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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    This is way better and its actualy gonna win. Eurovision is a crigefest, watch as we school you euro autismos with our Med coolness.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      What the frick even is Eurovision genre? It's like some unholy amalgamation.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        The ultimate display of globalism.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous
          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Always knew David Alaba was zesty

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Wtf is going on here? Who is the white guy in the back holding up a star flag?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Hujeda mig

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        precisely that - its own genre specifically designed to win these awards

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        precisely that - its own genre specifically designed to win these awards

        Occasionally something would break the mold.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >we couldnt come up with an act, so we ripped off GWAR

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Well Marina Satti is semi ironic traditional greek music turbofolk balkan Rosalia music

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Wow, a Euro who isn't a homosexual. Who'd have guessed?

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    That's Conchita!

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    That's not an original song, is it? I feel like I've heard it before

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    europapabros where are we at

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      did he make it to the finals?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        eurovision is in 3 weeks, but bookmakers say he will be in top 3

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          wow, 6 times the money for netherlands??? Easy money

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          what were the odds for Loreines Tatoes last year?
          less than 2?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous
          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            fake odds, see https://eurovisionworld.com/odds/eurovision-2023
            Loreen was top 1 prediction

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              those are the final odds, they aren't comparable to the mid-april odds like

              Betting pool determines the winner, it has never been wrong.
              So, congrats on Switzerland for winning.

              Btw, she isn't lesbo or bi, she is married (to a man) has a child, she just felt like she should do some LGBT activist shit.
              And for that reason, Russia, Turkey and Hungary cut her whole performance out of their broadcast

              Meanwhile nobody had issue with Austrian troony

              and

              eurovision is in 3 weeks, but bookmakers say he will be in top 3

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >another euro dance
      I wonder if he will become friends with Windows95man

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Btw, this only 2nd time Finland's performance will get censored.
        First time was when that one lady-singer ended the her song by kissing one of female background dance

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Which lady-singer?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Betting pool determines the winner, it has never been wrong.
            So, congrats on Switzerland for winning.

            Btw, she isn't lesbo or bi, she is married (to a man) has a child, she just felt like she should do some LGBT activist shit.
            And for that reason, Russia, Turkey and Hungary cut her whole performance out of their broadcast

            Meanwhile nobody had issue with Austrian troony

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >eurodance
      yeah ok im listening
      >JUNGE
      frick yes

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Sending a troony satanist to make sure you lose

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    based, an absolute banger and she's super hot in the video
    might even send a text to support her

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >over half of the shots are male models
      it's an improvement over a bearded troony but it was still gay as frick

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        i dont mind, the male form is beautiful and inspiring

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    This is currently the favourite, I'm now sure how as it's fricking awful.

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    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Eurovision's main demographic are gays and women.
      Everyone else just watches to banter about other countries

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        The Germans and Bongs having a competition for last place was top bants last year.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      nah, judging by tubeviews Netherlands will win it in a landslide

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    eurovision was fun to watch a few years back, but like everything has been irrevocably contaminated by gen z and nu-gays

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >I will watch eurovision for he/she

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      His song was bretty mediocre. Globohomosexual agenda wins again!

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I want Windows95 Man to win.

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Will Australia win again?

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Montaigne was way better

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Greekanon here. Our shills keep insisting that foreigners love our song and it's just bitter jaded greeks that don't like it. You don't really like that shit, do you?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      swede here, Greece was shit, couldn't bother watching the vid to the end

      The girl isn't hot enough (no Helena), wore globo-colered clothes, and her singing was more annoying than anything

      tbf, the unplugged version sounds better

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >no Helena
        Thanks for the genes on that one, swedebro.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Just listened to it, boring. Sounds like generic Balkan slop with some Billie Eilish ripoff bit near the end.

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    post hot babes

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      why not post something more exotic?

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Think some of those twinks impregnated my butthole through the monitor.

    Also the song is fricking trash.

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I wonder what the point of Eurovision is. The only careers it has launched have been that of ABBA and Maneskin, everyone else fades into obscurity within a year. So why waste all that money on its organisation?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Celine Dion too, who entered for Switzerland for .. whatever reason

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Originally the idea was to replace war as the decisive factor and instead compete about being the best in something less violent like sports and culture:

      Early on they actually wrote some good stuff:

      Then in the mid 70s more countries got in and colortelevision was invented, so the music/lyrics had to share "space" with looks and feels. Some acts focused on the latter (hot girls, gimmicks or funny/witty moments).

