>I THOUGHT YOU LIKED ME!!!!
What's the proper response?
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>I THOUGHT YOU LIKED ME!!!!
>I THOUGHT YOU LIKED ME!!!!
What's the proper response?
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>What's the proper response?
"nah, lol"
"I do. Please, oh please, please God let me make it up. I'll do anything, I promise, I'll do better please." And you're sobbing uncontrollably.
>"Oh God. Please, oh please, please God kill Black folk, kill israelites, kill trannies, kill homosexuals." And you're sobbing uncontrollably.
Me with my BPD gf
Same brother. It’s a thankless job
She's sucking someone else's dick when you're not around.
But she doesn't exist.
Literally me as a khhv
>NIIIIIIIGGGGGGGEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRR
Best posts on this board right now to be perfectly honest, family.
hahahahhAHAHAHAH le epic reddit Black person word xD. based as epix 😀
Thanks for the reddit gold, kind anon
>Heh, typical redditor, always screaming about Nwords
Can you even write the word Black person on reddit? They have to have word flags there like the socials.
Yes but you'll almost certainly be banned for it.
You get banned for that here too.
I thought it's only a warning? Or a 1 day?
You can't even type Black person on Cinemaphile without getting a three day ban from homosexual leftists mods who are trying to turn Cinemaphile into reddit. It's a sad day when there's more free-speech on Twitter than Cinemaphile.
Dealing with a b***h like this rn. Frick my life.
At least you know she actually loves you and isn’t a cheating prostitute. I wish I had a chick who was obsessed with me.
the movie in OP is literally about a cheating prostitute
Yeah, I forgot that she was a cheating prostitute in the film. It would still feel nice to be loved and stead of having to be constantly reminded that I’m just another guy.
Anon, girls with obsessive need for love are the ones who will cheat on you. You are not the only source of attention in the world and as soon as she finds that out it's over.
>t. not taking my own advice
NTA but how do you find women who wont cheat on you?
Move to Afghanistan or something, become a muslim, and keep your wife at home unless she's with you.
And treat her like some weird pet that'll run away if you leave the door open for too long, constantly vigilant and paranoid over any chance of escape? Sounds awful.
Lmao even turbo Chads get cucked with other Ultramax Chads or rich sugar daddy types. Every normie guy just has to hope for the best. All it takes is some random making her pussy tingle a little for her to consider fricking around. And if she has thot female relatives and friends who shamelessly frick around and encourage their female friends and family to 'explore themselves', it's just a matter of time.
Bipolar women and entitled Karens are the most likely to cheat.
It seems great on paper. In reality she can and will break your soul. Don't do it lil homie.
Normalgays hate being tied down, the dudes who complain about obsessive behavior want to go frick around. Jesus dude if I had a woman ask me how my day was and rub my back I’d fricking cry.
>the dudes who complain about obsessive behavior want to go frick around
It's obvious you have never been with an obsessive girl before.
It's not fun to get screamed at all day over dumb shit and accused of the most inane things even though you spend 99% of your time at home and when you leave home its always with her
Anyone who complains about not having a clingy/obsessive GF has never had one before. nobody wants to put up with that shit.
the last straw for me was when she started a fight because i wasnt home when i first guessed i was going to be. legit 15 minute difference, and i told her beforehand too "i'm probably going to be a few minutes late". the kicker? she was still asleep when i got home. she woke up, saw the time difference and went apeshit.
Unironically start acting like a beta homosexual so she loses interest. Its the easiest out, making her genuinely lose sexual attraction to you. She'll move on and youll be free, if you break up with her youre looking at a keyed car, her lying about you or worse
The schizo pussy is god tier though. We have known each other two weeks and after our 2nd hookup she made a husband and wife joke.
if she has bpd she won't lose interest.
i'm so sorry anon. i've been there. i hope you're able to break up with her. that bpd pussy isnt worth it
Thanks anon. Its great but suffocating even before the temper tantrums. Fricking psycho b***h black magic pussy.
feel that 100%. people say they want a clingy gf until they actually get one. its fricking exhausting
Do you guys live together, is it long distance or do you guys live in the same area if I may ask?
As soon as mine started talking about moving in with me I knew i had to cut the cord ASAP because i would never be able to get rid of her if she moved in.
