>I was raised in Japan.

>I was raised in Japan. I was schooled in martial arts. I was given the title of master. They take a movie “The Last Samurai.” They have a 5-foot-2-inch little guy, whether he was straight or gay, I don’t know. I don’t care. He had never been to Japan. He doesn’t speak Japanese. He has never held a sword. They make him the Last Samurai. We got 450,000 phone calls [laughs] from everybody in the world saying, “That role was perfect for you. How did that happen?” Most of the people I know didn’t like the film and didn’t go see it. It’s just a classic example of Hollywood and the politics.

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    He’s not wrong

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >I was raised in detroit and trained by the greatest masters of the blues
    >they even looked at me when I started to play (before they trained me) and said "this mutha ain't white
    >oh I was also raised in japan by katana masters

    WHICH IS IT STEVE

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    My favorite Segal lie is the one about how he lead an all black blues band in the deep south when he would have been 10 years old, lol.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      He is simply built different. Mostly full of shit.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        take that back you libtard

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        HE WAN DA POONANY
        HE GON MAKE YOU COME
        (down to da ocean)

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    If you like birthday cake even a little, you all better watch your fricking mouths.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >moving in to secure thu cakes now, brutha

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    He’s like the Trump of movies, just totally full of shit.
    >we got half a million calls folks

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    for me, it's Romania-era Seagal

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    VLAD-ah-mheer POOTyin.

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    But has anyone seen Richie?

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    We all knew a kid like this growing up, right? They were blackbelts who were accepted into the Hells Angel's and certified geniuses who turned down college offers to grow up as a normal kid. They would just say all kinds of shit.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I was that kid. Few things are more enjoyable than straight up lying to people's faces to see if they call it out. Let's you know what kind of person they really are.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        that's your excuse huh

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous
      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Everyone knows you are lying and they aren't intimidated by you but their lives are so much better by interacting with you the least amount possible. Anyone with intelligence knows to stay away from you and warns others about you.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Normal people just think you're pathetic and pity you. I always assumed people who lie all the time are deeply insecure and desperate to be liked.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I had two doofuses who loved to pretend they were martial artist because they watched 3 ninjas all the time. They had a trampoline so everyone had to tolerate if they wanted to jump around.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Yes but in Steven's case he literally is a professional martial artist action movie star religious figure worshipped by Buddhists and canonized as a tulku that married a Japanese Aikido master's daughter, then left her to frick super models, then left them to marry the best Mongolian dancer in the world, is the guardian and body guard to Panchen Lama's only son. He is also 6'3.

      None of what I said is made up.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I forgot Sebia gave him citizenship so he could teach his martial arts to their special forces team.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          and notice how Serbia has not lost a war ever since?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Wow, that all amounts to some serious who gives a frick.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          It means he's "that kid" who was at bare minimum maxed out on the luck stat and he was somehow able to fake it till he made it, which is seriously impressive in its own right.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Like a real life nightmare alley.

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Villeneuve could never

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        indeed

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    > They have a 5-foot-2-inch little guy, whether he was straight or gay, I don’t know. I don’t care.

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Steven Segal is literally a irl shit poster. What a guy.

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    His commitment to the bit eclipses our society.

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >whether he was straight or gay, I don’t know
    many people are saying this

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Why'd he speculate about Cruise'd sexuality lol

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    lol Steven Seagal used to make David Carradine so mad. The guy was fuming over him during every interview.

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Pathological and compulsive liars are sometimes harmless if they aren't lying to get ahead. They can be damaging if you take people's word without verifying info.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Baby Reindeer

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah, I'm subscribed too to Spice ice channel.

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The best description of him is the donald trump of movies.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      He would be a powerful choice for Veep.

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