>I wish to go back in time to before da rules were written
>I wish I always existed and Cosmo and Wanda always existed and they always were, are and will be my fairies
>I wish to send a message to myself in the past: I wish da rules were never written
>I wish Cosmo and Wanda were the only fairies in the world
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I wish that every cartoon's plot was resolved before it even begins and the characters spend the entire show staring blankly at the wall because I am extremely autistic and triggered by fictional characters not being perfect beings of pure logic who always take the most optimal action and never ever make mistakes or act irrationally. Nerr, gotta watch Wapner.
Also I wish for OP to have Mega AIDS and tastebuds in his ass.
What a fricking moron, first post worst post
OP is clearly entertaining various ways in which he could circumvent the rules, this isn't another "WHY DIDNT JIMMY DO SOMETHING SO THAT NO CONFLICT WOULD HAPPEN REEEEEEEEEE", if anything this is a fun thread lamenting the possibilities of what you could do
I wish for you to suck your own dick.
I already do b***h now what
Start an only fans and become financially stable
first post good post
second post good post
op is a gay
>Sorry, sport, rules says we don't grant wishes to gays
BTFO
They probably a secret policy of only giving fairies to kids who are too dumb to think of stuff like that.
They only give fairies to kids who are severely neglected by their parents, so they're pretty much guaranteed to be stupid. Do you think Timmy gets bad grades in school for no reason?
>"That's odd..."
>"There are unsucked wieners in the room and yet OP is standing right there, posting."
>"There's not an OP in the world that can resist the urge to gobble uncircumcised wiener."
>"This can only be the work of"
>"FAIRY"
>"GOD"
>"PARENTS!"
>I wish da rules were never written
This is were it all unravels, some shit is gonna happen due to da rules never being written that'll cause a major crisis that forces Timmy to go back and undo the undoing of da rules.
This show became utterly soulless without Tootie and Vicky.