I want more stuff like this. No comic crisis shit, just using the multiverse to hang out and swap taco recipes and shit.

I want more stuff like this. No comic crisis shit, just using the multiverse to hang out and swap taco recipes and shit.

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  1. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    This is terrible. I just want good comics.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      No you don't.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        I do.

        I thought it was very good. Val found out about Robert Boyle's 17th century wishlist for inventions in the future (https://kottke.org/18/01/a-wishlist-of-scientific-breakthroughs-by-robert-boyle ) and egotistically decided to cross off one of the few inventions nobody had gotten to yet.
        Cue a frantic scramble to contain and cover up the effects of her massive error in judgement.
        I wouldn't want EVERY issue to be like this, but if you don't want occasional wholesome family Science Adventuring, why are you reading Fantastic Four?

        >I wouldn't want EVERY issue to be like this
        There's nothing wrong with what you wrote. I wouldn't mind that.
        The problem is the frick-awful quirky dialogue and characterization that ties it together. It ruins everything.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          >There's no room for quirky dialogue and characterization in FANTASTIC FOUR

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            I haven't watched this, but it's probably a hundred times more tolerable than North's comic.

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              Enjoy!

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      I thought it was very good. Val found out about Robert Boyle's 17th century wishlist for inventions in the future (https://kottke.org/18/01/a-wishlist-of-scientific-breakthroughs-by-robert-boyle ) and egotistically decided to cross off one of the few inventions nobody had gotten to yet.
      Cue a frantic scramble to contain and cover up the effects of her massive error in judgement.
      I wouldn't want EVERY issue to be like this, but if you don't want occasional wholesome family Science Adventuring, why are you reading Fantastic Four?

  2. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    North's F4 has that right mix of fun and adventure.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's not very fun.

  3. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    you're a woman or a gay

  4. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Can't help it Reed. Mexicans just get a racial +5 to cooking(when handling pork or tortillas)

  5. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I think it's time to stop making comics. The sales are already low, all the writers are bad, and normies don't care about them. Might as well as shut the whole operation down.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Comic sales are low in no small part because we overindulged in a small number of genres.

      REEEing any time someone does something aside from the typical punchy-fight-superheroes ain't helping.

  6. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Damn that Raul Richards, Genius of the kitchen.
    Is the Doom of that universe a 6 star chef?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      No, he's a chainsmoking latverian immigrant who works as a line cook for Raul
      >CURSE YOU RICHARDS!!!!

  7. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I wonder what kind of underwear Val is wearing

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      DOOM DEMANDS YOU CEASE TALKING LIKE THAT ABOUT HIS GODDAUGHTER!

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