reddit is a redditor
they hate that it’s a derogatory term so they try to gaslight everybody and themselves into thinking it has no meaning
imagine being so awful you have to constantly try to trick people into thinking you don’t exist
Its an amazing show, the point of OP is to find something that people who regularly post here enjoy and then shit on it, for no reason than to make the people who regularly post here mad in hopes that people will stop hating blacks and trannies? why not just have blacks stop murdering and trannies stop grooming? whats the goal?
>Cries about Reddit >Posts a facebook boomer artifacted jpeg with an unironic 9gag watermark
Were it not for the laws of this land, I'd cut you down where you stand.
not OP but if he's saying the joke is shit then why does it matter if he posted an unfunny meme template version of it? He's literally saying "this joke sucks and is for morons" so posting it in the format that morons would share it in makes sense
1. Sure
2. This level of artifacting is from the image being saved and reposted in differing resolutions, people used to understand this as a fingerprint of an image being lifted from boomerbook
3. >Defending 9gag
rope, now.
>wanting steak to taste like steak is reddit because 90% of people like steak tasting like steak
I know this thread is bait but I've urironically seen people here say that people only like medium rare because "they see it on TV". Contrarianism is brainrot.
It's more like being obsessed with tiny details of other people's behaviour and tastes, outs you as prissy and neurotic, or overly obsessed with social status, and that's what most of Reddit it.
I don't fricking care how another person eats their food. End of. They can it out of a bucket using only their face if they want to.
Just admit you are autistic and have autistic tendencies and get mad about certain textures then you will be less angry because you have a mental disorder 🙂
I'm fine with however you want your steak. It's America after all. Good men died for that freedom of ours.
But those same men would roll in their graves if you even think about putting "sauce" on your steak, I tell you what.
>tfw mom kicked my white trash best friend out of the house for getting up from the dinner table, rifling through our fridge, then putting ketchup on his steak
A chimichurri or pan sauce are both pretty fricking decadent but still good on an already nice steak.
Honestly, why would you ever want to buy expensive food if it means you can't eat it the way you want it?
I make bowls of minced beef and onions, and cover them in mayonnaise and mustard, and I enjoy that more. You gonna cry about it?
>I make bowls of minced beef and onions, and cover them in mayonnaise and mustard
sounds like tasty sloppa. but you're close enough to a stew that you might as well put some tubers in there.
if anyone in real life ever brings up steak with me, or starts talking about le ruined steak, or has some epic joke or story about when they ordered steak at a restaurant then I immediately hate them. its just as bad as coffee snobs or wine people. its pathetic and if you ever delve deep enough you find out they are talking about the supermarket steaks they eat and they dont even know anything about the trivia topic they base their personality off of.
btw I eat well done if im cooking it, but rare in restaurants.
I have used Reddit. It's useful as a resource sometimes, if you want info on a very specific topic.
It's people who congregate on Reddit and treat it as a social space who are fricked up. Basically advertising to the world that you would be more comfortable living in a society with social crediting, where you could constantly rat out your neighbours for minor behavioural infractions.
this. reddit is useful for fixing specific issues (like how to keep x game from crashing or something) but seems to be shit for an actual community. At least in this shithole we are anonymous and don't have our posts tied to an account name.
even past the moral issues, the way reddit incentivizes the most "charismatic" response via upvotes completely obliterates actual discussion potential.
Yeah, like I said. It's good for getting a question answered, because people can upvote the correct answer, and downvote blatant trolls.
Anything conversational, or remotely political. Just don't. It's pure cancer.
Honestly, why would you ever want to buy expensive food if it means you can't eat it the way you want it?
I make bowls of minced beef and onions, and cover them in mayonnaise and mustard, and I enjoy that more. You gonna cry about it?
i literally light my steaks on fire by covering them in vegetable oil and then putting them on the grill on the highest temp for 2 minutes and everyone tells me they're the best steaks they've ever had.
