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  1. 6 months ago
    Anοnymous

    >almost gets raped
    >ruins his reputation
    >comes back later and fricks him consentually
    >bears his child
    redpilling as frick

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Unrealistic af. No woman would willingly have sex with her rapist.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        :^)

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        >he doesn't know

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Funny joke, anon.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Spotted the wienerlet

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        First day?

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          >I'm such an oldgay, I replied to the lowest bait
          lol

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        literally laughed out load and woke my gf

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          then raped her

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            i wish

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              Yeah I love when anons post shit that never happened

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        You don't remember that anon who would rape his wife while she was on the phone? He'd buy her ice cream after because he felt bad lol. Ur moronic anon.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'm a rape baby, and so hard did my mother try to bag her rapist, she named my older brother's middle name after his first [the rapist's] first name.

        I have not lived a good life.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        >No woman would willingly have sex with her rapist.
        Keep telling yourself that betaorbiter.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      back later and fricks him consentually
      his child

      I was under the impression she got pregnant from the rape

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        gets raped
        She did get raped. And her daughter is from that.

        Nah, the rape was interrupted. She later fricked him voluntarily.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          that's what she wants you to believe sure

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            No, that's literally what happened you moron.

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              Go reread/rewatch before you embarrass yourself further.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                Embarrassing. You should have taken your own advice.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                she still has her panties on, and he hasn't got his dick out.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        gets raped
        She did get raped. And her daughter is from that.

        Dr Manhattan reads the daughter's memories and see the mother arguing with the stepfather. Stepfather says that she went back to the rapist and let him finish the job, then asks was she drunk or just lonely. And the mother says it was just one time before seeing her daughter is listening

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      gets raped
      She did get raped. And her daughter is from that.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Unrealistic af. No woman would willingly have sex with her rapist.

      A lot of rape cases, like the Columbia mattress girl one, involved a woman claiming she was "raped" and then actively pursuing the man who allegedly raped her. The response from feminists was that it's totally normal for a woman to want to date the man who raped her.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        >reclaiming the control I'd lost over my body
        Lmao

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          What does that even mean?

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            it means women are easy to dominate. simple as

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            it means he stretched her sphincter so much she couldn't control her bowel movements and needed a diaper. she figured a second dicking might return things to normal because women are stupid

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            >reclaiming the control I'd lost over my body
            Lmao

            She tripped, fell, landed on his dick?

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            It means that women are weak and can be raped by men at will. Realizing this is a shock to women. They feel powerless and helpless.
            They can’t undo the rape. But if they go back and “seduce” their rapist it’s the next best thing to raping their rapist. They feel like they have now exerted sexual control over a man the way he exerted physical control over her.
            It’s to avoid accepting “I am and was powerless to stop this and my only hope for safety is enlisting the help of men”.

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              I should add, the reason men don’t do stupid shit like this is that men typically experience physical bullying or conflict of some kind in childhood. This means that men have much more experience being physically dominated by another person so their reactions to that are much more rational.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          her body was moving on it's own

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Wait I was under the impression that they did it consensually the first time and the rape was later.
      And that he was so gungho about it because they'd already done it in secret multiple times before.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Wait I was under the impression that they did it consensually the first time and the rape was later.
        no. rape first, consensual later.

  2. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'd hit it like a log splitter.

  3. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Comedian might be the most based antihero of all time. It's a joke. It's all just one big joke.

  4. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    2nd silk spectre actress is hotter

  5. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    nice double chin

  6. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    The comic was so much better than whatever trash Snyder shat out

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ditchi g the moronic intergalactic squid made the film better.

  7. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why were the Silk Spectres even allowed in the hero group anyway? They weren't particularly competent or strong, was dressing like a bawd really all it took?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      They were a bunch of silly fancy dress wearers in the 1930s. None of them were capable of anything more than hand to hand combat, and Sally obviously was there to fight the female villains.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Why were the Silk Spectres even allowed in the hero group anyway? They weren't particularly competent or strong, was dressing like a bawd really all it took?
      Yes, she was literally brought on because she photographed well.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      The real question is why was everyone so sad and teary-eyed for Comedian's death when he beat and raped her and was a total dick to everyone else all the time

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Sally was sad cause she loved him
        >Dan was sad cause he's a b***h
        >Veidt was putting on an act cause he killed him
        >Manhattan was merely curious about him as a person
        Rorschach was probably the only one who empathised with him

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        There were only nine superheroes still alive at that point, so the loss of one probably felt like the passing of an age even if the one who died was a c**t.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Watchmen is a stupid story full of inconsistent characters.
        Dr. Manhattan is supposed to be some omniscient God while also chasing young pussy and being a total stooge of the U.S. government to win the Vietnam war for them.
        Some elements of the story are great, but there are some real shit nuggets mixed in there.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          >zoomers don't understand the cold war
          >or even the basic theme of losing your humanity

          Go back the watching disney slop anon

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            Watchmen is just early capeshit.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Dr. Manhattan is supposed to be some omniscient God
          he wasn't always like that, he slowly becomes that throughout the story

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            His perception transcends time thoughever.

