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Please no more autistic female threads. Just take it to /LULZ/
autistic female threads are only shit when theyre made by Instagram tourist baitposters or e-girlgays trying to pass their shitty "quirky" waifu as 'autistic'
Ellie is a true and honest autist and deserves love
Also where the hell are the Tom storytimes?
Cringe, I wish this was cancelled
the ashbie and apu stuff was peak cringe
More like peak kino, Apu is based.
I'll admit Asley gets on my nerves and I say that as someone who was diagnosed with Asperger in 2006.
I don't follow
>2 autists
They'd just jerk off in separate corners.
Mutual masturbation is top tier.
Tom and Ellie are the best couple
artist?
just a drawgay on Cinemaphile
A pretty good drawgay... outside of his manhands that could make Genddy Tartakovsky jealous.
Manhands? Bro Ellie's hands are small and feminine, have you never seen a woman?
How the hell is it so sexy yet adorable at the same time
People associate Autism with innocence
because you're a pedo
Why is she so stacked holy shit
Autism.
I can't even get hard looking at this, just happy, look at them, having the time of their lives. That's just damn sweet.
Too cute. I wish them a long life, only parted by death and many many children.
>Stimming through an orgasm
Man.
Look at her little hands go.
(My hands also do that when older women give me blowjobs)
>(My hands also do that when older women give me blowjobs)
Story time.
I like getting blowjobs from ladies in their 60s. Their months feel the best.
February
Why this is not in the Cinemaphilellection?
There's a bunch of crap that doesn't get added to the Cinemaphilellection. The mods rarely check for anything new and they closed registration even before Booru did that themselves.
clearly we need a better collection not run by mods
but i suppose then we run the risk of homosexuals spamming it
Something like /aco/omers?
The stereotype is that autists are super focused on a certain subject. There gotta be autistic people out there that are sexperts.
Usually what happens, we get fetishes. Case in point, I’m a hyperfixated autistic with a fetish.
Me, i’m a huge sexpest
that's not too bad, especially if they end up watching each other.
You don't know autists
Sometimes I think normalgays and mid-to-low functioning tards, are more alike than high functioning aspies
Some horseshoe bullshit maybe
Midwits are a special kind of braindead.
wrong pic
Other way around, I know this from experience.
>Has a CS degree and knows C++, JavaScript, and Lua, but can only find shitty part time jobs
Ugh, ain't that the truth. I saw a study that had something stupid like 85% of autistic university graduates remaining unemployed or heavily delayed in entering the workforce despite being just as well, if not BETTER, qualified in whatever field they chose compared to neurotypicals, simply because fricking normie hiring managers sniff them out at the interview and automatically cross them off the list based on feels alone.
I've seen some incredibly fricking unintelligent people get fulfilling careers just because they... I don't know, SOUND normal?
Yea, about that...
i kind of get it. in a lot of jobs, the capability to communicate and socialize are important to making sure everything functioning probably, and these are both things autists struggle with. Imagine an office full of people constantly tripping over each other because none of them really want to communicate what they're doing or what the goals of whatever project they're working on are. Definitely not conductive to the kind of efficiency that many companies strive for.
I'm surprised nobody's tried to make this fake book into reality.
If I was a rich man I'd absolutely commission a 100+ page version drawn by Area
I'd ask if Area's capable of duplicating this style, but I imagine that's not what you'd be going for.
>a 100+ page version drawn by Area
couldn't you ask someone who wouldn't take 8 years to finish a comic?
What?
I would do it for free if somebody teaches me how to draw
Do it anyway bro, it doesn't have to perfectly fit the style of the books, we'll all know it's fake anyway
Just have fun the whole point is to make it funny
Is there a mega for the actual books?
I have all the books scanned. I'll upload them to a mega tomorrow.
Based anon
I would storytime it, but I heard all who previously attempted were banned and the book has loads of pages that I had to censor.
Yes
there's a mega for the tom books in this thread. The Ellie book is on archive.org.
SEX
amirite
https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/9180563/
It has been story timed once too many.
Holy fricking god
I read very dubious fanfiction stories and this is geniunely making me laugh every page.
bump
What's the first storytime thread? Apparently that wasn't the first either. Though I did enjoy the dumper's commentary.
are there men who actually creep on women in bathrooms? where they're in the middle of pissing and shitting? fricking why? (besides being into that)
>I can't believe someone was paid to build this stall
>none of the angles make any goddamn sense, how hard is it to use a square properly
>the walls aren't even the same length, how do you not buy multiples of the same length
>reeeeee
Is that what worries you? This toilet has no u-bend. It has no u-bend and it's still hooked to the water pipes.
