I unironically think this was the greatest show of all time, in terms of western animation there's never been anything better than Hazbin Hotel.

I unironically think this was the greatest show of all time, in terms of western animation there's never been anything better than Hazbin Hotel.

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  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    You do not think that.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm not kidding, genuinely serious. This was incredible, i'd put it up with the best anime even that's how good this is.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        What are you willing to do to prove your commitment?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        What does Jap Cinemaphile think of it? I forget the url, is it 2ch or something like that?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          i checked the hazbin thread in 5chan. the reception seems more positive over there as far as i can tell.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Tell me 5 other cartoons that you think are great.

        Tell me 5 other anime that you think are great.
        Let's judge your taste.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          So you are too pussy to answer . I knew it

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Utena Lain Perfect Blue Key Akira

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Nope. Boku no pico is still better.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        whats your favorite part?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Lucifer being Daddy for me.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Kino

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous
          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Adam: Yoink! My kid now.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        ENTER

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >ranking with the best anime
        >using anime as a litmus test
        When will these fricking tourists get the frick out?
        There are literally over 20 Hazbin threads. Jesus frick.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Is there even anything else airing right now? The only other threads I follow are the monthly Skybound Transformer discussions.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            I'll give credit that they aren't more AIslop threads.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >i'd put it up with the best anime
        You have no idea how bad that makes the show sound, do you?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      fpbp

      I'm not kidding, genuinely serious. This was incredible, i'd put it up with the best anime even that's how good this is.

      Overplayed your hand bucko.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      They know they don't have much time left before the world ends.

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    This show is only good for porn of the Charlie. Deal with it.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      verbalase they can't add you to the 1st season, no matter how much you lick vivienne's dry c**t, it's already done
      but maybe if you let her put on the chastity cage, MAYBE she can squeeze your impsona in the 2nd cour as a throwaway cuck character

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Porn of Charlie is only good if you spend 50,000$ on it

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I enjoyed it immensely but you can 100% feel the rushed writing in multiple parts due to the 8 episode limit and probably no confirmation for S2 at the beginning of production.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      S2 was greenlit before production of Season 1 even began

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Did they say that in a Q&A? We only saw the trailer for the first season and then the S2 confirmation at the end like six month ago.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Season 2 was already requested by Amazon before the trailer even came out, in September of last year so yes

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Ah, so Viv is just an idiot, and my theory of her getting bored of her pilot's plots quickly is true.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      cute

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Give it a week or two, you'll come to a more realistic conclusion once you've had time to reflect.

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    How satanic is really this show?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      it's not, it's the other kind of satanic, the edgy atheism one but with more homosexualry

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        The funny thing is that said ironic atheists own the copyright to this statue, which is why you never see it in the show.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          that's not basically charlie?, apparently the hooves says she was a goat the whole time

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            or a unicorn

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >which is why you never see it in the show
          I didn't expect to see that statue? Who did?????

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >copywrite for iconography that Eliphas Levi created in the 1800s
          wrong anon, you can't copywrite baphomet he's public domain.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Very.
      It has the nasty edges softened and the overtly gross parts sanitized, but the core undercurrent of [subversion], [perversion], and [inversion] of natural creation is still present all throughout.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >[subversion], [perversion], and [inversion]
        vgh the modern hegel

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Lucifer pog at the end.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Now I want to watch. Damn it.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Honestly that last scene with alastor gave me major Disney nostalgia vibes.
        In fact that whole song at the end was just fricking awesome.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Major jack skellington performance and music in these scenes, liked it

          TADC better

          It is definitely more coherent and stable as a show and more pleasant writing and pace. Im also not missing the too large serving of sex related humor. But i like the characters, story and settings here more. These are roughly my same opinions from when both just had a pilot out.

          Unfortunately helluva didnt succeed more in any of these areas. Wtf even happened over there?

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I wouldn't go that far, but I really enjoyed it and I'm looking forward to season 2. Aside from the rushed story (which I didn't personally mind I'm we're looking at it as a musical, but I think it's a valid criticism), my biggest complaint is setting up multiple cliff hangers in the finale of season 1. I realize a second season was already greenlit, but I think it's kind of tacky to set up one cliff hanger, let alone 3.

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Definitely not the greatest show ever but I do really fricking like it despite the obvious writing flaws

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >I unironically think this was the greatest show of all time, in terms of western animation there's never been anything better than Hazbin Hotel.
    okay moron.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Prove me wrong homosexuals

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Prove me wrong
        Go back to twitter homosexual. We aren't interested in playing your debate games. It's a shit show. no one here agrees with you. Go find somewhere else to echo chamber your own farts if you wanna sniff them.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Everyone on Cinemaphile thinks the show is bad
          >Which is why it consistently fills half of the catalog and spills out into other boards like /misc/, Cinemaphile and Cinemaphile

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah cause dumb homosexuals like you keep coming here, making new threads to 'prove Cinemaphile wrong' and shitting up the board as usual. Give it by Monday and you homosexuals will give up, move on to some other fricking fotm and rinse repeat the same shit there.
            It's tiresome, typical and common to the point the only response is apathy or indifference.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              How is it FOTM when Cinemaphile is the only reason why the pilot was so successful in the first place? We made it popular enough to get a animated series

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >spills out into other boards like /misc/, Cinemaphile and Cinemaphile
            no way

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Yes because it’s so shit everyone talks about it there too.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            I watched about 10 minutes until the bad songs and constant non sequiturs (are they meant to be jokes just because they say frick?) made me stop.
            The shitposting is fun though

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        it's not even the best of vivzie

        ?t=645

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Still not watching Digital Circus

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    If we got this ending it would have been a perfect 10/10

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I greatly enjoyed it despite trying not to. It's not always good, but it's definitely unique. I'd have told you years ago that these designs were un-animateable unless they were 3D or strictly rigged like Rick and Morty. But they actually did a good job with it. And leave it to a fujo to have a show with more gay couples than straight couples and still do it better somehow than those who are actively doing it for representation. This show is atypical and you gotta appreciate that a little

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Rick and Morty
      Opinion disregarded

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        because i dissed your favorite show or because you can't really read - you can only scan for words that make you angry and react to it like an animal?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Struck a nerve I see. Your generation is so easy to rile up.

  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Whole season and not a single cameo of Crymini. I'm guessing she's scrapped then
    At least Baxter and Mimzy made it out of the reject pile

  13. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't know if I would say greatest but it is very good because nobody knows the esoteric cosmological underpinnings and it's great to see them on parade for a new generation.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Was Alastor actually being honest here?
      He has literally no reason to lie to someone as brain-scrambled as Niffty.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yes he is... Alastor represents the preChristian gods of bloodlines that were subsumed within Christian cosmology and replaced by Lucifer during it's European expansion. He is a god father type of personality, a very old one.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Med's now.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            maybe you should learn more history

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >esoteric cosmological underpinnings
      It's preschool level symbolism. Seriously, this shit is like some normie picked up a primer on freemason signifiers.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Write an essay about it and post it, seriously, I want to know what you mean.

  14. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    They killed of CHAdam. Now I will no longer watch your show.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nah he was an self entitled insecure little b***h, like every other character except Husk

  15. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Hazbin hotel if it was good

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      The main character is the single most boring protagonist in all of fiction. That show was only saved by its supporting cast.

  16. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >this was
    >was
    Black person, THE SHOW IS NOT OVER!
    IT IS SEASON ONE OF TWO WITH POTENTIALLY MORE TO BE GREENLIT!
    HOW MANY OF YOU ACTUALLY EVEN FRICKING KNOW THIS SHIT!?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      > Season 2
      More like the 2nd half of season 1 since many production companies like to split one season into two as a marketing gimmick and tax hoopla.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's getting at least 5 season's like She-Ra, they could probably milk it for 10 with a 8 episode format

  17. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Post cute Lucifer and Charlie art to celebrate Adam's defeat.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        cute :3

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Adam is the most evil and hateable villain in fiction, so yeah. I was cheering and dancing around my room….won’t lie. Viv is a great writer.

      Why did they have to kill my homie Adam?

      Because he’s a monster.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >the most evil and hateable villain in fiction, so yeah
        Please watch more than one show in your life

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        dude its not near the 1000s he is the father of humanity that has been betrayed since the start of humanity by everyone he has ever been close too turn into a immature soldier

  18. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Did anyone else actually become LESS sure about Rosie=Lilith, 'Lilith'=Eve theory from what happens in Episodes 7/8?

    Alastor seems genuinely cordial with Rosie, While whenever the fact he's actually enserfed to 'someone' is brought up, He acts with pure, unfiltered malice and hatred.
    Look how bad he is at actually hiding how much he hates Lucifer, Their arguing within 2 minutes of meeting. I DOUBT if 'Rosie' is actually 'Lilith' and Lilith has Alastor's balls in her purse - That he would be able to 'act nice' to her AT ALL for ANY given length of time.

    Whats more, The 'Rosie'=Lilith, 'Lilith'=Eve proponents seem to act as if it was going to be the last major twist of the show, But we see Lilith now about to enter the scene, assumedly right at the start of Season 2 of what Viv said she hopes will be a 4 season series.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Rosie
      Probably the virgin marry and for sure the cannibals are Catholics. She is happy to see him and misses when he was around because he was a very real and recognized part of the early christian church in Europe.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's definitely gonna be some ultra-moronic contrived reason for it all. Rosie being undercover because she knows Eve is being controlled by the ultimate evil 'Roo' (holy frick that's a stupid fricking name) so she has to bide her time. Rosie for some reason isn't relying on Lucifer,so is hoping somehow Charlie can be all powerful and help out.
      Or perhaps get some more angels on their side since Lucifer gave up but Charlie didn't or some shit.
      Basically, it will be an all out power struggled because Roo is 'God'-levels in terms of power. Since ACKSHUAL Lucifer and Satan aren't ackshually the big bads. It has to be some primordial evil force.

      But I bet Roo is just mean-girls bad b***h wannabe that calls everyone c**ts,cucks and dickwads while doing creepy shark tooth grin like everyone else.
      Alastor just wants to be more powerful and the big bad, outside of getting out of his supposed contract. Getting Charlie's "soul" is one way to ensure dethroning Lucifer, especially since Roo probably doesn't want any bleeding-heart demons in Hell.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        So are they seriously going to end Hazbin by having every single villain in both it and Helluva Boss instantaneously become good after killing the literal root of all evil if said leak turns out to be true?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymouse

      >Rosie
      Probably the virgin marry and for sure the cannibals are Catholics. She is happy to see him and misses when he was around because he was a very real and recognized part of the early christian church in Europe.

      why are you assuming that Rosie is anyone special from history or the bible? None of the other overlords have been important historical figures.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Carmilla represents for the israelites.
        Rosie represents for the Catholics.
        Vox represents for modern progressive Christianity
        Zestial is probably african voodo
        Alastor is preChristian ancestor bloodline gods
        Lucifer is the Christian ancestor bloodline god

        for sure the hybrids are spawned by Alastor/Lucifer, possibly Carmilla and maybe Zestial, all of whom would be the "apple" in the garden of eden and patriarch/matriarch of a race of part divine people in hell.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymouse

          This doesn't even make sense.
          Carmilla is Spanish or Mexican, she ought to be the catholic one
          Vox is literally controlling and manipulating mass media which is what the israelites are supposedly doing, not progressive Christians.
          Zestial is a black actor, but he is obviously just supposed to represent old English Shakespearian plays and such. Like he has been in hell and survived for centuries when most don't survive that many exorcisms, that's why everyone's afraid of him
          >Alastor is preChristian ancestor bloodline gods
          >Lucifer is the Christian ancestor bloodline god
          That's just schizo posting idk what that is supposed to mean.
          >hybrids
          Very basic info dump in the beginning is that the Sinners are infertile and can't have kids. Only Lucifer and Lilith are able to have a child, Charlie, probably because Lucifer is a Seraphim. This would technically make Charlie a Nephelium, though since she was conceived and born in hell it might not be different.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >infertile
            Not according to ancient Greek, Norse, or Celtic beliefs.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymouse

              Irrelevant, we are talking about a tv show, not literal historical details. In the show they explain the sinners are infertile, and in Helleva boss they also explain that the sinners are infertile and confined to the pride ring. Only the native Hellions races can reproduce, i.e. Imp's, Hellhounds, succubi, fish demons, goat demons that have little candles on there heads and sell drugs and live in the sloth ring (it's a weird show)
              Point being, if you die and go to hell, you aren't having kids.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >controlling and manipulating mass media which is what the israelites are supposedly doing, not progressive Christians.

