I had that relationship.
My college sweetheart was a cute indian girl with beautiful blue eyes, think Katara combined with Connie.
She was in medschool, she loved to cook and do the housekeeping, she ranted often about something she called "dravidian monkeys", she often fought with her parents over me, she was a beast in bed.
Yeah she was "based" in ways I've never seen any other woman be. Half of my love for her was the wiener-shattering sex and the exotic factor, and half of it was just how funny she was with her quick wit.
Why did you break up?
She finished up her residency so her family gave her an ultimatum, either stay with me and forget about them or leave me and come back to the fold. She chose them, a year later she was in an arranged marriage. We stay in touch still.
>Katara combined with Connie
That's a high caliber woman, holy shit
Yup, she was so fricking gorgeous. I honestly had trouble believing she was really a pajeeta.
>She chose them, a year later she was in an arranged marriage
Damn, just like that? That's cold
Why would you even give her the time of day after that?
Indian parents in immigrant communities of the UK still enact honor killings. There's a survivor's testimony on YT. He parents (mother just as much as the father) and her brother made a plan, attacked her in the kitchen, and attempted to beat her to death. She played dead, crawled out of the house through the back door, and was found caked in blood in a public park. Indian society is hell for women. Rural infanticide of baby girls is very common. Normaly they're wrapped in a plastic bag and buried alive.
I've heard the Kolkota is turning the way of Angeles city in terms of Indian and Bengali women attaching the nearest non-native they see to escape India.
Because their culture is fundamentally broken and fricked up in ways ours hopefully will never be, it was not my place to keep her away from "her people". I was just the rebellious phase.
>I honestly had trouble believing she was really a pajeeta
That pretty?
Drop dead fricking gorgeous. The comparisson with Connie and watertribe girls was no exageration, even the personalities meshed well. Dorky and grumpy and motherly and wonderful. The face, the eyes, the skin, the ass, the breasts, the ass, the belly, frick even her feet were beautiful. My guess is some great grandmother got a british sailor in her and improved up the bloodline. I used to tease her about being the boss woman from Hellsing. She pretended to be offended but secretly loved it.
Indian parents in immigrant communities of the UK still enact honor killings. There's a survivor's testimony on YT. He parents (mother just as much as the father) and her brother made a plan, attacked her in the kitchen, and attempted to beat her to death. She played dead, crawled out of the house through the back door, and was found caked in blood in a public park. Indian society is hell for women. Rural infanticide of baby girls is very common. Normaly they're wrapped in a plastic bag and buried alive.
I've heard the Kolkota is turning the way of Angeles city in terms of Indian and Bengali women attaching the nearest non-native they see to escape India.
[...]
Damn bro, if you need a few dude to go on a revenge killing against her family hit me up.
It wasn't quite that severe, it's Canada after all. But they do keep that mentality of keeping their culture intact and "climbing up" at all cost. It's hammered into them since childhood. It gives them some very particular neuroses. Look up any indian stand up comedian and you'll get what I mean. Or that one gay that got Apu erased from the simpsons.
>We stay in touch still.
WHY?
Look I'm a little wasted so I'm gonna just spill it out. She's been cheating on her husband with me. I'm the other man. She'll pretend like she's going to a medical conference and come spend a few days in my bed. Call it nostalgia, call it immaturity, call it breaking away from her mysoginistic repressive culture, call it whatever.
>She's been cheating on her husband with me
I was willing to believe up until this part.
Arranged marriages are loveless and often open to swinging and cuckoldry. I'd sooner accept you're out there fricking both husband and wife.
>I used to tease her about being the boss woman from Hellsing. She pretended to be offended but secretly loved it.
Comparing a girl to Sir Intergra Fairbrook Wingates Hellsing is high praise
>Man, I miss my totally based racist brown girlfriend with blue eyes who was super hot and was amazing at sex and funny and tradwife who loves cooking and housekeeping was just like this sexy cartoon girls oh but actually I don't miss her because we still have sex because she's cheating on her husband with me
You kept adding too much to your story that you contradicted yourself, nice try though.
