I wish I was Tom

I wish I was Tom

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Please no more autistic female threads. Just take it to /LULZ/

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      autistic female threads are only shit when theyre made by Instagram tourist baitposters or e-girlgays trying to pass their shitty "quirky" waifu as 'autistic'

      Ellie is a true and honest autist and deserves love

      Also where the hell are the Tom storytimes?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Cringe, I wish this was cancelled

      the ashbie and apu stuff was peak cringe

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        More like peak kino, Apu is based.
        I'll admit Asley gets on my nerves and I say that as someone who was diagnosed with Asperger in 2006.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I don't follow

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >2 autists
    They'd just jerk off in separate corners.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Mutual masturbation is top tier.

    • 1 month ago
      Smurf-fag

      Tom and Ellie are the best couple

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        artist?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          just a drawgay on Cinemaphile

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            A pretty good drawgay... outside of his manhands that could make Genddy Tartakovsky jealous.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Manhands? Bro Ellie's hands are small and feminine, have you never seen a woman?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        How the hell is it so sexy yet adorable at the same time

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          People associate Autism with innocence

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          because you're a pedo

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Why is she so stacked holy shit

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Autism.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I can't even get hard looking at this, just happy, look at them, having the time of their lives. That's just damn sweet.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Too cute. I wish them a long life, only parted by death and many many children.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Stimming through an orgasm
        Man.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Look at her little hands go.

        (My hands also do that when older women give me blowjobs)

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >(My hands also do that when older women give me blowjobs)
          Story time.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I like getting blowjobs from ladies in their 60s. Their months feel the best.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              February

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        just a drawgay on Cinemaphile

        Why this is not in the Cinemaphilellection?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          There's a bunch of crap that doesn't get added to the Cinemaphilellection. The mods rarely check for anything new and they closed registration even before Booru did that themselves.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          There's a bunch of crap that doesn't get added to the Cinemaphilellection. The mods rarely check for anything new and they closed registration even before Booru did that themselves.

          clearly we need a better collection not run by mods
          but i suppose then we run the risk of homosexuals spamming it

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Something like /aco/omers?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      The stereotype is that autists are super focused on a certain subject. There gotta be autistic people out there that are sexperts.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Usually what happens, we get fetishes. Case in point, I’m a hyperfixated autistic with a fetish.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Me, i’m a huge sexpest

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      that's not too bad, especially if they end up watching each other.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You don't know autists

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You don't know autists

      Sometimes I think normalgays and mid-to-low functioning tards, are more alike than high functioning aspies
      Some horseshoe bullshit maybe

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Midwits are a special kind of braindead.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        wrong pic

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Other way around, I know this from experience.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Has a CS degree and knows C++, JavaScript, and Lua, but can only find shitty part time jobs
          Ugh, ain't that the truth. I saw a study that had something stupid like 85% of autistic university graduates remaining unemployed or heavily delayed in entering the workforce despite being just as well, if not BETTER, qualified in whatever field they chose compared to neurotypicals, simply because fricking normie hiring managers sniff them out at the interview and automatically cross them off the list based on feels alone.
          I've seen some incredibly fricking unintelligent people get fulfilling careers just because they... I don't know, SOUND normal?

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Yea, about that...

            Other way around, I know this from experience.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            i kind of get it. in a lot of jobs, the capability to communicate and socialize are important to making sure everything functioning probably, and these are both things autists struggle with. Imagine an office full of people constantly tripping over each other because none of them really want to communicate what they're doing or what the goals of whatever project they're working on are. Definitely not conductive to the kind of efficiency that many companies strive for.

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I'm surprised nobody's tried to make this fake book into reality.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      If I was a rich man I'd absolutely commission a 100+ page version drawn by Area

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I'd ask if Area's capable of duplicating this style, but I imagine that's not what you'd be going for.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >a 100+ page version drawn by Area

        couldn't you ask someone who wouldn't take 8 years to finish a comic?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          What?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I would do it for free if somebody teaches me how to draw

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Do it anyway bro, it doesn't have to perfectly fit the style of the books, we'll all know it's fake anyway
          Just have fun the whole point is to make it funny

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Is there a mega for the actual books?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I have all the books scanned. I'll upload them to a mega tomorrow.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Based anon

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I would storytime it, but I heard all who previously attempted were banned and the book has loads of pages that I had to censor.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yes

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        there's a mega for the tom books in this thread. The Ellie book is on archive.org.

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    SEX

    amirite

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/9180563/
    It has been story timed once too many.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Holy fricking god

      I read very dubious fanfiction stories and this is geniunely making me laugh every page.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      bump

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What's the first storytime thread? Apparently that wasn't the first either. Though I did enjoy the dumper's commentary.

