>I was supposed to be the first one in the group to get a girlfriend.
>I've always been the nice guy of the group.
>I guess nice guys do finish last.
>I was supposed to be the first one in the group to get a girlfriend.
>I was supposed to be the first one in the group to get a girlfriend.
>I've always been the nice guy of the group.
>I guess nice guys do finish last.
Hes right. Women like it when you treat them like garbage.
Clarence doesn’t treat anyone like garbage
Clarence is a cartoon character not to mention he still gets 0 pussy.
Same as the other kid but you still take his words seriously
You missed the episode where Jeff ploughs Sumos bussy?
Benson almost got clarance to shoot up the school when they took away his ugly doll
They didn't take away his doll.
Clarence himself buried it on a forest because he blamed it for being left without recess.
And then he behaved as if he was covering up a murder.
Also the best way to win your crush, date another girl. The thirst is real.
>there's an episode where Jeff gets a reality check
lmao, glad he's learning early.
>crush
At his age the best thing to do is get into fights with her. Worked for me. Still works as an adult actually, just with less kicking and punching.
Jeff constantly gets reality checks, that is his whole schtick.
Jeff SHOULD know, he has two moms.
That's literally the hardest environment to learn in, the second worst being a single mother. You see no courtship and no proper romantic interactions your entire life in terms of modelling behaviour and frick knows how they'll raise you. Bad times, but how many boys are raised by lesbians. I can't imagine THAT many.
There's a movie about this situation but I can't remember the name of it.
Season 3, Episode 1 of Atlanta
women love competence which women as well as men(incels) misunderstood as assertiveness (treat them bad)
I hate this works.
>decide to pretend to be an butthole once to see if it actually works
>suddenly does
>start talking to girls I have zero interest in just because I liked their friend
>have a long list of pretty cool girls who now hate me because I only talked to them just to get with their friend and dumped them the second they took the bait
>convince myself that at least I'm not actually a piece of shit, so it's okay if I pretend to be one
Dating game is fricked once you start to see the rules of the game.
>convince myself that at least I'm not actually a piece of shit, so it's okay if I pretend to be one
you're at home here at least
How'd you talk to the other girls?
Talking to girls you have no interest in is dead easy because there's no fear. It's basically flirting practice. It makes you look confident, and creates a game for the one you're actually interested in if they have any interest. That's the thing you need to never forget. It's a game. An exceedingly cruel one. If you spill your guts too soon, girls get scared off because they know they've won. It's why nice guys lose. They're boring. Pretend you have options, and there are now stakes. Make dates, then cancel at the last second. Say you forgot you double booked with someone else.
Here's a fun game. Ask her what her favorite thing is. Doesn't matter what thing is, just ask. No matter her answer, congratulate her, and hi-five her. Once your hands meet, clasp her hand. If she clasps back, she likes you. If she recoils, she doesn't. She has no time to think. It's pure, unconscious reaction.
I don't know how to strike up conversations with random people regardless, how do I do that period?
If they like you, any attention will work. Most people are egotists with an interest that gravitates inwards, but attraction changes that. Just ask pointless questions about them.
Like what? Give me a run through like I'm a social moron whose only conversations for the last 15 years have been curt and transactional
>Just ask pointless questions about them.
How do you do that without looking like a sperg?
Don't care about looking like a sperg, assert your dominance and make THEM feel like a sperg.
>I don't know how to strike up conversations with random people regardless
>I'm a social moron whose only conversations for the last 15 years have been curt and transactional
This is your real problem.
And stop taking dating advice from a virgin larping as a romeo.
>I can't ask questions without looking like a sperg
Yeah, I know, so what do I do?
>>I can't ask questions without looking like a sperg
Yes. I'm not proud of it.
Don't
Ask them how's life and have enough social skills to recognize cues if they want to talk or not
talk to people like a regular guy. Also socializing your kids at a young age will help their social skills .It works for guard dogs
How do I talk to people like a regular person?
>I don't know how to strike up conversations with random people
You don't do this. You strike up conversations with people in environments where they too are seeking conversation. For example you might talk to someone at a bar because lots of people at bars go there specifically to talk to random people. You don't do the same thing at say the convenience store since most people who go there are there to buy shit and leave.
And what do I say in those cases?
Ayy baby you want some frick?
God I hate women. I wish I was gay (femboys dont count they're basically women anyway)
do people believe obvious larps like these?
First poster you linked is actually true. Second poster seems like some incel LARP.
If the anime picture or claiming cancelling dates gets you girls doesn't stink to high heaven of red herrings, then yes, people do.
>being nice is toxic
It really is current year.
Wouldn't you hate yourself then?