8 months ago
Anonymous
>how can he miss her when he still bangs her sometimes? dumb chad
You gotta be a fricking incel to not understand he's unhappy because he got downgraded to the side piece
8 months ago
Anonymous
it's an arranged marriage, he was always the side-piece just too stupid to know it. Those are decided during childhood.
I wish I could love myself as if it's two people loving eachother.
>I wish I could love myself as if it's two people loving eachother.
Look within yourself and find your other self-- the shadow self...
8 months ago
Anonymous
>it's an arranged marriage, he was always the side-piece just too stupid to know it. Those are decided during childhood.
Not necessarily, I had a buddy who didn’t know who he was gonna be with til like 22.
8 months ago
Anonymous
No one who LARPs that hard can be a chad. The fact so many people are falling for it is embarrassing
>it's Canada after all
Of course it fricking is
What's wrong with that place? Everything you read about it online makes it sound like the BLEACHED capital of the world. Asian girls, indian girls, black girls, muslim girls.
8 months ago
Anonymous
Lots of immigrants, the girls grow up liberal and educated
8 months ago
Anonymous
>the girls grow up liberal and educated
What? That doesn't make sense
8 months ago
Anonymous
Of course it does, they grow up in a western country with western education and western freedoms, which translates to them seeking out tall white boys when they want a boyfriend
8 months ago
Anonymous
In a way it's the opposite of USA where the number of bmwf couples is double the one of wmbf ones. Both the capital of blacked and bleached are near each other.
I had a similar situation as you in college but with a chinese girl. Still keep in touch 15 years later but still regret not trying to find a compromise with her parents. If you two are still screwing, go for it dude. Try to make it work.
>Look I'm a little wasted so I'm gonna just spill it out. She's been cheating on her husband with me. I'm the other man.
No one talks like that. This is how people talk in books and how 99% of the old incest Cinemaphile copypastas were. Next time try to be less predictable in your larp.
Indian parents in immigrant communities of the UK still enact honor killings. There's a survivor's testimony on YT. He parents (mother just as much as the father) and her brother made a plan, attacked her in the kitchen, and attempted to beat her to death. She played dead, crawled out of the house through the back door, and was found caked in blood in a public park. Indian society is hell for women. Rural infanticide of baby girls is very common. Normaly they're wrapped in a plastic bag and buried alive.
I've heard the Kolkota is turning the way of Angeles city in terms of Indian and Bengali women attaching the nearest non-native they see to escape India.
Damn bro, if you need a few dude to go on a revenge killing against her family hit me up.
>She chose them, a year later she was in an arranged marriage.
That’s a damn shame. Really hope whoever got forced on her hasn’t changed her personality for the worse.
Yeah she was "based" in ways I've never seen any other woman be. Half of my love for her was the wiener-shattering sex and the exotic factor, and half of it was just how funny she was with her quick wit.
[...]
She finished up her residency so her family gave her an ultimatum, either stay with me and forget about them or leave me and come back to the fold. She chose them, a year later she was in an arranged marriage. We stay in touch still.
[...]
Yup, she was so fricking gorgeous. I honestly had trouble believing she was really a pajeeta.
Because their culture is fundamentally broken and fricked up in ways ours hopefully will never be, it was not my place to keep her away from "her people". I was just the rebellious phase.
[...]
Drop dead fricking gorgeous. The comparisson with Connie and watertribe girls was no exageration, even the personalities meshed well. Dorky and grumpy and motherly and wonderful. The face, the eyes, the skin, the ass, the breasts, the ass, the belly, frick even her feet were beautiful. My guess is some great grandmother got a british sailor in her and improved up the bloodline. I used to tease her about being the boss woman from Hellsing. She pretended to be offended but secretly loved it.
[...]
[...]
It wasn't quite that severe, it's Canada after all. But they do keep that mentality of keeping their culture intact and "climbing up" at all cost. It's hammered into them since childhood. It gives them some very particular neuroses. Look up any indian stand up comedian and you'll get what I mean. Or that one gay that got Apu erased from the simpsons.
[...]
Look I'm a little wasted so I'm gonna just spill it out. She's been cheating on her husband with me. I'm the other man. She'll pretend like she's going to a medical conference and come spend a few days in my bed. Call it nostalgia, call it immaturity, call it breaking away from her mysoginistic repressive culture, call it whatever.