A bucket would be less messy. A bucket can be taken out and dumped. A toilet without a u-bend is a bucket you can't take out and also the water is gonna make the whole thing so much worse.
>smoke in the school bathroom
>blow self up because of sewer gas buildup
But also there's no way for the weight of the tank water to force the toilet water to leave with the waste. Every time you flush that thing, it's gonna spill water with pissand shit. And the floor tiles don't make no sense either.
Well, this book was made by people who don't know how toilet work, how to wipe, and need to be taught how to shit.
That's America for you!
Speaking of moronic Americans that don't even know how to shit, you should learn how to detect a joke.
thank you for making my night
are you a plumber/engineer?
Cinemaphile is more autistic then the autists in the autist story
Ain't nothing autistic about public health and safety, son. Never let slumlords and unlicensed contractors get away with installations that endanger everyone else!
>Cinemaphile is more autistic then the autists in the autist story
1, it's "than", not "then". Get it right.
2, Yes, it is. And you're part of Cinemaphile
3, Since we like to jerk off to Ellie, is that meta or what? Autists jerking off to a jerking off autist.
4, Do you have LEGO? If sl6, show us some LEGO.
5, Never ever underestimate the need of an u-bend. Without it, you don't have a toilet.
>1, it's "than", not "then". Get it right.
fricking newbies I swear.
"than" used to be wordfiltered to "then" on all Cinemaphile boards.
What? No it wasn't, than/then errors trigger the frick out of me and I think I'd have fricking noticed if Moot was playing that particular brand of silly buggers.
Idiots have been mixing them for ages, used to be mainly ESLs but now everyone does it
>What? No it wasn't, than/then errors trigger the frick out of me and I think I'd have fricking noticed if Moot was playing that particular brand of silly buggers.
Sort of but no. A wordfilter existed but I got it backwards:
https://www.lurkmore.com/view/Cinemaphile_Wordfilters
>then -> than
also lol at this one
>7 chan -> 8 chan
What would the girl in Things Tom Likes be like in the bathroom as the image of Ellie in the bathroom is actually a traced image of Tom or vice versa, also I'd like to know what clothes she likes to wear even though she's naked here?
They are cute bodies.
Also I'd like to see them being in similar situations to Ellie and Tom along with this character drawn by the same illustrator.
What is PDAS?
Personal dick assistants
Not much, what's PDAS with you?
It's a type of Autism.
>dont want to do something
>be told you are mentally ill
Shrinks really piss me off. Those homosexuals should go do real medical work like dentistry.
>be male
>think you're female
>suddenly no longer get told you're mentally ill
Oy.
it's about time people realized most 'disorders' are just terms for things that inconvenience health specialists or make people harder to control, as opposed to things that actually harm the person or those around them, or personality traits that a person can't get over with a little encouragement and getting their shit together
The irony of this being posted on fricking Cinemaphile of all places is just hilarious.
t. normalgay
Yeah, it's one of those bullshit diagnoses like ODD that psychologists invent to pathologize any behavior they dislike, especially in kids. There was an experiment done once where a mentally healthy individual was planted into a psychward, and all of the doctors there "noticed" a whole list of symptoms and criteria that meant she'd have to stay. Psychological studies are so inconsistent in results that I've been leaning towards the entire field being a pseudoscience.
Psychological science is 99% of the time a way for people to 'deal with' those they don't like- from teachers and parents medicating little timmy because he wanted to play instead of sitting through math for several hours, to governments punishing dissenters and dangerous people
Legalize child beatings again and this will go away.
No it won't, anon, you little mongoloid, because the issue isn't "children are misbehaving", it's "children's normal behavior is being medicalized in order to control them, and adults too"
We need to start beating psychological scientists
YES IT WILL!!! Japan, Taiwan and South Korea do not have these issues because beating your kids is 100% legal there.
japan is in a unique state because most of the japanese are autistic
look at japanese culture, look at their social customs, their social code and behaviors, their interests, hell even their food, it all appeals to the autistic, the japanese as a race are nearly all inclined to be autistic and thats why despite being such an odd country in such an odd state theyre thriving the way they are
its a country built on autism
you cant convince me otherwise
No it is not, if anything it's anti-autistic and autistic repellent.