            No, Christians definitely control mass media (in the West); don't be this hilariously ignorant.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Oh I see, it's the Christians promoting all the rainbow flag degeneracy because they control da TV. Real rocket scientist here folks.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              I gotta ask, do you actually think this or are you goofing around/?

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Good goy. Here are two shekels as a reward.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              The more people who turn to Satanism and Atheism because of this masterpiece, the more I laugh. I’m showing this show to my younger cousins, their parents are Christians, and I want to kind of guide them away from that.

              Heaven and Christianity are evil and oppressive, which is why I reject them for pacifistic satanism. A perfect life style. Especially for oppressed minorities.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                cringe

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                have a nice day and rot in hell homosexual.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Very basic info dump in the beginning is that the Sinners are infertile and can't have kids
            The theory is that the earth we are now on in real life is hell. That the garden of eden story is literally just angels (or some other equivalent) fricking humans to create bloodlines of people on earth that have holy spirits/souls (the meaning of original sin).

            You might say no way, but that is not a new idea. Essentially every preChristian European religion believed it. The legend has many interpretations but they all share a common core, that some kind of god fornicated with humans to create bloodlines of hybrids.

            Even according to Christianity we are currently dead, but that our holy spirit is what animates our flesh. All who taste from the tree die and we all carry original sin in our blood from the story of adam and eve, according to even modern christians.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Hazbin Hotel is gnostickino?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Hazbin Hotel is gnostickino?
                extremely

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            if she's based on Carmilla the vampire, she is from Austrtia, I never read the book tho

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Rosie is israeli. Read her character sheet. Viv described her as a "israeli aunt"

  19. 3 months ago
    Anonymouse

    What the hell is Lilith doing chilling in heaven? She's the queen of hell, the opening title sequence say's she "thrived as the new queen of hell" so why would she want to self exile herself to heaven?
    Lute says she "has to go down there and fix her daughters situation" so it's not like Lil's a prisoner, so wtf?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Lilith is apparently without sin, despite having sex with The Enemy and having a demonic child with him.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        she fricked up all of humanity and its real possible adam never ate the apple in this setting but still cast out of eden she is the literal root of all human suffering and more so adams suffering having to watch the shit stain that was humanity after

  20. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Did anyone else find it weird they took More Than Anything, a sweet duet between a father and daughter, and made a romantic reprisal out of it? Or am I overthinking it?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Anon why would you say something like this? there's nothing weird about a romantic ballad between a father and his daughter

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Song was weird because Lucifer implies that he was on humanity's side at some point. Kind of a weird time to drop that bomb onto the audience.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          This is basic information for anyone who has dabbled in the extended Christian universe, lmao.
          >paradise lost
          Cool dude wanted to be a better God than God and got his shit rocked for trying
          >hermeticism/gnosticism ect
          Allied with Sophia and trying to free humanity from the chains of the flesh with knowledge.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        No I mean the first song is fine, I just mean when Vaggie and Charlie sing it

  21. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    When Lute ordered the retreat, you can see tons of dead Cannibal Town residents

    It feels kind "wrong" they were the only ones to help Charlie fight this battle that was going to affect all of them.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymouse

      It's Alistor manipulation, he realizes that if some segment of the sinner population has to die, it might as well be psychotic cannibals. He might be on good terms with them, but he's get friends everywhere, and his boss (Lilith) probably wants them gone for some reason.

  22. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    *sniffs*

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      need Carmilla porn now

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        *sniffs*

        She's so pretty lol.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymouse

      need Carmilla porn now

      I was more into her when I could believe the giant hair spikes where ears or something, made her look like a big bat. Now she looks way too human compared too the rest of the sinners.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Oversized handjob

  23. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    We need more full warform Charlie with horns and tail

  24. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's shit writing, both in broad strokes, and details. Perfect example:
    >"I hear he's got two dicks."
    I get the gag, snakes have two dicks, and that's not uncommon knowledge. But to get the joke to work for everyone whether they know it or not it needs to be:
    >"I hear snakes have two dicks."
    This is very basic writing, putting yourself in the audience's shoes.
    >inb4 you can google it
    Sure you can, but the show is assigning you homework when you should be chuckling at the gag. If you even remember to look it up, or it doesn't just pass you by because it doesn't really make any sense to you, then what, you're going to laugh later when the show is over? Okay, that's great, but kinda missing the point. Maybe you could ask Viv on twitter why Pentious has two dicks and she could tell you what an idiot you are for not knowing some factoid about snake dicks. They'd be a barrel of fun.

    But that's not even the biggest problem. If you don't get the reference, then you start getting confused about the characters themselves. You start wondering how Angel could know or have heard that Pentious has two dicks. He goes around offering to suck everyone's dick, did he suck Pentious' dicks before and he's just saying he 'heard' OR is Pentious not the permavirgin he appears and had his dicks sucked by some other prostitute Angel knows OR does Pentious have some existing sex life we don't know about OR does it confirm he was actually raped in the Sex Room and didn't get away?

    Even if you assume he knows because of the Sex Room rape, thus maintaining his 'crap with women' character, then if you still don't get the reference you're still wondering why Pentious has two dicks. Is he some kind of mutant? Is that why he's crap with women, he's ashamed of his "deformity"?

    I know this all might seem silly if do get the reference, but nobody's brain should be doing this in the middle of a show over a simple joke they're all supposed to giggle at an move on - especially at this pace.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      mans really out here obsessing over Sir Pentious's two penises

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >not getting Alan Tudyk to voice Pentious
        What a huge frick up.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Not getting Alan Tudyk to voice anyone on the show is a big miss.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine being this lame and obsessed over "details" literally nobody fricking cares about.
      I'll be nice and assume your post is ironic.

  25. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Speaking of Carmine, Velvette is really lucky Carmine didnt beat the shit out of her in that meeting.

  26. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Absolute state

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Alastor is a jobber
      Adam is a jobber and got casually clowned by a Luci who wasn't taking it seriously at all
      Truly my powerlevels were vindicated and everyone else was a moron. Still, the action in this series is still visually lacking making it feel like fricking Stolas of all people is stronger than anyone/everyone else.
      Like he isn't but there are multiple scenes of him just tearing reality like a tissue and making blood rain

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Adam is a jobber
        They needed to gank, sneak attack, and have the King of Hell fight to take Adam. He wasnt a jobber. If anything he far exceeded my expectations for him on that front as I assumed they'd make him a joke in combat

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          He ruptured Alastor's barrier with a single punch, then buckbroke him during their showdown on the roof.
          That was pretty cool.
          Shame he's dead, but at least Viv can't desecrate him any further. Small mercies.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Lucifer is le STRONGEST?
        Wow, you must've spend years on that powerleveling graph.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      genuinely good character-building moment imo. also funny because after 8 episodes of alastor being a smug prick you don't expect him to fold so quickly.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >authors pet actually gets owned
      This was a good scene even if it didn't actually have any consequences.

  27. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Anybody got a mega link?

  28. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I miss Pilot Charlie. She would have sorted this shit out no problem by being sweet.

    Frick Princess Derpy Hooves.

  29. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I would do unspeakable things to this guy and I'm not even gay.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      no you're gay, That is the gayest character in the history of gay characters on a very gay show, and he has turned you gay.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes you are.

  30. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    bait used to be believable.

  31. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    It is more interesting than a lot of other slop that has come out of America, that's for sure.

  32. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I require Zestial and Carmilla porn now

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Haven't seen any just yet, but some cute moments are good too.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Anyone have a gif of her walking during her song?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous
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          Anonymous
        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          pog, thanks bro

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I wonder what her feet look like

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine getting clobbered by her enormous ham hands.

  33. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why did they have to kill my homie Adam?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >died with this expression on his face
      I dunno, I think he won, somehow? This doesn't look like an expression of agony or regret.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I have the suspicion this was just him dying with the small happiness that someone actually cared about him(Lute) after all the betrayals he went through in this canon.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Absolutely based take. Adam got abused pretty hard for someone who did nothing wrong. People kept acting like humanity was his progeny but sinners are more like Luci's and Lilith's kids than his and Eve's (not literally, morons figuratively).

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            I have the suspicion this was just him dying with the small happiness that someone actually cared about him(Lute) after all the betrayals he went through in this canon.

            Adam smiled because he’s finally claiming back his original kids by paying for their sins.

  34. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sir Pentious was such a fricking CHAD holy shit.
    I hope we get to see more of him in Heaven, the other mad scientist guy Viv created looks lame as hell

  35. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    What I don't understand is that if Charlie and Vaggie distrust angels so much and they're killing angels then why are they even trying to send sinners to heaven? What's the point of the hotel then if you don't like or trust the people who make the big decisions to ever accept your idea?

  36. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    i think it is an interesting concept, but the unnecessary swearing and the sexual/edgy humor, especially with the angel guy made it hard to watch for me
    helluva boss was better in my opinion

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      also, most characters are over designed, and give me hard "Tumblr teen" vibes

  37. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    This guy offers you an apple. Do you accept?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I know how cute he is so it's not fair.

    • 3 months ago
      balebatman

      >luci looking like a clown
      >a clown looking like a snake
      they switched the bodies

  38. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Their battle outfits were terrible, wear some plate or at the very least something that broadens your shoulders dumb prostitutes were supposed to inspire confidence not dress up in leotards

  39. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't like to make objective statements
    the show was great because I had great fun

  40. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    What did people think of the songs in the last two episodes? Compared to the first six, they felt kind of weak.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      true to be honest
      i wish Lucy coming to the rescue had a good song, like highlights from parts of his duet with Alastor :/
      but it's hard to top hell is forever and others to be fair

  41. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    That pic is literally Steven and Connie.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      The whole part with carmine felt ripped straight from steven universe

  42. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    TADC better

  43. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    you have non-existent standards

  44. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's complete dogshit aside from some of the songs and character designs. Childish characters, shallow writing, cribge-tier "vulgarity", terrible plot, woke bullshit.

