I wish I was a cowboy in the 1800's so I could drink whiskey with Jane

I wish I was a cowboy in the 1800's so I could drink whiskey with Jane

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  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'd rather eat peaches with Al.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      With or without cinnamon?

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    she would reek

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Maybe we could take a bath together down in the creek

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        She’d have to get back in after I used her mouth to take a leak

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    i wish you killed yourself once and for all, adam.

    get out of my house and get a job you worthless homosexual

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I APOLOGIZE

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I wish I was a cowboy so I could find out what ‘Chicago style girls’ means.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      high class, fashionable, not orphanage bawds like at the gem.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Oh. I thought it meant like Chicago pizza, super thick, stinking of cheese and dripping grease everywhere.

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >NOOOO GOD PLEASE NO NOT ANOTHER JANE SCENE NOOOOOO CUT BACK TO AL PLEASE GOD

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Calm down doc, go have a dance with the gimp

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        The whole storyline with her was and the doc was wholesome comfy kino.
        I wish there was more western shows with that kind of comfy kino.

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    You died of dysentery.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      FORD THE RIVER

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    vile dyke

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    The real Calamity Jane was not this pretty.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Fricking ROUGH.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Any port in a storm

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        That's Ted Cruz

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        She looks a bit older there. That pic was probably taken after she had already aged out of prostitution and was trying to leverage her fame to create a more family friendly frontier-themed persona.

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    YEAH I FARDED, WHAT OF IT?

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Best line?
    >AAAHHH I BURNED MAH SNATCH!

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Be brief
      >BE FRICKED!

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >You disgusting tub of guts and blubber!

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    "He scared me, Charlie."

  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

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