>I was raised in Japan. I was schooled in martial arts. I was given the title of master. They take a movie “The Last Samurai.” They have a 5-foot-2-inch little guy, whether he was straight or gay, I don’t know. I don’t care. He had never been to Japan. He doesn’t speak Japanese. He has never held a sword. They make him the Last Samurai. We got 450,000 phone calls [laughs] from everybody in the world saying, “That role was perfect for you. How did that happen?” Most of the people I know didn’t like the film and didn’t go see it. It’s just a classic example of Hollywood and the politics.
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He’s not wrong
>I was raised in detroit and trained by the greatest masters of the blues
>they even looked at me when I started to play (before they trained me) and said "this mutha ain't white
>oh I was also raised in japan by katana masters
WHICH IS IT STEVE
My favorite Segal lie is the one about how he lead an all black blues band in the deep south when he would have been 10 years old, lol.
He is simply built different. Mostly full of shit.
take that back you libtard
HE WAN DA POONANY
HE GON MAKE YOU COME
(down to da ocean)
If you like birthday cake even a little, you all better watch your fricking mouths.
>moving in to secure thu cakes now, brutha
He’s like the Trump of movies, just totally full of shit.
>we got half a million calls folks
for me, it's Romania-era Seagal
VLAD-ah-mheer POOTyin.
But has anyone seen Richie?
We all knew a kid like this growing up, right? They were blackbelts who were accepted into the Hells Angel's and certified geniuses who turned down college offers to grow up as a normal kid. They would just say all kinds of shit.
I was that kid. Few things are more enjoyable than straight up lying to people's faces to see if they call it out. Let's you know what kind of person they really are.
that's your excuse huh
Everyone knows you are lying and they aren't intimidated by you but their lives are so much better by interacting with you the least amount possible. Anyone with intelligence knows to stay away from you and warns others about you.
Normal people just think you're pathetic and pity you. I always assumed people who lie all the time are deeply insecure and desperate to be liked.
I had two doofuses who loved to pretend they were martial artist because they watched 3 ninjas all the time. They had a trampoline so everyone had to tolerate if they wanted to jump around.
Yes but in Steven's case he literally is a professional martial artist action movie star religious figure worshipped by Buddhists and canonized as a tulku that married a Japanese Aikido master's daughter, then left her to frick super models, then left them to marry the best Mongolian dancer in the world, is the guardian and body guard to Panchen Lama's only son. He is also 6'3.
None of what I said is made up.
I forgot Sebia gave him citizenship so he could teach his martial arts to their special forces team.
and notice how Serbia has not lost a war ever since?
Wow, that all amounts to some serious who gives a frick.
It means he's "that kid" who was at bare minimum maxed out on the luck stat and he was somehow able to fake it till he made it, which is seriously impressive in its own right.
Like a real life nightmare alley.
Villeneuve could never
indeed
> They have a 5-foot-2-inch little guy, whether he was straight or gay, I don’t know. I don’t care.
Steven Segal is literally a irl shit poster. What a guy.
His commitment to the bit eclipses our society.
>whether he was straight or gay, I don’t know
many people are saying this
Why'd he speculate about Cruise'd sexuality lol
lol Steven Seagal used to make David Carradine so mad. The guy was fuming over him during every interview.
Pathological and compulsive liars are sometimes harmless if they aren't lying to get ahead. They can be damaging if you take people's word without verifying info.
>Baby Reindeer
Yeah, I'm subscribed too to Spice ice channel.
The best description of him is the donald trump of movies.
He would be a powerful choice for Veep.