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  1. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    You just want to coom to her, you don't give a shit about her personality, her powers, her adventures, etc. You just want to fap to a sexy character, you are the definition of soulless.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Either a femanon or an autist

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >you're either a woman or an autist
        Its called not being a coomer.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          I miss the days when we called out prudes for being boring and un fun like the church wives they are.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            No anon. I wouldn't care if Carol looked like she does in the OP. I'm just pointing out the obvious. OP doesn't read Carol Danvers comics, never has. Even when she looked like that. He just wants to coom over her and post pics of sexy female characters.

            Youre an ugly woman thats upset that men want better looking women than you.
            You're worthless for society.

            Coomer is mad.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              your problem no matter how you mix it up is the same as any feminist. You dont care if she, the character of Carol, decides to wear that. You only care if people you don't like enjoy it in a way you don't like, THEN its an issue, its a problem then. So basically you are a bully. If someone wants to "coom" youre not intellectually superior for enjoying the nuances of a fricking carol danvers comic book. If its all shit and you dont "care" any way then let her dress like a bawd, shut the frick up, make your own threads for the serious lore discussion, and this can be the "costume" discussion.
              Fricking autistic women, I swear.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Anon, I don't know how to tell you this but she's a fictional character. She can't decide anything.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                By that logic and there’s nothing wrong with that logic, why would it matter if people find her visually appealing, in fact if they do that’s good since it was clearly the intent with the design of the character.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                There's nothing wrong per se aside from shit taste. It's a boring basic b***h ass costume. Even if you just wanted coomer bait I'd understand love for the OG 70s design. None of this is about her visuals anyway it's just nostalgia for her Reed run which is still her best series and most interesting characterization.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                No her costume is quite unique nothing really like it, the boring costume is her new coat in marvel costume, it’s so boring is a literal uniform for a military.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                There's nothing like it because designers typically don't stop at generic leotard with generic insignia. It's like it was literally mad in hero machine.

                >it’s so boring is a literal uniform for a military
                I know military uniforms are sooo lame looking. And how dare a design be visually representative of a character's personal history? Dumb.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                You can be as condescending as you like but your argument is completely flawed. One is an original outfit for her specifically, while the other one is a literal uniform like everyone else has in her military. It’s the reason people didn’t care for the X-men uniforms in the original X-men movie. As for personal history, that would be like if you have Daredevil hanging around Hellskitchen with an attorneys badge out like he’s Phoniex Wright or wearing boxing gloves because If his dad.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah an original mad for her specifically. Except with a logo referencing a completely different character for no reason. And oh how could I forget about all the superheroes and soldiers marching around in dress uniforms with a Kree insignia? How will Carol ever stand out? And no Daredevi's costume has NEVER referenced boxing except for those times he wore hand wraps and boxing shoes with his costume. Stupid.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah an original mad for her specifically. Except with a logo referencing a completely different character for no reason. And oh how could I forget about all the superheroes and soldiers marching around in dress uniforms with a Kree insignia? How will Carol ever stand out? And no Daredevi's costume has NEVER referenced boxing except for those times he wore hand wraps and boxing shoes with his costume. Stupid.

                DD and both Marvels are pretty boring creativity wise. The old ones just work because they were larger than life while I really wouldn't turn my head for the captain one walking down the street.

                Think another example along this line is capeless or dull superman. Without the warm colors and cape he just misses that special something.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                She's the one who decided to stop wearing it because she wanted pants and pockets.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                She's an energy being who has a tendency to go into space and blow herself up, often. Pockets aren't going to do her much good.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Finally realized that her old design reminds me of my Aunt

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              homosexual is gay

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                There is no need to be upset, kid.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Youre an ugly woman thats upset that men want better looking women than you.
      You're worthless for society.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Can't care about what she doesn't have.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I like carol whose a mess and kinda psycotic not the modern mascotized carol.

      Also black>blue

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I care about the adventures she can have on my wiener

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nah. I liked that Carol.
      She was violent. She was a frickup. She was full of insecurities and personal issues and despite all that, she tried to lead the Avengers and be a good person. It's not the swimsuit, it's the fact that modern Carol Danvers might as well be a different character.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        She's still the same though.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Less that she's the same (although I'd argue they intentionally made her more insufferably arrogant) and more that the universe suddenly did a 180 where instead of pointing and laughing at her as she yet again fricks up, now people are unironically shouting "you go girl!" and treating her like an all-star bigger than Jesus, which is like if the Simpsons suddenly declared Milhouse the star of the show

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Sounds less like a Carol problem and more like a modern Marvel writer one.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ex/current drunken frickup trying to do her best despite he past is more marvel appropriate and has more story potential than the at best boring at worst monstrous militant facist she most often had been since donning the Captain title, I dont give a frick about the old costume as much as how the red and blue with thr gold star is inseperable from the utter worst of carol.

