I went to bed page and fricked a prost at a best western. Took me 50 mins to nut. What a waste of money she literally couldn’t handle my dick. I’m only 7” and I had to jerk off the last 10 min to cum. Fricking waste of 120$. Frick you Cinemaphile for recommending this dog shit to end a years dry spell. The sad part is that I was not only fitter but more attractive than the sea monkey I paid to frick
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Did you jerk off in front of her? You're paying for her time so it would be funny to make her watch.
She literally couldn’t make me nut so I had to take matters into my own hands as she massaged my groin. Paid for 30 mins but she lost track of time after she came
damn dude how low is your self esteem that you gotta post this shit on Cinemaphile on a saturday night
get your shit together
Low and I just got home I fricked the hole 12 hrs ago. Just warning all of you homosexuals not to fall for paying for pussy with cash. The point of sex is a sense of intimacy not the feeling of a warm hole to stick your dick in. Just got out of a 7 year relationship so I wanted to post this to warn other anons
>The point of sex is a sense of intimacy not the feeling of a warm hole to stick your dick in
but doesnt it feel good?
If you’ve ever experienced that level of connection fricking a prostitute is the equivalent of using a flesh light
Correct it does feel good but its addictive and gets expensive
Nice bro good on ya for trying. At least no more
>tfwnogf
>never kissed a girl
Posting from you
Lol just got out of a 7 year relationship of a gf that cheated on me that’s all mang
I go to asian massage parlors almost exclusively now. Even if you dont frick you get a great massage and hand/blowjob.
Sanpaku eyes are you mentally unwell anon
You look like a normal guy homie try getting free pussy
My ex cheated on me and now I feel like I’m a mentally unstable weirdo. Literally destroyed my confidence
Are you the bizarro version of me?
I cheated on my ex and my life has throroughly fallen apart since.
It gives me some solace knowing it doesn’t matter what end of the stick you are on but I really just want to learn how to connect with people again
Lift. Don't masterbate. If you don't have a hobby, just work nonstop and save your money. Stay on top of your bare necessities such as shaving (sorry), showering, cleaning, and groceries/bathing items. Avoid smokeables/alcohol like the plague and let yourself shine. You'll be alright. It isn't your fault she cheated; you'll find you're not even thinking about her anymore.
Thanks homosexual
No problem.
Thank you anon I appreciate the advice I’ve been focusing on work and jogging (not much of a gym rat). I just feel so awkward attempting to put myself out there on dating services like tinder because I think they are the bane of modern times. I just want to find a girl that I might be compatible with but am afraid I’ll end up hurt again and having to push that boulder of loneliness up that mountain again
>I just feel so awkward attempting to put myself out there on dating services like tinder
Try not doing this. You don't HAVE to be on a dating app to find someone. People still meet others in real life.
For some reason I feel like the residue of my past trauma sours my face to the point where I seem unapproachable to women. Maybe I should consider therapy or actually try saying hello before I assume that they will reject me outright. I went to see nick mullen with my brother last August at helium in Philly and I had a really cool convo with this chick but never followed through and asked for her number
Therapy is unnecessary. Follow the advice I gave you already.
Kek loser
I know anon. Maybe give some advice
Attention seeking homosexual. No wonder your bawd of an ex looked for a guy with more dignity than you.
I’ll take that as a compliment coming from a 26 year old virgin that just watched that new Wes Anderson movie alone