I want some movies with witches but not like the satanic black magic horror kind the like comfy nature gathering plants kind
I want some movies with witches but not like the satanic black magic horror kind the like comfy nature gathering plants kind
I want some movies with witches but not like the satanic black magic horror kind the like comfy nature gathering plants kind
so you want a movie that portrays the evil of witchcraft as though it is totally harmless and even good? why would you want to watch a movie that lies to you?
Nothing evil about making health potions from plants
Why would a heckin based tradcath like yourself be on a den of sin like Cinemaphile.org? Think about what you've done and say 19 hail marys
This is 100% of Catholics on this website and most social media
>This is 100% of Catholics on this website
most intelligent God worshiper
more intelligent than someone who samegays his own strawman meme from half a decade ago lmao
? you tried I guess
and there we have the cope reply confirm that he did infact samegay himself. you don’t come across especially intelligent i’m sorry to say
Actual moron in action ladies and gents
You could easily prove me wrong with a screencap, so why don’t you?
You could prove me wrong yourself, you just don't know how computers work. Typical mush-brained Catholic? ye ye
>y-you’re stupid
>he does while continuing his 60IQ diversion tactic literally nobody will fall for
Ok moron, you gonna pop a blood vessel because someone pointed out how stupid one of your catholic buddies sounded? lol the insolent rage within you is so attractive I bet you have a beautiful catholic wife right? BTW you can view poster IP addresses easily if you're not a braindead religious fanatic that thinks computers are evil. good luck out there, shitforbrains.
>poor attempt at purple prose “put down” that is literally all just random projection because someone pointed out the blatant fact that some homosexual replied to himself
and you can see new IPs. notice how
these are not both new IPs. they’re also minutes apart and written with the same bizarre seething focus on a group nobody brought up prior. moron
>seething this hard about two-hour old posts
They must have hit a sore spot.
>reply once to it
>the poster of it starts seething and compulsively responding
>only one person is in the wrong here somehow
>you can view poster IP addresses easily
No you can’t, moron?
Tell me my IP then genius
>Doesn't know how unique poster IDs work
just embarassing. sites completely infested with zoomer dipshits
I literally stated that fricktard. You can see NEW IPs. And guess what, one one of those was a new IP. Comprehending this yet, reddit?
Must be hard going through life literally 10 iq points below everyone else.
yea, the kind of person who thinks avoiding an argument with a cheap insult is a good tactic when literally everyone ITT and scroll up and see post history lmfao
>schizo babble
>y-you can see what IP makes a post!
>no, you can see only new IPs, and this supports the fact you samegayged
>m-moron! schizo!
Concession accepted lil low IQ bro
Lmao i broke its brain
not him but you 100% lost and are just last replying baiting to cope
>no argument
At least I had a brain to break.
>gets called a moron
>schizo rages about how he thinks people are talking to themselves
>Ok moron
>"i have won!"
ok, moron
>you can see unique IPS
(this is explicitly incorrect and never defended again)
>no you can see new IPS, and despite the fact there were like 5 posts and 4 posters at the time this post minutes after the first didn’t have a new IP associated with it
(he just starts namecalling, also note how he could have just screenshot the two linked post and showed there was no (you) on both and chose not to)
im not in the habit of indulging in people's schizophrenia and other ungrounded fantasies for no reason. It's cute you think you're not the minority though
yeah and everyone can see you repeatedly claiming things which are explicitly incorrect and then refusing to do the one thing which could easily prove you correct. but I guess to a stupid person that isn’t so obvious
You sound mad that someone pointed out how stupid Catholics sound and now you're really trying to come up with some kind of grounds for rebuttal, which is that the poster was astroturfing Anti-Catholic sentiments, when in reality the public loves hating catholics and burning their churches down. So cope, you're still in the rapidly vanishing minority of child-fricking schizophrenic. *drops mic*
kek, look I know in the midwit discord circle a paragraph of bluster might convince people, but let’s reduce this to basic facts
>you could instantly disprove that anon with a screenshot and don’t
>your unique IP thing was just untrue and you avoid answering to this every time it’s brought up
>the new IP thing is in favour of the person you’re arguing with being correct
You can type a million irrelevant bits of polemic but to non morons this doesn’t obfuscate the actual facts which you are clearly evading repeatedly kek
>world becoming a dysfunctional hellscape
>my views are winning!
Nobody disputes that, moron.
that foreskin is never coming back, schlomo
stop molesting children
No.
>is my aggressive secularism ruining society and coming across as embarrassing?