>You may as well not have a steak if its well done >your life will change when you go sous vide >erm that's not how it's traditionally prepared in Italy >you should be going to a professional bakers every day and not buying that packaged garbage >store brought meat? Go to a real butchers >check out binging with babish for tips >ketchup is disgusting. Have you tried truffle mayo? >eugh, that is NOT a grilled cheese, that's a melt >the only real pizza is thin based Italian, everything else is a pie
Add to the list
>You may as well not have a steak if its well done
Depends on the cooking process. >your life will change when you go sous vide
Reddit >erm that's not how it's traditionally prepared in Italy
Normie cringe >you should be going to a professional bakers every day and not buying that packaged garbage
Don't know who said it but cringe >store brought meat? Go to a real butchers
This only makes a difference if you have good butchers and farms locally, and money. >check out binging with babish for tips
Reddit. You can find thousands of better channels. >ketchup is disgusting. Have you tried truffle mayo?
Normie cringe. Leaving you pic related for some cool ketchup ideas. >eugh, that is NOT a grilled cheese, that's a melt
Reddit >the only real pizza is thin based Italian, everything else is a pie
Normie cringe. Italians and israelite Yorkers will never admit it, but American-Italians perfected the pizza here in the US of A. Same with Chinese-Americans and Chinese food. Same with southerners and BBQ. Same with the burger.
>[fast food restaurant] isn't real [ethnicity] food >um... you're not supposed to put ginger on your sushi... it's a palate cleanser >you're supposed to wash your rice first omg uncle roger would be so disappointed haiyaa emotional damage >literally anything about Gordon Ramsay
Texans/Okies are really like this. One time my dad asked for ketchup at this tiny steak place and the owner went apeshit. He also was infamous for banning homos from his place and was blacklisted by the local USAF base. Chicaros it was called
Rather eat lobster over steak. Too many places frick steak up and you gotta "fix it" with sauce while lobster just feels harder to screw up in general.
Please, I'm begging you - just watch a few episodes. Please. You're starting a thread based on a picture you saved from facebook. Please, its one of the great American sitcoms, its smart and funny, its subtle, its not like Rick and Morty or Family Guy, you have to pay attention to it. You can't play subway rider or whatever while you half watch it. Its even funnier if you have any life experience whatsoever, because then many of the themes and situations become relatable.
Just watch a couple episodes, go find a list of the best episodes and just watch a few, please.
>as a kid kind of feeling sorry for Bill because he's a lonely loser >tfw I've grown up to become exactly like him, and I'm fat.
I wont even recommend KOTH to any of my few friends (less than 5) because I'm afraid they'll draw similarities and make fun of me.
I do not go to cookouts because Americans do not clean their grills. They leave them out all winter then pull a nasty tarp off of it and have it going all summer. Disgusting.
>Posts shit from the final season
The last like 3-4 seasons of koth are mostly shit and written by the exact people the rest of the show used to make fun of.
must have missed that reddit kulture update.
Is steak now reddit or is medium rare now reddit?
sperging out over something as trivial as how someone eats steak is peak fedora behavior
what the frick? is he moronic?
the point of the advert was the stuffed crust
Dumb zoomer.
yikes
based as hell
Jesus what a moron. Glad Cheeto Hitler is going to lose in 2024
2/10 bait try harder
4 more years
I would say its more foreign since thirdies love to make those gay ass DO AMERICANS REALLY food threads. More Cinemaphile than reddit id say
>sperging out
It's Southern/redneck cultural commentary, Hanks behavior here is far from 'sperging out'. If you went to any cookout in the south where they were grilling steaks, they wouldn't even ask what temp you wanted it, it would just be med-rare as standard. So someone asking for something other than that is odd and unusual, that's the joke here.
>American South are redditors who jerk off to "muh medium rare le red taste" like fat millenials on Reddit
makes sense why red states are turning blue lmfao
>He's see's everything through a political lense and through anonymous image boards
Seek help, legit mental illness. It is literally just a cultural observation, nothing more. If it is political, if anything it's Republican culture, Hank is portrayed as an extremely uptight conservative Republican in the show and he's the one who makes the joke about med-rare steaks here.
That's what I'm saying, Republicans are normie morons who jerk off to based black men and le heckin epic hot sauce and grilling meat while Black folk kill and rape their daughters. King of the Hill is one of the most cucked shows I've ever seen in my life and this joke is just the tip of the iceberg
Reminder that Hitler was asian loving vegan and only thing he ate medium rare was brocoli and muslim cum
>vegan
no such thing. he was vegetarian.
>he was another kind of mentally ill leftoid
Cool, very important distinction.
nice quads i just donated $250 to Mike Pence for president and will vote him in my state's primary.
