>I was in Charlie's Angels and Resident Evil, you know.
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She's hot enough to feature in better projects, why was she limited to those trainwrecks?
unironically too tall, doesn't look right on screen
BRUTAL mogging
Holy fricking mogged
taller than 95% of male actors
>cast her in Resident Evil show
>she isn’t Sheva
What the FRICK
Why did it fail bros?
Is out-of-place stock footage now a thing in feminist movies? Barbie does it, too.
shitty film making is a thing in feminist movies.
>look at all these women doing all the things you've asked women to do with you but they never show up and you just end up shooting arrows with a bunch of larping nerds and surf with some old boomers with leathery skin who used to be cool in high school
th-thanks...
>Before movie release
>"It's not for you, men."
>After movie release
>"Men, why aren't you watching my movie?
Elizabeth Banks wanted it both ways.
opening credits was a ad for tampons or pads or skin care
It needed a male director.
dyke movie
It was made for an audience of 1.
Boomers got the original, Millennials and gen x liked the remakes, zoomers don't know or care what Charlie's Angels is, and any old school fans were basically told to frick off by the writer/director.
It had no audience to watch it.
pure cringe
she cute
Is Ella the perfect female specimen?
MOGGED.COM
There ought to be a movie that's just Balinska and Stewart naked and making out for two hours.
Current era Hollywood tries extremely hard not to cast attractive people, particularly conventionally attractive ones.
If she looked kinda busted like Zendaya she would be tripping over offers to star.
Too hot for a nonwhite girl, childless white women have insane consuming and voting power, can’t irk them with nonwhite girls being too hot. Asian girls being pale and desired is pushing white women into racism way harder than nonwhites beating/raping girls ever did.
>childless white women have insane consuming and voting power, can’t irk them with nonwhite girls being too hot.
I suspect you're onto something.
This. Watch any movie targeted at blacks and you'll see hot black women. Watch stuff where blacks are secondary and there's a hard cap on attractiveness.
Watch Oshi No Ko.
>This. Watch any movie targeted at blacks and you'll see hot black women
Absolutely. Notice how Nia Long or Meagan Good aren't allowed to crossover.
TICK TOCK, WH*TE ROASTOIDS
THE CHINESE DRAGON AWAKENS
THE AGE OF WHITE MAN + ASIAN WOMAN IS UPON US
SO AS YOU SIT IN SOLITARY AND FILLING UP YOUR 6TH GLASS OF WINE THIS EVENING WHILE STROKING MR. WHISKERS, LOOKING AT YOUR "WE CAN DO IT!" POSTER AND LAMENTING OVER THE FACT THAT THESE COLORIED GIRLS HAVE NOTHING ON TRUE BEAUTIES LIKE MARILYN MONROE OR SOPHIA LOREN, REMEMBER THAT TIGHT, ORIENTAL PUSSIES ARE BEING FILLED BY WHITE wiener
RIGHT
FRICKING
NOW
Charlie's Angels may have turned out to be kinda crappy, but at least Elizabeth Banks TRIED to make a good movie and owned up to its failure. That's why I gave Cocaine Bear a shot and that turned out fairly well.
Also for all of Charlie's Angels' failings, at least the Angels themselves were still hot.
>Also for all of Charlie's Angels' failings, at least the Angels themselves were still hot.
This. It almost made it feel like an "old-fashioned" feminist movie instead of a nu-feminist one.
>Owned up to the failure
Owned up to what? She did the typical blaming the sexists for not watching the movie that also wasn't made for them
She and Naomi Scott are hot as absolute frick but always manage to kill projects stone dead. They're the new Summer Glau's.
bad agent
And now I'm in you
We better get you in my bed then.
Too conventionally attractive, (They) are trying to change the beauty standards so human hair and regular noses on black women are now no longer allowed on screen.
I know dat feel ;_:
I would marry her
I'm tired, boss
>tfw my Black lady friend ghosted me suddenly just as I was starting to hit it off with her friend
It was nice to have a friend so different from me...
lmao she looks like Brenda and Cindy for Scary Movie morphed together
thank you ~~*Hollywood*~~ for the ethereal beauty you have given us
How is this prostitute an unknown and the goblin zendaya is an “icon” I must say it is baffling
Correct.
Contemporary ~~*popular culture*~~ celebrates and worships that which is ugly.
Ella is an Afro-Aryan beauty and ~~*they*~~ will not have it.
>Aryan
her dad's Polish though. probably why she got all her white features from her mom.
It's funny, she's actually very Polish-looking
Explain Margot Robbie cause they’ve been shilling and celebrating the frick outta her
Nasty Anglo slag.
she's passed around more than the collection plate
She's the designated self-insert. Note how in the Barbie movie there's an asian Ken and no asian Barbie.
Looks like a dark Mexican
There's still time for RawWhiteMeat, Ella.
and you were fabulous.
now back on your knees
I'm a racist, and unironically a white supremacist but I would make mitts with her tbh senpai. She was the only reason to watch Charlie's Angels.
Her mom is dark as night and she is the product. What kind of child would bleaching her again produce? Gotta be getting pretty damn close to back to normal.
Her mom's a qt too. Former model, 1.80 m. Good genetics.
Ella is an Afro-Slavic Goddess.
her mom is wesley snipes in drag
she cute
Lorraine got fricking bleached, holy shit.
she can't resist bald white men
Same here.
>I'm a racist, and unironically a white supremacist
damn, dude, that's sooo cool
Gallons of anglo seed have spilled across that face
To be honest I don't like her as much now that she's fixed her tooth gap. It gave her character
>she's fixed her tooth gap
WHAT?
no way
why would she do it god damn man
same, it looked charming
If she was ariel that film would've made a billion.
dark elf Ella!
I didn't watch either. Watch Oshi No Ko, guaranteed you'll cry by the end of the first episode.
Kristen Stewart >>>>> the other women in the movie
Can you guys pls stop posting pictures of my wife? Go jerk off to someone else, she's taken by me
>mogs the entire cast
Very likely the whole room. And I am not even a fan.
>pretty
>LEGSA
>annoying
>never starred in anything good
Such a shame.
Id like to jerk off on her face