I watch so much Harry Potter it's literally unhealthy

I watch so much Harry Potter it's literally unhealthy

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  1. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    a lot of women do

  2. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    You are a woman.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      a lot of women do

      >I can get Cinemaphile to validate me by saying I watch Harry Potter
      Screencapped, my sisters need to hear about this!

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >You can get validation from Cinemaphile
        >But only if you say you like Harry Potter
        This kills the troon.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          When did tv start hating trans folk? Is this a /misc/ psyop?

  3. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hermoinie sex

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Hermione IS sex.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Hermione IS sex.
        Yep

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          She shows her legs and puts on some heels and anons are already forgiving her. But no. She still needs to apologize.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            >She still needs to apologize.
            https://voca.ro/17626uZyxpU9

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              >And when I first got into the backseat for a little... um... you know...

              What did she mean by this?

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Has she apologized yet?

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Radcliffe has a kid
          >Grint has a kid
          >Rowling has multiple kids
          >Emma has...
          Oh no no no Emma bros!

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Oh no no no Emma bros!
            She has her brother, and a bottle of Gin.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Taking your childless spinster sister on a date so that she can have at least one night where she doesn't cry herself to sleep
              What a good brother.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Hermione IS sex.

      >Hermione IS sex.
      Yep

      veganal oral or anal?
      What sex position?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        All of them.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Anal only

  4. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Are you a kid or a millennial woman

  5. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >nobody even mentions Hogwart's Legacy after the release

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      People will talk again when the Switch port drops and it runs like shit
      That said, it's a mid game. Character interactions are boring, it doesn't feel much like you are "living" hogwarts at all, just following some boring story with the usual open world slop and RPG elements every soulless AAA game have now

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        How moddable is it?

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >How moddable is it?
          On the pc? clothing mods, face mods and reshades.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >when the Switch port drops
        Fricking lmao, it's still not out? Wasn't it delayed 5 months after the launch, and it STILL isn't out and seemingly has no release date? Kek
        Not only was the game mostly trash, but imagine playing it ln the switch as well

  6. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I have never seen any of the movies.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Gms

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      the first 2 are the only ones worth watching, comfykino directed by Chris Columbus

  7. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    A bunch of the later movies don't hold up. Bad acting, bad romantic chemistry between actors, we barely get any actual character building, these movies haven't aged well.

  8. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >the episode where Hagrid caught the first years using polyjuice potions to look older and blackmail the older kids by having sex with them and then threatening them with statutory rape accusations
    >the episode where Dumbledore was informed that a date rape epidemic had broken out because the widespread availability of love potions but brushed it under the rug to avoid having to tell the ministry
    >the episode where Harry Potter was ill for a week and Dumbledore took it out on everyone by only letting them eat porridge and toast
    >the episode where a first year went missing after sneaking into the forbidden forest and Dumbledore smudged his records to make it look like he never attended Hogwarts
    >the episode where the kids were clearly all drunk off butterbeer that Hagrid had given them and none of the teachers reported it
    >the episode where Mrs McGonnegal found out that the kids had been using the room of requirement to get back-alley abortions
    >the episode where Fred and George laced the water supply with polyjuice potion to make everyone look like Snape

  9. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    How about that episode where JK Rowling writes the dullest franchise in the history of movie franchises? Seriously each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.

    Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody?just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.

    >a-at least the books were good though
    "No!" The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."

    I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >How about that episode

      Are you from the future? Hows the show?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Emma is naked behind that curtain

        HNNNNG!!!

  10. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just play the game.

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