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      are there men who actually creep on women in bathrooms? where they're in the middle of pissing and shitting? fricking why? (besides being into that)

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >I can't believe someone was paid to build this stall
      >none of the angles make any goddamn sense, how hard is it to use a square properly
      >the walls aren't even the same length, how do you not buy multiples of the same length
      >reeeeee

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Is that what worries you? This toilet has no u-bend. It has no u-bend and it's still hooked to the water pipes.
        A bucket would be less messy. A bucket can be taken out and dumped. A toilet without a u-bend is a bucket you can't take out and also the water is gonna make the whole thing so much worse.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >smoke in the school bathroom
          >blow self up because of sewer gas buildup

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            But also there's no way for the weight of the tank water to force the toilet water to leave with the waste. Every time you flush that thing, it's gonna spill water with pissand shit. And the floor tiles don't make no sense either.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >Tom stands up to wipe
          Dude's not just autistic but moronic as well.

          Well, this book was made by people who don't know how toilet work, how to wipe, and need to be taught how to shit.
          That's America for you!

          I know this may seem like an insurmountable task for the average adhd addled zoomer, but please at least try to read posts in their entirety before replying to them.

          Speaking of moronic Americans that don't even know how to shit, you should learn how to detect a joke.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          thank you for making my night

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          are you a plumber/engineer?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Is that what worries you? This toilet has no u-bend. It has no u-bend and it's still hooked to the water pipes.
        A bucket would be less messy. A bucket can be taken out and dumped. A toilet without a u-bend is a bucket you can't take out and also the water is gonna make the whole thing so much worse.

        >smoke in the school bathroom
        >blow self up because of sewer gas buildup

        Cinemaphile is more autistic then the autists in the autist story

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Ain't nothing autistic about public health and safety, son. Never let slumlords and unlicensed contractors get away with installations that endanger everyone else!

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >Cinemaphile is more autistic then the autists in the autist story
          1, it's "than", not "then". Get it right.
          2, Yes, it is. And you're part of Cinemaphile
          3, Since we like to jerk off to Ellie, is that meta or what? Autists jerking off to a jerking off autist.
          4, Do you have LEGO? If sl6, show us some LEGO.
          5, Never ever underestimate the need of an u-bend. Without it, you don't have a toilet.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >1, it's "than", not "then". Get it right.
            fricking newbies I swear.

            "than" used to be wordfiltered to "then" on all Cinemaphile boards.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              What? No it wasn't, than/then errors trigger the frick out of me and I think I'd have fricking noticed if Moot was playing that particular brand of silly buggers.

              Idiots have been mixing them for ages, used to be mainly ESLs but now everyone does it

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >What? No it wasn't, than/then errors trigger the frick out of me and I think I'd have fricking noticed if Moot was playing that particular brand of silly buggers.

                Sort of but no. A wordfilter existed but I got it backwards:
                https://www.lurkmore.com/view/Cinemaphile_Wordfilters
                >then -> than

                also lol at this one
                >7 chan -> 8 chan

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      What would the girl in Things Tom Likes be like in the bathroom as the image of Ellie in the bathroom is actually a traced image of Tom or vice versa, also I'd like to know what clothes she likes to wear even though she's naked here?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        [...]
        And also what would the boy in Things Ellie Likes be like in the bathroom along with what clothes he likes to even wear as well?

        They are cute bodies.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Also I'd like to see them being in similar situations to Ellie and Tom along with this character drawn by the same illustrator.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            What is PDAS?

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Personal dick assistants

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Not much, what's PDAS with you?

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              It's a type of Autism.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >dont want to do something
            >be told you are mentally ill
            Shrinks really piss me off. Those homosexuals should go do real medical work like dentistry.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >be male
              >think you're female
              >suddenly no longer get told you're mentally ill
              Oy.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              it's about time people realized most 'disorders' are just terms for things that inconvenience health specialists or make people harder to control, as opposed to things that actually harm the person or those around them, or personality traits that a person can't get over with a little encouragement and getting their shit together

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                The irony of this being posted on fricking Cinemaphile of all places is just hilarious.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                t. normalgay

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Yeah, it's one of those bullshit diagnoses like ODD that psychologists invent to pathologize any behavior they dislike, especially in kids. There was an experiment done once where a mentally healthy individual was planted into a psychward, and all of the doctors there "noticed" a whole list of symptoms and criteria that meant she'd have to stay. Psychological studies are so inconsistent in results that I've been leaning towards the entire field being a pseudoscience.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Psychological science is 99% of the time a way for people to 'deal with' those they don't like- from teachers and parents medicating little timmy because he wanted to play instead of sitting through math for several hours, to governments punishing dissenters and dangerous people

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Legalize child beatings again and this will go away.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                No it won't, anon, you little mongoloid, because the issue isn't "children are misbehaving", it's "children's normal behavior is being medicalized in order to control them, and adults too"

                We need to start beating psychological scientists

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                YES IT WILL!!! Japan, Taiwan and South Korea do not have these issues because beating your kids is 100% legal there.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                japan is in a unique state because most of the japanese are autistic
                look at japanese culture, look at their social customs, their social code and behaviors, their interests, hell even their food, it all appeals to the autistic, the japanese as a race are nearly all inclined to be autistic and thats why despite being such an odd country in such an odd state theyre thriving the way they are
                its a country built on autism
                you cant convince me otherwise

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                No it is not, if anything it's anti-autistic and autistic repellent.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >t. normalgay

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You're reading too much into it. Large parts of nip society also benefit introverts and the socially anxious, but it would be unfair to say most Japanese are introverted or have SA

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                anon we're not talking about introversion, every part of japanese culture benifits autists and most japanese can be observed to have autism
                its a sperg's world and were just memeing in it

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >most japanese can be observed to have autism
                How so?