  45. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Alastor saying how he's beginning to like living with Charlie & co' at the Hotel to Niffty.
    Is he lying? Or being honest?
    He really doesn't have any reason he should or would lie to Niffty, Her brain is clearly so scrambled that she didn't even really pay attention to him 'admitting' that to her. And he gains absolutely nothing from telling Niffty, Whose basically his serf in the same way as Husk this.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Probably telling the truth unless he expects Niffty to act on their discussion in some way. He doesn't talk to Niffty the way he talks to people he's obviously manipulating, though. She's more like a sounding board because she doesn't have the cognitive wherewithal to judge him.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'd say honest. He has no reason to really lie in that moment, especially to Nifty

  46. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    And everyone agrees. I’m so glad all the obnoxious buttholes have left. Vivzie is truly the queen of Cinemaphile. I’m kind of happy the X gays joined Cinemaphile. Even if I hate trooners…I really appreciate you’re love of the show, love of cute boys, and your rejection of Christian bullshit. I tip my hat to you all, Viv has won, Hazbin/Helluva haters no longer exist on Cinemaphile.

    And yes, this is the best show ever.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      The more people who turn to Satanism and Atheism because of this masterpiece, the more I laugh. I’m showing this show to my younger cousins, their parents are Christians, and I want to kind of guide them away from that.

      Heaven and Christianity are evil and oppressive, which is why I reject them for pacifistic satanism. A perfect life style. Especially for oppressed minorities.

      Adam is the most evil and hateable villain in fiction, so yeah. I was cheering and dancing around my room….won’t lie. Viv is a great writer.

      [...]
      Because he’s a monster.

      Viv is a terrible writer and a dumb Hispanic. This show sucked ass in almost every way.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's probably because it's hard to impossible to discuss outside of Cinemaphile from what I have heard. Feminists are triggered beyond limit by this show, I have no idea why. Usually it's trannies that are seen as the most sensitive, but they usually love this series, it's only feminists that lose their shit, even people that otherwise adore space dictators and serial killers like Megatron and the likes.

  47. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I was pretty meh on it for the most part but demon charlie was pretty hot so it's at least been bumped up a half star.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      If verbalase waited for this and then spent 50k on an animation featuring this fit maybe id forgive him

  48. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Final ranking

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      vaggie is no that bad, angel dust is 100x more annoying, why people hate her? just because she sexs charlie?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Ya i dont agree w all of the chart... ppl hate her because they think others or themselves would be better for charlie, shes ugly, not given enough story or personality or sounds like a guy ITO

        She was far from worst and im not really a big fan. Shes fine by the end. The worst girl and maybe character was mimzy. At least susan had a bit of a purpose and didnt derail.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Why people hate her
        Generally bland and poor VA voice direction I suppose. She sounds bored most of the time. Also Chaggie being meh too.

        Though I'd say hate is a strong word in this instance. I dont mind too much when she is on screen

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >why people hate her?
        Because out of the entire main cast, we got
        >The doormat people-pleaser princess of hell, who manages to have even her moments, although very few.
        >a Radio demon who is so desperate for control over others because he is chained himself.
        >a fallen overlord who made a bad deal with the man mentioned above and is now a shell of his former self drinking his sorrows away
        >a spider demon who sucks and fricks every wiener in a 1000km radius, but wants to be more than just a sex object
        >a butt monkey snake demon who is so bad at being bad that you can't help but feel a little sorry for the guy

        And then we have Vaggie, whose entire driving force behind every action is "Gotta do it for Charlie!" and "Muh Charlie". Vaggie is not a character. She's a tool attached to Charline. She has no agency of her own. No motivations of her own. No personality of her own. She's basically like a devoted pet.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Pretty much

        A lot of insecure m*les and Fujos here jealous of Chaggie

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Vaggie is a israelite (metaphorically) that loves the Savior (Charlie) even if the Savior who comes (according to israeli prophesy) is only for israelites

          The show's creators did this love that israelite's a great justice with the In the End reprisal song:
          >and in the end if it's only me you see
          >there's something that I've been dying to say
          >more than anything
          >more than anything
          >you need to know I love you more than anything

          "in the end if it's only me you see" the religious fundamentalist theologians must be screaming

  49. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I like it but jesus christ was it RUSHED THE FRICK OUT. I thought we would have 8 episodes of wacky hotel guest shenanigans before getting serious in S2 but I think Viv knew she had to wrap it up quickly since S2 is no confirmed.

  50. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Seeing as the angels didn't know that redemption was literally built into the universe does this mean that Pentious is the first ever sinner to be redeemed in the entire history of the human race?

  51. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Can't argue with shit taste.

  52. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    arcane is better

  53. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    To me it's a mess and the only episode I genuinely enjoyed was 7th one.

  54. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't even like having to go so 'rose tinted' and defend Vivzie and the show to this extent, but it actually baffles the mind how much wilful misinterpretation and outright lying shrouded as criticism Cinemaphile and most other places that lean towards the 'hate' side of the spectrum in regards to this show engage in.

    >"Da show has / is gunna abandon the whole 'Hazbin Hotel' concept by episode 2, It's going to be the Huskerdust, Yaoi, Heaven le bad show"
    Clearly didn't happen, And seemingly won't happen, But they still say it.
    >"Their going to depict heaven as 'ACKSHULLY' hell / evil right-wing chuds / Posh rich people killing the poor / etc" - Basically just hoping the show intentionally steps on the toes of people on *their side* of the spectrum so they can then hit back at it.
    Didn't happen.

    And countless other stupid claims, It really does make me think the meme of the eternal Cinemaphilentrarian is really onto something, And half the people on this board have either just not watched the show, Or have just gleamed a cursory understanding from clips and reading shit here and are [wilfully, In some cases] wildly mis-interpreting aspects of the show.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      She didn't have a great first showing in that regard with Helluva Boss

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Most of those people were media illiterate morons and people who just hated how gay both Hazbin and Helluva turned out to be.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Literally everything you said didn’t happen happened.

  55. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I was finishing up this character sheet and thinking about the anon who talked about his angel OC with the halo that drips ink
    That was so fricking metal
    Anon if you read this I want you to know your OC sounded so cool I'm still thinking about her

  56. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Since the episodes are around 20 minutes long when you exclude the opening and credits, and there's 8 episodes, that makes 160 minutes, or 2 hours and 40 minutes.That's not even as long as the Snyder Cut or Oppenheimer.

    Would Hazbin Hotel done well if the entire series was also released as one movie theatrically?
    If you watch the entire series in one shot like a movie, does the pacing feel better or worse?

    • 3 months ago
      balebatman

      do they have the capacity to do more than 8 eps? I dont know how expensive these were. Its all about money with these shows. Its remarkable how much did Viv had accomplished with such a limited timescreen

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Pacing feels like shit no matter how you cut it but there are clear "climaxes" of every episode.

  57. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    This show is very inconsistent. Episodes 2, 4, 5, 7 and 8 are pretty fricking good. The other ones are pretty bad. I am so confused.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Next to Helluva its pretty consistent, as viv clearly imrpoved. I'm glad they learned from it, but the pacing issues never gone away, probably Bezos took a blame on that to as packing all of this into 8 episodes with so many characters would have never worked out.
      12 episodes would have been needed at worst.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >12 episodes would have been needed at worst.
        True. It is very rushed. A shame because the good is there, just needed some extra episodes to draw it out.

  58. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Pacing isn't real. Please just say their was not enough set up, PLEASE I'm begging you.

  59. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I am once again in bed trying to sleep but thinking about an intense threesome with Alastor and Vox instead

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ok Alastor

  60. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Honestly i think the show is mid af and the only reason i feel somewhat invested is because i wanna know what happens to this guy, i hope he wins.

    • 3 months ago
      balebatman

      >Honestly i think the show is mid af and the only reason i feel somewhat invested is because i wanna know what happens to this guy, i hope he wins.
      this guy runs on pure perseverance, nothing else

  61. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I mean, now that we have the last 2 episodes, if we count the pilot, I give it a 7.8/10.
    It would be higher if they didn't had such a fast pace and explained a few thing like how or why Vaggie's wing grew back or the motives behind Adam, as of now, it's good but not the goat.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Adam is trying to pay for the sins of the sinners so they can come home (Heaven).

  62. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Watch more TV

  63. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why isn't charlie considered a mary sue btw?
    >has a gf literaly devoted to her that accepts every possible flaw she has and never gets angry at her
    >have every power she will ever need cause lucifer
    >her only "flaw" is that she is too nice and empathetic

  64. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Passing is too fast. Show needs at least 12 episodes.
    I hope season 2 will be longer.

  65. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why does Charlie only seem to care about Sinners and not the downtrodden underclass in hell? Like her, they were born in the place. You'd think she'd care. Is she just a snob?

    • 3 months ago
      balebatman

      >the downtrodden underclass in hell?
      they get social, disabilities

  66. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I want all these dumb teenage girls to get out.

    OR BETTER
    I want to call their parents and show to the parents how mentally moronic their daughters are.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Given that they're dead and ended up in hell it's probably safe to say that their dumb choices were laid bare to whomever they left behind.

  67. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >We must battle to the death with heavens army
    >Quick, pass me my thigh highs and miniskirt

  68. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I enjoyed the ride and I realize that this series is supposed to be about redemption and gay romance so the actual story is secondary, but the entire plot makes no fricking sense.

    Apparently, angels can be killed by angelic weapons, but for some reason, they just leave them lying around in hell after every extermination. How long have the exorcists been doing this shit? Decades? Centuries? Long enough for Carmilla to build an entire business around selling weapons made of angelic steel, but somehow nobody thought to use them? They try to handwave this away by saying "it's not common", but then show us scenes of them just littering the ground everywhere.

    Also, how did Adam not know who killed the exorcist? Their entire reason for moving up the extermination was to find the culprit, but the flashback shows Carmilla getting attacked by multiple angels, but she only killed one of them. Did the other exorcists just not bother to tell him? Presumably, they escaped, since there was only one dead angel.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Are you currently under a physician's care for brain damage? Because if not, you probably should be.

      >Apparently, angels can be killed by angelic weapons, but for some reason, they just leave them lying around in hell after every extermination.
      They didnt just drop all their weapons and leave. The weapons that were remaining were the ones that angels lost fighting, but that's implied to be exceptionally rare by the fact that even the elder overlords have been scared to fight angels for century. Angels also didn't know they could be killed with their own weapons so it wasn't an imperative for them to return to get any lingering dropped arms.

      >Also, how did Adam not know who killed the exorcist?
      The exorcists don't know who everyone in hell is. Why the frick would they? That's the whole point of the gag where Adam recognizes Angel Dust as a porn star - the implication is that Adam has no reason to know who he is beyond that he watches hell porn

      They may recognize Carmilla if they saw her again but there's no reason to think the exorcists who were there would be able to name her.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Sorry, that's moronic, Carmilla has HEAPS of the weaponry. How do angels lose their weapons fighting, if no one fights back? They come with their own lone weapon, this is not Zelda: Breath of the Wild.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          I think it's overall moronic, but not unexplainable. They mostly fight with spears that I imagine some of them threw/impaled in people and just left there because why bother. I'm more baffled at how the angels themselves didn't know they could be harmed. Did Lute not literally maim Vaggie using an angelic weapon??

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Lute and Adam set this up so the sinners can be able to kill Adam.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >The weapons that were remaining were the ones that angels lost fighting,
        Yes, that was my point.

        >but that's implied to be exceptionally rare
        It's implied to be rare by dialog but shown to be extremely common in the visuals.

