I want more Dark Crystal.
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I want more Dark Crystal.
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same
you think you do, but you don't.
In hindsight, we should probably accept this was a conversion of nature, captured in a bottle. So many things almost went wrong, from the CGI Gelflings from the initial pitch to a bunch of story changes they talked about in the making of, that would've made the thing so much less. It's only by sheer fricking chance that this truly unique piece of art came together thanks to the consistency of one director who managed to make it through the whole thing. Even the cast was sheer fricking chance, who would have imagined Simon Pegg of all people could perfectly match the voice from the original right down to his odd little mannerisms?
Characters allowed to be fleshed out characters instead of mouthpieces, a world that feels genuinely alive, built up and beautiful and interesting, a story that's straightforwards but offers so much to work with. This is what Fantasy should be, something wholly unique that feels like nothing else around it. By sheer chance, we got something truly and utterly great.
So you know they would've fricked it up once they saw how much people liked it. Nothing they like more than latching onto something great at the start and pushing their own agenda in order to make it feel more validated.
I already think it's very stupid that gay gelfling adoption exists in the world of Thra. It was very jarring to me. But the rest of the show was so good I could get past it.
the only negative about the series was Akwafina
I would argue that awkwafina's voice is actually perfect for a skeksis
voice yes, performance no it was too cartoonish
Still would have been nice to let them try though.
too triggering for the upper class. like looking into a mirror. out of the mouths of babes
Me too
Pipe down, libtard
>calling out israelites is liberal now
neat
me too, anon, he cute
>jews actually think this will make anyone stop noticing
you really aren't all there, huh?
Incel bros…we’re winning. This puppet show the israelites made will turn everything around…
I love the podlings. They remind me of downies.
I don't think you realize how miraculous Power of the Dark Crystal was and how fast it would have slid into the gutter if it had continued.
They would never have given us the Gelfling pogroms and podling labor camps we expected. They would never have shown the arcane nightmare experiments the Skeksis conducted. We would never have seen nightmare Garthim night attacks.
It's for the best.
>best character is the one who only talks in gibberish
this is the definition of pure puppetry SOVL.
Oh. I always thought he was Portuguese.
hup!
me too frick netflix
>I want more Dark Crystal.
Same, if only so I can experience the TOTAL GELFLING DEATH.
Unironically how could this show end in a satisfying way?
With a spark of hope leading to the movie, obviously. So, millions of gelflings die, but in the final episode, we see glimpses of Kira and Jen.
The Mystics and the Skeksis on the tower has hide a child, and a new creature that looks like a Mystic has to hide another.
It's a Neverending Story-like movie that the forces of the Skeksis obliterates everything in their path, growing and growing and going more and more mad, now automatically transforming any "normal" spiders into garthim
Eventually at the edges of the world they are so many that the garthim end themselves in a final bloodlust cannibal battle that noone could stop
Is is revealed that this new creature is the Chamberlain's Mystic that will take care of Jen
The tower pair die in a hug, but they are able to reach a distant swamp were they leave baby Kira.
The only garthim that survives their natural bloodlust are a couple pair that Skekso kept in the fortress
It's the Emperor's Mystic who takes care of Jen, but I think the rest works.
>It's the Emperor's Mystic who takes care of Jen
Frick, maybe
I just want to make something with the Chamberlain, as the emperor is probably going to be off
He was kinda busted already on AoR
>Implying TOTAL GELFLING DEATH won't be satisfying
We can't have nice things.
That's a good thing
Everyone does, but Netflix couldn't make Henson company bend the knee and abandon the puppets for full CGI show they thought would have been cheaper.
how much you want to bet the fire was an inside job?
>Netflix cancels dark Crystal and glow
>i cancel Netflix
Simple as
are you me?
SEX with POGLINGS
Don't do it, they don't even wash themselves. You'll get PodAIDS.
>You'll get PodAIDS.
Is that supposed to be a bad thing?
SEXOOOOOOOOO!