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                No wonder those countries are having a population crisis.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                No, just tiger parenting.

                >most japanese can be observed to have autism
                How so?

                He's lying.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >someone holds out their hand, expecting you to shake it
              >become irrationally angry at this
              >this isn't a mental illness though
              sometimes the psychologists are right.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                > create headcanons about a guy you don't know just to validate your preconceived beliefs
                kek, spoken like a true quack

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I don't think he was saying the poster he was replying to gets upset about shaking peoples' hands. It's an example of the syndrome they're talking about and taking the poster's logic to its conclusion.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                yeah yeah make excuses for your fellow industry snakes, doc

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                it's a common symptom of PDAS where someone will reject certain social conventions to an extreme extant, even when they have no reason to or might even benefit from it. My post was meant to be an example of such behavior to demonstrate that some descriptions of mental illnesses do have legitimacy to them, rather than an attempt to diagnosis you with it. sorry i wasn't being clear.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            the remedy is forceful correction, right?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I can see this being a real disorder. Something like someone sabotaging themselves because they cannot handle any kind of expectation out of them.

            I can also see this as 100% an excuse buttholes will use for being buttholes.
            >Show up on time?
            >Turn in work when it's due?
            >Um, excuse me, I have PDAS, and you need to accommodate my disability by letting me do whatever I want at all times.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I have diagnosed autism and I swear I have the opposite of that. I cannot ask anyone for anything because I know they will not help. I quit my last job because I wouldn't ask my boss to stop giving me a literal impossible install schedule. How the frick am I supposed to install two separate stores simultaneously you moron? I quit because I knew he didn't give a frick to fix the schedule without needing to ask. I also drove my severely overheating car home from college alone because nobody in my family would answer their phone.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >that work story
              You realize that’s just weaponized incompetence on your part? A mandatory part of the job is communicating what can be done when, because as the guy who does it, only you know what can be done in a day. Your story makes me mad

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              I have an autism diagnosis that I don't quite believe in, but I had trouble asking for help in school and then at jobs because I'm afraid of being a nuisance or people getting mad at me, unless I know the people well enough. All because of one early school memory where I asked for help one time too many(three times at most, maybe only two) during a Christmas Craft "lesson" where all the kids of my age were put in one classroom to make some decorations that I'd never done before, and a strange teacher acted all snippy/mad and told me I couldn't just ask for directions every time I wasn't sure what to do and I should figure it out myself. It's crazy how something so little could stay with me all through school, I had terrible math grades just because I tried to figure everything out on my own instead of asking, just because I was so impressionable as a little child and interacted with one bad teacher.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Its not autism, its other people being c**ts.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Its not autism, its other people being c**ts.

                They really do teach kids to be quiet and orderly and really scared of crossing people and that learning from other people is cheating, and then they turn around and diagnose you with autism for it. Or at least there are some rogues out there who train kids to walk on eggshells just because they themselves are irritable pissy people.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Fixed.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Every girl could use a nice big pair of fatty slappies

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Except for Olive Oyl of course.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous
            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              he knows what she's gonna do with that brush handle

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Gatito

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Why does the cat reminds me of Louis Wain cats?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Literally Kim Pine

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          i imagine her with the personality of Ramona

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      What would the girl in Things Tom Likes be like in the bathroom as the image of Ellie in the bathroom is actually a traced image of Tom or vice versa, also I'd like to know what clothes she likes to wear even though she's naked here?

      And also what would the boy in Things Ellie Likes be like in the bathroom along with what clothes he likes to even wear as well?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous
  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    No, Anon. You don't.
    >t.autist
    Every moment I wish I was normal.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      he was probably referring to doing things with Ellie

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      No, Anon. You don't.
      >t. has turbo-normie brother
      All that mf does is work, netflix, wife, and have his uber extrovert normie friends over.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        opposed to Cinemaphile alone with no job?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        if nobody posts the tom book I'll have to write it myself

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          accidental quote sorry buddy

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    This is Tom. Tom has shit taste in music. Tom has to play his favorite songs in his head because his mom swore if she hears Hare Hare Yukai in the house one more time she's gonna drive the whole family off a cliff.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Tom knows nobody out-pizza's the Hut.
      He tried to, once.

      ONCE.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Tom likes touching his vegana and breasts.

        Most boys don't do this....

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Tom knows some things are private. That means that no one else listens to, watches or can walk in and see what Tom is doing. But if Tom does them in someone else's room and they walk in on him, it's their own fault!