Based Mike "turning the fruits into vegetables" Pence
Mental illness
I am so glad your kind is dying off and will never have political power in any first world country lol
You are seriously ill
>Republicans are morons
>women can be men and poopydick lovers should force others to love poopydick
Enjoy your (you), homosexual.
imagine being a moronic zoomer
Doesn't matter what generation you are, if you eat raw meat you're subhuman
You can derail any thread on Cinemaphile by bringing up how to cook steak - guaranteed. Especially if you mention putting ketchup on your steak like I do
Wtf why?
I like acidity and sweetness on my steak too, but I just give it a balsamic rubdown before grilling.
But there are like nine different hunks of flesh you can cut off of a cow and call "a steak" and they've got wildly different textures and fat contents, and the quality of beef even within a perfectly edible range is also quite varied, so it's moronic to want to do the same thing to every single steak.
Currently in a shithole rental, and can't make myself a steak- I wish I could now.
someone likes their beef BRICKED
control your ass anger
Stop eating food like a moron then.
Stop eating food like a moron then.
"politely yet firmly"
>sperging out
kys
And yet you sperg out over a joke about people being spergy about steak. Curious!
Yeah!
This is an example of that thing about how Yakuza underlings dress flashy, but the Yakuza boss dresses plain because he has no one to impress and doesn't give a shit. Trump is literally signalling power when he does stuff like that(which is probably why he does it).
I do this by microwaving corn in the husk. It's a really unexpected power move. The best part is, microwaved corn in the husk is a great way to cook corn in its own husk, and doesn't make it all frickin' wet and messy. Nobody knows that microwaved corn is good though, so it just makes me look like a maniac.
Everybody knows this dipshit. Your mother just fed you everything from a can or freezer
>i'm eating dogshit....... as a power move!!!
i like to dip my steak in honey garlic sauce
So do you gays let your guests drink bud light in your own house too? Jesus, Mary and Joseph, if someone is being a gay in your house you kick their ass out. That includes drying out quality beef.
i drink 37 beers a day to own the chuds
Damn that homie got foot game
You don't have the balls to kick someone out for that petty reason and if you tried it with me I'd knock your teeth out, little Cinemaphile man
not him but theres no one that would come over to my house that would drink bud light anyway. not because they dont drink but because no of us are psycho dick chopping homosexual pedos. so yeah, if if some homosexual pedo came over to my house with bud light instead of miller lite id be happy to give them a tossing
They'd probably like getting their salad tossed anon
>imagine having this kind of degeneracy on your mind all the time
I'd shoot you with seven .380 hollowpoints homosexual, that's right, SEVEN because that's how many it would probably take
>all the Redditors getting riled up by these posts
Thank you for your service
I agree with this but there's no real reason to get a well done steak when medium well exists
>tfw le based anons don't understand this is actually how "Real America" behaves towards people for the most trivial of reasons
I've visited plenty of rural moron family and they let me do whatever with my food.
They're too busy horking their own plates down to notice mine, I could shove the potato salad up my ass.
Caring too much about how others eat their food is reddit. The dorks who lose their minds over someone preferring well done steak are the vegans of meat eaters.
I mean, if I'm paying for and preparing someone a steak it feels kind of insulting to have to cook what's gone up to fourteen fricking dollars worth of meat into shoe leather.
Like shit, I'd have just picked up some old skirt and gone full jalisco, pounded to a cm and given it a long marinade if I'd known, about a third of the price.
frick you
i boil my beef
eat shit
>you boil your beef
enjoy your boiled beef
>you come to my house, I went out and bought, seasoned a nice ny strip for you, and you want me to boil it
I don't like that
There's this weird sense to people now like, there's no expectations held upon guests and all responsibilities and faults are always with a host- like simply because you have an invitation you can go to a man's house, shit on his carpet, rape his cat to death and have him make you boiled steak with hershey's syrup on top "because that's how you like it"
oh, are we doing this thread again ? I really liked it yesterday
i'm a nordeuro, so I would bring my own steak to the bbq
i'd never buy steaks for my guests
if I was doing a full-blown 8+ person thing I wouldn't buy steaks either.
If I had the time I'd smoke a pork butt or a couple birds, if I had 1-2 hours probably marinated skirt and chicken breasts with blackened veg.