        >The exorcists don't know who everyone in hell is.
        They can give a description of how she looks. That should be more than enough to find a high-profile person like her.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Vaggie goes to Carmilla to learn from the israelites how to eliminate the angels. The answer, strike the neck (to cut off the heads of their leaders), strike their loins (to keep them from reproducing), and strike their heart (to demoralize them). Also importantly to do this with the blessing of God it must be done from a position of love to defend what is loved by God.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >It's implied to be rare by dialog but shown to be extremely common in the visuals.
          The visuals of the group known for getting angelic steel being in the heart of an active extermination? Damn dude i wonder if the weapons were there because it was an active extermination? I wonder if maybe the group known for controlling the angelic steel supply is better capable of getting the angels to drop their weapons than anyone else in hell? Or if maybe they're one of very few groups who goes out scavenging during the exterminations and survives?

          Damn that's a real thinker, going to have to get some grad students a grant to research this

          >high-profile
          High-profile in hell, which we have no reason to believe matters in heaven. Alastor is as high-profile and he's even in Charlie's circle and Adam still doesn't know who he is. Angels aren't reading Velvette's Twitter shitposts to keep up with Hell's overlords.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >The visuals of the group known for getting angelic steel being in the heart of an active extermination?
            What does "visuals of the group" even mean? I'm referring to the fricking flashback. That's for the audience to see and it shows angelic weapons littering the streets. Even if you're going to tell me that they collect them afterward, they obviously don't give enough of a shit because apparently they regularly for Carmine to sell and still equip a small army from just her own inventory.

            Also,

            Are you currently under a physician's care for brain damage? Because if not, you probably should be.

            >Apparently, angels can be killed by angelic weapons, but for some reason, they just leave them lying around in hell after every extermination.
            They didnt just drop all their weapons and leave. The weapons that were remaining were the ones that angels lost fighting, but that's implied to be exceptionally rare by the fact that even the elder overlords have been scared to fight angels for century. Angels also didn't know they could be killed with their own weapons so it wasn't an imperative for them to return to get any lingering dropped arms.

            >Also, how did Adam not know who killed the exorcist?
            The exorcists don't know who everyone in hell is. Why the frick would they? That's the whole point of the gag where Adam recognizes Angel Dust as a porn star - the implication is that Adam has no reason to know who he is beyond that he watches hell porn

            They may recognize Carmilla if they saw her again but there's no reason to think the exorcists who were there would be able to name her.

            >Angels also didn't know they could be killed with their own weapons so it wasn't an imperative for them to return to get any lingering dropped arms.
            So do they give a shit or not? If they don't know they can be killed then it would make sense to collect them, but somehow they still leave enough for Carmilla. On the other hand, if they don't know, then why would it be rare? They seem to be chucking them like fricking spears.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              >What does "visuals of the group" even mean?
              Holy shit, lrn2read. The visuals of the "group known for getting angelic steel being in the heart of an active extermination" = the fricking flashback where Carmella et al (the group who is known for getting angelic steel) is in the middle of an extermination (a battle where angelic weapons are going to be most readily available)

              You have no brain.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Angels also didn't know they could be killed with their own weapons
        Which is fricking stupid considering they use those weapons on other angels too (Vaggie)
        >hurr angels thought they could only have their limbs cut off but not be killed durr
        Nothing in this series makes much sense if you aren't a brainlet and think for more than 5 seconds

  69. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    one thing i didnt understand is how they just let alastor back in at the end without asking any questions
    he was supposed to be dead, so if he isnt he turned tail and is a traitor, since his one job was probably the most important of the entire hell army
    unless everyone expected him to do so anyways

  70. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Scoobdy doo mystery inc is better. Ben 10. Generatoe Rex.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      i too think oranges are superior to apples

  71. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's a solid 6.5/10 that clearly suffered from too long of a development cycle, not enough episodes, and Vivzie really not being a great writer. Most of the songs were bangers, so if she gets a competent writer and lore person on board season 2 could probably be pretty great.

  72. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Canon powerlevels

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      nice bait

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Adam on Charlie and overlord tier
      He was generally wrecking all of em.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        He's at the top, probably S as well but his fight with Luci didnt look remotely close and Charlie managed to stop an attack that destroyed Al's shield when she was mad. Like he said she has great potential

        Why are Carmilla and Vox in A tier? All signs show that their influence comes from their business empires, not from personal strength. Carmilla is B tier at best and Vox we barely know anything about, but he's likely either B or C.

        Vox canonically beat Alastor who is a top dog in the show, as far as sinners go. Carmilla has very powerful weapons and beat exorcists on the reg and alsp wasnt breaking a sweat against vaggie who beat lute

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Vox canonically beat Alastor
          where did you get this information? from the lunchbox aŕt?

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            It's from his song. Val says "you still mad he almost beat you that one time?" Then Al went missing for 7 years. Now that could easily be interpretted differently but i just took it literally

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              I think it's that one quote from Valentino were he mentions that Alastor "Almost beat [Vox] that one time"

              I figured it was in a television vs radio kind battle. Considering they were close enough to try to make Alastor into a Vee (AyyVee?), Alastor was presumably done with his torture shows and doing normal broadcasts at that point. He might have only "lost" because his deal necessitated him leaving or something.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              I think it's that one quote from Valentino were he mentions that Alastor "Almost beat [Vox] that one time"

              this seriously how esls watch western shows? I wonder how much more meaning is lost due to eslhomosexualry

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Wow get a load of this cool guy who understands a deviantart oc show on a level no one else can

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            I think it's that one quote from Valentino were he mentions that Alastor "Almost beat [Vox] that one time"

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            It's from his song. Val says "you still mad he almost beat you that one time?" Then Al went missing for 7 years. Now that could easily be interpretted differently but i just took it literally

            The clue to that riddle is Vox wanted Alastor to join his team. The truth is that Christianity did absorb the preChristian gods that fathered ancestor bloodlines, so Vox (the church) Adam (the modern myth) and Lucifer (the old myth) did supplant, but never really replaced Alastor. Alastor can't die because he represents the original god father of a bloodline of hybrids, he might get forgotten for a while but not die. Adam (the new myth) did successfully silence the old understanding, which was already muddled by the conflation of Lucifer with Alastor in the old Christian church.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              your theory sucks and you know it

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              How do pagan gods fit in then?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Most pagan gods are part of cosmologies that share a core creation myth about god/human hybrids, so you could interpret them as essentially of the same type of thing as angels from the Christian version of the story.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                You mean that explanation about pagan gods actually being fallen angels trying to imitate god's likeness?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                What I mean is most religions are different interpretations of the same events. So they naturally share common elements.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                That's the Christian explanation on how pagan gods share some similarities with Christianity.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              How about demi gods like Heracles? Isn't he a hybrid also?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yes, Heracles is essentially equivalent to Lucifer or Alastor but as understood within the framework of ancient Greek religion. Even Alastor's name alludes to the deliberate nature of this connection in the show.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                I would think Heracles would be able to beat Lucifer easily, hands down.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Alastor's name alludes to the deliberate nature of this connection
                He isn't the only one with a very illuminating name. Carmilla is a metaphor for the people of the israeli church, both in name and in the show.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Why is anyone trying to put analysis into this show?

              • 3 months ago
                balebatman

                >Why is anyone trying to put analysis into this show?
                read the american gods, HH is pretty much a copy of it in this regard. In the american gods (just like in Discworld) your powerlevel depends on how many believers you have

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah.
                Look, I admit some of your ideas are pretty cool but let's be honest its wasted here. You're better off taking all this inspiration and knowledge and channeling it into a fictional property of your own making.
                Viv is not a good writer and did not put this level of forethought into Hazbin Hotel's worldbuilding. Just a casual inspection of the show reveals this.
                The storytelling is so lean that its ribcage is visible. 95% of what occurred in S1 is utilitarian in nature, designed to push to plot from one set piece to the next and then immediately forgotten.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Adam (the new myth) did successfully silence the old understanding
              Referenced in the show when Lucifer tells Charlie that he doesn't want her to get crushed by them like he was. Also referenced tangentially in the show when Adam breaks Alastor's microphone.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why are Carmilla and Vox in A tier? All signs show that their influence comes from their business empires, not from personal strength. Carmilla is B tier at best and Vox we barely know anything about, but he's likely either B or C.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Niffty not in S tier
      She literally killed Adam without effort

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Lute is stronger than Vaggie, even with one hand she still easily wrestled her.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        They're really close, but Id argue Vaggie was caught off guard worrying about Charlie. If they actually fought again at that point Lute is getting exorcised

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          I doubt it, unless they'll be fighting in ruins of a hotel again.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      The real canon powerlevel

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Why is Mimzy in C

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          I meant Nifty. Holy frick these names.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          I meant Nifty. Holy frick these names.

          Because she's a bloodthirsty wild card and one of Alastor's minions. I can't put her in the same tier as people like Mimzy and Tom, who are cowards that can't defend themselves (and Katie is most likely an 'all bark no bite' type of b***h)

  73. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Need a swan mommy to teach me how to behave

  74. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
  75. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Adam getting fatter in hell because he is stress eating his failures.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Reminder that Vivziepop liked this on twitter

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Reminder that Vivziepop liked this on twitter

      Adam is coming back to greet the sinners in Charlie’s hotel, and shock everyone there because he’s still in his original body.

  76. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    How the frick do you delude yourself into thinking this. Hazbin s1 was enjoyable but left a lot to be desired. A 5/10 in execution and an 8/10 in enjoyment. But the fricking best western animation? How can you possibly thing this was better than Arcane or TLAB?

  77. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    The worst thing I can say about it is that there wasn't enough of it. No way Amazon doesn't give her the bag after this though.

  78. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Niffty is for....

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Stabbing Angels

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I hate that there's no on-model porn for her.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymouse

        You'd have to go to the furry porn sites to find decent porn of her, there's plenty there.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          I checked but most is too offmodel. She either has giant assets or she's human sized.

  79. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Anybody got the mega?

  80. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Vox can’t be crazy enough to think he can actually take on Lucifer right?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Vox probably thinks by forging Angel weapons, he can do it, combined with his media network. There’s a lot of dead Angel bodies, so I wouldn’t be shocked if his team swiped a few of them for mass production at this point.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Pretty much what i think is going to happen is that Vox is going to try to strike a deal with angels now that he knows angelic weapons can kill angels like Lucifer. He can use Sera’s paranoia to get a deal with her in exchange for protection or something.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Vox and Sera already know each other and you see them sharing the same technology in their architecture in Episodes 2 and 6.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            This is true. I also feel that with Sir Pentious now in heaven, Sera is going to try to convince him to be a general for the angelic army, in a scheming plot to try to finish Hell once and for all. This is going to have Sir Pentious conflicted as all hell.

    • 3 months ago
      balebatman

      imo just want to become the next middle manager

  81. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    The show was great.
    Never expected it to turn out this good, looking forward to season 2.

  82. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's not even the greatest show of all time in that universe

  83. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    You'd ever think there would be a single sinner being tired of Hell and wants nothing but to destroy it?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Melt away the curses and sin.
      >Life was a mistake.
      >Humanity itself is a failed experiment.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        MAY CHAOS TAKE HELL!

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Humanity itself is a failed experiment.
        According to the foundational myths of essentially all religions, God sent a cataclysm (Atlantis sank, flood myths, etc.) to wipe out humanity once already (but allowed a remnant to survive to try again to be good this time). Supposedly another purge or conflict is inevitable depending on how things go this time.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Eve will be this, it's obvious. She's the og sinner.