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Tom knows some things are public, like the way he treats Black folks and Asians, and it's not appropriate to behave the way he does online.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Sometimes Tom forgets this....

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Tom has private zones on his body, these are his censor bar, censor bar and censor bar. Tom knows the editor isn't getting paid enough to edit this book further.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Tom knows that girls and women also have private zones, but he doesn't quite know how to visualize this, so he just imagines his buddy John from gym naked.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                When Tom meets someone new, he likes to imagine their private parts.
                He learned that this is acceptable behavior, as long as you don't say it out loud.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Tom rode his bike without a helmet, this is why he now needs a helmet even when he's not riding his bike.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Tom leaves his bedroom door open when he jerk offs. He closes the door when he's watching anime.
                He has leaned which one of those behaviors carries a harsher punishment in this household.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Tom is a heathen who thinks cummy tissues go in the wastebasket.
                WHAT FRICKING NATIONALITY ARE YOU, TOM?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Tom believes running his hands under the faucet for 4 seconds constitutes washing his hands. He will continue to believe this until college.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                As Tom comes down the stairs, he realizes he has accidentally left one of his DVD's in the player.
                "I warned you what will happen, Tom." His mom says. "I fricking told you."
                It keeps happening.

                The end.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                me finding out you have to wash your hand with soap for 3 minutes was a mindblower. At least if you have disinfection spray it only take 30s

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >washing your hands
                bro your immune system bro?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                this doesnt have anything to do with being sick, but germs and freaky stuff being on my hands. For example after you took a shit, theres still a lot of shitparticles on your hand after wiping. Or being in public transport and holding yourself somewhere, and who knows what kind of subhuman non-european person did in that spot, etc
                its about hygiene, not health

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                The hygiene is health.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >there are men who can't smell the acrid stench that immediately happens when cum touches paper
                how

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                what the frick are you talking about
                you smell cum? homosexual

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                You know all those times people complained about your room smelling? That was the cum tissues in your trash bin.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                i use a rag like a sophisticated person

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >being a greenpeace wokey gay that saves the trees by not using as much paper as possible
                booo

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                It's what i've got since I can't just frick you every time I'm horny

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >not using a sock like a civilized person
                ngmi

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous
              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                god frick off you annoying twat
                keep this in your own thread

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous
              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous
              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Artist?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Posts like this are what keep me coming back here.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Took me a while to realize that Tom's head was just cruddily pasted on and he wasn't using blonde highlights on his hair

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Go to moron center and lure autist girls with legos.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      That no longer works, they're trained to detect stranger danger. It's not the 90s any more.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        That makes it easier to find the high functioning ones
        Juust autistic enough for it to work, but capable enough of thinking on their own to make dumb and oftentimes strange decisions
        Bonus, they don't get wranglers

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          You know you could lure over half of Cinemaphile with LEGO blocks too, right?
          Heck, I'm fighting the temptation of asking you what kind of LEGO you have.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            yeah cause motherfrickers on here all autistic

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              That's mean to say.
              That being said, do you really have LEGO?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                no im sorry

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            We need a lego version of e-girlrockvan.gif
            But who will be the one beckoning anon over with illicit promises of rare and hard to obtain lego sets? I want to propose Iron Fan, but after some deliberation I'll reluctantly admit that Bone Spirit is probably more fitting if the e-girl theme is to be preserved.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >who will be the one beckoning anon over with illicit promises of rare and hard to obtain lego sets?
              Well, who wants us?
              The FBI, right?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I know this may seem like an insurmountable task for the average adhd addled zoomer, but please at least try to read posts in their entirety before replying to them.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                nta but
                dude
                it was clearly a joke

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Is it that easy

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        God don't I wish

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Autistic girls don't like Legos (some do)

      They like Modika Magica, Magic the Gathering, and fire dancing.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Wrong, we like slime. Every autistic girl likes slime and needohs.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          fricking hate needohs they're nasty as frick. slime's fun on a screen but not in person and also it makes me hungry to look at.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Modika Magica
        I thought only trannies liked that shit.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        My gf is autistic (diagnosed at age 5). She is obsessed with kpop and kdramas. Korea is to autistic females what Japan is for autistic males.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Korea is to 2020 girls what Britain was to 1960 girls.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            what happens to Korea when the interest dies down?

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              They're already in a death spiral with birthrates so low that Japan looks like Nigeria.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            The frick happened in the 1960s?

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Beatles and Stones etc

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Popular media from another country lead to exoticism and curiosity. The Beatles et al became huge and that made 1960's girls excited about Britain in the same way that Anime made dorks excited about Japan and now KPop makes zoomers and Gen Alpha excited about Korea.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Anime is not why people love Japan.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Girls just like magic girls period.
        Boys on the other hand like funny animals and Popeye.

        >Modika Magica
        I thought only trannies liked that shit.

        More straight horny perverted men watch Modika Magica then trannies or girls.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        you'd be very wrong. autistic girls love legos, ESPECIALLY if those legos are in the shape of a dragon. speaking from experience.

