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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      how can this be the dormpudge midcore dumb-butt college girl from Siocial Network

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        she just lost a little weight and has bangs now, absolutely the same otherwise

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      dang, dakota looking mighty fine

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I need her to dominate my wiener.

      One minute I held the key, next the walls were closed on me

      SEXOOOOOOOO

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >funny?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      6/10

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        homie, you would piss and shit in your pants if a woman like that even looks at you in real life.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        only good and honest post in the thread

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I love pantyhose so much bros, pure sex

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous
        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          gift wrapped

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >I sexually identify as a bag of oranges

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Women’s nylon-clad feet are magnetic to my mouth because my tongue is attracted to them

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I need her to dominate my wiener.

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Mommy

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Nice mobile phone screenshot filename.

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    195695070
    i’ll never understand the absolute meltdowns autists have over the choices of technology that people use

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Sometimes I sit in front of my pc and phonepost

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Dangerously based.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >haha le contrarianism!

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I look like this and post like this.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I look like this and post like this.

          BASED
          A
          S
          E
          D

          >samegayging in 2024

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I look like this and post like this.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        BASED
        A
        S
        E
        D

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        MEGA BASED MEGA BASED MEGA BASED MEGA BASED MEGA BASED MEGA BASED MEGA BASED MEGA BASED MEGA BASED MEGA BASED MEGA BASED MEGA BASED MEGA BASED MEGA BASED MEGA BASED MEGA BASED MEGA BASED MEGA BASED MEGA BASED MEGA BASED MEGA BASED MEGA BASED MEGA BASED MEGA BASED

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      NOO YOU CAN ONLY POST ON Cinemaphile FROM YOUR PERSONAL COMPUTER!

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        That's actually Pirate Software's dad.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      there was a time when phoneposting was new and it was obviously dragging down the quality of posts. Instead of 3-4 sentences average you'd be lucky to get even a single full sentence.

      However board culture has changed and it's been like 10 fricking years now so it's time to move on.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine getting this asshurt over being called out on an anonymous Dakota Johnson anime forum.

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Her only good look.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      How can she look average and gorgeous in the same photoshoot

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        that other pic is edited you numbskull

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >get these micks away from me

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >Captain Theoden in Titanic had the right idea about these Irish types

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        unironically looks hotter in the pic you posted

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      2/10, those tattoes are disgusting.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      globohomosexual tattoo
      yiddish property trash

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    One minute I held the key, next the walls were closed on me

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      hahahaha sounds like a trapped in the closet metaphor

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I just replayed a small section a few dozen times. Hint: it was a flashback

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Everyone who does something like Fifty Shades Grey is pure trash.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      wasnt she asked by her bf to put anal beads up her ass and went to a party? every time i see her i think she might have anal beads up her ass

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      esl

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Inorganic thread

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Take your meds.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Buy a fricking ad, you homierdly israelite.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >no, you can't discuss something current, you must be shilling!!!!
          Again, take your meds, schizo.

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I feel attracted to her

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Same. I have the desire to hold her, kiss her and have sex with her. If you know what I mean.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I would go as far as procreating with her

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        This but also I want to be her son

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          You could be this guy's

          I would go as far as procreating with her

          son.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I bet she's fantastic at hand holding.

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Will Madame Cum be her career performance?

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Madame Wall

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >34 years old
    >anons start spouting mommy memes
    Jesus Christ, I'm old.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It's her own fault, with that sexually weaponized ad read.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Source me up

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I want to break into her house, steal all the coke and watch her panic and hyperventilate when she comes home.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      She's more of a Pepsi gal.

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    this is her and it is real

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I'd lick her soles until my tongue bleeds

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >partner: Chris Martin
    What the frick?

