I watched this movie last night and I can barely remember anything that happened in it
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I watched this movie last night and I can barely remember anything that happened in it
Skill issue
I remember Quaritch son being a tarzan boy raised by scientists
He wants to bang one of Jake Sully's blue daughters
What a weird movie
Can't blame him.
I like the part when she started wearing jellyfishes like a backpack
>Oh, by the way, these guys let you breathe underwater
>Also, your daughter who is the Navi incarnation of Pandora itself can communicate with them
>No, she will not bring any along to her drowning family.
She brought it for Neytiri?
How the frick was that supposed to work anyway? Did they blood eagle the navi and inject air directly into their lungs?
I think the Na'vi bond with it via Tsaheylu
Not Sully's daughter...well, adopted. That blue monke was the daughter of Sigourney's avatar. Somehow. Which they hand-waved away, because obviously it will be part of part 3 or 4.
Tonowario
What did you think of Tuk? Cute right?
>Filename is Weet ik ak bak seet
The water chieftan's wife was constantly pregnant
Her baby bump is bigger at the end of the movie compared to when the Sullies first arrive.
Because nothing happens. It's the opposite instead since dead characters start being revived and literally no one dies except for the obvious cannon fodder that is introduced within it.
>3 fricking hours and neither the revived villain nor the new villainess die.
>Zoomer navi
>Am I still supposed to feel bad about these cartoon cave people?
>Whale cum is moronic, at least the unobtanium from last movie made sense
>Entire movie you're spammed with "but who rly is Ripley's daddy?" as if it was a Mexican soap opera and 3 hours later, there's no answer. Guess I gotta waste 3 more hours watching A3 to find out.
>More Blue Gamora cringe, because A1 wasn't cringe enough, right?
>Guess plagiarizing Dances With Wolves wasn't enough so now Free Willy and Jungle Book are being ripped off.
MC's twin brother is getting clone-revived next, I'm calling it now. Twin brother turns out to be a lichurly Hitler character in some half assed plot twist so MC and Quaritch have to team up in order to take him down in yet another twist.
>>More Blue Gamora cringe, because A1 wasn't cringe enough, right?
Every time I saw Zoe Saldana's character and heard her voice acting "native" I just kept thinking
>but isn't she fundamentally against this kind of shit? Doesn't she just date white guys and act like a typical ofay American? Isn't she rich? Why is she doing this if she inherently would be on the side of the human and not the Na'vi?
>actors don't behave like the characters they portray and are in fact just directed on how to act
thank frick i'm not an actor
neither is sam worthington to be dead honest
>villains NEED to die by the end of a movie
>all questions MUST be answered by the end of the movie
This is just the second entry out of a 5-movie saga.
>villains NEED to die by the end of a movie
>all questions MUST be answered by the end of the movie
Yes. Every movie doesn't have to be capeshit and I'm not some mouthbreathing basedcuck like you.
>Lord of the Rings: The two towers is now capeshit
That's literally what capeshit is. Almost every villain is introduced and killed off in the same movie.
>That's literally what capeshit is. Almost every villain is introduced and killed off in the same movie.
The Godfather trilogy is lichurly capeshit now. Well done, moron.
>All villains must die by the end
Not only a new villain is introduced (and then forgotten almost immediately) but the last one is revived.
>All questions must be answered
Not "all questions", literally the only question that there is, the only mystery in this 3 hours long bore.
NOTHING happens.
>no goy you don't get it, you just have to wait 5 more years and spend $100+ on more movie tickets and 12 more hours of your life and THEN this movie will make sense
No, frick you. If you can't tell a compelte story in 3 hours, it's not worth it.
Stay in school, kid.
Neytiri was psychopatic
It was hot
Neytiri is racist.
>psychopatic
LOL. You literally have spell check.
Just means you're normal.
>Forest Tribe goes to Water Tribe for sanctuary
>Must learn their ways to be accepted
>All of them instantly learn The Way of Water even better than the Water Tribe
Colonizer bullshit. Into the trash, please.
human DNA, humans learn faster than navi.
>>All of them instantly learn The Way of Water even better than the Water Tribe
>even better
How? In what way? Afaik they only learn the basics
>Son becomes best friends with a whale they all fear
>Daughter goes full Aquaman without even attending a lesson
Admittedly, the other two are filler characters.
They banished Payakan, if they hadn't someone would've bonded with him. He just happens to save the forest kid's life.
And Kiri is literally Ewya incarnate
I couldn't watch it once it switched to English
Cameron is a fricking hack and I would imagine that Terminator 1 and 2 and Aliens were so cool because of other people, not as a direct result of Cameron's actions
I liked the Hunt for Red October style language switch.