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Here's the MEGA I said I'd upload. There are some pages I had to censor for a storytime that never happened, but you can still find the original pages in them.
    https://mega.nz/folder/pTFTmDYa#pUqRVHe0kvjeBZIX54nVFg

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      absolute hero anon, this is the first time i saw these

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      these were already posted earlier dude

      This is Tom. Tom has shit taste in music. Tom has to play his favorite songs in his head because his mom swore if she hears Hare Hare Yukai in the house one more time she's gonna drive the whole family off a cliff.

      jokes aside tho thanks a bunch
      its interesting how the art seems to have slightly improved, was this made later than Ellie's?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah. The Tom books came after the Ellie books.
        Also, Tom and Ellie are completely unrelated.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Thanks for sharing! Do you have the Ellie ones too?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The Ellie PDF's are very easy to find. Especially on websites about caring for autistic girls.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What? Where are the girl ones homosexual?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The Ellie PDF's are very easy to find. Especially on websites about caring for autistic girls.

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Tom stands up to wipe
    Dude's not just autistic but moronic as well.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      youre not supposed to?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Do you know why you sit to shit or get a rectal exam? Because your butthole naturally opens up in that position. When you stand up it closes. If you only wipe after standing up then you're going to get shit particles all over your underwear the next time you sit down.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Won't I get poopy toilet water all over the paper and my ass if I keep sitting on the toilet whil wiping?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            What are you? American?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            You're not supposed to let the toilet paper dangle like a tail, motherfricker. You take one or two sheets and fold them, depending on thickness, and then lift the buttock on the side of your dominant hand and reach in there. With one buttock firmly planted on the seat you're also helping to spread your cheeks to allow maximum surface to be wiped clean and no chance of shit smearing between cheeks. At no point will your hand get anywhere near any water and the risk of letting little drops of turd or shitty toilet paper fall on the seat or floor will be zero because you keep it contained in the bowl area instead of being moronic and standing up.

            This is only for use in public toilets, of course. At home you use a bidet like a civilised person, but you still wipe yourself dry without standing up.

            [...]
            [...]
            [...]
            You're all homosexuals

            This is a typical Cinemaphile discussion you moronic newbie.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >This is a typical Cinemaphile discussion
              I know, and that only makes you even more of a homosexual.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous
            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Do you know why you sit to shit or get a rectal exam? Because your butthole naturally opens up in that position. When you stand up it closes. If you only wipe after standing up then you're going to get shit particles all over your underwear the next time you sit down.

              man that's so not the type of shitposting I usually expect from Cinemaphile.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                It's an older form of shitposting. Cinemaphile used to have regular threads discussing how fricked up East-German toilets are and the best ways to wipe, how to put down paper before you shit so you don't get water splashing up etc.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            homosexual, the people have teach how to clean you shit in the bathroom.
            It seems you have read the book of the autistic Ellie.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              you need to find a different translation app, Frenchie

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        1:22

        ?si=nEVmhdph0pfStAOe

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      youre not supposed to?

      Do you know why you sit to shit or get a rectal exam? Because your butthole naturally opens up in that position. When you stand up it closes. If you only wipe after standing up then you're going to get shit particles all over your underwear the next time you sit down.

      Won't I get poopy toilet water all over the paper and my ass if I keep sitting on the toilet whil wiping?

      You're all homosexuals

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      S-Scott Pilgrim??

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Scat Pilgrim

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    As a virgin I ask, what is the "volume control rule"?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Don't let mommy and daddy hear that you're having intercourse by screaming loudly in ecstasy.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Ah. It was really that simple huh?
        I was thinking it had something to do with physical volume.

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    This reminds me a shitty short film I watched on Isat years ago. It was about a woman a a couple of actual morons going on vacation and around the end of the short the morons want to have sex but since they are morons they don't know how to stick the penis inside the vegana so the woman have to do it manually. It was so fricking uncomfortable to look at.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Why are you watching adult women abuse man children?

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    i fricking love you people

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Post the whole thing.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        It would just be 50 pages of crying out loudly.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Missed opportunity tbh

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            please.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Am I the only one who sees a resemblance?

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >saved as jpg
            >ruined it with compression
            Dumbass.

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I always figured Webby would have been the Ellie substitute.

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Autist parents with turbo normie child when

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      essentially pic rel, except it's just hank
      a story about two aut's raising a normal kid would be incredible as long as it's not written by a normalgay woman trying to pass of some quirky girl behavior as being "autism"

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        More peanut butter girl/that girl who really fricking loved nemoidians from Star Wars instead of "tee hee, I have anxiety and am quirky XD"

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Exactly
          The sudden influx of quirky-gorl-autism is an attempt by non autistic women to reclaim the title in order to feel special and absolve themselves from years of bullying actual autists

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I think having autistic girl characters is a step in the right direction but they never ring true for me as someone who's an actual autistic chick. They're really just quirky and not off-putting.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Yeah because they're neither written by autists nor people who understand autists, they're written by the girl who likely shunned you in school and is now guiltridden because autism is suddenly this cutesy thing on tiktok and she wants to atone for her sins but still hates actual autism
              so by pretending that autism is just about being all le funny and quirky and not like other gorls, she can
              1. pass herself off as autistic
              2. basically imply "see? that WEIRDO isn't a REAL autist, she was just... yuck... an icky gross person for no reason, so it's ok that i did what i did cause i'm actually the cute speshul one here!"