      And yes I includue #300 becaus even she didnt want to be part of that shit and it was perfectly in character

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      This but with Jessica Drew. I hate that b***h but she's hot.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Amy Pascal and Sony hate her, she'll never appear in any cartoon, nor in live action, with that costume, especially if she's white

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >she'll never appear in any cartoon, nor in live action
          Good, Jess is a boring character

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      You are soulless, you pilgrimbrainee freak.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      so anon. what are some good carol stories? what are her most iconic villains? what is her character? what do you like about her?

      suck my wiener captain how-many-relaunches-are-we-at

      >they ran out of ideas to make her interesting and are just ripping off DC's captain marvel now.
      house of ideas ladies and gentlemen...

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's right, Carol is worthless. Put out or get out.

  2. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    She’s gone Anon, she died a long time ago, it’s time to move on.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Read the Timeless comic
      They hinted her return since the movies bombed

  3. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Jack off before posting.

  4. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    RETVRN TO BODYSVIT

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ms. Marvel was a lame costume for tasteless dickbrained idiots.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        suck my wiener captain how-many-relaunches-are-we-at

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Unlike you we find women that look like women attractive.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        The monumental flop of Carol Danvers, who dresses like a man, doesn't need any man and is arrogant, with no women going to see the movie, especially little girls, was the biggest defeat of Kevin Feige and Disney, the best flop in the history of cinema.

        >“If you look at the comics, the further you go back, the less clothes Carol Danvers seems to be wearing,” said Feige. “Oftentimes it’s a one-piece bathing suit basically, with outrageous comic proportions. … Brie pointed it out on the wall, and we went, ‘Yeah … just so you know, that’s not what we’re doing.’ She goes, ‘OK. I didn’t think so, but I’m glad you said that.'”

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          If only they had a very feminine heroine who was popular with women and with men, someone who dresses like a woman, and wants to be a wife and a mother, rather than being a Strong Independent Woman Who Don't Need No Man. If only the MCU even had such a character.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Carol is far more popular than any other hero in the MCU.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Butt scarf better
        kys
        Both designs suck but one suck less

  5. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Marvel is too gay for this now. They target the feminist crowd nowadays

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Marvel is too gay for this now

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        They are too gay, otherwise they would go all-in on the throuple

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          femdom is gay as well

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Go back to rome, septimus, you're drunk

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          What isue and who drew it and what other samples of their work are worth checking out?

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Mary Jane and Black Cat: Beyond, artist is CF Villa who is currently working on Avengers funnily enough

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              Featuring best girl Carol

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                His Carol is such a cutie tbh

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                homies on this site will tell you with a straight face that this Carol is too masculine for their tastes.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                W-what's she going to say?

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous
  6. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Built for Rhodey

  7. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Not going to happen. Don't know why you're still reading comics.

  8. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    She’s on Steve’s, Tony’s and T’Challa’s level of dignity now. She’s never going back to that skimpy costume again.
    Just like Tony will never go back to that all gold stiff armor from 1963.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      ..Hmmmmmmmm...same level of dignity as...
      >Steve
      >Currently serving as the X-men's "ally"/b***h on Uncanny Avengers
      >Tony
      >Currently in a fake marriage with Emma Frost who's indulging his paypig fetish while he tries to get back his own company that an asian Elon Musk bought out from under him
      >T'challa
      >Currently squatting in Wakanda New Jersey, pretending he's doing this to reconnect to his roots and isn't just being massively butthurt and broody about being forcibly deposed and excommunicated from his own home country

      ...You're right, anon, just not in the way you think you are.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Eh. Old Ms. M was just poor tony with all the problems she had anyways.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Well, the alcoholism, certainly. The "being brainwashed into being date-raped, forcibly impregnated and married to your son from an alternate dimension future" one, not so much. Although Tony did almost get raped by his armor, so I guess if you squint it's kinda similar?

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Was also bit of narcissist and always wondering why she wasn't popular.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              In seriousness, Tony and Carol are pretty different individuals at the base level despite also having long careers. Tony's internal struggles were from day one a near-literal ironclad sense of arrogance and aloofness covering a heart weakened by his guilt and self-loathing eating away at him. Carol is someone who has been defined by her own ego and self-esteem, which at her best means she's a strong and courageous heroine and at her worst means she's a rather crazy b***h who will do anything to force the world to love her. I mostly remember her in-between state that she was in for the longest time, of someone who understands they are a hot mess but really REALLY trying to be someone worthy of being liked, that I remembered most and kind of liked cause at least it meant the few times where her inner psycho got loose were really damn funny as a result.

  9. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    You're better off reading older comics or manga if you wanna see that type of stuff

  10. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    She should have a bawd off with Moonstone again.
    Good times...

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      booba

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Im a thighs man

  11. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    We need the golden battle goddess to return

  12. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ok what about just give her old costume pants, then its less coomerish but its still sleeker than her current one. Win-win.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      How about you accept that she was designed without pants to get Coomers to buy her books, and get why they’d be upset to see the change. This isn’t something like sexualizing Marge simpson, this character was originally designed to be sexy and now they’re being told to look away and go away? Why should they accept that when they were originally invited with open arms.