>t. normalgay
You're reading too much into it. Large parts of nip society also benefit introverts and the socially anxious, but it would be unfair to say most Japanese are introverted or have SA
anon we're not talking about introversion, every part of japanese culture benifits autists and most japanese can be observed to have autism
its a sperg's world and were just memeing in it
>most japanese can be observed to have autism
How so?
No wonder those countries are having a population crisis.
No, just tiger parenting.
He's lying.
>someone holds out their hand, expecting you to shake it
>become irrationally angry at this
>this isn't a mental illness though
sometimes the psychologists are right.
> create headcanons about a guy you don't know just to validate your preconceived beliefs
kek, spoken like a true quack
I don't think he was saying the poster he was replying to gets upset about shaking peoples' hands. It's an example of the syndrome they're talking about and taking the poster's logic to its conclusion.
yeah yeah make excuses for your fellow industry snakes, doc
it's a common symptom of PDAS where someone will reject certain social conventions to an extreme extant, even when they have no reason to or might even benefit from it. My post was meant to be an example of such behavior to demonstrate that some descriptions of mental illnesses do have legitimacy to them, rather than an attempt to diagnosis you with it. sorry i wasn't being clear.
the remedy is forceful correction, right?
I can see this being a real disorder. Something like someone sabotaging themselves because they cannot handle any kind of expectation out of them.
I can also see this as 100% an excuse buttholes will use for being buttholes.
>Show up on time?
>Turn in work when it's due?
>Um, excuse me, I have PDAS, and you need to accommodate my disability by letting me do whatever I want at all times.
I have diagnosed autism and I swear I have the opposite of that. I cannot ask anyone for anything because I know they will not help. I quit my last job because I wouldn't ask my boss to stop giving me a literal impossible install schedule. How the frick am I supposed to install two separate stores simultaneously you moron? I quit because I knew he didn't give a frick to fix the schedule without needing to ask. I also drove my severely overheating car home from college alone because nobody in my family would answer their phone.
>that work story
You realize that’s just weaponized incompetence on your part? A mandatory part of the job is communicating what can be done when, because as the guy who does it, only you know what can be done in a day. Your story makes me mad
I have an autism diagnosis that I don't quite believe in, but I had trouble asking for help in school and then at jobs because I'm afraid of being a nuisance or people getting mad at me, unless I know the people well enough. All because of one early school memory where I asked for help one time too many(three times at most, maybe only two) during a Christmas Craft "lesson" where all the kids of my age were put in one classroom to make some decorations that I'd never done before, and a strange teacher acted all snippy/mad and told me I couldn't just ask for directions every time I wasn't sure what to do and I should figure it out myself. It's crazy how something so little could stay with me all through school, I had terrible math grades just because I tried to figure everything out on my own instead of asking, just because I was so impressionable as a little child and interacted with one bad teacher.
Its not autism, its other people being c**ts.
They really do teach kids to be quiet and orderly and really scared of crossing people and that learning from other people is cheating, and then they turn around and diagnose you with autism for it. Or at least there are some rogues out there who train kids to walk on eggshells just because they themselves are irritable pissy people.
Fixed.
Every girl could use a nice big pair of fatty slappies
Except for Olive Oyl of course.
he knows what she's gonna do with that brush handle
Gatito
Why does the cat reminds me of Louis Wain cats?
Literally Kim Pine
i imagine her with the personality of Ramona
And also what would the boy in Things Ellie Likes be like in the bathroom along with what clothes he likes to even wear as well?
No, Anon. You don't.
>t.autist
Every moment I wish I was normal.
he was probably referring to doing things with Ellie
No, Anon. You don't.
>t. has turbo-normie brother
All that mf does is work, netflix, wife, and have his uber extrovert normie friends over.
opposed to Cinemaphile alone with no job?
if nobody posts the tom book I'll have to write it myself
accidental quote sorry buddy
This is Tom. Tom has shit taste in music. Tom has to play his favorite songs in his head because his mom swore if she hears Hare Hare Yukai in the house one more time she's gonna drive the whole family off a cliff.
Tom knows nobody out-pizza's the Hut.
He tried to, once.
ONCE.