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                This has actually happened to me.

                There was someone I knew who regularly bullied me in our friend group, like I was the punching bag and a lot of it was for autistic traits I have. Well, she went to get a diagnosis and was told she’s not autistic then started freaking out about how they were racist somehow for not diagnosing her as autistic.

                And of course she also thinks she’s autistic because of Tiktok.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                you nailed it buddy, it's the same thing that happened with nerd fandoms like comics, cartoons and vidya
                first it was icky and gross, but as soon as it became cool, everyone needed to pretend to be into it
                but difference is that it's easy to just pop on a tshirt, own a few nerd culture posters and say "im a fan now!", but autism is harder to skinwalk, it's a condition... which is why, instead, they need to redefine the condition to include them, and exclude the... "undesirables"

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                This has actually happened to me.

                There was someone I knew who regularly bullied me in our friend group, like I was the punching bag and a lot of it was for autistic traits I have. Well, she went to get a diagnosis and was told she’s not autistic then started freaking out about how they were racist somehow for not diagnosing her as autistic.

                And of course she also thinks she’s autistic because of Tiktok.

                Problem is, modern media and technology is also creating autism-"like" symptoms in normative kids, the repetitive speech as a result of trend mimicking as opposed to echolalia, difficulty to communicate as a result of media addiction as opposed to social moronation, a lower IQ as a result of un desire to learn as opposed to inability to... So it's even harder to tell who's actually autistic, and who might grow out of it if you just take away the iPad from them for two weeks

                As a general rule of thumb- never trust anyone's autism diagnosis if it was given to them after the year 2016 and/or after the age of 20 anymore
                Yes this might catch a few rare legitimate autists, but they will be easy for us to actually spot... The rest, just assume are fakes

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I've noticed this, neurotypicality is about flawless instictive imitation of the group. If the group is autistic, the neurotypical will be flawlessly autistic.

                Saw Leo Dicaprio's full moron interpretation in Gilbert Grape, it's flawless - like that but for real and 24/7

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          How about the lesbian who commissioned a hundred r34 images between Jane from Tarzan and the Captain from Treasure Planet? Or the one who was obsessed with Long John Silver from TP.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I don't know them but they sound promising

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I know of an autistic french woman whose obsessed with Napolean the 3rd.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >Napolean
              Understanda-
              >the 3rd
              What a freak

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                People forget but mf built Paris as we know it. French empire also was huge under him

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Dude, why does your dad have so many model tanks and your mom telling me the importance of bees to the ecosystem while pouring honey on herself?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        My mum was autistic and got REALLY addicted to Pac-Man until one day my sister hid the Atari in a different room.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Frasier is currently doing a low-grade version, in a couple of years we'll get the same setup with Old Sheldon.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous
      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Why does the dad kinda look like Moot?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        The dad looks like my 42 year old coworker.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >post is 10 years old exactly
        wonder how they're doing now?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        tl;dr

        Why does the dad kinda look like Moot?

        Looks more like a young Tim Rogers

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I remember that guy. Here's one with a few more pictures.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The hedgehog vibing on the dude's head is the cherry on top of this bizarre sperg sundae

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I remember that guy. Here's one with a few more pictures.

        "beta" my fricking ass, these people are legends, living however they like, having fun, objectively not failures as they've achieved their strange life goals of had a son together
        all my hats come off to them, every single one
        and i have many hats

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous
        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          This

          I remember that guy. Here's one with a few more pictures.

          Also the picture of the mom laughing with her young son dressed as a pumpkin is sweet.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          This
          [...]
          Also the picture of the mom laughing with her young son dressed as a pumpkin is sweet.

          Yeah, they look like a caring, if odd, bunch.
          And I like how they rant on Star Wars and refer to it as "not SF"
          That's how you know you're dealing with hardcore old school science fiction fans. When they refuse to use "sci-fi" and stick to just "SF"

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Fricking agreed. They didn’t even mean to do it but they ultimately became autistic chads and somehow managed to raise a son in their own creative way.

          >Lots of hats
          >TF2 Heavy picrel

          How much is your inventory worth, anon? You know the one I’m talking about.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >How much is your inventory worth, anon?
            idk like 2 bucks?
            i'm a pure not-paying-for-microtransactions gay so i got most of em by trading or crafting, the only ones possible to resell are ones my gf gifted me and they're kinda shite monetarily speakingbut i love em and don't wanna get rid of em even tho we're not dating anymore

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >i'm a pure not-paying-for-microtransactions gay
              Absolutely based. Trading is a slippery slope.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          This
          [...]
          Also the picture of the mom laughing with her young son dressed as a pumpkin is sweet.

