I will fricking NEVER stop being mad over this moronic change caused by a jealous roastie b***h actress.
Cooper and Audrey should have been together.
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I will fricking NEVER stop being mad over this moronic change caused by a jealous roastie b***h actress.
Cooper and Audrey should have been together.
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It was serendipity. Cooper getting with Audrey is a really bad idea. He should remain a pure but troubled man dedicated to his work, not some skirt chaser.
I agree, would've made Cooper unlikable.
So was it really better to have him hook up with some completely random, obviously forcibly introduced boring character, which was Annie?
Cooper and Audrey was insane chemistry and seeing how she was able to sway him from his work obsession was amazing to watch. Easily 10/10 sexiest relationship i've seen in a TV show.
> completely random, obviously forcibly introduced boring character, which was Annie
Annie Blackburn was an entity that moved Cooper towards his destiny. The character and the romance were supposed to feel unnatural.
>i-it was supposed to be bad!
i fricking hate you homosexuals
intention doesn't matter, execution does
Twin Peaks and probably Lynch in general isn't for you then. Go watch a romcom, there was a good men-friendly romcom thread recently.
i know Lynch and even people he rips off like Jodorovsky
the simple truth is that no matter the intention, Annie was a shit character with shit execution
whole story perfectly set up for Cooper and Audrey to be together, it was the best chemistry i have ever seen between two characters
>i know Lynch and even people he rips off like Jodorovsky
You need to watch more movies if you think Lynch rips off Jodo at all. I wouldn't be surprised if he's never even seen one of Jodo's films.
There was no setup, the arc ended with Audrey learning her lesson and getting more mature thanks to Cooper's help and guidance. You're seeing things that aren't there, probably because of personal feelings. Again, you just want a romcom to feel good, go watch one.
Huh?
>Lynch actually intended for Lara to act like a jealous b***h and derail the plot he intended to have played out
shut the frick up
Is there a reason why Audrey couldn't have done that instead?
I prefer it to ruining Coop's character, yeah. Annie may not have been handled perfectly well, but like the other guy said it managed to more or less work out in the end. The influence of Lynch towards the end probably helped that. She's really not a major problem for me in S2. There are far greater frick ups.
>Far greater frick ups
Such as?
Half the season being devoted to random, irrelevant subplots for starters. Josie's death and really that whole plotline feel like a frickup too. Her death in particular is both laughable and anticlimatic.
Her death(?) was random and hilarious and then never mentioned again which makes it kino
Wasn't Annie only a year older than Audry or something?
I think she was 20, but the actress was five years younger than Audrey's
Well there you go, it kind of destroys the whole "noble" Coop aspect. Also I don't know wtf Heather Graham did to herself after Twin Peaks but there was a noticeable glow up, she looks like shit in TP
it's not just the age that bothers me but that she's still in school. gross behavior for an FBI agent to start a relationship with a high school student
cucked feminist world view that states women need an education. Pathetic.
meds
Yeah, I remember whole episodes being dedicated to excruciatingly boring stuff like Nadine being mentally a teenager and all the Christine mill stuff, at which point I tuned out. They really ran out of steam around halfway through the second season and started pushing the "parody soap opera" stuff too much as opposed to the "mysterious weird stuff in the woods" stuff.
>It would've been a really bad idea
>Lynch has Evil Coop rape and impregnate her anyway
lmfao
But that's Bad Coop. Not comparable. Bad Coop raping Audrey is actually more interesting anyway.
Wasn't it also because MacLachlan cucked to muh "age gap" sentiments?
I think this was just an excuse to cave in to his gf's demands. If not for that, he would be fine with it.
Qrd?
Twin Peaks had two characters. Main Character was Dale Cooper, an FBI agent solving the mystery of the murder in the town, which was the center of the entire plot.
There he met a high school girl Audrey Horne who developed a crush on him and tried to help him with investigation.
Both had insanely good chemistry and relationship through the entire show and the script intended for them to end up together.
However, Cooper's actor was dating another actress who also was on the show and she was growing jealous of Audrey's actress. She eventually threatened Lynch to leave the show if Audrey is given more screen time, so Lynch changed the script and ditched the whole relationship and instead of Audrey, Cooper ends up with a forced shitty character who was introduced literally last minute into the show to keep the plot going.
Worst part is that Cooper's actor's gf left ANYWAY and another actress was playing her in the movie that came out later so the whole change was fricking pointless and ruined what was an amazing plot and one of best relationships ever put in television.
Unconfirmed rumor. Leave mixing tv show story arcs with real-life romance between actors to gossiping girls that read lady magazines.
It is a fact confirmed by multiple actors that Lara Flynn Boyle is a c**t who was difficult to work with and was shitty to other actors and was jelaous of Audrey's actress.
And you read this in a lady magazine?
>NOOO YOU CANNOT DEMAND GOOD CHEMISTRY BETWEEN CHARACTERS OR YOU ARE A LADY MAGAZINE RELATIONSHIP OBSESSED gay
i fricking hate this board sometimes
FYI, rumors like these were a marketing tactic of the time, spread to attract the soap opera watching female audience. Still not seeing what I'm getting at?