  84. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    They should use Adam's corpse as a decoration in front of the hotel.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      No. Adam’s corset will disappear.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I assume the cannibals ate him

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >I assume the cannibals ate him
        they do every Sunday

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymouse

        I hope he revives in hell the same way sir pentious revived in heaven. Then they hand him over to the cannibals to be devoured for eternity. Sinners can't be killed by other sinners, they just regenerate there body parts, so the cannibals could just eat him alive for millennia, fricker deserves it.
        Or he joins the hotel, his songs are awesome. Either way i'm good

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Adam showing up at the hotel would be fun but I hope they wait until season 3 to do it, or maybe as a teaser at the very end of season 2. It would feel a little bland if he popped right back up

  85. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I think the people who claim this is some horrid shit just because of the swearing and overly designed characters have not seen the type of adult comedies that are out there. Which is what this is at the end of the day, despite all the talk of heaven genocide, it's mostly comedic and heartfelt, not a drama. There's a lot of terrible shit out there.
    Pic related is among the least terrible ones that's come out recently, and I'm sure most of the anons hating on Hazbin wouldn't be able to stomach 10 minutes of it.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      No see, Hazbin is painful to sit through because it has all the elements to be genuinely good and set itself apart from the average shitty adult comedy but Viv's horrible writing+pacing just drags it down and she refuses to let somebody else apart from her or her gay friend write the scripts. I was pretty moronic when I was 13 and even my fanfiction from then had better story structure than Hazbin. I haven't seen your pic related show but I'm going to assume it doesn't do things like try to tug at your heart strings out of nowhere with a sappy ballad about how much a character we just met 2 minutes ago loves her daughters.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >but I'm going to assume it doesn't do things like try to tug at your heart strings out of nowhere with a sappy ballad about how much a character we just met 2 minutes ago loves her daughters.
        I would rather have unearned songs like that than watch 3 minutes of shit like Hoops or the Brickleberry cinematic universe (yes, that's a thing). The pacing is definitely off, but I've seen way worse on shows that have more time. They fail at make me emotionally engaged in the story but they don't fail at make me like the characters. I don't wanna rip my ears and eyes out of annoyance at any point like many other adult cartoon comedies.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >unearned songs
          It's not though because the show is just a vehicle to convey the cosmology through the songs

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Just because there are worse shows doesn’t mean hazbin hotel is good. That’s a mind boggling cope.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            It's good because it creates far better character dynamics and fun moments than the generic sitcom crap. But it stands out BECAUSE it's on an environment of even worse shows.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Are you high? What character dynamics? Based solely off the show you know next to nothing about these characters, it’s a bloated cast of the same 3 personalities. Just be honest and say you like the tumblr sexy man designs

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                You have to be blind of hatred to not see any of the dynamics the show has laid down already

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Or you just enjoy slop.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Thread has given you enough reasons for why they like it, you're just blind with hatred. Accept it and move on.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >filename
                Vox is so cute what a dork underneath all of his power and the image of himself presents to the rest of hell
                Can science explain why I want the TV to frick me so badly

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Valentino being annoyed at Vox saying seeing Alastor job is better than sex is funny to me

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Ha. I didn’t notice that.

  86. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Do you guys think we will ever see Lucifer and Gabriel interacting and get a reference to how Lucifer got BTFO by him literally stat-checking him?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      No. Lucifer will lose his mind when Adam walks around casually in hell with a hole in his chest and winning over the Sinner’s hearts.

  87. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I’m posting this question in the active Hazbin threads.

    On the small chance that anybody here is a 40k fan, who can I put in as Adam and Angeldust in “You Didn’t Know”?

    I’m making a small animatic of the “Crackprostitute/wienersucker” part with Lute as a regular SOB but I can’t decide what to make Adam. I was thinking a Custodes (more on looks) or a Black Templar (more on ideals). I was also just putting a Noise Marine in for Angeldust in the viewing orb, but if there are more fitting characters I wouldn’t mind hearing about it (I was thinking about making Angeldust Yvraine, Charlie as Cawl, and Emily as Guilleman but that would have been too messy at that point and wanted to pull back to just unnamed stock troops. Maybe someone can convince me otherwise though?)

  88. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    It'd be impossible to convince me the absolute clusterfrick of this shows Cosmology, so plot, isn't caused the fact A24 owns Charlie and everything else in the show 100% and viv wasn't willing to also give them the things she desperately needs to keep making gay birb fanfiction with Hell of a Boss.
    >Overlords and Demons? Same thing, same power level lol.
    >circles of hell, imps, hellhouds, demon princes, Gay Birds? What are you talking about anon there is only Charlie and her Dad and things I've contractually handed over to Amazon

    Pretty Bad overall. Every Cinemaphile plot idea for how to handle the Hotel over the last few years has been structurally better. Besides I AM CAIN I AM YOUR b***h tier cursing it wasn't even a black comedy.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      We don't need Helluva Boss on this after the way it shit the bed. The show is actively better by ignoring that other one.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >demystifies heaven, it's just hell but with clean gays
        >angels demons sinners saved all same thing same powerlevel
        >TEAM REBALANCE is how dying in hell/heaven now operates, no one is ever really gone
        >"hell of their own making" was right there in the original premise of overlords doing all the misery as princes/inner circles left sinners to suffer together to smartly answer how the hotel could redeem people without literally going to heaven

        Viv not wanting Amazon to own creative elements she's using for Hellofaboss is why Hazbin is so substandard. This was all there in the pilot, but clearly she signed a very ironic deal with the devil for... digital distribution... so is desperate to keep what she can. Fully expect a tarnished 3rd show with OG premise told from a different perspective as a web series in 202X

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >demystifies heaven, it's just hell but with clean gays
          Helluva Boss already did that
          >angels demons sinners saved all same thing same powerlevel
          Power levels are dogshit and I don't care about them. It's not a shonen either.
          >TEAM REBALANCE is how dying in hell/heaven now operates, no one is ever really gone
          Adam is gone.
          It's better to ignore helluva boss. In fact, cancel that show and put all the resources to Hazbin.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymouse

      and Demons? Same thing, same power level lol.
      we don't know yet, the only time we have seen a demon and overlord/sinner interact was in Helluva boss where the imps (demons) are talking to low level sinners seeking contracts. In that situation it's pretty clear the imps know the sinners could easily rekt there shit if they wanted too given that the sinners are immortal and Imps can be killed, though the imps are better fighters admittedly.
      If you are referring too Sinner Overlords like Alastor vs. Demon deadly sin Beelzebub, Satan, Ozmodius, etc. Then who knows? The 7 sins are on par with lucifer though, who is clearly a step above the overlords.
      It's a moot question though, Sinners are trapped in the pride ring, while the 7 sin demons are in the other rings, they won't interact unless the rules change.

  89. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah, this is staying. This is what studios demand of animated shows they give no promotion like Pantheon, so it's ass is saved for now.

  90. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Now I hate to resurrect the soul of Voxanon but there seems to be some setup with the horns being separate from the mask itself? The shot lingered over it flickering for a second, too. It seems weird to rig a whole new puppet? (as opposed to just using her regular human one)

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      It’s simply implying Adam based his masks around Lute’s more monstrous angel form.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        What's the point of that, though? If Adam's dead nothing is going to come of it.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Adam is coming back to life, and it’s a lore reason why Adam wears the lamb mask. Since he’s basically saying, “I am her mate” with it on. He also needs the mask to better hide his secret plan to save sinners and allow them to become winners. Otherwise, his and Lute’s faces will give it away.

          By the way, in the Lute and Lilith/Eve beach scene, Lute is telling Eve, “I am the mother now”.

          This is true. I also feel that with Sir Pentious now in heaven, Sera is going to try to convince him to be a general for the angelic army, in a scheming plot to try to finish Hell once and for all. This is going to have Sir Pentious conflicted as all hell.

          Oh… Adam is going to be soooooooooo mad at Sera. Then again, she always looked like the evil mastermind in heaven. So she probably would’ve stopped Adam from fulfilling the redemption plan.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Adam is coming back to life

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            She pretty much is fricking up Heaven badly, so alot of people being mad at Sera is definitely happening. I can even see people like Michael coming down to question her, or even worse, Gabriel, who just wants to go full warpath mode. I don’t think Sera is ready for either of them to drop on down.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Sera will too focused on Hell and Heaven, that she wouldn’t notice the disappearance of Adam’s body.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Pretty much. It took Heaven a whole WEEK to figure out that an Angel died, while its corpse was still in hell.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Oh. So, Adam is going to sneak up on her.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Adam died but isn't shown in overlord form for the epic team rebalance
            >Alestor gets cucked by Adam and doesn't call in his favor (forcibly marrying charlie to rule hell)
            Viv is sidelining both. It's childhood divorce mommy issues time and you better like it.

          • 3 months ago
            balebatman

            >Adam is coming back to life
            I dont know anon, lute pretty much confirmed he is dead. If his death was transient, they wouldnt bother to spell it out at the very fricking end of the season, in the foreshadowing cliffhanger scene

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Jesus’ Apostles and mother thought he was dead too. Until he shown himself to them three days later.
              “It is finished.”
              Because Sir Pentious is in Heaven, we already know that the very universe would refuse to allow the sinless Adam to die either. He died to give them life.

              • 3 months ago
                balebatman

                >we already know that the very universe would refuse to allow the sinless Adam to die either
                the world building is inconsistent, the strongest clue we have is that angelic weapons kill angels forever

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                I figured it was more like angelic steel can harm angels at all

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous
              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah if he was really dead wouldnt it make sense for his Halo to disintegrate eventually?

  91. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    girls, look! We're number one in the USA!

    Is it just a massive amount of dweebs watching and rewatching this, or has it breached well into normie-land?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      It’s definitely normieland. A lot of people are also starting to dress up as Alastor at conventions, which is helping out tremendously.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Vaggie gets to be the face of us being number 1!

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Massive internet popularity+musical+broadway celebrities+releasing in empty months in terms of movies/TV equals profit.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Every other cartoon series was garbage IMO.
      its so sad, there are no good shows anymore

      I hope they realise that cartoons + anime >>> live action shit. Maybe they will even realise that you can move on from American Dad clones and super safe toddler shit.
      This is what bothers me the most about cartoons. You either get uninspired ugly copies of American Dad with gore and sex jokes for boomers or boring adventures "with moral", designed to be streamed in the kindergarten. Even as someone that love Transformers I was incapable of watching Earthspark for that reason. Its Bee was good, but he cannot carry that show, especially not when it focuses on a bunch of samey kiddie characters.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I am just worried people will praise it as if it's some masterpiece and many creators will copy both it's good sides and it's awful flaws.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        It has enough detractors to create a balanced perspective of being an enjoyable show with flaws

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        The good successful series never get copied, only the bad ones. You get a billion Family Guy clones but never another Primal.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Pretty much. This whole concept of hazbin hotel is also directly from Panty & Stocking, and we know how crazy that show was popularity wise. Insane that they are only NOW thinking of doing a season 2. Hazbin hotel proves that this concept was what everyone wanted to see.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah I can't wait for PSG2. Ironically it comes out at the right time now that Hazbin was that successful. I generally feel like PSG has gained most of its popularity over the years. Back when it was airing the threads were very active and hyped, but it was more of a Cinemaphile thing and the usual fans of it that I see posting or drawing this nowadays seem younger or at least not the type of person that torrented anime in 2010.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              I’m excited for it too. I want to see what they can do with the ideas now. And who still has the image of the finale? Aka when P&S broke Cinemaphile?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                The surprise, I'm actually a demon line of the finale has a special place in my heart. I recommended that show to many friends over the years and always overhyped the ending when I did.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Is there a release date set for it yet? Search engines are just giving me garbage AI generated reviews when I search for "new panty and stocking release date" and "panty and stocking season 2 release date"

              I hate the state of search engines today

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                No but it'll probably be in summer once dungeon meshi finishes airing.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >NOW thinking of doing a season 2
            They left Gainax pretty much right after P&S, after which Gainax was basically a shell company. They announced season 2 as soon they got the rights to it.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah I can't wait for PSG2. Ironically it comes out at the right time now that Hazbin was that successful. I generally feel like PSG has gained most of its popularity over the years. Back when it was airing the threads were very active and hyped, but it was more of a Cinemaphile thing and the usual fans of it that I see posting or drawing this nowadays seem younger or at least not the type of person that torrented anime in 2010.