Sounds like you’re the one eating shit here
Nobody is seething, we're pointing and laughing at you.
I am OP so idk what you're implying
Yes Mr. Anon, everything is reddit
Black person, he's the HOST- that's what his business in the affair is.
Zoom zooms have eaten 100% of their meals alone in front of their phones, but people once shared food with one another socially, and there were social obligations for both the people who gave the food, and those who received the food.
They had TV dinners back in the 50s you stupid Black person, staring at a screen whilst eating has nothing to do with zoomers. If I had.to eat at a table with you I'd ignore everything you said, taking delight in knowing that every passing minute you're seething more and more.
TV dinners actually had SOUL to them though
No.
Nah, they were always slop. And the television was always slop too, they used to call it "the boob tube" in my grandma's generation because watching it turned you into a boob (moron).
Clearly you're not an actual boomer. Those tv dinners were trash kid. They ain't got much better, just go grab a cheap frozen Sunday dinner and tell me its soul.
this, who fricking cares how someone eats.
if you cant coock meat proper, youre a woman. now frick off
Dumb esl poster
I used to think the same as you until I realized steak is pretty expensive and someone cooking it wrong is like throwing money away. Someone in my family actually cooked some expensive steaks over charcoal the other day and they tasted like chemicals, it was sad and annoying.
God I love not being poor
>I can afford being a moron
good for you i guess
Yeah it is good for me. I can mess up a steak and not cry like a fricking homosexual because I can just go get another one.
you'll cry once you can't get any, when that happens i hope you remember this day and how smug you were about taking all those steaks for granted.
You sold your extra chromosomes?
You must be wealthy as frick.
>anon goes to store
>buys many high quality steaks because not poor
>fricks one up
>throws it away
>laughs at poors
god i wish that was me
I didn't buy these steaks to turn them into burnt rubber, anon.
>t. orders "well done" because 85 IQ thinks this means they will cook it "well" instead of badly
Trump likes his well done. Eating well done steak is a virtual signal that republicans do. Same with ketchup, breaking spaghetti noodles in half, etc. makes reddit mad
>Eating well done steak is a virtual signal that republicans do. Same with ketchup, breaking spaghetti noodles in half, etc.
Weird, my parents are republicans and they do all of that
I no like well done
>virtual signal
Ah, my daily dose of Cinemaphile schizophrenia. Thank you for that.
>virtual signal
virtue signal*
also you meant dogwhistle
Fun fact: Hitler put sugar in his wine to piss off leftist wine snobs.
reminds me of that time when i convinced some braindead leftys that charmin was a conservative company so the dumass liberals would quit wiping
Neither, it's the attitude.
>We ask them politely yet firmly to leave.
Over fricking steak.
>but it's supposed to be le funny!
But it's not.
That's the joke.
medium rare is reddit. it’s like bacon
It's reddit if you're some hipster in NYC. Hank lives in Texas and sells propane and propane accessories. He would obviously have strong opinions on how to cook beef
A steak is a product where it's value is in how tender it is. How you cook it helps determine how tender it keeps.
Dumb morons (and rich morons who don't know better) buy it and ask to cook all the flavor out of it. It's peak midwit behavior any way you look at it.
If you're scared of undercooked meat, stop being a pussy, or just don't buy steak.
I promise you you only care this much about it because some braindead yuppie moron at your job said what you're saying now and you're consciously or uncosciously trying to fit in. There's literally no other explanation as to why you would be such a strongly opinionated homosexual over something so trivial, unless you're a moron yuppie yourself. I worked with people like you. Let me guess, you're twenty-two or twenty-three, working downtown, and you think you know everything? You should buy an icepick and ram it into your eye as hard and as fast as you can. I'm serious.
>yes, I like to chew on a piece of cooked leather for 15 minutes at a time, so based
A proper well done steak isn't like rubber. You're thinking of an over done steak
>I have never eaten a properly cooked steak
ironically you are a bigger homosexual than the "yuppies" you are disparaging because you think going against the grain on such a subject somehow makes you more sophisticated. this is even evidenced further by the cat with wine pic you posted, how many fedoras do you own kind redditor?