Hi.
you do realize that the whole drama was reveales YEARS after show was finished, right?
Revealed where?
Anyway, the argument is pointless. Twin Peaks is a parody of soap operas of the time, if you want the show to trully follow soap opera tropes you admit you're anti-Twin Peaks and anti-Lynch. I already said that several posts ago.
you fricking absolute moron
Lynch himself wanted them to be together, it was the actress that fricked it up
just because it's a parody doesn't mean it has to deny EVERY FRICKING CLICHE in some moronic modernist fashion like every modern show ever
you and people like you are the fricking reason why modern shows suck so much
it's not a parody. Lynch is a very genuine person, he doesn't do parodies
Idk about that.
He does deconstruction and satire, which is Not necessarily parody.
is Audrey's actress a valid source of information?
Absolutely not. She's a schizo that lies for attention.
> Lynch himself wanted them to be together
And that is, let me guess, another rumor, revealed by someone somewhere? Because evidence speaks of the contrary - while Lynch was involved more closely, there was no romance and Cooper made his intentions towards Audrey very clear.
Kyle Maclachlan has stated several times that he spoke to Lynch about the romance to quash it. that it came from LFB is what Audrey's actress has been saying
Go tongue punch laras dusty fartbox somewhere else. Shes probably STILL mad she was the least interesting and likeable girl on the show.
Hi lara! Easy on the bogging.
If everyone calls you a c**t, maybe they're the c**ts.
Lmao what dumb c**t logic. Are you literally lara flynn boyle?
thats crazy
i guess i know how she played the b***h donna so good - she wasnt acting
I'm glad it didn't happen. Annie was a shitty forced character but I like it better this way.
I prefer they didnt get together. Wouldve been out of character for Cooper. That 2nd half of season 2 I dont give a frick about. The show is dead at that point
>tfw tired of twin peaks for almost three decades
That would've been gross for Agent Cooper to do. They had insane chemistry though and should've still had scenes together.
I guess I'm in the minority but I far prefer and actually like Annie
true, she was almost completely dropped out of the story afterwards too, and then it got cancelled and we got that terrible reboot a few years ago
>we got that terrible reboot a few years ago
Filtered
You would have gotten one really hot love scene and then what? What would make the show better if Cooper and Audrey were fricking as opposed to them not fricking? It's not like the show would have actually shown them doing it, so basically you'd just get sexual tension. But their relationship already has sexual tension.
Catharsis. Pay off. The point of story telling. I would have been rewarded for my investment. Hello? This is writing 101.
t. roastie who needs her love scenes
Cope Lara
This is also cope, just a different kind.
A roastie had a problem with another roastie getting more attention than her, so she had the show changed to suit her. It didnt help her career, it made the show a bit worse, to this day the other roastie is still more popular, and worst of all is you have a group of low test oldies justifying it retroactively with sub-60 iq defenses like "you must be woman".
The lack of catharsis with Audrey will always be one of the major misses in television history.
Are you really saying Sherilyn Fenn had a better career than Lara Flynn Boyle?
She did, cope Lara
Of Mice and Men is KINO
Oh lord, we have a zoomer on our hands
I mean, I get where you're coming from, I was kinda blueballed by them not fricking too. But maybe it's better as a Mulder-Scully sort of thing. In movies/shows as in real life, sometimes once you actually frick the person you've been obsessing over it turns out that there's really not much there for a sustained relationship, it was just sexual tension that just got satisfied and thus popped like a bubble in the wind. Could the writers have done a good job of a Dale-Audrey romance? Sure, in theory. They are written as both being intelligent despite the age difference, so there could be something there. But what would you want to see their romance unfold like?
what are you talking about? the new actress that played donna in prequel movie?
Can you bother reading the thread?
Would be pretty out of character for Cooper, a boyscout FBI agent, to date a 17 year old girl
To be fair, the actress was like 25. But yeah, maybe it wouldn't be out of character for me but it would be for Cooper.
We're talking about the fricking show, not the actors
Bro the whole Twin Peaks series is a blueballing. Did you notice how multiple times they switched from investigating the interesting mystic mystery to following really boring soap opera subplots? The whole show is like this, it's not like the Cooper-Aubrey stuff is the only blueballing.
It's almost like the show is a soap opera centered on a murder investigation
Yeah but the show is good when it's like 1/3 parody soap opera, 2/3 investigation. When it's all parody soap opera and investigation, it gets dull.
*all parody soap opera and no investigation
Audrey was 19 canonically, so an adult. Frick what everyone else says.
you're completely right, anon, ignore all these homosexual zoomers who first heard about twin peaks last months
I don’t think Cooper would have gone for Audrey even if the actress was insanely hot
Bros...
Reminder that she showed everything in Two Moon Junction
>Audrey can't get in a relationship with Cooper because she's a minor
>But she can get railed by the guy from titanic in the back of a rusty airplane
What the frick was that arc. ZERO chemistry.
Shelly > Maddie > Laura > Norma > Audrey > D*nna
Maddie is dull