Yeah she was "based" in ways I've never seen any other woman be. Half of my love for her was the wiener-shattering sex and the exotic factor, and half of it was just how funny she was with her quick wit.
[...]
She finished up her residency so her family gave her an ultimatum, either stay with me and forget about them or leave me and come back to the fold. She chose them, a year later she was in an arranged marriage. We stay in touch still.
[...]
Yup, she was so fricking gorgeous. I honestly had trouble believing she was really a pajeeta.
Because their culture is fundamentally broken and fricked up in ways ours hopefully will never be, it was not my place to keep her away from "her people". I was just the rebellious phase.
[...]
Drop dead fricking gorgeous. The comparisson with Connie and watertribe girls was no exageration, even the personalities meshed well. Dorky and grumpy and motherly and wonderful. The face, the eyes, the skin, the ass, the breasts, the ass, the belly, frick even her feet were beautiful. My guess is some great grandmother got a british sailor in her and improved up the bloodline. I used to tease her about being the boss woman from Hellsing. She pretended to be offended but secretly loved it.
[...]
[...]
It wasn't quite that severe, it's Canada after all. But they do keep that mentality of keeping their culture intact and "climbing up" at all cost. It's hammered into them since childhood. It gives them some very particular neuroses. Look up any indian stand up comedian and you'll get what I mean. Or that one gay that got Apu erased from the simpsons.
[...]
Look I'm a little wasted so I'm gonna just spill it out. She's been cheating on her husband with me. I'm the other man. She'll pretend like she's going to a medical conference and come spend a few days in my bed. Call it nostalgia, call it immaturity, call it breaking away from her mysoginistic repressive culture, call it whatever.
[...]
>settling for being the affair
even normies have it rough
Yeah she was "based" in ways I've never seen any other woman be. Half of my love for her was the wiener-shattering sex and the exotic factor, and half of it was just how funny she was with her quick wit.
[...]
She finished up her residency so her family gave her an ultimatum, either stay with me and forget about them or leave me and come back to the fold. She chose them, a year later she was in an arranged marriage. We stay in touch still.
[...]
Yup, she was so fricking gorgeous. I honestly had trouble believing she was really a pajeeta.
Because their culture is fundamentally broken and fricked up in ways ours hopefully will never be, it was not my place to keep her away from "her people". I was just the rebellious phase.
[...]
Drop dead fricking gorgeous. The comparisson with Connie and watertribe girls was no exageration, even the personalities meshed well. Dorky and grumpy and motherly and wonderful. The face, the eyes, the skin, the ass, the breasts, the ass, the belly, frick even her feet were beautiful. My guess is some great grandmother got a british sailor in her and improved up the bloodline. I used to tease her about being the boss woman from Hellsing. She pretended to be offended but secretly loved it.
[...]
[...]
It wasn't quite that severe, it's Canada after all. But they do keep that mentality of keeping their culture intact and "climbing up" at all cost. It's hammered into them since childhood. It gives them some very particular neuroses. Look up any indian stand up comedian and you'll get what I mean. Or that one gay that got Apu erased from the simpsons.
[...]
Look I'm a little wasted so I'm gonna just spill it out. She's been cheating on her husband with me. I'm the other man. She'll pretend like she's going to a medical conference and come spend a few days in my bed. Call it nostalgia, call it immaturity, call it breaking away from her mysoginistic repressive culture, call it whatever.
[...]
Just move on, bro
Nothing is gonna come of this, she'll never leave her husband for you
Get yourself a new pajeeta or a zoomerina or whoever but move on
Yeah she was "based" in ways I've never seen any other woman be. Half of my love for her was the wiener-shattering sex and the exotic factor, and half of it was just how funny she was with her quick wit.
[...]
She finished up her residency so her family gave her an ultimatum, either stay with me and forget about them or leave me and come back to the fold. She chose them, a year later she was in an arranged marriage. We stay in touch still.
[...]
Yup, she was so fricking gorgeous. I honestly had trouble believing she was really a pajeeta.
Because their culture is fundamentally broken and fricked up in ways ours hopefully will never be, it was not my place to keep her away from "her people". I was just the rebellious phase.
[...]