            >NOW thinking of doing a season 2
            They left Gainax pretty much right after P&S, after which Gainax was basically a shell company. They announced season 2 as soon they got the rights to it.

            The show directly takes from both Invader Zim, which Viv has stated multiple times influenced her artstyle, and P&S, so it’s not surprising that it works well. People have been demanding more shows like those two for years, and nothing came out of if until now. I’m not shocked that it’s doing so well based off that alone. Studio Trigger quite literally was too late to pull the trigger for season 2

            Is there a release date set for it yet? Search engines are just giving me garbage AI generated reviews when I search for "new panty and stocking release date" and "panty and stocking season 2 release date"

            I hate the state of search engines today

            No but it'll probably be in summer once dungeon meshi finishes airing.

            Are we for real!? Is PSG finally getting a season 2?!

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              No joking, yes.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Normies love it. It's all over Facebook and such.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >normies
        You can go back there too.

  92. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sooo... Sera is gonna want total Hell annihilation now huh? everybody must have saw that her fears weren't mistaken, Hell it is way too dangerous now

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      All of this wouldn’t have happened if she actually listened to Charlie’s idea in the first place. Her own paranoia caused this to go down. Don’t get me wrong, Charlie is a massive idiot, but Sera’s even more stupid if she actually thought rushing a purge would do anything good for her.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Adam did listen to Charlie’s idea, he had to keep pushing for the extermination to make the idea work under his sinless death.

  93. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    SHE FRICKING DID ITTTTTTT!

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >top 10 in hungary
      mi a a fasz

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I assume being a comedy musical this is popular as frick on tiktok, getting the beetlejuice guy for adam was pretty clever.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Wish I knew how it's doing in my country but have no prime. Would be baffled if it was among the top 10, we are full of shit and meeting another cartoon watcher need a miracle. Not even kids like cartoons here, only immigrants from certain countries and only battle shounen.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Top 10 in Hungary explained:
      literally NOONE uses that shit here, warez sites are so popular that original publishers pay them just to make them delay the upload of their content for free by some days or weeks.
      So top 10 in Hungary = instead of 0 people, it was like 3 people watching it.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I dunno', it overthrew Reacher, and that's boomercore. I think there's an audience there; even if it isn't the largest.

        That it's in top 3 almost everywhere is a massive triumph for indie animation!

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      its 3rd in El Salvador

  94. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's probably the best liberal calarts show I've seen, so if all you watch is fricking SU and Star, sure.
    There's like a drop of honesty in the thing, Lucifer shows dads suffer too, Vaggie shows that lesbians aren't invulnerable or flawless, Angeldust is a junkie trying to finally do right. The message isn't purely ideological and instead focuses on an ethical problem the author has with Christianity, and she's not the only person who's posed the question.

    It mostly falls flat in the actual creativity of Hell's depiction. Cannibal town was actually really cool, and I was hoping to see more of them fighting during the final battle (you could have given them claws and had some really baller, Voldo-style action sequences). Everyone outside of cannibal town up until this point has just acted like a shitty, modern American, and you'd think Hell would be more diverse than that since there's already an Australian on the cast (and whatever the frick Valentino is). You'd also think things would just be scarier in general. Hell just looks like a shitty American city.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >hell is just san francisco
      >but what gets u into heaven?????????? Huh???? Huh???!/?? belief in God, repentance of sin in life, morality
      >Gods punishment is being separated from him (and the devil, hi Dad, does everything else)
      The cherubs trying to redeem the evil hekkin capitalist inventor in hell of a boss already laid it out. Lynchpin of the show is everyone getting a case of the dumbs during Charlies epic christopher hitchens moment. It really comes off as Viv tilting at windmills because the pilot and some parts of hazbin weren't entirely built on contrivances.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      If this is calarts to you, you need your eyes checked. I'm really happy for this show as it proved hand drawn animation still has a place, and that beanmouth crap with its premade templates and outsourced animators, what plagued animation for many years is finally over.
      Now if only capeshit would die out...

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        calarts never meant anything

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Viz is calarts.
        It's where she met half the cast of this show, you muppet.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >calarts
      absolutely meaningless term nowadays

  95. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    She cute

  96. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    This was the best bad show I’ve watched in a long time and I mean that sincerely.

  97. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Realistically, how strong is Michael? I don’t follow up on lore, but wouldn’t he be in the same league power wise as Adam, or lower?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      If he exists in the HHverse, he should be in the same league as Lucifer at the very least.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I thought lucifer was meant to be the most best angel

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          If you take the old Christian theology about fallen angels fricking in the garden to make hybrids (of which you now might be descended) seriously then yes, Lucifer is the most powerful and brightest angel of heaven.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Absurdly powerful. People like to post Vergil from Devil May Cry here, so I’ll explain it like this. Michael is the originator of the Judgement Cut. That alone should tell you how strong he is. He would stomp Hell & Lucifer as if it was a mere Tuesday. But he’s also very levelheaded.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >He would stomp Hell & Lucifer as if it was a mere Tuesday. But he’s also very levelheaded.
        Imagine how kino would a hazbin musical piece of Michael banishing Lucifer from heaven be

        ?feature=shared

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Michael is an Archangel, and according to the usual Christian ordering (as found in the biblically accurate even if very philosophical The Celestial Hierarchy by an extremely famous theologian) that's not very high at all (bottom triad), but the seraphim are the tippy-toppest. However, St. Michael is also said to be the captain of all of the angelic legions, which may or may not include angels higher than him. So it's a bit ambiguous, but I guess it can be slightly (very slightly) analogous to the Hindu caste system. Kshatriya are below Brahmin in the hierarchy, but the kshatriya are the badass warrior caste while Brahmin are the theologians or 'priests' (can you even call them that? I don't actually know much Hinduism). So, while perhaps St. Michael has less grace than a Seraph, he'll be the one to actually own the demons by leading the angels into the fray on Judgement Day.

  98. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    black anon here, wheres the mega

  99. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    You’d have to be the biggest homosexual on Earth to believe this.

  100. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I had a lot of fun with it. Probably my favorite show from the last five years together with Primal.
    Not that there was any serious competition to begin with. Pantheon was good, Scavenger's Reign, Fired on Mars, Scott (if that counts) and Helluva Boss (albeit very uneven and therefore much weaker) if you don't count movies. That's it. Every other cartoon series was garbage IMO.

    • 3 months ago
      balebatman

      >Every other cartoon series was garbage IMO.
      its so sad, there are no good shows anymore

  101. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    why his face is like this?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      the voodoo imagery is a reference of how he's someone else's puppet. Peeps keep saying Lilith but likely he's going to be Roo / Eve's puppet.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >the voodoo imagery is a reference of how he's someone else's puppet.
        It's actually a reference to his ethnicity.
        Alastor is from Louisiana and is half Creole.

  102. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    i do so enjoy when characters put on new little outfits

  103. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    The world loves a bunch of DeviantArt OCs.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      most of them aren't even that bad. Worst offender has to be the weird green dog thing in the overlord meeting that thankfully never appears again.

  104. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >the voodoo imagery is a reference of how he's someone else's puppet.
      It's actually a reference to his ethnicity.
      Alastor is from Louisiana and is half Creole.

  105. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Season 2 leaked scene

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      i remember that the leaks about Adam and Sir serpent were posted in this shitty board more than a a week ago... so im gonna consider the posting about Adam return as demon as legit leaks.

  106. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Good for you but,

  107. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    If this show was done in the basic cal arts bean style no one would watch it and it would be rightfully dragged. Style over substance.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I mean yeah. Cartoons are always at least half about style or they SHOULD be. Do you think Primal, Samurai Jack or anything would work with generic spaghetti limbs and frog eyes or calarts? The main reason for why I stick to cartoons is that they are fun to watch, fun to look at and that the style can even make the most straightforward stories cool as shit, see Gurren Lagann and the likes.
      Live action puts me asleep and it lacks the passion and dynamic drawn series have.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Samurai Jack and Primal were well written ( up until the end ) also I didn’t ask for your life’s story.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          I said zero shit about myself idiot. And since you have trouble reading I repeat it more clearly: I didn't imply that they were badly written. My point is that calarts or RaM-styled Primal would be shit. No story can save this, because the style and look is an essential part of a cartoon.

  108. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Panty and stocky at least had nice visuals, people who enjoy the cluttered aesthetic of hazbin hotel were raised on iPads

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      The show directly takes from both Invader Zim, which Viv has stated multiple times influenced her artstyle, and P&S, so it’s not surprising that it works well. People have been demanding more shows like those two for years, and nothing came out of if until now. I’m not shocked that it’s doing so well based off that alone. Studio Trigger quite literally was too late to pull the trigger for season 2

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I don’t understand the point you’re making, invader zim and panty and stocking aren’t visually cluttered vomit.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I never had an apple product and I don't even use phones outside of google maps, cope homosexual. People aren't a hivemind.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        It’s just a cartoon, don’t take it so personally, no one’s taking your precious rule 34 away.

  109. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hey guys, I’ve been thinking:

    Would you describe this show as a Satanist cartoon? I’m thinking of how I would summarize it to my boomer parents, and I think that’d cover it.

  110. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
  111. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    late meme
    why was vaggie's angel form kinda hot though?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Two eyes probably helps

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Lies, hottest girls are cyclops

  112. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I know heaven has catgirls but I want to believe the headcanon that people lose their human form once they get to hell and adam going to hell and becoming an actual imp would be cinema.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Adam goes to hell and reincarnates as pig. It would be lazy but it fits his chauvinistic pig persona and it gives the fat Adam anons more fetish fuel.

      I thought lucifer was meant to be the most best angel

      biblically maybe, though that depends on how you interpret certain translations of the original text of the bible and assuming you even accept Lucifer's existence as a single angelic entity in the first place (which is not necessarily biblically accurate, there's a whole fricking thing about the origins of the Lucifer being a mess of mistranslations and religious retconning), but all that aside, hazbin universe as 6 other angels from the OG angelic council that are implied to be on par with Lulu.