Tom likes touching his vegana and breasts.
Most boys don't do this....
Tom knows some things are private. That means that no one else listens to, watches or can walk in and see what Tom is doing. But if Tom does them in someone else's room and they walk in on him, it's their own fault!
Tom knows some things are public, like the way he treats Black folks and Asians, and it's not appropriate to behave the way he does online.
Sometimes Tom forgets this....
Tom has private zones on his body, these are his censor bar, censor bar and censor bar. Tom knows the editor isn't getting paid enough to edit this book further.
Tom knows that girls and women also have private zones, but he doesn't quite know how to visualize this, so he just imagines his buddy John from gym naked.
When Tom meets someone new, he likes to imagine their private parts.
He learned that this is acceptable behavior, as long as you don't say it out loud.
Tom rode his bike without a helmet, this is why he now needs a helmet even when he's not riding his bike.
Tom leaves his bedroom door open when he jerk offs. He closes the door when he's watching anime.
He has leaned which one of those behaviors carries a harsher punishment in this household.
Tom is a heathen who thinks cummy tissues go in the wastebasket.
WHAT FRICKING NATIONALITY ARE YOU, TOM?
Tom believes running his hands under the faucet for 4 seconds constitutes washing his hands. He will continue to believe this until college.
As Tom comes down the stairs, he realizes he has accidentally left one of his DVD's in the player.
"I warned you what will happen, Tom." His mom says. "I fricking told you."
It keeps happening.
The end.
me finding out you have to wash your hand with soap for 3 minutes was a mindblower. At least if you have disinfection spray it only take 30s
>washing your hands
bro your immune system bro?
this doesnt have anything to do with being sick, but germs and freaky stuff being on my hands. For example after you took a shit, theres still a lot of shitparticles on your hand after wiping. Or being in public transport and holding yourself somewhere, and who knows what kind of subhuman non-european person did in that spot, etc
its about hygiene, not health
The hygiene is health.
>there are men who can't smell the acrid stench that immediately happens when cum touches paper
how
what the frick are you talking about
you smell cum? homosexual
You know all those times people complained about your room smelling? That was the cum tissues in your trash bin.
i use a rag like a sophisticated person
>being a greenpeace wokey gay that saves the trees by not using as much paper as possible
booo
It's what i've got since I can't just frick you every time I'm horny
>not using a sock like a civilized person
ngmi
god frick off you annoying twat
keep this in your own thread
Artist?
Posts like this are what keep me coming back here.
Took me a while to realize that Tom's head was just cruddily pasted on and he wasn't using blonde highlights on his hair
Go to moron center and lure autist girls with legos.
That no longer works, they're trained to detect stranger danger. It's not the 90s any more.
That makes it easier to find the high functioning ones
Juust autistic enough for it to work, but capable enough of thinking on their own to make dumb and oftentimes strange decisions
Bonus, they don't get wranglers
You know you could lure over half of Cinemaphile with LEGO blocks too, right?
Heck, I'm fighting the temptation of asking you what kind of LEGO you have.
yeah cause motherfrickers on here all autistic
That's mean to say.
That being said, do you really have LEGO?
no im sorry
We need a lego version of e-girlrockvan.gif
But who will be the one beckoning anon over with illicit promises of rare and hard to obtain lego sets? I want to propose Iron Fan, but after some deliberation I'll reluctantly admit that Bone Spirit is probably more fitting if the e-girl theme is to be preserved.
>who will be the one beckoning anon over with illicit promises of rare and hard to obtain lego sets?
Well, who wants us?
The FBI, right?
I know this may seem like an insurmountable task for the average adhd addled zoomer, but please at least try to read posts in their entirety before replying to them.
nta but
dude
it was clearly a joke
Is it that easy
God don't I wish
Autistic girls don't like Legos (some do)
They like Modika Magica, Magic the Gathering, and fire dancing.
Wrong, we like slime. Every autistic girl likes slime and needohs.
fricking hate needohs they're nasty as frick. slime's fun on a screen but not in person and also it makes me hungry to look at.
>Modika Magica
I thought only trannies liked that shit.
My gf is autistic (diagnosed at age 5). She is obsessed with kpop and kdramas. Korea is to autistic females what Japan is for autistic males.
Korea is to 2020 girls what Britain was to 1960 girls.
what happens to Korea when the interest dies down?