  13. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I like to think the current version of her is a shape shifting alien from a misandrist planet and her main objective is slowly corrupt and conquer the planet via a feminist discourse to convince people to start hating men so most of the heroes and military forces on the planet get retired and replaced with other female shape shifting aliens.

  14. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    remember when she got impregnated by her own son from the future

  15. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Carol is sexy regardless of what she wears.

  16. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why did Doom go so hard on her, bros?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Carol is kinda fat.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        She WAS. But I liked that Carol.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          She’s gotten fatter…

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            By the gods of olympus..

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Fricking Bendis, is there any character he can actually write?

        Beer weight will do that to you.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Fricking Bendis, is there any character he can actually write?

  17. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    first you must expunge that mudslime nepobaby b***h from the Marvel editori staff, then just hope she's replaced by someone who actually cares

  18. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    she never left.
    if you really didn't know Carol was always this uptight stickler for the rules.

  19. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    What in-story baes from Marvel with predominantly black latex and flesh looks should be in a group pinup fanart poster?

  20. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    the box office of the last Captain Marvel movie and 13 cancellations in comic books show that they went down the wrong way and to no one's surprise they continue to go down causing investors to lose a lot of money

  21. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't think Ms Marvel will even appear in X-Men 97, if she does they'll put her in that ugly military costume from the movies

  22. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Carol's comics are flopping just like her movie

  23. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    https://www.comicbookrevolution.com/november-2023-2023-single-issue-comic-book-sales-rankings/

    Captain Marvel #2 fell like a dead duck as it dropped from the number 58 spot out of the Top 100 and down to the number 114 spot. That is despite Marvel Comics’ best efforts to boost this issue with a whopping five variant covers and three incentive covers.

    I won’t lie and say I don’t love being right. But, I called this back when Marvel Comics announced they were restarting Captain Marvel with Alyssa Wong as the writer. Captain Marvel has only ever been popular with Marvel Comics editors and has never sold well. Add to that the fact that Alyssa Wong has gotten awful sales numbers on everything she has written meant that it was an easy guess to predict that Wong’s Captain Marvel was going to be a sales failure.

    I did get it wrong as far as how quickly Wong’s Captain Marvel would fail. I thought this title would score a Top 10 debut and then fall out of the Top 75 by Captain Marvel #10. I was being far too generous. Instead, Wong’s Captain Marvel has managed to find itself in the Dead Walking Titles category with just the second issue! That is stunning.

    Captain Marvel: Dark Tempest #5 concluded this mini-series outside of the Top 200 and unranked. Chalk this up as another failed Marvel Comics mini-series.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Killing Genis out of nowhere pissed off a lot of people

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >ive variant covers and three incentive covers.
      what the heck? "incentive" covers now? what are that concept - to bankrupt completists?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      She's just always been spot filler character. The fact that the entire son rape thing occurred, took years to be called out as fricked up, and even then neither side really gave enough fricks to care shows that much.

      Book wise the one around Civil War was alright as she had a good personality with flaws going on.

  24. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I would prefer if they unblacked her

  25. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Give up. It's over. Never happening

    Kamala though. She's still young, but can work the suit well

  26. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bamp

  27. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Will Disney can Captain Marvel soon? No point having an ongoing title that doesn't sell to prop up a movie character that also doesn't sell.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Her movie made a billion dollars and her comics are selling out their printings so no best girl is here to stay.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        shit bait LMAFO

        https://www.comicbookrevolution.com/november-2023-2023-single-issue-comic-book-sales-rankings/

        Captain Marvel #2 fell like a dead duck as it dropped from the number 58 spot out of the Top 100 and down to the number 114 spot. That is despite Marvel Comics’ best efforts to boost this issue with a whopping five variant covers and three incentive covers.

        I won’t lie and say I don’t love being right. But, I called this back when Marvel Comics announced they were restarting Captain Marvel with Alyssa Wong as the writer. Captain Marvel has only ever been popular with Marvel Comics editors and has never sold well. Add to that the fact that Alyssa Wong has gotten awful sales numbers on everything she has written meant that it was an easy guess to predict that Wong’s Captain Marvel was going to be a sales failure.

        I did get it wrong as far as how quickly Wong’s Captain Marvel would fail. I thought this title would score a Top 10 debut and then fall out of the Top 75 by Captain Marvel #10. I was being far too generous. Instead, Wong’s Captain Marvel has managed to find itself in the Dead Walking Titles category with just the second issue! That is stunning.

        Captain Marvel: Dark Tempest #5 concluded this mini-series outside of the Top 200 and unranked. Chalk this up as another failed Marvel Comics mini-series.

  28. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Will it return or are we stuck with the GIMPED version?

  29. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    pits!

  30. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    See you next week Carol Cinemaphilerps

  31. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Carol is the reverse-Hal Jordan: her movie was a hit, but comics are always a massive flop.

  32. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >you only care about her for cooming!
    Ok, so since she became Captain Marvel what are her best story arcs and villains?

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