The idea that Na'vi would be interchangeable with English is fricking moronic
The cultures are completely different, there would be a lot of things that were very difficult to translate
At least the subtitles imply that a lot of what they are saying might be lost, because that is the nature of subtitles.
But the concept that now any consoomer could just be dropped into their culture and find out that the Na'vi are "just like me" is fricking stupid
It was fricking cringe.
Neytiri is...
The whale hunting sequence was really good
Well, maybe if you're 12. They have literal starships and helicopters that could tag and lift them to shore to process. But somehow, with the insane technical levels of humans in this movie, they go back to 18th century technology. Because...Cameron reasons. (Rule of cool)
The rule of cool is the single most important rule there is
why did one of Jake Sully's kids hang out with a whale?
Because it saved him. Also alien whales are more intelligent than us!
The casting in this movie is nonsensical
Who the frick's gonna buy Tony Soprano's wife as a military general?
That was so bad. She hit the wall hard, not that she was ever that good looking (don't reeee at me, Sopranos gays), and she has no command presence. There are tons of older actresses who would have been better casting. Like that old chick from Orange Is The New Black and Star Trek.
filtered
more Kiri please
I agree
it's literally
>CGI: the movie
i still remember everything 5 months later
check out yourself dude, it might be some brain disease
when Cinemaphile anons shit on Avatar i unironically realize that despite all that "WE HATE CAPESHIT!" shtick they have, all of their brains were scorched exactly by capeshit so they stopped to even distinct good movies like Avatar from capeshit
its just sad
you all are dead inside
Cinemaphile is just Cinemaphile wearing a mask now
I liked it better when it was avatar 1. And I liked that better when it was Dances With Wolves.
You wanting to frick the CGI cat doesn't make it a good movie, my dude.
Frick off back to plebbit, they lifted the "strike" days ago
i mean its the good movie by a fricking definition
it has all components done competently and no, its not just a video game techno demo, its also very moving and emotionally charging movie
you literally has zero arguments to shit on the movie
it has its flaws, but they dont make Avatar 2 not a good movie
so frick off, moron
Not ever Cinemaphileanon is the same, dumbass. There are multiple factions who don't agree on what's kino. And the marveldrones have definitely been seething about Avatar ever since Cameron announced his sequels. They're upset that Avatar takes away money and attention from their comic book films and that people actually like it unlike the comics which audiences view as an obligation to watch
>Jake leads skirmishes against the humans that returned
>Jake's younger is gun-ho and stupid
>Jake also has an adopted daughter from Sigourney Weaver and Quaritch's son
>Quaritch comes back as an avatar to try and assassinate Jake
>Chud gets Jake's kids
>Jake gets them back except for Spyder
>Jake convince ne'tiri that Chud is a right dick who will endanger them if they stay
>they frick off to chill with the water peeps
>one of his sons (younger one?) befriends a space orca
>daughter is literally space Jesus
>Chud keeps hunting them
>Jake accidentally reveals his position due to human tech
>Chud attacks
>Jake fights back
>big battle scene
>younger son dies
>capeshit looks embarrassing in comparison
>ne'tiri cuts Spyder's cheek
>Spyder saves his dad but tells him to frick off
That's basically it.
Also that beautiful rescue scene where this plays
And that ending when Jake and Neytiri link with the tree of souls and we get that tearjerker moment
All I remember is how stupid I thought the monsters looked.
Not cute like gremlins nor scary like tremors
I don't understand why people like these movies at all
>I don't understand why people like these movies at all
A millionaire spent 11 years of his life making a CGI-only movie despite nobody asking for it so I felt compelled to give him mo money for dem moobies.
2 BILLIES
Dey teek er billies
>The Resources Development Administration tries to kill Jake Sully, resulting in a minor scuffle aboard a commandeered whaling vessel. He escapes.
Waiting 15 years for this.
KIRI SEXO
Yes.
Got the flat colors done for this @Tiktuk piece.
oh hey, it's you
CUTE
is the cg worth watching for? is it really that much better than marvel if I have normie eyes?
Yes, it unironically looks beautiful
she looks good here
of course, Neytiri always looks good
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explain to me Cinemaphile why does Avatar man's kids act like regular kids in real life?
i would frick the blue pussy
I fell asleep during it, it's a great white noise type movie
She is sexual
She's so hot when she is in genocidal mode
I just bought Avatar 1 and Avatar 2 on 4K and I remember everything about both of them.
KIRI SEXO