          [...]
          Yeah, they look like a caring, if odd, bunch.
          And I like how they rant on Star Wars and refer to it as "not SF"
          That's how you know you're dealing with hardcore old school science fiction fans. When they refuse to use "sci-fi" and stick to just "SF"

          Fricking agreed. They didn’t even mean to do it but they ultimately became autistic chads and somehow managed to raise a son in their own creative way.

          >Lots of hats
          >TF2 Heavy picrel

          How much is your inventory worth, anon? You know the one I’m talking about.

          >A nudist showing rape hentai to an 8 year old is based.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            the thing about the strong is that they don't care if you don't like them. cry more

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >not a virgin because he fricked a dude
        Dudes dont count. You have to frick a pussy to officially lose virginity.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Exactly what I wanted. God bless.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The dad isn't especially a looker, but why is the woman in sperg couples always so much worse?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I need a followup of this guy. Frick.
        I bet his mom is dead now.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >read the dad's voice in Naota's dad's voice from FLCL
        This is fricking great, autism is eternal

      • 4 weeks ago
        222

        I remember that guy. Here's one with a few more pictures.

        Wonder if they have grand-children by now.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I'm reading through this and the worst part is they still did a better job than my parents.

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    What kind of rabbit hole have I stumbled upon.

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  23. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  24. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  25. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Fritta

  26. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  27. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I know this feel all too well, happens at work too

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Couldn’t find webpages or duplicate images. Try another one instead.
      Where is this from?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        CasyTay
        draws incest

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >draws incest

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Don't you bring that pure art into this plagued thread!

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              yeah
              it needs its own thread

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Super Forbidden Love https://mega.nz/folder/JgxFQTzB#0mSE8989Cmxvc9ZdUfLAaQ
        It gets XXX out of nowhere on page 14

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >cliffhanger

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            They are waiting for the community poll to know if she does show herself naked on cam to her brother or if she pussies out

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Back when I used to work at a Call Center during high school, I used to touch myself all the time while talking to older ladies. One time my mum walked in to grab cash from my brand new wallet but she didn't give a damn about me being in undies touching myself. She just grabbed the money and locked the door.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        dude, you can just jerk off to your little fantasy stories on your own. No need to rope us into it.

  28. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I wish I could frick Tom senseless.

  29. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Look at this page and guess what the associated text on the corresponding page says.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      She helped me wipe

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        "she touched my butt and then I came and started farting"

        >she called me a kid and asked me if I wanted to /ss/

        It's this.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          that's it? lame

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Why does the mom give him that look tho?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      "she touched my butt and then I came and started farting"

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >she called me a kid and asked me if I wanted to /ss/

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Damn, Tom's mom has got it going on

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        She's all I want & I've waited for so long

  30. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >volume control rule

    I have no idea what this is. I'm old as frick and sex still finds ways to mystify me.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It just means that it's awkward if you moan and grunt or otherwise utter lewd or descriptive words, really loud, when you've got neighbours on the other side of the wall or otherwise other people who could hear.

  31. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Wish this was real

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      they could've at least made a book like this one (done by the same people as the Ellie and Tom books) with them as adults or University students

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        This is a parody book they sell at adult shops, it's not real.
        Also fixed.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Hahahahahaha
        Nice

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Not nice, read

          This is a parody book they sell at adult shops, it's not real.
          Also fixed.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            It is nice, it’s funny

  32. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Fixed.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Thanks.

  33. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Frick you op
    Every year I come over this thread atleast once here. It hurt. No Thread on any other board hurts as much as this single image. This a lie. A lie that a defected freak of nature can be happy.
    But oh nononono on onnonono you can’t
    Because if you have a brain defect as a man. You are unlike me to women
    But as a mentally defected girl you can still attract men
    You know what. I am will now say the N word

  34. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why?

  35. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      b***h you like playing in the cheese I leave you alone with a pizza and you’re building fricking sculptures in the sauce

  36. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  37. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I like how they are children and you can imagine fricking them. Especialy the little girl.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >they are children
      What? They're clearly teens or young adults, way past puberty and sexual development
      What kinda kids have you been seeing? Where do you live, Chernobyl?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Not him, and not really disagreeing, but in his defense kids mature a lot faster these, and develop more these days. I don't know if its just stable access to food, GMOs, or something like all the hormones they feed some animals and now people get them second hand, but you would be surprised seeing how some of the younger high school kids develop.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Calm down

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I am calm. you calm down.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Not really, my dad was 6' and shaving by the time he was 13

  38. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Just read the Ellie one. Do women really use a tissue to wipe their nethers after jerking off?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No what the hell? I’ve never done this.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Right? I've never really asked, but I've lived with girlfriends and it's the sort of thing you'd think would come up if it was common.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      yes? gals also have...I'm not sure if cum would really be the proper word, but you get what I mean. if you don't wipe it off it feels gross

  39. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  40. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    bump

  41. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  42. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    is that lisa fricking miller

  43. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Imagining knocking that door down stripping that kids clothes off and raping her.