I never said that I eat steak well done or that it is my favorite way to cook steak. Please read my post again if you are having trouble understanding. Or you can cry to Reddit that you got BTFO. I'm serious, read my post again, and pay attention this time if you're capable of doing so. Thank you.
>didn't address the main criticism
sad
Or maybe he has non-mong tastes like a lot of people, but unlike you. I ate steak well done as a kid but as a young adult actually tried medium-rare and enjoyed the flavors it provided.
I’ve cooked plenty of well done steaks that were tender, juicy and flavorful. By well done I mean right to 155 with some resting after. If you use a meat thermometer there’s no way you can frick a steak up.
Come back down to earth for a second. There's a whole swath of doneness for steak. In reality, in the real world, in the world we live in that isn't ideal and doesn't bends to the whims of our every wish, there are people like all variations of cook on a steak. This is just a fact. There are also people with intolerances that can't eat red meat that isn't well-done. Also, you heard Gordon Ramsay and some other dumb b***h say it, and you're just copying them. I like mine blue.
>If you're scared of undercooked meat, stop being a pussy
So very based
Reddit will b***h at you for not loving every Star Wars movie unconditionally, but then scream and kick if they find out you enjoy your steak the wrong way.
*sighs* dang it bobby, be gay, do crimes.
>REDDIT REDDIT LE REDDIT
This show existed before Reddit and before dumb homosexuals like you labelled everything they didn't understand as such. Living life through meaningless buzzwords is some sad shit kek
Reddit: the post
This means literally nothing to people who go outside kek
homosexual: the post
>OP stubbornly eating ruined steak
>a-at least I'm not reddit!
You miss the point so hard.
genuinely curious as to what you think OP's point is
at least i'm not reddit!
The joke is that Hank is being stuck up about something that doesn't really matter. Most of Reddit would identify with Hank in that scene.
you guys might be actually moronic, it's clearly supposed to be "if you like the taste of well done steak u r insane" sort of joke you see in all sorts of normie media, this is why I hate American TV. Reddit incarnate
yep found the homosexual from reddit
>anon, why do you call everything "reddit" and what does that even mean?
>im not allowed to call things gay and moronic anymore
>but your best friend browses reddit
>yeah and i call him gay and moronic all the time
charcoal will always be superior to propane for cooking
that's obvious, but I'm not cooking with charcoal unless it's for more than 2 people
Yea it adds a nice flavor but growing up my dad cooked and litterally just about grilled everything. Like grilling atleast 3 times a week. Youre not starting up some charcoals on a tuesday night to grill some chicken breast when propane is way more convenient.
taste the meat not the heat
Wrong. taste the meat, not the heat
Grew up on charcoal and don't care for it. Propane is better. I don't need my steak to taste like trapped miners
absolutely. propane gays go to hell (where they taste the devil's meat and not the heat)
charcoal is only good for hotdogs and burgers. the real superior way to cook a steak is on a campfire like so.
Imaging misunderstanding Hank Hill's character to the point you think you're supposed to identify with him.
You know he's based on a character from Beavis and Butthead who's supposed to satirise boring and slightly clueless old people?
That's the whole show. Boring, stuck in his ways old Southern boy begrudgingly learns to accept things (or doesn't).
Judge has said several times that Tom Anderson from Beavis and Butthead isn't Hank Hill. Both are based on a collection of older men from Judge's past, but are more composite characters specific to the context of each show. Hank (and most KotH characters) is a later and more humble reading of stereotypical Americans from a previous era that Judge mostly remembers fondly.
You aren't supposed to dislike the character. But he is boring, and stuck in his own little bubble of a life, where everything is supposed to be a specific way. That's the source of a lot of the comedy.
He even did a side by side voice example on space ghost.
We'll done steak is problematic now, chud. Hank is being a brave and powerful ally.
why does the inside of that steak look so fiber-y and hairy
because it's well done ya dope
that's what well done is like
It's so weird to me how much of an anal germophobe Trump is yet his response to the pandemic was so un-Johnny Gentle
His response to close the border and start putting out untested "vaccines" dangerously fast? Seems in character to me
>His response to close the border
America was one of the last countries to stop migration, and they ignored the southern border as per usual.
anybody who complains about something being called reddit is a redditor
they hate that it’s a derogatory term so they try to gaslight everybody and themselves into thinking it has no meaning
imagine being so awful you have to constantly try to trick people into thinking you don’t exist
It's an excellent litmus test. They can't help outing themselves.