Drop dead fricking gorgeous. The comparisson with Connie and watertribe girls was no exageration, even the personalities meshed well. Dorky and grumpy and motherly and wonderful. The face, the eyes, the skin, the ass, the breasts, the ass, the belly, frick even her feet were beautiful. My guess is some great grandmother got a british sailor in her and improved up the bloodline. I used to tease her about being the boss woman from Hellsing. She pretended to be offended but secretly loved it.
[...]
[...]
It wasn't quite that severe, it's Canada after all. But they do keep that mentality of keeping their culture intact and "climbing up" at all cost. It's hammered into them since childhood. It gives them some very particular neuroses. Look up any indian stand up comedian and you'll get what I mean. Or that one gay that got Apu erased from the simpsons.
[...]
Look I'm a little wasted so I'm gonna just spill it out. She's been cheating on her husband with me. I'm the other man. She'll pretend like she's going to a medical conference and come spend a few days in my bed. Call it nostalgia, call it immaturity, call it breaking away from her mysoginistic repressive culture, call it whatever.
I had a similar situation as you in college but with a chinese girl. Still keep in touch 15 years later but still regret not trying to find a compromise with her parents. If you two are still screwing, go for it dude. Try to make it work.
>I'm far too deep into this to pull out now, figuratively speaking of course
I know, just be careful and don’t let your or her emotions take hold and run wild.
But i don’t live in a fantasy world so i’ll never have it, if you want that op just hit the gym and look for indian girls on tinder it will be easy as frick their alternative is dating indian men you’ll be the better option by default
Is Misplacedlines still around? I know they came back for a bit in December but it looks like they disappeared again after. Do they post anywhere other than twitter?
The point of Flashman is thats he's a huge bully, racist, sexist, classist, and coward.
Easily one of the best characters in fiction and I would love a properly done series.
Frick even a comic book adaptation would be pretty choice.
steven is made for being cucked. imagine if connie sees that greg is everything she wishes for steven to be but being raised by 3 lesbians made him so effeminate for her taste so she secretly fricks greg while steven is asleep
I won't, thanksgiving is right around the corner
She's got me penciled in for sometime next month
I'm drinking by myself and watching The Fifth Element like a good manprostitute
What a dull boring couple
Exactly the way I like it.
Why is that a bad thing?
That’s kind of fitting, granted.
giwtwm
Theybare dead and don't exist
Is she ok?
No
Frick
Connie belongs to Marco.
I had that relationship.
My college sweetheart was a cute indian girl with beautiful blue eyes, think Katara combined with Connie.
She was in medschool, she loved to cook and do the housekeeping, she ranted often about something she called "dravidian monkeys", she often fought with her parents over me, she was a beast in bed.
I miss her.
>"dravidian monkeys"
holy fricking based lmfao
Yeah she was "based" in ways I've never seen any other woman be. Half of my love for her was the wiener-shattering sex and the exotic factor, and half of it was just how funny she was with her quick wit.
She finished up her residency so her family gave her an ultimatum, either stay with me and forget about them or leave me and come back to the fold. She chose them, a year later she was in an arranged marriage. We stay in touch still.
Yup, she was so fricking gorgeous. I honestly had trouble believing she was really a pajeeta.
>She chose them, a year later she was in an arranged marriage
Damn, just like that? That's cold
Why would you even give her the time of day after that?
Indian parents in immigrant communities of the UK still enact honor killings. There's a survivor's testimony on YT. He parents (mother just as much as the father) and her brother made a plan, attacked her in the kitchen, and attempted to beat her to death. She played dead, crawled out of the house through the back door, and was found caked in blood in a public park. Indian society is hell for women. Rural infanticide of baby girls is very common. Normaly they're wrapped in a plastic bag and buried alive.
I've heard the Kolkota is turning the way of Angeles city in terms of Indian and Bengali women attaching the nearest non-native they see to escape India.
>United Cuckdom
Meanwhile they try that shit in America and they'll get shot
Because their culture is fundamentally broken and fricked up in ways ours hopefully will never be, it was not my place to keep her away from "her people". I was just the rebellious phase.