>no, it’s LE ZOOMERS who are wrong
mate you’re in your thirties spending time arguing here. grow up
This is just embarassing LMAO you need to have sex little buddy
yeah a middle aged dude seething on Cinemaphile is 100% getting laid
>mate you’re in your thirties spending time arguing here. grow up
No, i’m not an old man like you
I think you're having some projection issues grandpa
>z-zoomer!
lmao backpedaling because he realises how pathetic his age makes him look
? You sound like you're having your mid life crisis bro can you leave the thread
because I came here a lot before I converted, and it's been difficult to stay away since then because I live a very isolated life and this is the closest thing to socializing that I get to do on a regular basis. I also love movies and find good recommendations here occasionally.
no one likes socializing with a religious tard who tries to call people out all the time
just look at your first post, youre so fricking unlikeable, why would god like you?
>has a very personal emotional meltdown over some internet meme post
reminder this dude is middle aged kek
Redditors think emotional hysteria peppered with random insults makes them look intellectual. No clue why.
>responding to your own post
Not an argument.
you're perfectly demonstrating the relationship between atheists and Christians, which is illustrated well by this meme. atheists are constantly seething over Christians, who live rent free in their heads, while Christians don't pay any mind to you and your childish tantrums. I wish you nothing but good will, and I hope that someday you open yourself up to God so that He can save you from the hell you've created for yourself.
>which is illustrated well by this meme.
I can tell by the many posts and memes you gays have made that you totally don't think about atheists at all lmao
Whatever helps you cope you moron
t. obviously troubled redditor
>so unconcerned about atheists I'm going to continue posting about it because I win if I can get the last word i
t. so troubled he could not even finish typing his weak response
you're taking it too literally, though I'll give you a break since I'm assuming you have autism. the point is that atheists are constantly sperging out over the very existence of Christians, while Christians aren't bothered whatsoever by the existence of atheists and bear no ill will towards them. we want what's best for you like we do for everyone else, while you can't stand us and throw tourettes fits all the time about the fact that we even exist. it's sad, and embarrassing.
you should watch The Crucible
i saw a mudcrab the other day.
horrible little creatures. What news from the other provinces?
They say syndicates of wizards are leading a boycott of Imperial goods in the land of the Altmer.
>*coughs*
Watch some Miyazaki slop.
Wow beautiful place
Cool on the surface but would be dark/gloomy as frick inside. Barely any light getting through the stained windows.
I hate the light so that's perfect for me. the dust would probably trigger my allergies though.
15th century house with an 18th century pirate swimming pool.
>oh, and just happens to be a Duke
who is he
Based, that's exactly how I want my gloomy mansion to look someday when I'm rich. (I have lost over 2.5 thousand dollars on the stock market year to date.)
resident evil irl
La Sorcière
Idk, if druids are witches, then Asterix lol
Kiki's Delivery Service
Cursed-series(it's shit)
The Love Witch is kino
Dont you fricking lie to me
it's good, but it is not at all the nice peaceful herb gathering witch movie OP asked for
Sounds boring. Just take a botany class.
Just play oblivion
I already did I want o watch movie now
try harry potter or some homosexual witch anime
something totally toothless and inoffensive
Hansel and Gretel: Witch Hunters has both good witches that collect plants and bad ones that abduct children and Renner playing a "Diabetic" who as "THE SHUGAR SICKNESS" Its pretty dumb
Just bite the bullet and watch the Sabrina. She's a helping little witch who despises the old ways and tries to turn things right all the time
somehow anime does this concept well.
watch Mushishi, it's very good.
but also
The Ancient Magus Bride - OK but not nearly as interesting as Mushishi
upcoming Witch Hat Atelier - very cute manga, not sure how it will translate since a lot of the charm comes from the intricate drawings
Maleficos non patieris vivere
Hello I'm OP and I'm the second poster you can guys can stop arguing
homies nearing 40 are still crying about their dads making them go to church while toddlers get their wieners cut off on government finance
The Good Witch with Catherine Bell. I think there were movies and a TV show. Low drama, low magic, but pretty cheesy.
Oblivion is pure comfy soul. I’ve been thinking of starting a new game recently
Tim Burton's Sleepy Hollow, kinda
I have an attraction to cute/wholesome witches, too OP. Or even the idea of a sort of enemies to lovers kind of witch/knight story, like Alva and Zullie in Dark Souls II. Shame it's not seen in media more.
Cinemaphile desperately trying to out-reddit itself
I wish someone would adapt the Witchs' books from the Discworld. I don't get why no one seems interested in adaptating Pratchett's book into movies or series when they are so popular and there are so many to pick from.