Its an amazing show, the point of OP is to find something that people who regularly post here enjoy and then shit on it, for no reason than to make the people who regularly post here mad in hopes that people will stop hating blacks and trannies? why not just have blacks stop murdering and trannies stop grooming? whats the goal?
what are the sociopolitical implications of making me mad by shitposting about a cartoon?
Did bobby ever mess around with that asian?
Yes. He bleached Connie in every hole
But anon, this is based, not reddit
op understands that and hopes that the volume of spam will change the meaning of the word
>Black folkpeak
moron
hank, don't you realize YOU do all the cooking? you use your propane grill for seemingly every family dinner.
i know peggy is shown serving her brown betties, frito pies, and spapeggy and meatballs, but peggy's cooking is maybe 10% of what the family eats.
incorrect if you actually watch the show
Hank considers "cooking" and "grilling" to be two different things.
>Cries about Reddit
>Posts a facebook boomer artifacted jpeg with an unironic 9gag watermark
Were it not for the laws of this land, I'd cut you down where you stand.
not OP but if he's saying the joke is shit then why does it matter if he posted an unfunny meme template version of it? He's literally saying "this joke sucks and is for morons" so posting it in the format that morons would share it in makes sense
1. Sure
2. This level of artifacting is from the image being saved and reposted in differing resolutions, people used to understand this as a fingerprint of an image being lifted from boomerbook
3.
>Defending 9gag
rope, now.
I'll frickin kill a troony (bobby) HH brother
Hank Hill to you too borthor.
>wanting steak to taste like steak is reddit because 90% of people like steak tasting like steak
I know this thread is bait but I've urironically seen people here say that people only like medium rare because "they see it on TV". Contrarianism is brainrot.
It's more like being obsessed with tiny details of other people's behaviour and tastes, outs you as prissy and neurotic, or overly obsessed with social status, and that's what most of Reddit it.
I don't fricking care how another person eats their food. End of. They can it out of a bucket using only their face if they want to.
Steak is garbage no matter how "good" it is it's still too fricking chewy and I usually need to swallow it with water.
Either eat a steak that isn't rump you poorgay or go to the dentist.
A properly cooked filet will borderline dissolve in your mouth.
Shut the frick up Reddit it's all chewy garbage. My teeth are great and I've spent a fortune on steak that was still fricking shit.
Maybe you just don't like steak. A dish can still be good to most but some people just won't like it.
I don't. I fricking hate it. I'm just sick of these Reddit fricks always telling me I'm wrong or eating bad steak when I tell them that.
Then grow a pair and stop being mad at anonymous people online. Or just keep your opinion to yourself if you can't handle the criticism.
Just admit you are autistic and have autistic tendencies and get mad about certain textures then you will be less angry because you have a mental disorder 🙂
is it textural? Like, will you eat a roast beef deli meat?
I'm fine with however you want your steak. It's America after all. Good men died for that freedom of ours.
But those same men would roll in their graves if you even think about putting "sauce" on your steak, I tell you what.
A1 is delicious on steak.
But strangely, it only tastes good on steak. And nothing else. I've tried it on pork chops, hamburgers, and poultry. It just doesn't work.
It works on potatoes too. Otherwise I agree
Putting A1 on pork chops is the only way I can eat them
why cant you eat regular butter braised chops?
it's good on burgers sometimes
weird. i love dipping like anything in that shit. tangy.
you're probably overcooking your pork. its easy as frick to do so don't feel bad, properly cooked hog is frickin tasty.
>tfw mom kicked my white trash best friend out of the house for getting up from the dinner table, rifling through our fridge, then putting ketchup on his steak
your mother is a c**t.
>he doesnt eat his steak with bearnaise sauce
ngmi
The only acceptable steak sauce
Anyone who puts sauce on their steak is buying cheap shitty cuts of meat.
A chimichurri or pan sauce are both pretty fricking decadent but still good on an already nice steak.
>I make bowls of minced beef and onions, and cover them in mayonnaise and mustard
sounds like tasty sloppa. but you're close enough to a stew that you might as well put some tubers in there.
It's basically burger without the bread. Throw some sliced pickles and tomatoes in too if you've got them, and season with herbs. That's good stuff.