  113. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    For a female centric show, it was MEN who had a better fight with Adam. Charlie may have demon magical girl powers, but she jobbed so that her dad could save him. She also had to make a deal with a GUY to find out about angels being killable. It was also a DUDE who also found out about someone else killing said angel.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >a MALE did a thing
      god forbid

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Just saying, the boys had more highlights than the girls. It was like that in Helluva Boss and it is kind of a thing too for Hazbin, despite Viv's claims that HH is suppose to be female driven.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          I genuinely believe that women are much harder to write unless you are literally writing men and changing the gender to make them female but leaving the personality as it is. Hazbin is even pretty good with its female characters compared to the majority of media. Even most of the shows with female MCs write them as tame, social and moral and generally boring. It's almostalways the male characters and especially male villains that stick out, do their own thing and become iconic.
          Maybe part of it is fear of making women look bad, I don't know. But I think we need more female Adams, Hitlerinas and female Darth Vaders in fiction.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >writing men and changing the gender to make them female but leaving the personality as it is
            I have no problem with this strategy.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              It was novel and cool in the 70s but its pretty boring now.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Hazbin is even pretty good with its female characters compared to the majority of media.
            I agree. Hazbin does a good job of having empowered female characters without coming off as a show about girl power

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes, everyone knows it’s not really a female centric show. Viv only said that to get people off her back for doing such a shit job at writing Millie, and she knew that simply having another show with a female MC and two or three other relevant female characters was gonna be good enough to get her rabid fanbase to back her up.

      Personally I would prefer just to ignore this and move on instead of actively encouraging the show makers to get up their own asses in gender politics. It doesn’t even change the fact that Millie is still shit so it doesn’t matter.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes, everyone knows it’s not really a female centric show. Viv only said that to get people off her back for doing such a shit job at writing Millie, and she knew that simply having another show with a female MC and two or three other relevant female characters was gonna be good enough to get her rabid fanbase to back her up.

      Personally I would prefer just to ignore this and move on instead of actively encouraging the show makers to get up their own asses in gender politics. It doesn’t even change the fact that Millie is still shit so it doesn’t matter.

      It’s a female centered show because Lute.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      It did have a lot of female characters though, it's just the male ones are exclusively the ones getting the most quality writing and interactions.

  114. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Speaking of PASWG, do you think they'll do a shot-out to Hazbin Hotel given the very similar themes and sense of humor they share and its overwhelming popularity both inside and outside Japan?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >PASWG does a shout-out in good fun, having Panty and Stocking instantly take out an obvious Charlie reference because these two angels are idiots and they weren't paying attention to what she was saying
      >Viv gets mad about it
      Could see something silly like that happen.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I had always thought Hazbin Hotel tries to be PASWG, but fails. You got the character who is obsessed with sex, cursing up to eleven, adult jokes, 2D style animation, etc. The only difference is that PASWG shows angels being the heroines while Hazbin and by extension, Helluva, shows the opposite with demons in the good light.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I wouldn't be surprised if vivz has watched/is a fan and has been heavily inspired by it while creating HH/HB, PASWG is definitely the kind of show she'd dig.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Vaggie is just a Stocking rip off
          >long hair with a similar end
          >ribbon in same spot
          >both have a reveal that they're the opposite of what they claim to be. Vaggie isn't a demon she's an angel, Stocking isn't an angel, she's a demon
          >both finales are heavily dependent on them finally figuring out angelic weapons can hurt angels

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Pretty much. I’m really surprised nobody called this out. They are exactly the same. The only difference is that one doesn’t betray the other at the end.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Would be a lot cooler if she did. That would have at least made her character interesting.

              Also on the topic of Vaggie. I fricking hated her "live because i let you" bullshit. Worst trope ever. She's happy to kill the other exorcists she slayed in the fight, but draws the line at the one who took her eye and wings? Gimme a fricking break, Vaggie. I hope Alastor uses his favor to ask Charlie to break up with her.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Yep, basically
            >Vaggie is Stocking without the gothic e-girlta aesthetic and sex appeal
            >Panty is a mash up between Angel Dust, Adam and Cherri Bomb
            >Sir Pentious is Brief
            >Husk is Garter without the pedo/SM tendencies
            >Lute and Carmilla are basically Kneesocks ( also one of Carmilla's daughters looks similar to her)

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Alastor the sexyman OC that Viv doesn't want to share

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Valentino is that one horny booger ghost
              >Vaggie is also the shit ghost from episode one

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        The sides aren't so clear. The demons were the enemies but they were enemies because they care about "RUUULES". Panty is an anarchist prostitute who opposes them. She is the MC so you are supposed to side with her not the others, but technically the demons of PSG behave more like the Angels of HH so you have the same messages here, just swapped outfits.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Not really. Because Scanty and Kneesocks still follow and are bound by rules. While Panty proves more of freedom to do whatever you like, even when listening to a higher being. That's what it means to be an angel.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            This is exactly what I said. The roles are reversed.
            Angels in PSG = freedom and anarchy, Demons = enforcement of rules and power structures.
            Demons in HH = = freedom and anarchy, Angels = enforcement of rules and power structures.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's trying to be that but also pretending to be Invader Zim and Nightmare Before Christmas.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Panty owns Alastor's soul. She took on his libido in exchange for him receiving the powers of ghosts she slays. That's why he's an ace in the hole.

      Carmilla gets into the panty selling business after realizing Panty's panties are also angelic weapons.

      I like to think the entire angelic weapon shit in hazbin is just an allusion to the psg ending of "do you think our angelic weapons can hurt angels?" "idk never tried"

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Isn't it a bit too recent?(I know that hh has been a thing for quite a while but still)

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      If the creators like the show, definitely. I remember they put steven universe references in one of their animes.

  115. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Time to rewatch Helluva boss from the start because I miss the more adequate pacing and gay melodrama.

  116. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Should've been voiced by Alan Tudyck

  117. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Well, whatch more stuff i guess

  118. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Alastor is so fricking cool

  119. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    part of me wants to bet that roo is also gonna be viv's interpretation of the prostitute of babylon or some shit
    who knows that might be too smart for her though

  120. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone got the mega for eps 5 and 6? I got 1-4 and 7,8

  121. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    No.

  122. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I thought shilling wasn't allowed

  123. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    He killed thousands.

  124. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    honestly first thing i thought of was when i heard "someone is going to die" is its going to be sir pentiouse having a fakeout death beacuse he is too much of a "good guy" or part of the "good guys".
    but sort of expected adam but it caught me by nearly complete suprise. he fits the first villain is defeated/killed but i thought they would have mercy on him or something with the whole "redemption" thing but nope sudden stab that they probably wanted to make people think was some betrayal or sir pentiouse surviving the blast

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      They did try to have mercy on him, but Nifty gonna Nift.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Oh Nifty *Laugh track*
        I'm sure Sera will understand.

  125. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Alastor doing cool shit and being smug is the only reason I watch this show

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I wasn't disappointed with show Alastor, but I do really miss the manic Looney Tunes energy he had in the pilot.

      I get production efficiency/character overlap, but him rapidly alternating between horror and wacky jazz was the best part of the pilot.

  126. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    post Lilith's feet

  127. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Crazy how so much of the criticism of this show boils down to either people missing obvious things ("why would the angels cancel the extermination after getting slaughtered and realizing they can die for the first time ever") and people being upset that some piece of the lore that wasn't integral to the storyline isn't fully explained yet, as if the first season of a show needs to act like an encyclopedia for every bit of lore in the universe.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sounds pretty par for the course for internet cartoon discussion.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Waaaah
      Okay Viv

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Extermination was agreed on by Sera and Lucifer.
      In any other story, Michael would appear and wrangle Lucifer. He should be thankful Heaven allows him and Charlie even exist.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Lucifer would kick Michaels ass.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Oooor how about stupid piece of character moments like Vaggie not knowing that her own weapon can hurt her? If your going to defend shitty writing at least go all out.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I didn’t say all the criticism was invalid. That one is definitely valid. Really, all Vaggie hate is valid. She's the worst character by far and the biggest stain on the show. I guess Nifty isn't the only character who liked naming stains.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Oooor how about stupid piece of character moments like Vaggie not knowing that her own weapon can hurt her? If your going to defend shitty writing at least go all out.

      There are parts of the writing where not thinking about it is defendable/expected, and parts that aren't. Vaggie not knowing angelic weapons and hurt angels definitely falls into the latter.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      It’s written like someone with unregulated adhd. Cope

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      You’re dickriding a badly written show and aren’t even addressing more serious complaints with how rushed everything is and how none of the characters remain consistent in their motivations.
      >Charlie is outright told that none of the sinners are being let into heaven in the first episode but continues on as if nothing happened
      >Carmella is against fighting the angels until Vaggie asks her for help
      >We’re supposed to find the song Losers powerful because it makes the false equivalence of a sex slave and a bartender both being losers
      >Despite nobody knowing how to get into Heaven, everyone seems to know what NOT TO DO to get into Heaven
      >The show conveniently avoids actually trying to get sinners to repent for what they did while they were alive
      This just some of the plot holes that I could think of. If you pay attention to every episode and take notes you can find a bunch of bullshit that doesn’t make sense.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        NTA, but.
        is outright told that none of the sinners are being let into heaven in the first episode but continues on as if nothing happened
        So you would prefer she just abandon her idea immediately? Like 'Frick, welp, I tried.' and then just close the Hotel in episode 1? Can't that just be taken to show her as being characterized as someone with a lot of determination?
        >>We’re supposed to find the song Losers powerful because it makes the false equivalence of a sex slave and a bartender both being losers
        He isn't a sex slave, But we do see in Episode 5 that Husk is very literally Alastor's slave and whatever has happened off-screen between them becoming Alastor's slave and the show starting has made Husk genuinely afraid of him [Literally shaking etc]
        is against fighting the angels until Vaggie asks her for help
        Well that could just be said to be a character convincing another character to their cause over the run of the story. Not some sort of plot hole.

        Your other more worldbuilding/setting critiques are quite fair though. But at the same time we don't 'know' that their not going to have Angel Dust or someone else apologize for what they did when they were alive.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >So you would prefer she just abandon her idea immediately?
          Maybe actually realize that she can’t promise something that’s outside of her own control? She’s the princess of hell and yet she does very little to govern her shitty kingdom. Her trying to make less worse than it is would’ve been a great compromise and would’ve been in character.
          >He isn't a sex slave
          He pretty much is. He’s forced into being a pornstar and having sex with whoever his boss wants him to have sex with forever. This is not comparable to Husk, some degenerate gambler who lost a bet and had to work at a fricking bar in a hotel.
          >Well that could just be said to be a character convincing another character to their cause
          Vaggie using talk no jutsu to completely change her outlook is a plot hole, especially considering that she rejected the premise of fighting the angels with an even larger fighting force prior. She’s an arms dealer and she didn’t even give a price or ask anything in return. She just gave them the weapons.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >He pretty much is.
            I was talking about Husk.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              My point still stands though. Them being victims of abuse is a false equivalence considering the abuse is very different.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Charlie is outright told that none of the sinners are being let into heaven in the first episode but continues on as if nothing happened
        Persistence isn't a plothole

        >Carmella is against fighting the angels until Vaggie asks her for help
        She tells Vaggie to convince her, Vaggie points out that the angels will come for her eventually if they don't stop them now, she's convinced. It's pretty straightforward.

        >We’re supposed to find the song Losers powerful because it makes the false equivalence of a sex slave and a bartender both being losers
        Husk is a loser for other reasons than being a bartender.

        >Despite nobody knowing how to get into Heaven, everyone seems to know what NOT TO DO to get into Heaven
        Stupid as frick take. I don't know how to build a rocket to the moon, but I do know plenty of things I wouldn't do if I was building one.