Drop dead fricking gorgeous. The comparisson with Connie and watertribe girls was no exageration, even the personalities meshed well. Dorky and grumpy and motherly and wonderful. The face, the eyes, the skin, the ass, the breasts, the ass, the belly, frick even her feet were beautiful. My guess is some great grandmother got a british sailor in her and improved up the bloodline. I used to tease her about being the boss woman from Hellsing. She pretended to be offended but secretly loved it.
It wasn't quite that severe, it's Canada after all. But they do keep that mentality of keeping their culture intact and "climbing up" at all cost. It's hammered into them since childhood. It gives them some very particular neuroses. Look up any indian stand up comedian and you'll get what I mean. Or that one gay that got Apu erased from the simpsons.
Look I'm a little wasted so I'm gonna just spill it out. She's been cheating on her husband with me. I'm the other man. She'll pretend like she's going to a medical conference and come spend a few days in my bed. Call it nostalgia, call it immaturity, call it breaking away from her mysoginistic repressive culture, call it whatever.
woah that turned dark in the end
Holy shit dude that’s cool, just be careful.
>She's been cheating on her husband with me
I was willing to believe up until this part.
Arranged marriages are loveless and often open to swinging and cuckoldry. I'd sooner accept you're out there fricking both husband and wife.
that's just you and your cuck fetish
Life ain't a tv show written for women mmf ain't real
>Dr Priyanka Maheswaran is real
Does race factor into marrying higher up, as it does in the Philippines, or is it all about income?
>I used to tease her about being the boss woman from Hellsing. She pretended to be offended but secretly loved it.
Comparing a girl to Sir Intergra Fairbrook Wingates Hellsing is high praise
>guess is some great grandmother got a british sailor in her and improved up the bloodline.
And now she's keeping the family tradition alive with you
>she's cheating on her arranged husband with you
You are going to get her KILLED.
>LARPING this bad because of a SU thread
how can someone end this pathetic? LMAO
>Man, I miss my totally based racist brown girlfriend with blue eyes who was super hot and was amazing at sex and funny and tradwife who loves cooking and housekeeping was just like this sexy cartoon girls oh but actually I don't miss her because we still have sex because she's cheating on her husband with me
You kept adding too much to your story that you contradicted yourself, nice try though.
>how can he miss her when he still bangs her sometimes? dumb chad
You gotta be a fricking incel to not understand he's unhappy because he got downgraded to the side piece
it's an arranged marriage, he was always the side-piece just too stupid to know it. Those are decided during childhood.
>I wish I could love myself as if it's two people loving eachother.
Look within yourself and find your other self-- the shadow self...
>it's an arranged marriage, he was always the side-piece just too stupid to know it. Those are decided during childhood.
Not necessarily, I had a buddy who didn’t know who he was gonna be with til like 22.
No one who LARPs that hard can be a chad. The fact so many people are falling for it is embarrassing
>mentions ass twice
That's how you know this is legit
Curry pussy is making this guy crazy
>it's Canada after all
Of course it fricking is
What's wrong with that place? Everything you read about it online makes it sound like the BLEACHED capital of the world. Asian girls, indian girls, black girls, muslim girls.
Lots of immigrants, the girls grow up liberal and educated
>the girls grow up liberal and educated
What? That doesn't make sense
Of course it does, they grow up in a western country with western education and western freedoms, which translates to them seeking out tall white boys when they want a boyfriend
In a way it's the opposite of USA where the number of bmwf couples is double the one of wmbf ones. Both the capital of blacked and bleached are near each other.
The alpha and the omega.
I had a similar situation as you in college but with a chinese girl. Still keep in touch 15 years later but still regret not trying to find a compromise with her parents. If you two are still screwing, go for it dude. Try to make it work.
>chinese
Dodged a bullet there
I was sympathetic until these two posts
She's gonna end up pregnant with YOUR child and Rakesh is the one who's gonna end up raising it
Based
There's nothing based about infidelity
true. This shit isn't healthy for anyone involved. better to just move-on, y'know?
Dont care for browns and their feelings
>Look I'm a little wasted so I'm gonna just spill it out. She's been cheating on her husband with me
And he with someone else.
Indian elites and French elites have that in common. Marriages exist in name only.
>Look I'm a little wasted so I'm gonna just spill it out. She's been cheating on her husband with me. I'm the other man.