Yes being nice is toxic because you’re only acting that way to get something and it’s painfully obvious to people when you act that way.
Learn how to read more than 5 words at a time.
anon, you ARE a piece of shit. you're just going to build up a ton of mental demons that'll haunt you for the rest of your life by being fake for so long
t.been there, done that
>there=alone
>that=right hand
>nice guys
Nothing sums up nice guys more than this picture.
As long as you're not like pic related. You'll be fine.
How so?
You are a crayon.
>dating advice from a website of virgins
We all know you're gay jeff
Jeff will be lucky if he's just gay. Considering his upbringing, most probably he'll become a troony and kill himself at his early 30s
I doubt it, being raised by women is a common thing, not to mention one of them doesn't use women's clothes. Now, if one of them was a super hot mom like Benson, that would be a different case.
You have 2 mom's bro.
Your understanding of how women work has been fricked forever.
80% chance you'll end up trans.
Clarence was probably the last true satire on children’s television that could make a point without preaching a lesson
This show shit on Jeff for no reason way too much
Because he's a little b***h
He was an insufferable narcissistic moron. He did have his good moments, but that's the reason why
Women don't like or hate nice guys. They just hate spergs
I guess he’s a cuckold
>kid raised by lesbos turns out to be a weirdo
what a shock
Who asked for this fanservice?
Everyone.
>guy at works asks me if I watch Marvel movies
>tell him no
>then he asks me what shows I watch
>completely avoid the question to not say "oh, I'm a manchild that watches cartoons"
>"guess you don't watch much tv huh?"
>we completely stop talking after that
I hate small talk so fricking much, and I hate myself even more for not having any normie info on me to talk about, what shows do normal people even watch? Squid game? Stranger Things?
Marvel shows you moron.
I don't care for Marvel, like, at all.
I know how you feel anon. I only watch cartoons and anime. I watched Stranger Things and hated it. I watched Squid Game but couldn't get past the fact that it's a total ripoff of Kaiji. Never watched GoT, Sopranos, Vikings or whatever shit people like. I think I watched Breaking Bad but couldn't remember anything except the fly episode.
Just say you prefer to read books - it makes you sound smart and normies don't read any of the stuff.
All i need to do is namedrop Jules Vernes and it's over.
Honestly, just talk about shit you like. stop caring so much. Youre gonna be much better in the long run if you just say I like cartoons and own it like a chad. Hell, normies in this day and age are even more likely to be completely accepting of it too.
Who knows, they might even surprise you now and then. I'm in the Military which is normie central, and all everyone plays CoD. I was talking to them about video games, and to my surprise some of them actually surprised me with some of the games they talked about. One of them in particular surprised the hell out of me when he brought up Sly Cooper and Ratchet and Clank. Somehow he did not hear of Jak and Daxter though which is weird.
If anything, your cartoon interests will make you stand out, and you'll be the guy they go to sometimes for recommendations or random questions they have. You'll be much better off as that guy rather than sitting there constantly trying to act normal, and normies pick up on that shit.
Just say what you fricking like and stop worrying about what other people think.
My boss is 52 year old man that watches anime and cartoons and he's still a respected member in our town. The problem is when autists don't know how to tone down there interests that it becomes thier entire personality
why can't i just be nice, i don't like being mean 🙁
You can be you just need to be interesting or charming while doing so.
What
said, be open about your true interests without getting obnoxious, caring about what the other has to say.
We live in a society, but unironically.
Are you saying you're being mean and want to stop or are you saying people on the internet are telling you women like to be choked and you're lapping it up because you've never talked to a woman outside your mother before?
You can be nice, just don't be boring. Be a nice guy like Rocky Balboa.
Somebody who's really kind, but is also insanely badass. That will get all the women to slobber over your wiener.
>bro just be an action movie hero
How about I stick to 2d women instead?
Or you could be an action hero who's into 2D women. Best of both worlds.
Just don't be overly kind and agreeable to the point of coming off as a gross sycophant and youll be fine.
Frick. I have no backbone to speak of and always end up agreeing with everyone because I want people to like me and I'm afraid of confrontation.
Okay so the thing about being Nice is that many dudes stop there. They keep thinking," Hey I'm not in any danger of going to jail soon, Why don't girls want to date me?"
It's a given. It's like trying to apply for a job with your only skill listed being Microsoft Word and Powerpoint. OF COURSE YOU CAN USE THEM, EVERYBODY AND THEIR GODDAMN DECEASED GRANDMOTHER CAN USE IT. Anybody that sees your resume will immediately trash it for being damn near worthless.