They're already in a death spiral with birthrates so low that Japan looks like Nigeria.
The frick happened in the 1960s?
Beatles and Stones etc
Popular media from another country lead to exoticism and curiosity. The Beatles et al became huge and that made 1960's girls excited about Britain in the same way that Anime made dorks excited about Japan and now KPop makes zoomers and Gen Alpha excited about Korea.
Anime is not why people love Japan.
Girls just like magic girls period.
Boys on the other hand like funny animals and Popeye.
More straight horny perverted men watch Modika Magica then trannies or girls.
you'd be very wrong. autistic girls love legos, ESPECIALLY if those legos are in the shape of a dragon. speaking from experience.
Here's the MEGA I said I'd upload. There are some pages I had to censor for a storytime that never happened, but you can still find the original pages in them.
https://mega.nz/folder/pTFTmDYa#pUqRVHe0kvjeBZIX54nVFg
absolute hero anon, this is the first time i saw these
these were already posted earlier dude
jokes aside tho thanks a bunch
its interesting how the art seems to have slightly improved, was this made later than Ellie's?
Yeah. The Tom books came after the Ellie books.
Also, Tom and Ellie are completely unrelated.
Thanks for sharing! Do you have the Ellie ones too?
The Ellie PDF's are very easy to find. Especially on websites about caring for autistic girls.
What? Where are the girl ones homosexual?
>Tom stands up to wipe
Dude's not just autistic but moronic as well.
youre not supposed to?
Do you know why you sit to shit or get a rectal exam? Because your butthole naturally opens up in that position. When you stand up it closes. If you only wipe after standing up then you're going to get shit particles all over your underwear the next time you sit down.
Won't I get poopy toilet water all over the paper and my ass if I keep sitting on the toilet whil wiping?
What are you? American?
You're not supposed to let the toilet paper dangle like a tail, motherfricker. You take one or two sheets and fold them, depending on thickness, and then lift the buttock on the side of your dominant hand and reach in there. With one buttock firmly planted on the seat you're also helping to spread your cheeks to allow maximum surface to be wiped clean and no chance of shit smearing between cheeks. At no point will your hand get anywhere near any water and the risk of letting little drops of turd or shitty toilet paper fall on the seat or floor will be zero because you keep it contained in the bowl area instead of being moronic and standing up.
This is only for use in public toilets, of course. At home you use a bidet like a civilised person, but you still wipe yourself dry without standing up.
This is a typical Cinemaphile discussion you moronic newbie.
>This is a typical Cinemaphile discussion
I know, and that only makes you even more of a homosexual.
man that's so not the type of shitposting I usually expect from Cinemaphile.
It's an older form of shitposting. Cinemaphile used to have regular threads discussing how fricked up East-German toilets are and the best ways to wipe, how to put down paper before you shit so you don't get water splashing up etc.
homosexual, the people have teach how to clean you shit in the bathroom.
It seems you have read the book of the autistic Ellie.
you need to find a different translation app, Frenchie
1:22
?si=nEVmhdph0pfStAOe
You're all homosexuals
S-Scott Pilgrim??
>Scat Pilgrim
As a virgin I ask, what is the "volume control rule"?
Don't let mommy and daddy hear that you're having intercourse by screaming loudly in ecstasy.
Ah. It was really that simple huh?
I was thinking it had something to do with physical volume.
This reminds me a shitty short film I watched on Isat years ago. It was about a woman a a couple of actual morons going on vacation and around the end of the short the morons want to have sex but since they are morons they don't know how to stick the penis inside the vegana so the woman have to do it manually. It was so fricking uncomfortable to look at.
Why are you watching adult women abuse man children?
i fricking love you people
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Post the whole thing.
It would just be 50 pages of crying out loudly.
Missed opportunity tbh
please.
Am I the only one who sees a resemblance?
>saved as jpg
>ruined it with compression
Dumbass.
I always figured Webby would have been the Ellie substitute.
Autist parents with turbo normie child when
essentially pic rel, except it's just hank
a story about two aut's raising a normal kid would be incredible as long as it's not written by a normalgay woman trying to pass of some quirky girl behavior as being "autism"
More peanut butter girl/that girl who really fricking loved nemoidians from Star Wars instead of "tee hee, I have anxiety and am quirky XD"
Exactly
The sudden influx of quirky-gorl-autism is an attempt by non autistic women to reclaim the title in order to feel special and absolve themselves from years of bullying actual autists
I think having autistic girl characters is a step in the right direction but they never ring true for me as someone who's an actual autistic chick. They're really just quirky and not off-putting.
