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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I want 10 000 babies

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Nobody can eat that many babies.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Fine, just the foreskin then

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          You trying to live forever?

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I wanna, (ha) I wanna, (ha) I wanna, (ha) I wanna, (ha) I wanna really, really, really wanna zigazig ah.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      frick you beat me to it.

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    You think it's gonna be a long, long time
    'Til touchdown brings you 'round again to find
    You’re not the man they think you are at home
    Oh, no, no, no
    You’re a rocket man
    Rocket man
    Burning out his fuse up there alone? Good luck.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      hey some people just wanna be sitting in a tin can far above the world

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >I want justice for dunnheir and all those dead cops

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >I'm not wearing pants

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I want one good movie to come out a year for the rest of my life.

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Mr. Reese sounds a lot like "Mystery"....

    ....another word for Mystery is Engima...

    ... Mr. E. Nigma... Edward Nigma...... THE RIDDER!

    Holy FRICK, the Ridder was in Nolan's Batman movie and no one knew! And I figured it out..

    frick ya'll, I'm smrt.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      That's bullshit but I believe it

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      > The Ridder

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >I want 7 pancakes a year for the rest of my life
    captcha: ASSM

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Look, Bruce is rich and all but please be reasonable.

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    What if he had perfectly reasonable demands?
    >I want $75,000 a year and access to a company car, like a Jetta maybe.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Giving into a blackmailer's demands only emboldens them to squeeze you for more, and the more you give in, the more they can say you tried to cover it up. Reese is lucky he didn't get assassinated.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        The trick is to not blackmail, but to make the other side silence you with money.
        >I can't work anymore on this company, my daugther died, I'm going to retire and live on food coupons, I can't work here anymore... I know bruce wayme is Batman,I hope he cleans my side of the town someday... good bye mr fox
        >*sobs on your way out*

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          So psuedo-blackmail with a pinch of pity.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Or to become a genuine asset to them.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Batman doesn't pay his assets. You'd think he could hook them up with a sweet do-nothing job, so that they can focus their attention on crime-fighting while getting paid, but nah he's too cheap.

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I want minimum wage for the rest of my life.

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I want a nice coat

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I want to know why there are so many Pajeets in US series, guess we both out of luck.

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >I want to.... give catlady a kiss on the cheek 🙂

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I want two chicks at the same time

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I want a million dollars, cash.
    High denomination, marked bills.
    And I want a policeman to deliver it, on an empty building, when there's not gonna be LOTS of crowds.
    And you better be watching

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >I want Batman to finger my butthole. Just once. In the costume.

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    You want a rocketship.
    From a man who dresses like a bat?
    You know it would be a bat shaped rocket?
    Imagine the aerodynamics.
    Are you really sure about this?

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I want to rock

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Yo is that Bruno Mars?

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I want a new drug.

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I want it all.
    I want it all.
    And i want it now.

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I want two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.

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