Don't believe girls or anyone when they say all you have to be is nice, that's just a lie they tell themselves. you have to be INTERESTING as well. The same way a place would hire you for being dangerously competent at a specific skill, a girl will like you if she sees something that makes you stand out among the rest. That can be anywhere from the way you act, or simply because you've shown interest in her.
Only the strongest will survive
You can be nice, los of girls actually like them nice.
Just to BE ANY OF THE FOLLOWING:
-fun (and confident)
-interesting (and confident)
-talkative (and confident)
-atractive and/or fit
-dirty rich (and confident+white+not fricking ugly)
Literally it is all about knowing how to flirt without making it plain obvious you are too into her (they only like that IF they are into you)
And?
Interesting is the absolute key here (for the average Cinemaphile poster that i assume isn't the rest of these), if you have a skill or passion there will be some woman out there who likes you for it
I've tried to convert my skill and passion into social interaction...I have no idea how to do so and just end up feeling stupid and more alone.
I've tried drawing gatherings/classes and it's mostly just people show up draw then leave unless they already have a clique or something.
I'll easily admit being interesting is really overrated to get game, you have to know someone somewhat to see if they are interesting and honestly?
People are shallow as frick, too many men and women who are only able to talk about tiktok, famous people and the shit they consume are getting way more game than you would think.
Like seriously from my point of view they would be the most boring people to talk to ever, but since everybody is more or less the same, they have no problem getting someone to frick with.
Read the mood, that's about it.
If you are able to read the mood, you can differentiate a smile out of courtesy from a smile out of interest, or know when to strike a compliment that will be well meet, or when to take a deep look into someone's eyes, or when to do a mean joke that will make them laugh rather than hate you.
Was mean to:
Also don't play the long game, hardly ever works or is worth it. If you can tell it isn't working don't bother pursuing
>Read the mood
What if every smile seems like a smile out of courtesy? How do I learn to read a mood because I never seem to be able to in any capacity. Either I feel like shit about everything or eventually come to look back and realize I was probably misinterpreting everything.
Do you have anybody who is sincere to you?
A friend, a family member, doesn't matter.
You can usually tell when they are being honest on their actions, no?
Try to apply that same logic on strangers. Honestly you can try to talk to the most socially inept, lonely people you know, the kind that is desperate for attention, an ugly/fat chick or dude, try to make them at easy and flirt with them, they are the kind of people that's so needy for attention that everything will be well received as long as you are not an ass. Try out a sexy smile or look, or how to talk in a deep suave voice, or how to notice something that someone wants to be complimented on
Seriously how do you flirt?
Nice guys like Jeff arent actually nice and are creepy little homosexuals. Everyone can see through it not just women.
There’s a huge difference between “nice” and “good”.
Being “nice” is transactional. You’re only acting that way because you want to get something in return. It’s a toxic behavior and obvious to everyone.
A lot of posts here about making women jealous in order to get them interested. That works if you only want to get your dick wet, but only for a while. Once women catch on to the “game” you’re playing they stop being interested in you.
I hate women so much. I wish I were a clownfish.
Giving women rights was a mistake.
sort of nervous to post this but i'm also pretty young and have been looking at a lot of stuff online that makes me just want to give up on women, like being a nice guy or being too emasculine, stuff like that just really makes me hate society, who created these moronic standards? like not even for dudes but chicks too, why are we expected to do certain things or act a certain way just because of our genitals? the thing that sucks is that women are naturally attracted to masculinity and all that stuff so complaining about it is pretty much pointless, you just have to try and put an image out for yourself i guess? idk i've kinda already given up, not that i want to die alone or anything but focusing on women is just too much of a stress and pain for me
Just focus on improving yourself and the right woman will come around.
I know it’s a very cliche thing to say but you do need to be yourself. Talk to women and keep it short, ask questions and get them talking about themselves. The first conversation I had with a woman that got me laid started with me asking her if she wanted to go out. Don’t overthink it.
>who created these moronic standards?
No clue, but whoever they were, should get their ass beat. Maybe it worked back when they were alive, but it effectively fricked everything entire centuries from then.
I like the way animals do it. They'll literally frick anything as long as its available and they're in the vincinity.
>tfw women like you
>tfw they maintain eye contact
>tfw you've gotten your dick wet
>tfw you first meet someone and desire shows on her face
i just think it's funny how people seemed to think clarence was in the spectrum when jeff was the obvious autismo
I still can't believe Clarence of all shows made an Incel joke nearly a decade before it started getting popular
Nice guy meme has been around since the early 00s and I'm sure there were iterations way before that we don't remember because we don't have a meme codex throughout history.
A meme codex sounds like an amazing thing to exsist, I wish it were real