>I volunteer to die

>I volunteer to die

What the frick was he thinking??

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  1. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I would kill myself too if I was named Dickon

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Look at those proportions. How much thinking could he possibly be doing?

      Kek

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >proportions

  2. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    'ickon 'ead

  3. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Rather be in capeshit?

  4. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    He fell for the muh honor meme
    Men are just as moronic and emotional as women

  5. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Im no expert but that armor looks good, a lot of the armor in this show looked great.
    It looks like something someone would actually wear and they actually made the dried blood the right color.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >a lot of the armor in this show looked great.
      In the earlier seasons

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      GoT consistently managed to make armour look like shit. It's all, muh boiled leather and grime.
      Dickon Tarly is heir to Horn Hill and jure uxoris heir to Maidenpool.
      A homie like that wouldn't be caught dead wearing that ratty looking piece of shit armour.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        The books had much more color full armor or at least more ornate, with like heraldic symbols and patters and gemstones and shiet, got the movie just had everyone wear grey or dull metal colors

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Is googling "armor" illegal in Hollywood and they just have to guess how it looked?
        Otherwise why the frick they almoust never get it right

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          it's culturally engrained into our heads that the medieval time period was drab and dirty.
          even if it isnt historically accurate, this is what people roll with because it immediately sets a familiar tone of a movie in that time period.
          vibrant colours, heraldry and wealth on display would only irritate viewers, same with painted marble statues from classical antiquity

  6. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Stupid ass Dickon

  7. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    'i cant believe this show is popular, this is worse than playing billy bones on the gay pirate show, they didnt even write in a reason to kill me off'

  8. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    honestly dickon and randall made the right choice. they wouldn't have wanted to live in the world dany and her merry band of morons were trying to create.
    only the dead may know peace from gurrlllpower

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      yeah but dany and her band of morons could die at any moment
      kneel now and figger it out later, you can always an hero in a way that sucks less than burning alive if it doesn't work out

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Burning in dragonfire would probably be painless. It's really hot.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          I guess, but as

          to be honest the show makes it look a bit moronic but in the books dragonfire burns so hot you'd basically be a pile of ash in an instant. not a bad way to go

          this anon said, the show makes it look agonizing.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        to be honest the show makes it look a bit moronic but in the books dragonfire burns so hot you'd basically be a pile of ash in an instant. not a bad way to go

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          what about quentyn

          One of the themes of the story is being honorable has a long-term good effect while being a b***h and letting people know it is pretty much a social death sentence, if not an actual death sentence.
          Because of the red wedding for example, the young Freys already died and every side on the war already garanteed when its over they are going full nazi on their asses. I don't remember really well but I think by the last book it was mentioned the Trident became a shithole and no one even talks to the Freys anymore.

          Didn't Dickon's death on the show kinda start the whole "She is actually fricking crazy" thing on westerosi?

          if she was westerosi but in the eyes of the common folk she was an invader riding hell bests with a horde of eunuchs and dothraki rapists so sparing the lives one or two lords ins't going to change that

          Burning a dozen people alive who already laid down the weapons just because they don't agree with you being queen is bad.

          This has been her mmo since she got her dragons, she resolves most of her conflicts with dragonfire and the ones she doesn't end with absolite shit shows like Mereen at least in the books

  9. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why is this picture so fricking funny

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      No idea.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymouse

        >"Potion seller, I'm going to talk too Daenerys, and I want your strongest potion of fire resistance"

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous
  10. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Billy bones

  11. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Dickon Tarly has a twelve inch penis

  12. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    One of the themes of the story is being honorable has a long-term good effect while being a b***h and letting people know it is pretty much a social death sentence, if not an actual death sentence.
    Because of the red wedding for example, the young Freys already died and every side on the war already garanteed when its over they are going full nazi on their asses. I don't remember really well but I think by the last book it was mentioned the Trident became a shithole and no one even talks to the Freys anymore.

    Didn't Dickon's death on the show kinda start the whole "She is actually fricking crazy" thing on westerosi?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      She made perfectly reasonable decisions in that episode and then Tyrion and Varys suddenly start talking about how she's going crazy.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Burning a dozen people alive who already laid down the weapons just because they don't agree with you being queen is bad.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymouse

        She stopped making "perfectly reasonable decisions" several seasons ago. b***h was batshit, I saw the writing on the wall early

  13. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    The actor is fricking jacked thats why his armor is so big. Billy "Biceps" Bones from Black Sails

  14. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sexon

  15. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >refuses to kneel to a prostitute queen using monsters and savages to murder his people
    >chooses to burn alongside his father
    absolutely based

  16. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Sam is in the Night's Watch and cannot inherit lands or titles.
    >Dickon would be the last male Tarly after Randyll's death
    >I'll just choose to end my house, my dad doesn't point this out
    Also:
    >Randyll never told Daenerys he fought for her father against Robert Baratheon and was the only commander to defeat him in battle
    BRAVO DABID

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