No you misheard, what I said was have a nice day moron
NPC thread
>NOOOO im not reddit I eat my steak LIKE THIS
embarrassing
How can something be reddit when it didn't even exist back then?
All of you seek help
Reddit is a state of mind.
Some parts of Reddit aren't even Reddit.
The later seasons of KOTH really flanderize hank tbh. Tired of acting like the last two seasons are good
if anyone in real life ever brings up steak with me, or starts talking about le ruined steak, or has some epic joke or story about when they ordered steak at a restaurant then I immediately hate them. its just as bad as coffee snobs or wine people. its pathetic and if you ever delve deep enough you find out they are talking about the supermarket steaks they eat and they dont even know anything about the trivia topic they base their personality off of.
btw I eat well done if im cooking it, but rare in restaurants.
>btw I eat well done if im cooking it, but rare in restaurants.
some people just want to watch the steak burn
For steak it makes sense but frick you for asking how I want my hamburger. You gonna ask if I want my chicken nuggets medium?
>how I want my hamburger
if its a freshly ground patty you can actually eat it medium rare
Why the frick would you? That sounds repulsive.
This site is actually dead, isn't it?
it collapsed in 2012
Sorry I was dilating
Knowing anything about Reddit is reddit, every gay here probably uses reddit.
I have used Reddit. It's useful as a resource sometimes, if you want info on a very specific topic.
It's people who congregate on Reddit and treat it as a social space who are fricked up. Basically advertising to the world that you would be more comfortable living in a society with social crediting, where you could constantly rat out your neighbours for minor behavioural infractions.
this. reddit is useful for fixing specific issues (like how to keep x game from crashing or something) but seems to be shit for an actual community. At least in this shithole we are anonymous and don't have our posts tied to an account name.
even past the moral issues, the way reddit incentivizes the most "charismatic" response via upvotes completely obliterates actual discussion potential.
Yeah, like I said. It's good for getting a question answered, because people can upvote the correct answer, and downvote blatant trolls.
Anything conversational, or remotely political. Just don't. It's pure cancer.
Wait you gays are actually cooking the steak?
Honestly, why would you ever want to buy expensive food if it means you can't eat it the way you want it?
I make bowls of minced beef and onions, and cover them in mayonnaise and mustard, and I enjoy that more. You gonna cry about it?
I like my steak rare
That's just as bad as well done
Depends on the cut. A leaner cut with less fat that won't render at "rare" Temps is okay.
A rib eye rare is full of unrendered inedible fat so it's terrible.
raw fat is good thoughever
>watching koth past season 4
>watching tv
>not just putting it on the highest temp and searing the outside until golden brown in a lot of butter
i literally light my steaks on fire by covering them in vegetable oil and then putting them on the grill on the highest temp for 2 minutes and everyone tells me they're the best steaks they've ever had.
just light it on fire and then salt it
Boggle?
Steak is best eaten with slightly toasted foie gras
>Steak is best eaten slightly toasted with McKenzie Foy on a blanket in the grass
King of the hill SUCKS
>You may as well not have a steak if its well done
>your life will change when you go sous vide
>erm that's not how it's traditionally prepared in Italy
>you should be going to a professional bakers every day and not buying that packaged garbage
>store brought meat? Go to a real butchers
>check out binging with babish for tips
>ketchup is disgusting. Have you tried truffle mayo?
>eugh, that is NOT a grilled cheese, that's a melt
>the only real pizza is thin based Italian, everything else is a pie
Add to the list
yes? it's your business that you have shit taste, but don't seethe when people call you out on it
>t. Elitist
Maybe you should watch The Menu
>You may as well not have a steak if its well done
Depends on the cooking process.
>your life will change when you go sous vide
Reddit
>erm that's not how it's traditionally prepared in Italy
Normie cringe
>you should be going to a professional bakers every day and not buying that packaged garbage
Don't know who said it but cringe
>store brought meat? Go to a real butchers
This only makes a difference if you have good butchers and farms locally, and money.
>check out binging with babish for tips
Reddit. You can find thousands of better channels.
>ketchup is disgusting. Have you tried truffle mayo?
Normie cringe. Leaving you pic related for some cool ketchup ideas.