She lives 20 minutes away. We met playing WOW and started chatting elsewhere. We flirted a bit and I suggested we get something to drink leading to hookup 1 leading to where we are now. The sex makes me not totally regret it but damn I thought having a clingy gf would be cool.
you deserve it for getting entangled with someone like that in the first place
I didn't know. Started catching on after hookup 2 where she joked about being husband and wife. She even has the wide and wild psycho b***h eyes.
Is this worth watching if I like seeing very emotional characters?
Yes
Pearl is essentially just one big ball of emotions that kills people
Where can I find a Pearl gf?
What made you think that?
me too
"I did"
*infinitely sad*
No, stalker, these are your delusions speaking.
Prison awaits
Tell her im a broke autistic neet. That will make her lose interest im sure. It worked before
I once locked gaze and shot a snot rocket in front of a girl to make her feel disgusted at me didnt work
You should've done this
Just stand there completely still to ward of any birds that might steal her crops.
Bitches love that shit.
>scarecrows get more action than me
it's over
just start scarecrowmaxxing bros, you'll get women in no time.
Got me a halloween costume to whip up
Just be a scarecrow bro
Yer fond of my salmon!
People who act mental like this should just be shot on sight. They’re a potential menace to society, these nutjobs, and they give us all fair warning with their cuckoo behaviour. We should heed nature’s warning: this nutter is a threat, so I’ve made them act out to give you a chance to do something about it. We should say “thanks for the heads-up” and throw them in a big pit.
I wouldn't respond. I would listen to her. And that's what nobody did.
Pat her on the head.
#metoo
I do like you.
>and other fun fictional things you can imagine women saying to you
where do I get a qt manson lamps gf
well, i did. but then i fricked ya a few times and now i'm bored
Yeah well hey b***h, I told you to stop bond burgering me
>Liked? I only want to worship you, my Queen.
*bows and kisses feet*
You tell me.
That mouth could fit 3 dicks in it
You think Shia likes watching her frick other men? She really seems like someone with massive self esteem issues who'll do anything to please her man.
If I was him, I'd organise a BBC gang bang
>no way bro you have an iq of 60
>BITCH, I DON'T EVEN LIKE MYSELF
I'm not kidding. frick my life
What's it even like to actually like yourself?
if I fricking knew, I'd be out enjoying life instead of posting on Cinemaphile hungover on a 3 day weekend
I need her to be in a comedy playing a person with eyebrows just once, they wasted Emilia Clarke's comedy potential and it can't happen again
..Y-You too!
>I love you so much, I'd die for you! Please never leave me, you're my everything. I'm still a virgin and I'll do it with you after marriage, my goddess. I know that I'm a loser who doesn't deserve anything and still live with my mom, but I promise I'll try to be a good partner because I love you more than anything
That'll do.
there's a delicate balance you must strike. you have to be pathetic enough that she loses attraction and leaves you alone. but you can't be so repulsive that she gets a criminal level of "ick" and decides she was "retroactively raped" or otherwise decides to ruin your life, because she feels disgusted by her time with you.
just start acting like a worse version of yourself and start distancing yourself while simultaneously telling her "nothings wrong we're still good" until she gets sick of it and leaves
distancing yourself will only make things worse. You have to be a big baby who treats her like your caretaker.
I can easily go non-verbal. Shocking results actually. All you do is just don't respond to anything and they'll progressively get angrier or go through many different moods. I feel terrible when I do it but I decided it was the best course of action in some situations with an ex.
>decides she was "retroactively raped" or otherwise decides to ruin your life
That doesn't happen nearly as often as you think. Only the craziest women do that and you can see them coming from a mile away.
I shit myself
>What's the proper response?
"Where the frick are your eyebrows?"
Pretty sure your HUSBAND likes you, prostitute
not my universe, i don't date ugly ass people
Well, I didn't.
How could I, you never stated your tax policy.
You’re bumbling white trash with a pussy. Write a book and sell it to /misc/tards. There are many pathways to fame my dear.
>you're not Japanese
don't know don't care
Cudi is based though. Speeding bullet to heaven has more heart on it than any popular movie made in the last 20 years at least.
He BLACKEDRAW her so hard
What's up with this "woman go crazy" genre?
Patricians making art it seems.
*rolls down window*
"Well I don't"
*rolls up window*
Is Pearl actually good? I watched X and thought it was kind of meh, and it didn't make me want to watch a dedicated Pearl movie. Aside from some halfway decent generic slasher stuff, the movie leaned way too hard on zoomers thinking
>Old people fricking!
was the scariest thing.
Pearl and X were both films preventable if it was socially acceptable for men to hit women that are acting out of line.