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              And he was, slowly, coming to terms with it.
              Throughout the story he is both hanging, desperately, on to his humanity and shedding it.
              The fact that you miss it merely shows your inability to reason beyond a Black person tier level.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                Frick you whiteboy

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          That was the fricking point about Dr. Manhatten you utter mong.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Because they all realized the comedian was right and based.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        >when he beat and raped her
        Comedian said it himself, and everyone else just kinda suspected and ignored it.
        Spectres main reason for being a crime fighter was because she liked rapeplay. No one wanted to acknowledge that, though, but they understood it well enough to know that rape wasn't what defined him.

  8. 6 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      This is probably the coolest thing ever when you're 12 or have the mind of a 12 y/o.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        yeah lol, i dunno why some people on this board is obsessed with watchmen, it's a shit comic and a shittier film

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        You will never be a real woman

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          God I hope not

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        yeah lol, i dunno why some people on this board is obsessed with watchmen, it's a shit comic and a shittier film

        Moore wrote Rorschach as a frick you to edgy teens and objectivists basically. His monologues were meant to be sorta cringy. Moore's only failing was that all things considered Rohrschach was still more or less correct and did what was more or less right, so it's easy to idolize him despite him being a smelly edgy Taxi Driver ripoff.

        There's a lot worse stuff written by Moore, like the Deep One blowjob.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's funny that a parody of Mr A is the most beloved watchmen character. Another decisive Ditko victory

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Mr A
            That comic is pure gold.
            Also Mr A makes 948675% more sense that anything other in western comics.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Doesn't help that Rorschach was one of the only people actually trying to do something. Owl was retired, Silk Specter was to tied up with petty issues, and Manhattan could care less. Oz was the only one besides Rorschach to actively doing something regarding the pressing issues, and we all know how that went.

  9. 6 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Fricking moron-tier shit. Who takes this seriously?

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Me

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        The only reason I liked this watchmen movie was 1. imagining what I would do if I was the giant blue man who could disappear, 2. listening to the grousing of the man in the trench coat with the fedora and 3. watching the cute girls walk around in skimpy outfits. I'm shocked they tried to remake this as a tv show. They just race swapped this character and added cheap blue makeup to him, didn't even make him glowing. It's amazing they did this if you stop and think about it. Amateurs with no money on youtube make better special effects.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          why the frick did they give him clothes too? manhattan walks with his dick out most of the time

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Were you there chud? No? Then shut the frick up

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kent_State_shootings

        Yeah you're right stuff like this never happens in real life

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Fake news, nothing unpleasant happened in the 60s, life was peachy

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          >also known as the kent state massacre and the may 4 massacre
          >4 dead
          >9 injured
          >massacre
          fricking americans...

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            English isn't your first language and it shows.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Jews create Communism and spearhead the leftist movements
          >Jews create open borders and de-segregation
          >Watch as the boys with guns enforce the latter, with the approval of the former
          >Jews make a television series showing how awful Whites are for not being for open borders and de-segregation, under the not-even-thinly-veiled BLM and ~~*Antifa*~~ banner.
          No, it's awful shit, especially knowing specifically why.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        That happened IRL and watchmen is still the best capeshit ever made

  10. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Someone get me me napkin

  11. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >watching "Watchmen" at the movies
    >Comedian and Silk Spectre flashback
    >audience laughs at Comedian's insistence on sex
    >Silk Spectre gets clobbered
    >laughter stops

  12. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Rapist, interrupted.

  13. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    No man would willingly have sex with his female rapist.

  14. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Comedian is supposed to be 19 in this scene

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >here's that 19-year--old rapist i was telling you about

  15. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Goddamn that was a hot scene
    When he kicks her feet apart and she almost loses her balance in her stilettos

  16. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    > wants America to fight Hitler
    > 'He's a nazi!!'
    wtf

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >those luscious, round, heaving cans
      I want to frick her so bad, I can see why Eddie tried to rape her.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        She was into him but just wanted dinner and dancing first. If he played it right he would have ended up married to her.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Nah, she liked being demeaned and abused.
          That's why she loved him. Eddie was crass and terrible for public appearances, but he's the only one that understood her.

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            She says he was tender when he fricked her later so you're wrong

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      He never said which side he wanted to fight on in Europe

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Nah, every knew FDR was against Hitler. The Comedian is a libeled antifascist.

  17. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >leans in

  18. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Low IQ: Rorschach is literally me (Didn't read Watchmen)
    >Midwit: Actually, you aren't supposed to look up to him (Read the sparknotes for Watchmen)
    >High IQ: Rorschach did nothing wrong (Read Watchmen)

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