>eugh, that is NOT a grilled cheese, that's a melt
Reddit
>the only real pizza is thin based Italian, everything else is a pie
Normie cringe. Italians and israelite Yorkers will never admit it, but American-Italians perfected the pizza here in the US of A. Same with Chinese-Americans and Chinese food. Same with southerners and BBQ. Same with the burger.
Wrong pic.
Mexican, Bloody Mary, and Secret Sauce are the real winners here
The only winning move is to not use ketchup.
>2tbsp
you dont need that much fricking truffle oil for anything
that shit is potent
2 TABLESPOONS of truffle oil?
If you want ketchup? Have ketchup.
If you want some of the other thing as well? Have some of the other thing as well.
But don't claim that ketchup + 'other thing' is a different sort of Ketchup.
If I add things to an omlette, it's still and omlette. That's still ketchup, reddit.
>American-Italians perfected the pizza
more calories isnt better. perfection comes from simple things
>[fast food restaurant] isn't real [ethnicity] food
>um... you're not supposed to put ginger on your sushi... it's a palate cleanser
>you're supposed to wash your rice first omg uncle roger would be so disappointed haiyaa emotional damage
>literally anything about Gordon Ramsay
WHOOPEE
Texans/Okies are really like this. One time my dad asked for ketchup at this tiny steak place and the owner went apeshit. He also was infamous for banning homos from his place and was blacklisted by the local USAF base. Chicaros it was called
Killing an animal only to ruin its meat just seems like sadism
Eating meat is sadism plain and simple.
Rather eat lobster over steak. Too many places frick steak up and you gotta "fix it" with sauce while lobster just feels harder to screw up in general.
What's wrong with a well done steak with ketchup?
Please, I'm begging you - just watch a few episodes. Please. You're starting a thread based on a picture you saved from facebook. Please, its one of the great American sitcoms, its smart and funny, its subtle, its not like Rick and Morty or Family Guy, you have to pay attention to it. You can't play subway rider or whatever while you half watch it. Its even funnier if you have any life experience whatsoever, because then many of the themes and situations become relatable.
Just watch a couple episodes, go find a list of the best episodes and just watch a few, please.
Being a child watching this growing up i hated Peggy. But as an adult i realize now she is one of the best well written characters on the show.
I have seen this exact comment before. Did you write this comment before? you're weird.
They did
>as a kid kind of feeling sorry for Bill because he's a lonely loser
>tfw I've grown up to become exactly like him, and I'm fat.
I wont even recommend KOTH to any of my few friends (less than 5) because I'm afraid they'll draw similarities and make fun of me.
She's not coming back
>ruining an $80 cut of meat to trigger the libs
Definitely not living rent free
I prefer steak rare but it's still good even if I frick up and get it well done
Even medium rare is way too cooked. The outside layer of the steak should be charred almost black, and the inside should be bright red and bloody.
And propane is for homosexuals. Woodfire or charcoal all day erryday.
you've just accepted poorly cooked meat because you don't know how to control the temp of your grill
>all day erryday
You’re not white.
So what?
I eat well done because id rather not risk a higher chance of food poisoning or beef worms.
>actually it's highly unl-
Don't care. I didn't ask.
I do not go to cookouts because Americans do not clean their grills. They leave them out all winter then pull a nasty tarp off of it and have it going all summer. Disgusting.
>bro doesn't know of the purifying effects of fire
lmafo pussy
Yeah wtf. You just give it a quick clean if you want and then blast the heat for a bit and she's good.
reddit lives so rent free on Cinemaphile's mind that everybody is as mindbroken as can be at this point.
I used reddit since before the dig implosion when it was mostly a Ron Paul infatuated hacker news clone.
I stopped using it like 6 years ago
Hank is just an old boomer out of touch with the times.
Real civilized people don't want worms in their food.
>Posts shit from the final season
The last like 3-4 seasons of koth are mostly shit and written by the exact people the rest of the show used to make fun of.
you gayets need to realize when someone is JERKING YER CHAIN
btw I love reddit.com
redditors dont eat meat, they're vegans or eat fake meat
>ItellyouhwatdangoltheseCinemaphiledotorgusersjustontheircomputersgoingclick-click-click-clickontheolinternetmancallingeverythingredditandstufftalkabouttoomuchfreetimedangit
Cinemaphile is reddit is Cinemaphile is reddit is Cinemaphile