  44. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  45. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >how to frick: underage autist edition
    Finally a sex guide for Cinemaphileners

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >how to frick underage autist
      I don't need any help with that.

  46. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Was there ever a story time for the Tom books?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Grow up homosexual. This isn't elementary school.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No. I was going to, but never got around to doing it. I uploaded the MEGA is someone else wants to try.

  47. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Also lower the age of consent.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No, 18 years old or get the frick out.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >18
        it's 16 in most of the world idiot

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Too low.
          The porn age is 18 years old, there for the age of consent also has to be 18 years old as well.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            the porn age should be none because pornography itself is degenerate and needs not be taken into account
            the age of consent could be as low as we like it if we lived in a close knit community where people look after one another and judge the relationships of others based on mutual understanding and each person's personal physical and mental development, age of consent is only necessary in a large uncontrollable environment, like a state... especially a state full of Blacks and pests

            the age of consent is not an inherent concept, it's one that had to have been born out of necessity- before we strive to change it, lower or higher, first we must ask what else about our environment we can change that would make it unnecessary

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous
              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                prove me wrong you can't

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous
          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >say the line
            >[objectively correct statement]
            what is it with people recently using memes on Cinemaphile incorrectly? are these normalgays new to the web just now figuring things out? did you just get your first iPad yesterday?

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Yeah probably, Cinemaphile has a lot of Twitter tier normies now

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              NTA. The point of the meme wasn't that the statement wasn't factual correct; the point of it was that ephebophiles have only one line they spout when justifying their attraction and they just hope you don't think about it too much. It's not a well thought out meme, but you have to be dense to miss the point of it.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >ephebophiles
                so... an attraction to an 16 year old? it's wild how something that's normal in half of the world is a crazy problem and a criminal case in the other half

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What actual anime is this from, and when did it become a "list of words words words that fit my agenda" meme?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        idolmaster vidya

        became a "troll webm" on /gif/ with the anti-troony copypasta, the kind that only ever get posted in their own circlejerks anyway, defeating the whole purpose

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >the kind that only ever get posted in their own circlejerks anyway, defeating the whole purpose
          kek yeah there's so mucho texto in these that anyone who disagrees with the message will immediately see the first line, go "oh it's one of those" and click off, it fundamentally fails as a meme because it's not absurdist enough to capture attention nor quick and memetic enough to do it's job

  48. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw no autistic wife

  49. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I like the fact that they are children. Makes it alot sexier.

  50. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Anon, they put their phones on silent when they use the train. It's called Manner Mode. I fricking wish that was the case where I live.

    Also, a thousand deaths upon whatever butthole that decides phones should have speakers.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      thats exactly what im saying, their behavior isn't normative, and it's inherent to them too, its not that they say "oh man i dont wanna put my phone on silent on trains, have loud and personal private conversations in public and signal my presence to everyone in town.... but socieeeety won't let me"
      they find that behavior unpleasant themselves

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >i want to* have loud and personal private conversations in public
        fix'd

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Not going out of your way to be a douche doesn't mean you're autistic.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          it does if normies go out of their way to be a douche

  51. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      anon are you slowly drip feeding us the book with a page every few hours?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They're ugly

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The illustrator really did their homework. Even if you didn't know who the main character was, it's extremely obvious which one is autistic.

  52. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Ben 10 lookin ass

  53. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I want Tom's mom to step on me

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      God the teeth are so creepy

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous
    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      She doesn't look post-menopausal so I want her to freebleed on my face.

  54. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  55. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Tongue out

  56. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  57. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    She looks 20. Why is she hairless? Do autists shave their genitals?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      some do, I’d imagine. Sensory issues are a major symptom of autism, so there’s most likely a few people out there who shave their body hair because they don’t like how it feels.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        autism doesn't make you completely incapable of comprehending both social norms as well as personal values of beauty, and the act that Ellie chooses to dress up and wear a flower in her hair proves she cares about that sorta thing, which is why she might shave just because she wants to look attractive

        That aside, they showed the male clean shaven too
        Doing that just makes it easier to show the genitals and not have a layer of hair in the way

  58. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Isn't there an edit of this with Tom & Star

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No.

  59. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >penises
      plural?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >he doesn't have two penises

  60. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  61. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How the hell is this thread still up?
    Doesn’t even qualify for a coomer thread

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      How?

  62. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  63. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    jerking off leaves a smell

  64. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >the lady in red

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >she's not dancing with me

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Number 5: The naughty bits.

  65. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    you guys cant let this thread die before the one anon finished his slow ass storytime

    cmon buddy, take your time

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I am sickened yet curious

  66. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      this made me realize i've never got horny in public

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Literally 1984

  67. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      ...I wonder what the boy book equivalent of this is

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Vibrating game controllers

  68. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Are we gonna see it or?

  69. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  70. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  71. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  72. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  73. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Hey, dad, guess what I just did!

  74. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Supposedly

  75. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  76. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  77. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone have a mega for "What's Happening to Ellie" or "Ellie Needs to Go"?

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