Yeah because they're neither written by autists nor people who understand autists, they're written by the girl who likely shunned you in school and is now guiltridden because autism is suddenly this cutesy thing on tiktok and she wants to atone for her sins but still hates actual autism
so by pretending that autism is just about being all le funny and quirky and not like other gorls, she can
1. pass herself off as autistic
2. basically imply "see? that WEIRDO isn't a REAL autist, she was just... yuck... an icky gross person for no reason, so it's ok that i did what i did cause i'm actually the cute speshul one here!"
This has actually happened to me.
There was someone I knew who regularly bullied me in our friend group, like I was the punching bag and a lot of it was for autistic traits I have. Well, she went to get a diagnosis and was told she’s not autistic then started freaking out about how they were racist somehow for not diagnosing her as autistic.
And of course she also thinks she’s autistic because of Tiktok.
you nailed it buddy, it's the same thing that happened with nerd fandoms like comics, cartoons and vidya
first it was icky and gross, but as soon as it became cool, everyone needed to pretend to be into it
but difference is that it's easy to just pop on a tshirt, own a few nerd culture posters and say "im a fan now!", but autism is harder to skinwalk, it's a condition... which is why, instead, they need to redefine the condition to include them, and exclude the... "undesirables"
Problem is, modern media and technology is also creating autism-"like" symptoms in normative kids, the repetitive speech as a result of trend mimicking as opposed to echolalia, difficulty to communicate as a result of media addiction as opposed to social moronation, a lower IQ as a result of un desire to learn as opposed to inability to... So it's even harder to tell who's actually autistic, and who might grow out of it if you just take away the iPad from them for two weeks
As a general rule of thumb- never trust anyone's autism diagnosis if it was given to them after the year 2016 and/or after the age of 20 anymore
Yes this might catch a few rare legitimate autists, but they will be easy for us to actually spot... The rest, just assume are fakes
I've noticed this, neurotypicality is about flawless instictive imitation of the group. If the group is autistic, the neurotypical will be flawlessly autistic.
Saw Leo Dicaprio's full moron interpretation in Gilbert Grape, it's flawless - like that but for real and 24/7
How about the lesbian who commissioned a hundred r34 images between Jane from Tarzan and the Captain from Treasure Planet? Or the one who was obsessed with Long John Silver from TP.
I don't know them but they sound promising
I know of an autistic french woman whose obsessed with Napolean the 3rd.
>Napolean
Understanda-
>the 3rd
What a freak
People forget but mf built Paris as we know it. French empire also was huge under him
>Dude, why does your dad have so many model tanks and your mom telling me the importance of bees to the ecosystem while pouring honey on herself?
My mum was autistic and got REALLY addicted to Pac-Man until one day my sister hid the Atari in a different room.
Frasier is currently doing a low-grade version, in a couple of years we'll get the same setup with Old Sheldon.
Why does the dad kinda look like Moot?
The dad looks like my 42 year old coworker.
>post is 10 years old exactly
wonder how they're doing now?
tl;dr
Looks more like a young Tim Rogers
I remember that guy. Here's one with a few more pictures.
The hedgehog vibing on the dude's head is the cherry on top of this bizarre sperg sundae
"beta" my fricking ass, these people are legends, living however they like, having fun, objectively not failures as they've achieved their strange life goals of had a son together
all my hats come off to them, every single one
and i have many hats
This
Also the picture of the mom laughing with her young son dressed as a pumpkin is sweet.
Yeah, they look like a caring, if odd, bunch.
And I like how they rant on Star Wars and refer to it as "not SF"
That's how you know you're dealing with hardcore old school science fiction fans. When they refuse to use "sci-fi" and stick to just "SF"
Fricking agreed. They didn’t even mean to do it but they ultimately became autistic chads and somehow managed to raise a son in their own creative way.
>Lots of hats
>TF2 Heavy picrel
How much is your inventory worth, anon? You know the one I’m talking about.