>bunch of nasely lizard birds obsessed with valuables convince natives they are there to help
>Subvert and take over
>Play victim when called out for their actions
>Try to shut them down
Also larger and physically stronger, smarter, and invented all tech and civilization
Also 100% win and wipe out the inferiors and get away with everything who live in eternal bliss at the end with the vermin inferiors still genocided
That fricking face makes me laugh every time I see it
joos won't allow it, shows what they're doing
Yet they made it in the first place
Based car chasing schizo anon
>IMG md5 archive
>72 results found
I see that genetic neuroticism inspired obsession never truly goes away huh
How many cars did you chase today
he is a man on a mission, to fight antisemites on Cinemaphile
straight from tel aviv, you gonna fire up the troony nazibot next?
What causes this mental illness
crushing lonliness
Jews
>the israelites forced him to destroy his life for Cinemaphile
Doubt
Geez
I just want the shoe on 4k Blu-ray.
Was it rape Cinemaphile?
Why would they cancel a puppet show?
I will never forgive Netflix but I'm not mad at them anymore. Whenever I think of this show I'm just sad.
I just look at all the other junk Netflix makes, but this one particular show wasn't worth putting more money into?
Totally agree but I'm done hating them for it because they are soulless business people. I feel bad for all the people that so passionately created the show and that it wasn't given a proper end. As it is it makes the story sadder because then there isn't much between the end of the show and the movie which pretty much means all the gelfling characters get genocided, or worse in Deet's case.
You didn't save her, Cinemaphile
Still would
>Deet activates the dark hadou
Shit was just getting good.
I blame Netflix.
the show was too based for this world, they had to shut it down
I love how as a race the Skeksis are basically ultra-Jews and Chamberlain was so israeli his winning strategy was to be even more israeli and subvert his own subversive race
Loved the series and the movie is one of my favourites
>watching Age of Resistance with the gf
>finish the last episode
>"Yay, so the Gelfling win right?"
>"...."
>"They win right?"
Dark Crystal died so Netflick could buy Korean drama licensing.
Post yfw you discovered that some guy became a Netflix executive just to make Age of Resistance. Motherfricker lost his job as a result but it's thanks to him that Netflix spent so much money on the show and that puppets were used without CGI.
Specifically, naked gelfling
It really is the diamond amongst the turds
I HATE NETFLIX I HATE NETFLIX I HATE NETFLIX I HATE NETFLIX I HATE NETFLIX I HATE NETFLIX I HATE NETFLIX I HATE NETFLIX I HATE NETFLIX I HATE NETFLIX I HATE NETFLIX I HATE NETFLIX
Why did this fail again??
most expensive netlix series at the time, no advertising, weird show not exactly for kids, hell even few adults liked or remembered the movie
It didn't fail at all, it got crazy view traffic. ((Jews)) just didn't want to pay the bill for another season. Like Rome but without the set fire excuse.
we were so robbed hupbros
the only logical conclusion to hup's story is a heroic sacrifice and posthumous knighting
Me too, anon, me too. It was easily one of the best things they've put out.
>alien beaks parasitically drain the life out of the planet's natives using dark magic to extend their lives to the point of genocide
SHUT IT DOWN SHUT IT DOWN!
Do you think normal people see a children’s puppet show and start sperging out about israelites
it was a cute show, wish it had more color.
it's the Dark Crystal not Fraggle Rock
Or gaygle rock as I like to call it
Am I the only one who thought Charlie Day voiced this guy?
literally me
only a israelite could capture that charm so elegantly, because he occupies their thoughts 24/7
>he
I’ve been with some real magic soulful souls.
Give your soul entirely to your loveliest lover/love.
Live it.
there's a good message
SOVL
Reminder Jen had a fully sculpted penis
the dark crystal and scooby doo's ghoul school have ruined me sexually for the rest of my life
you have no idea
>wondered how could a smaller group of Skeksis possibly wipe out all the Gelflings
>show has them fight, the Skeks absolutely demolish the actual warrior tribe of gelflings
I love these bird guys so much.
Okay, so skesis aren’t israelites then. You can’t pick and chose
are there really "people" itt denying that the skeksis represent the israelites? they literally drink adrenochrome in the show