      The language/culture barrier between the countries is another factor. Lyrics/songs aren't easy to translate. As an artist you stand before a dilemma; to sing at your own language to win the national competition or to sing in english an risk loosing because the people doesn't understand english. This was especially obvious with the eastern block after the 90s to the mid 00s. Since its easier to look good or act cool more and more countries has focused on producing something that stood out. When you compete against 30+ other acts you have to make yourself noticable in a way and can't have a song that ain't catchy.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      i think it was invented during the cold war to bring people together you know after almost getting nuked by cuba.

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    My queen! How are you today, fellow superior taste gentleman?

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Oh i see the shill threads have started
    I shall be boycotting it

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Who is she? I am interested in her nipples

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Are Isralei and Australia in Europe?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      No, and neither are Cyprus and Armenia. Them's the breaks.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      if Azerbaijan (a country most people didn't know existed or vaguely assumed was some exotic tropical paradise a million miles away and not some post-soviet hellhole right on Europe's doorstep if they did) can win and host it several times, then they might as well let anyone enter

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        See the spelling filter picks up things well, Ben. Shalom!

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Rim tim for the win

  23. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Did any of Eurovision winners ever got big?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      lordi was a thing before
      lena (larv oh larv) still makes music, but its even more generic pop trash
      the italian band Maneskin went on to be pretty successful internationally

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      You might have heard of ABBA.
      Or Celine Dion.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Motorhead and Helloween competed but never won

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Riverdance

      it was an event opener though and not an actual entry

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Ruslana was in GTA IV

  24. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    whomst

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      bruh are you moronic?

  25. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I sure hope they aren't going to allow that genocidal, racist, war mongering, famine creating, drone striking country in this year.
    Am I right ladies?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      yes, only democratic countries that support democratic values are allowed

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      palestine?

  26. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    will they (arabs or israelites) ejaculate TNT all over the place

  27. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    hear most ME countries switch the broadcast to kids' cartoons or something for the duration of Israel's entry when airing it every year lol

  28. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Eurovision
    >Australia can compete
    >US cant
    Haha frick you whimpy eurosissies

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      europe cant compete with the fruityness of the us
      lil nas x and all those zesty bois would win every year

  29. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Why is Israel in Eurovision?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      vaguely recall Israel winning it one year in the late 90s with a full-on troony entry lel

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Also a few years ago with the memorable and remarkable lines
        >I'm not your toy
        >You stupid boy
        sung by a fat woman (I think).

  30. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Still my favorite goon fodder

  31. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    She cant sing shit

  32. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >the woke olympics
    nah, I'll pass

  33. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    when the frick did trance come back
    and why the frick can't they mix this shit properly in 2024
    holy frick

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      it never really left
      its formulaic and reliable af and requires little or no actual effort in its creation especially for something as disposable as the Eurovision

  34. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    who is this

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Famous Austrian artist Kaleen.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        So nobody. Ok

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      bro are you moronic? click the fricking link

  35. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    is Kosovo an officially recognised country?

  36. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Russia kicked out but Israel not, and even allowed to have a political song.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Israel isn't in Europe, why are they included in Eurovision?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Are you antisemite anon?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Of course, but that's not the problem. I support the complete destruction of Denmark, but they have the right to be in Eurovision. Israel is as much a part of Europe as Argentina, but a large emigration of vermin after WWII doesn't automatically qualify you for Eurovision.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            But Europe has a historical responsibility for Israel and its well-being. They're were their ancient population and hence more European than some present-day Europeans.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              I don't really care about that, because Israel isn't in Europe.
              Eurovision is for European countries, I don't even think Australia should be allowed in, because it's not a European country.
              If they want to start a new singing competition where they can include all the beatiful little freaks from every corner of the globe, that's fine, call it worldvision or something stupid like that.
              Eurovsion is for Europeans.

  37. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Euro time again? Did Poland send another troupe of their milk goddesses to the contest?

  38. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    do europeans actually care about this shit?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Not the white ones.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Only the white ones.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      mostly gays and women

  39. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >eurovision
    >bans russia
    >allows isreal
    ?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Poor Russia. I'm sure they're butthurt about that.

  40. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I'm sure that hosting it in the most muslim city in sweden where people hang the palestinian flag from their windows won't be an issue

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