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      do women know? they have to, right?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >nooo why cannot women just exist without men assuming them sexual

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          who are you quoting?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          What the frick does that even mean and who has ever said that? Show me, I want to see this cartoon of a human being that you clearly did not conjure up in your lexapro and estrogen riddled brain.
          Show us.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Women know when they have cute feet yes. When they chat among themselves there's sometimes agonising over "I have such ugly feet etc". Like knowing you're attractive, the women with nice feet know they have nice feet and what this can do to men. Of course, context is still everything

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >tfw your gf lets you play with her feet and teases you about it

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Women know when they have cute feet yes. When they chat among themselves there's sometimes agonising over "I have such ugly feet etc". Like knowing you're attractive, the women with nice feet know they have nice feet and what this can do to men. Of course, context is still everything

        Following on from this, the reason quite a few women IRL are averse to having their feet touched / played with are because they're self-conscious about them and don't think they have nice feet. In my experience women who DO have nice feet are much more willing to have fun doing stuff with them

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    boring nepobaby normies pretend is interesting because ellen didn’t go to her birthday party or whatever

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    mid

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    mid ???

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      yes, very much so
      >b cups
      >skinny yet has cellulite

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Didn't realize that was her

  23. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      They put the lie detector on her breasts? Beyond based. breasts don't lie.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Did you ever accidently crush a man's balls with a hammer during your CBT sessions?
      >No
      >BEEP

  24. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Is this the b***h from 50 Shades of Gray?
    Looks like 1000% more israeli now

  25. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    for me ? It's women

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Wait, so if a woman tells me I'm intense, that means she wants to frick? I thought it was a PC way of calling me an incel.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >God Anon you're so intense
        >*bites lip
        >"b***h DID YOU JUST CALL ME INCEL ??????"
        >REEEEEEE
        >*punches her in the stomach and stomps her head*
        many such cases here

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          What actually happened is I laughed and told her I get that all the time. She prefaced her statement of calling me intense with, "Don't take this the wrong way..."
          Also, this woman was not attractive. She was some commiefornian nonbinary woketard whose only personality trait was telling people how fricking quirky they are.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      YAWOWZER BOWSER MARIO! IS THAT LE HECKIN WOMEN PRETENDING TO BE LESBIANS AND MAKING OUT FOR MALE ATTENTION? OH MY BROTHER IN israelite, I LITERALLY CAN'T EVEN RIGHT NOW AHHHH I'M GONNA COOM COOM COOOOOOOOOM!!!!

  26. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    she is a goddess

  27. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    That's rough, I'm sorry dude.

  28. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    yfw never be objectified.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      All the comments on this video are incels raging about "what if the genders were reversed" and coomer pajeets saying "yes madam please allow me to be doing the needful"

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I wouldn't mind being objectified once.

  29. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Wish I could live in her high heels

  30. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >no one posted the webm
    When did this board become so fricking shit?

  31. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Is she the most blatant case of filthy nepotism? She makes Maya Hawke look talented

  32. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    She looks like my ex girlfriend.
    BARF!

  33. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw Cinemaphile convinced me years ago that she's actually ugly and I just believed them
    frick you guys she's hot as frick, even with her bland boy body

  34. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Cinemaphile and obsessing over post wall mid level chicks, name a more iconic duo.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >homosexuals not being attracted to Milfs aged like fine wine but instead Femboys and trannies

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >brings up trannies and femboys out of nowhere

        Freudian slip? Either way those choices aren't mutually exclusive. You can enjoy whatever the frick you want.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >You can enjoy whatever the frick you want.
          i'd enjoy raping you lil homie

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I appreciate the compliment.

  35. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >wrinkly
    >bangs hiding receding hairline
    >breasts barely able to push out dress so it looks like she's just wearing a torn tshirt
    >embarrased expression
    >even when she smiles eyes don't sparkle
    sometimes it's really obvious you guys just wanna frick your moms

  36. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    shes pretty hot but those snl nerds were right shes been rocking them bangs for a decade and a half now

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Deshcanel has been wearing bangs her entire life. Some girls just look so damn good with bangs no one cares.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      You don't mess with perfection.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      still looks fricking nice

  37. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Dakota is a 10/10 waifu.

  38. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

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