>How much is your inventory worth, anon?
idk like 2 bucks?
i'm a pure not-paying-for-microtransactions gay so i got most of em by trading or crafting, the only ones possible to resell are ones my gf gifted me and they're kinda shite monetarily speakingbut i love em and don't wanna get rid of em even tho we're not dating anymore
>i'm a pure not-paying-for-microtransactions gay
Absolutely based. Trading is a slippery slope.
>A nudist showing rape hentai to an 8 year old is based.
the thing about the strong is that they don't care if you don't like them. cry more
>not a virgin because he fricked a dude
Dudes dont count. You have to frick a pussy to officially lose virginity.
Exactly what I wanted. God bless.
The dad isn't especially a looker, but why is the woman in sperg couples always so much worse?
I need a followup of this guy. Frick.
I bet his mom is dead now.
>read the dad's voice in Naota's dad's voice from FLCL
This is fricking great, autism is eternal
Wonder if they have grand-children by now.
I'm reading through this and the worst part is they still did a better job than my parents.
What kind of rabbit hole have I stumbled upon.
>Fritta
I know this feel all too well, happens at work too
>Couldn’t find webpages or duplicate images. Try another one instead.
Where is this from?
CasyTay
draws incest
>draws incest
Don't you bring that pure art into this plagued thread!
yeah
it needs its own thread
Super Forbidden Love https://mega.nz/folder/JgxFQTzB#0mSE8989Cmxvc9ZdUfLAaQ
It gets XXX out of nowhere on page 14
>cliffhanger
They are waiting for the community poll to know if she does show herself naked on cam to her brother or if she pussies out
Back when I used to work at a Call Center during high school, I used to touch myself all the time while talking to older ladies. One time my mum walked in to grab cash from my brand new wallet but she didn't give a damn about me being in undies touching myself. She just grabbed the money and locked the door.
dude, you can just jerk off to your little fantasy stories on your own. No need to rope us into it.
I wish I could frick Tom senseless.
Look at this page and guess what the associated text on the corresponding page says.
She helped me wipe
It's this.
that's it? lame
Why does the mom give him that look tho?
"she touched my butt and then I came and started farting"
>she called me a kid and asked me if I wanted to /ss/
Damn, Tom's mom has got it going on
She's all I want & I've waited for so long
>volume control rule
I have no idea what this is. I'm old as frick and sex still finds ways to mystify me.
It just means that it's awkward if you moan and grunt or otherwise utter lewd or descriptive words, really loud, when you've got neighbours on the other side of the wall or otherwise other people who could hear.
Wish this was real
they could've at least made a book like this one (done by the same people as the Ellie and Tom books) with them as adults or University students
This is a parody book they sell at adult shops, it's not real.
Also fixed.
Hahahahahaha
Nice
Not nice, read
It is nice, it’s funny
Fixed.
Thanks.
Frick you op
Every year I come over this thread atleast once here. It hurt. No Thread on any other board hurts as much as this single image. This a lie. A lie that a defected freak of nature can be happy.
But oh nononono on onnonono you can’t
Because if you have a brain defect as a man. You are unlike me to women
But as a mentally defected girl you can still attract men
You know what. I am will now say the N word
Why?
b***h you like playing in the cheese I leave you alone with a pizza and you’re building fricking sculptures in the sauce
I like how they are children and you can imagine fricking them. Especialy the little girl.
>they are children
What? They're clearly teens or young adults, way past puberty and sexual development
What kinda kids have you been seeing? Where do you live, Chernobyl?
Not him, and not really disagreeing, but in his defense kids mature a lot faster these, and develop more these days. I don't know if its just stable access to food, GMOs, or something like all the hormones they feed some animals and now people get them second hand, but you would be surprised seeing how some of the younger high school kids develop.
Calm down
I am calm. you calm down.
Not really, my dad was 6' and shaving by the time he was 13
Just read the Ellie one. Do women really use a tissue to wipe their nethers after jerking off?
No what the hell? I’ve never done this.
Right? I've never really asked, but I've lived with girlfriends and it's the sort of thing you'd think would come up if it was common.
yes? gals also have...I'm not sure if cum would really be the proper word, but you get what I mean. if you don't wipe it off it feels gross
bump
is that lisa fricking miller
Imagining knocking that door down stripping that kids clothes off and raping her.
>how to frick: underage autist edition
Finally a sex guide for Cinemaphileners
>how to frick underage autist
I don't need any help with that.
Was there ever a story time for the Tom books?
Grow up homosexual. This isn't elementary school.