        >The show conveniently avoids actually trying to get sinners to repent for what they did while they were alive
        This only matters if you're a christgay projecting your religious obsession with repenting onto the show.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        It isn’t about your past actions or repenting for them, it’s the content of your soul that determines if you are in heaven or hell. There are going to be gays in heaven, but they showed virtuous strength in some manner or fashion.

        Sir Pentious went from being a paranoid, sniveling coward who desperately wanted acceptance, but eventually found himself with a reason to fight and friends who accepted him as he was with no strings attached. He sacrificed for them, showed altruism despite finally having everything he ever wanted.

        Angel’s is going to be about his self-esteem and learning that he is worthy of caring and love for himself. He’s going to find that he doesn’t have to prostitute himself out for love and acceptance and can instead find comraderie and trust people who only want him to take care of himself.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          I can see how you think that this might make sense thematically, it’s still a giant plothole. Particularly since the angels don't even know what actually sends someone to heaven vs. Hell, and you also have people like Carmilla in Hell. Nobody in human history tried to fight off an exorcist that was trying to kill their loved ones? Out of all the billions and billions of humans down there, Pentious is the first fricking one to do it and then die? Seems unlikely.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            NTA but Pentious is the first one to die after actually redeeming himself. What qualified him as redeemed, we don't know yet. I'm sure other sinners have died defending others, but that just means that martyrdom isn't the only reason Pentious got into heaven.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              He confirmed his straightness and self-sacrificed himself.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Next season, the hotel welcomes in its new guest.

  128. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >I have severe brainrot
    So how is that working out for you

  129. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Angels don't just leave a few weapons about
    >They leave so much litter after an extermination that Camilla is able to arm an entire colony of cannibals
    >Create a tridant
    >repurpose a several into bullets and bombs
    >And making a novety deck of angel throwing cards out of them
    >"Uh, no one has been brave enough to try!"
    The excuse given out is such damage controling bullshit, that I'm surprised they didn't just go the hand wavey route of just having Camilla reverse engineer Angel steel or some dumb shit like that.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      This is actually pretty reasonable.
      Angels and Demons both think Angels are untouchable, so Angels treat the extermination like Spring Break and probably just make a mess of things and leave weapons around.

      Then any Hellion strong enough to collect Angel weapons is also super fricking caution and is holed up for extermination. If they treat the weapons as valuable, they're not out there fighting angels. Probably why Carm has so many, and why she got caught outside: every other powerful demon is off the field.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        No you’re just a moron. Hell is full of insane murderers who kill each other every day that aren’t even overlord level. It’s just bad writing.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          And in this and Helluva it's expressed that Overlords etc. can do whatever they want. Valentino can kill employees out of boredom. So any angel weapons get funneled to the people in power... just like every precious resource. Since most hell-denizens are constantly scrambling, they can't exactly stockpile shit.

          Sheep farmers don't get to keep the oil on their land, that shit gets funneled up immediately. Hell is the UAE.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's also like Camilla said: after she knew she could hurt angels, she wasn't rushing to do it because it would motivate them to come after her. So why would anyone who doesn't even think they can hurt angels intentionally try to fight them? Even if you survive, you're just going to get fricked the next extermination.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          This might be giving too much credit, but it could also be why Alastor doesn't hold Adam off with an angel weapon. Adam flexed on him, but didn't go full force. If Alastor had an angel weapon, Adam might have just deleted him.

          Alastor thought he could play Adam, and just keep him occupied til things resolved. Then ironically fricked with him too hard out of sadism, and got checked.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Except this all falls apart when she literally just gives a bunch of the weapons to Vaggie because she asked.

          Vaggie could have been a great character if her hiding the fact that she’s an angel was used for something other than to cause cheap drama that’s resolved in an episode. She could’ve done a bunch of awful shit to keep her identity hidden and accomplish Charlie’s dream as a sort of ‘ends don’t justify the means’ lesson but no she has to be as bland and boring as possible.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Except she's a survivor, and shit was gonna hit the fan regardless. Vaggie has an angel weapon, and would have killed at least one angel... then everyone in hell would be in on the secret, and she'd be in a very bad position.

            Not to mention her song expresses she knows she's on a ticking clock and is just trying to manage. She killed an angel, and that really pissed off Adam, and the princess of Hell knows her secret (which means Lucifer will.) Might as well join up on the slim chance you make it out.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Hell is filled with people with nothing to lose, which makes them insanely desperate. And nothing is more dangerous than a bastard with nothing to lose. It makes no sense that when faced with destruction no one would just pick up one of the nearest weapons off the ground and try to defend themselves. The exterminations have been going on for decades.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Like that other anon said, the people with nothing to lose have no power, so they'd just get slaughtered.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              But the people with power are also interested in how Camilla killed an Angel(ie. Velvet/Vees/Alastor). So it's not just people at the bottom looking into this.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yes, but they're operating under the "Angels will kill you in combat." Camilla spells out that no one tries the obvious option because it seems too dumb. Water is wet, and Angels don't block because you can't just kill an Angel.

                The Vs had evidence of an Angel death, but would assume it's some complicated shit.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Camilla spells out that no one tries the obvious option because it seems too dumb.
                More like the characters are written to be too dumb to try it out. If a rock can't scratch a diamond, the only sensible logic is to try using a diamond instead.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                This is still some moronic cope, it's completely moronic that nobody was crazy or brave enough to EVER try to use their own shit agaisnt them, and Hell sure as frick should have plenty of that reckless people

                Nah, I think there are plenty of plot holes in Hazbin, but this one works.

                Hell is full of sinners. Sinners are either dumb/cowardly/weak or intelligent/self-serving. Neither of those have heroic moments.

                Angel is pushed to heroism, and it shocks Heaven because they know Hell denizens are not capable of that. That's the entire point of the show. Angel was a hedonistic statistic til Charlie and the Hotel told him he could be more.

                It's a show about RELIGION. Which is BELIEF. Hell BELIEVES they can't hurt angels. Then their belief is challenged... so they kill angels. Real simple.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                ...or nothing could hurt and kill Angels except for weapons using Angelic Metal? Thought that plot point was pretty well spelt out.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                We're on the same page. They didn't try using angel weapons because they believed nothing would work.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Sinners apparently

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah. That's literally humanity except for extremely rare people. And then its only by accident.

                Facebook has helped rebel groups coordinate, but the main people profiting are opportunistic and just using sheep for money. The internet and social media is already advanced enough to usher in a golden age, but no one is doing it. If they want that, they're not opportunistic enough to make it happen... and if they're opportunistic enough, they just want benefit to themselves.

                This show isn't even that level of complex, it's just a base level appraisal of humanity.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                You are going to overdose on copium anon, stop trying to justify what is clearly a very stupid plot hole

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Hazbin works on Simpsons logic.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                This is still some moronic cope, it's completely moronic that nobody was crazy or brave enough to EVER try to use their own shit agaisnt them, and Hell sure as frick should have plenty of that reckless people

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            This is a dumb take. Only the most deranged homeless attack people, and they don't well generally. The hellions who have nothing to lose are also the weakest, so an exterminator would just obliterate them regardless of if they picked up a weapon.

            This is before considering that Hell is disproportionately filled with the cowardly and opportunistic.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              >deranged
              I'm sure there's no shortage of those types down in Hell. If people like Cherri and Penti who despite not being overlords, can go around causing havoc, I see no reason why no one else wouldn't at least pick up one of the numerous fricking spears laying on the ground just to try it out. Again, what is there to lose?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Most demons probably just leave when the extermination is about to happen since they have time to prepare, only sinners are left to fend for themselves. And the powerful sinners that can take the chances and experiment like overlords have no advantage in taking the chances since even if they kill an angel it will only make them even bigger targets.

      Carmilla stayed because she cared for her people, was an overlord specialized in weaponry, had collected the angel weapons due to her job and was highly motivated to fight. Angels could have suspected since there was some infighting, but they couldn't know if the weapons only hurt angels if held by other angels, and they seem generally clueless about things (like who gets to heaven and how).

  130. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I didn't watch it yet, did Snakeboy win?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes he commands their army during the siege, kisses cherri bomb, then gets in his warship to kill Adam, but Adam decimates him and his whole warship with one blast. Later, he's shown arriving in Heaven, to an upset sera and a joyous Emiliy.

  131. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    The pacing was worse than legend of Korra.

  132. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I wanted Alastor to be badly injured and Season 2 started with one of the plots of EP1 being that the Hotel crew had to kindly nurse a virtually defenceless Alastor back to health, While the V.V.V.'s go around causing mayhem.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      He already went away for 7 years and you want him to be useless for even LONGER?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      He already went away for 7 years and you want him to be useless for even LONGER?

      Yeah, this sucks unless its Alastor intentionally manipulating. The first time a character jokingly spoils Alastor's plotting we go Marvel tier.

      >deranged
      I'm sure there's no shortage of those types down in Hell. If people like Cherri and Penti who despite not being overlords, can go around causing havoc, I see no reason why no one else wouldn't at least pick up one of the numerous fricking spears laying on the ground just to try it out. Again, what is there to lose?

      Overlords think Cherri and Penti are amusing, because they don't upset their interests. Its why Valentino gives so much of a shit about Angel, because Angel effects his interests, despite power.

      >deranged
      I'm sure there's no shortage of those types down in Hell. If people like Cherri and Penti who despite not being overlords, can go around causing havoc, I see no reason why no one else wouldn't at least pick up one of the numerous fricking spears laying on the ground just to try it out. Again, what is there to lose?

      A weak hellion picks up a spear. Either
      1. He gets fricked in combat by an Angel because he's weak
      2. He sells the weapon to an overlord in the hope of favor.

      The extermination is seen like a natural event. When there's a tornado, the toughest guy goes inside. Even Lucifer considers it something inevitable.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >A weak hellion picks up a spear. Either
        Anon, episode 7 had Charlie and gang weaponizing a bunch of Victorian cosplaying cannibals with spears to go out and fight Angels. Maybe if they go up against Lute or Adam they'd get trashed, but something tells me the average Angel is garbage at fighting or at least equal to the average denizen of Hell.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          They only stood a chance because they received training on killing an angel after it happened, they had some of the most powerful people in hell helping, and they were armed to the teeth. You think of one of them had just picked up a spear and charged an angel on their own during a routine extermination, they'd have survived? No way.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            They received less than a month worth of training. Camilla was a ballerina, killed one, and acted like she was an expert on killing them. The average Angel is probably not that strong with anyone who's use to fighting.
            Now that I'm thinking about it, there was some scripts leaked where the Angels talked specifically about this sort of thing. About making sure to not let your guard down or else a demon could grab hold of your weapon and kill you. Why did that get cut out? Or is that going to be a season 2 thing?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          They only stood a chance because they received training on killing an angel after it happened, they had some of the most powerful people in hell helping, and they were armed to the teeth. You think of one of them had just picked up a spear and charged an angel on their own during a routine extermination, they'd have survived? No way.

          There needs to be a flashback scene where a demon tries it, and gets back-stabbed by another demon so they can sell the weapon. No one works together unless forced to or it's mutually beneficial. Angel and Cherri and the Vs only work together because they both want chaos and control.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Would Charlie treat Alastor's wounds and gently run her fingers along his torso scars, wondering what happened to him?

  133. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

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