No one talks like that. This is how people talk in books and how 99% of the old incest Cinemaphile copypastas were. Next time try to be less predictable in your larp.
>I honestly had trouble believing she was really a pajeeta
That pretty?
Damn bro, if you need a few dude to go on a revenge killing against her family hit me up.
>We stay in touch still.
WHY?
>She chose them, a year later she was in an arranged marriage.
That’s a damn shame. Really hope whoever got forced on her hasn’t changed her personality for the worse.
Why did you break up?
>Katara combined with Connie
That's a high caliber woman, holy shit
This feels like a LARP
>settling for being the affair
even normies have it rough
>she ranted often about something she called "dravidian monkeys
>homie dated the north indian far right and didn't even know
Just move on, bro
Nothing is gonna come of this, she'll never leave her husband for you
Get yourself a new pajeeta or a zoomerina or whoever but move on
Why do they all look the same?
How does that Beyonce song go?
That guy was dating the pajeeta, this
guy was dating the chinawoman
Surprised this never made it as a costume or figure.
>chops
>not chaaaaps
Ruined
I'm sure you'll find a boyfriend with no ankles one day anon.
where the girl cucks you and steals all your shit?
Same
you want a relationship, period
artist?
you mean being rejected by a girl?
Is this not how most relationships are? Its how every relationship ive had has been until I did something stupid and it ended.
Well thread's fricked
Anybody wanna salvage it by turning it into a Priyanka thread?
this
she's hotter than her daughter
thirding
4thing
Are you a big guy a woman can lounge on?
I am for her
I'm 6 foot, is that enough to lounge on?
>I'm far too deep into this to pull out now, figuratively speaking of course
I know, just be careful and don’t let your or her emotions take hold and run wild.
then take a drill to your prefrontal cortex?
Lazy idiot + boring idiot is certainly possible.
Wait, are you somehow offended at a couple lounging around together?
Good choice.
Would you a Connie?
OP here
Sorry wrong picture
I want a relationship like fricking anything at this point god damn I'm so alone
Much better.
Dude, your pink mom see what is you doing all the time.
You'll never have a relationship like this
like what?
Big wife. Cuddles.
What are they watching?
Adventure time was peak
then stop watching cartoons and improve yourself
I wish I could love myself as if it's two people loving eachother.
Nah, too boring, I'd rather have a slightly clingy and unstable woman to fix her
If Steven asked Spinel to marry him, the wedding would have been scheduled tomorrow. Connie doesn’t appreciate what she has.
I want a relationship like this
But i don’t live in a fantasy world so i’ll never have it, if you want that op just hit the gym and look for indian girls on tinder it will be easy as frick their alternative is dating indian men you’ll be the better option by default
When you get cucked every time she feels slighted unintentionally?
I don't get Conniegays or Priyankacucks fixating on those ugly poos when beatiful alabaster Pearl is right there
Is Misplacedlines still around? I know they came back for a bit in December but it looks like they disappeared again after. Do they post anywhere other than twitter?
jumped on the new Adventure Time show bandwagon
Not surprising. Where do they post now?
Those are some big fricking feet
>this entire thread
You guys would enjoy the anti-indian threads that have been popping up in Cinemaphile recently
The point of Flashman is thats he's a huge bully, racist, sexist, classist, and coward.
Easily one of the best characters in fiction and I would love a properly done series.
Frick even a comic book adaptation would be pretty choice.
Need brown girlfriend
shiver me timbers
I want to fricking die.
More curry qts
steven is made for being cucked. imagine if connie sees that greg is everything she wishes for steven to be but being raised by 3 lesbians made him so effeminate for her taste so she secretly fricks greg while steven is asleep
would be hotter with connie's mom?
I love size difference.
Thread needs more Priyanka
Why not her and Connie?
I wonder if curryfricker will be with his ex over the weekend
>this fricking thread is still around
I won't, thanksgiving is right around the corner
She's got me penciled in for sometime next month
I'm drinking by myself and watching The Fifth Element like a good manprostitute
Steven is gay
Would explain things.
Steven is a virgin and will never have sex
Connie is so toxic
This but with a fat gf and me laying on her stomach