No. I was going to, but never got around to doing it. I uploaded the MEGA is someone else wants to try.
Also lower the age of consent.
No, 18 years old or get the frick out.
>18
it's 16 in most of the world idiot
Too low.
The porn age is 18 years old, there for the age of consent also has to be 18 years old as well.
the porn age should be none because pornography itself is degenerate and needs not be taken into account
the age of consent could be as low as we like it if we lived in a close knit community where people look after one another and judge the relationships of others based on mutual understanding and each person's personal physical and mental development, age of consent is only necessary in a large uncontrollable environment, like a state... especially a state full of Blacks and pests
the age of consent is not an inherent concept, it's one that had to have been born out of necessity- before we strive to change it, lower or higher, first we must ask what else about our environment we can change that would make it unnecessary
prove me wrong you can't
>say the line
>[objectively correct statement]
what is it with people recently using memes on Cinemaphile incorrectly? are these normalgays new to the web just now figuring things out? did you just get your first ipad yesterday?
Yeah probably, Cinemaphile has a lot of Twitter tier normies now
NTA. The point of the meme wasn't that the statement wasn't factual correct; the point of it was that ephebophiles have only one line they spout when justifying their attraction and they just hope you don't think about it too much. It's not a well thought out meme, but you have to be dense to miss the point of it.
>ephebophiles
so... an attraction to an 16 year old? it's wild how something that's normal in half of the world is a crazy problem and a criminal case in the other half
What actual anime is this from, and when did it become a "list of words words words that fit my agenda" meme?
idolmaster vidya
became a "troll webm" on /gif/ with the anti-troony copypasta, the kind that only ever get posted in their own circlejerks anyway, defeating the whole purpose
>the kind that only ever get posted in their own circlejerks anyway, defeating the whole purpose
kek yeah there's so mucho texto in these that anyone who disagrees with the message will immediately see the first line, go "oh it's one of those" and click off, it fundamentally fails as a meme because it's not absurdist enough to capture attention nor quick and memetic enough to do it's job
>tfw no autistic wife
I like the fact that they are children. Makes it alot sexier.
Anon, they put their phones on silent when they use the train. It's called Manner Mode. I fricking wish that was the case where I live.
Also, a thousand deaths upon whatever butthole that decides phones should have speakers.
thats exactly what im saying, their behavior isn't normative, and it's inherent to them too, its not that they say "oh man i dont wanna put my phone on silent on trains, have loud and personal private conversations in public and signal my presence to everyone in town.... but socieeeety won't let me"
they find that behavior unpleasant themselves
>i want to* have loud and personal private conversations in public
fix'd
Not going out of your way to be a douche doesn't mean you're autistic.
it does if normies go out of their way to be a douche
anon are you slowly drip feeding us the book with a page every few hours?
They're ugly
The illustrator really did their homework. Even if you didn't know who the main character was, it's extremely obvious which one is autistic.
Ben 10 lookin ass
I want Tom's mom to step on me
God the teeth are so creepy
She doesn't look post-menopausal so I want her to freebleed on my face.
>Tongue out
She looks 20. Why is she hairless? Do autists shave their genitals?
some do, I’d imagine. Sensory issues are a major symptom of autism, so there’s most likely a few people out there who shave their body hair because they don’t like how it feels.
autism doesn't make you completely incapable of comprehending both social norms as well as personal values of beauty, and the act that Ellie chooses to dress up and wear a flower in her hair proves she cares about that sorta thing, which is why she might shave just because she wants to look attractive
That aside, they showed the male clean shaven too
Doing that just makes it easier to show the genitals and not have a layer of hair in the way
Isn't there an edit of this with Tom & Star
No.
>penises
plural?
>he doesn't have two penises
How the hell is this thread still up?
Doesn’t even qualify for a coomer thread
How?
jerking off leaves a smell
>the lady in red
>she's not dancing with me
>Number 5: The naughty bits.
you guys cant let this thread die before the one anon finished his slow ass storytime
cmon buddy, take your time
I am sickened yet curious
this made me realize i've never got horny in public
Literally 1984
...I wonder what the boy book equivalent of this is
Vibrating game controllers
Are we gonna see it or?
Hey, dad, guess what I just did!
Supposedly
Anyone have a mega for "What's Happening to Ellie" or "Ellie Needs to Go"?