I remember when I found out she died >working in Argos in the stockroom >eating my sandwich at break >someone has brought in a newspaper >start reading it >say outloud "oh no brittany murphy died" >a gay guy i worked with said solemnly "yeah"
hard to believe it was 15 years ago
>when asked if she was dating eminem >says yes >later revealed they didn't >then she says it was just a short fling >then she says they never had a thing >then she says she'll "never tell"
what was her problem?
Here's why I think y'all love this bawd tho: she married one of her simps! Cost her, her life, but proved that fat ugly losers can bang prostitutes if they're desperate enough.
She made fun of Ashton Kutcher for having a small dick. Later in life, Macaulay Culkin's ex (Mila) went on a British talkshow and bragged about how big Ashton's dick was compared to her ex boyfriends.
in some sort of time machine
I remember when I found out she died
>working in Argos in the stockroom
>eating my sandwich at break
>someone has brought in a newspaper
>start reading it
>say outloud "oh no brittany murphy died"
>a gay guy i worked with said solemnly "yeah"
hard to believe it was 15 years ago
'Brit is die'
'no'
She was poisoned medieval-style (like with straight poison, not even drugs) what the frick happened to her? Who did it?
idk man, her husband died the same way like 6 months later, really weird
paul oakenfold?
i thought he was still alive
many such cases
It was mold.
I’m like 80% sure I have mold hidden in the walls in my house and I’m going to die like her. I have so many mold toxin symptoms
It wasn't mold lmao it was the 12 different drugs she was binging
idk if you've ever met a coroner but they are a special type of dark and fricked up. you'd have to be to perform autopsies every day
>idk if you've ever met a coroner
no but i'm dying to
heh
Same homies who got Heath Ledger.
huh what u mean?
The Olsen twins?
stop being a degenerate
I was addicted to her sex scene in 8mile for a good while.
reminder that the coroner in her autopsy felt it necessary to describe her landing strip
well?
I didn't even know who she was an hour ago and I'm in love
You didn’t know Brittany Murphy?
‘The anus is unremarkable’
bullshit prove it
>Breasts are symmetric
>The pubic hair has been partly shaved
>No needle punctures
R.I.P. Sweet angel!
>The anus is unremarkable and atraumatic; no hemmorhoids were identified.
The Harley Quinn we all deserved ;_;
If the universe truely is infinite then somewhere out there this movie exists!
If the universe is infinite, somewhere out there is a planet just like ours, except Brittany Murphy was a kitty.
imagining her having sexual relations with dakota fanning in uptown girls was one of my first faps
>This Anon is my kind of scum!
reeks of pedophilia ITT
That Fanning wench gave me a permanent fetish for girls with deep-set/sleepy eyes.
On Cinemaphile!? moronic election tourist detected.
classy babe just like Brit
Drop Dead Gorgeous is pretty funny and an under mentioned Murphy kino.
If she were still alive today there's no doubt she would become a leftypol schizo
She was on some shit while shooting this
I am almost thirty years, and and she is so pretty I can't even keep eye contact with a ~20 year recording of her.
What’s the breathy 60 year old smokers voice without they gruff edge called?
Throaty
>when asked if she was dating eminem
>says yes
>later revealed they didn't
>then she says it was just a short fling
>then she says they never had a thing
>then she says she'll "never tell"
what was her problem?
>IIIIII'llll neevvver teeEEEeelll
Kek, forgotten trailer kino.
Here's why I think y'all love this bawd tho: she married one of her simps! Cost her, her life, but proved that fat ugly losers can bang prostitutes if they're desperate enough.
This is how women act when they hooked up with a guy with a lot of social cred who was a completely embarrassing lay she'll never go back to
Didn't even know she was sick
Why. She was so clearly a druggie prostitute who would have bottomed out no mater what anyone did.
Because she was a beautiful soul.
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She was such a cutie.
DO NOT remind me about Brittany.
feel like shit just want her back
you're a virgin who can't drive
>I wish I could have bred her
she was a smoking hot piece of ass
Ever see her in Black Snake Moan?
Same
Better to die than have your soul corrupted. She will be fun and pretty forever now.
They killed her just like they killed Heath Ledger
Why would the Olsens murder her?
I didn't even know she was sick
She made fun of Ashton Kutcher for having a small dick. Later in life, Macaulay Culkin's ex (Mila) went on a British talkshow and bragged about how big Ashton's dick was compared to her ex boyfriends.
I don't think she's really had a BWC. Ever.