I wonder if xochitle crashed this premier also
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I wonder if xochitle crashed this premier also
I wonder if xochitle crashed this premier also
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her last movie was absolute garbage, and it was obvious that she is a bad actress, her voice is annoying. she's making very bad choices lately
>bad choices
The movie was quietly a pretty big hit. She’s made a serious drama, a romantic comedy, a super hero movie, and then a horror. Then she has one of the most popular HBO shows coming. Seems like she’s doing pretty well
>has to resort to categories because he can't remember a single movie name
yikes...
Nope, I was obviously showing how a successful actor proves they’re versatile by doing different genres you moron.
>makes an excuse post while he hurriedly goes and learns the titles
Clever. It’s not really hard to remember the names of four recent movies, you drooling moron.
yet i'm highly interested in how you can't tell me them
Why would I spoon feed some moron that didn’t even understand my initial post? Go look up her last four films on her IMDb
no thanks she isn't worth my time
Cool. Have fun lurking the thread about her for another hour.
nah i'll just go to bed. you're clearly seething.
Nope, just here for the Sydney convos and would like to call you a moron one last time. Sleep tight
youre both moronic
welcome to Cinemaphile. you think you're off the hook?
Stop simping softcore prostitute, moron.
She will be doing even better when she marries me.
GYAAAAAAAAATT DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMN
How can she wear thin in public without being arrested? It's perverse.
Utterly haram.
literal downy face
without the breasts she's a 6
>Literal Downie Face
LIES!
No, that's a FAS Face, anon
attractive people can do whatever they want, to whoever they want
This, if Sydney wants to rape me I'll allow it.
>She will be doing even better when she marries me.
I see this line a lot but how do you even befriend and court actresses like her?
By messaging her repeatedly on instagram. worked with me and taylor swift
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bride_kidnapping
If Hershlag or Margot Robbie did "Reality", they would be praised. Don't discriminate breasts.
If you;re talking about Sydney, then Anyone but You has made $170million global on a budget of $25million, so we can conservatively estimate its made about $90million in profit so far, and she's one of the producers as well. So no, its not a bad decision on her part.
>$170million global on a budget of $25million,
this feels like cghesating though. Shs going have the same career as J-lo star in low budget romcoms to make ends meat and bomb outside of that.
>doesn't count!
Every time
>she's making very bad choices lately
As opposed to what? She's making a ton of money with these movies and whatnot and even though her acting atrocious, she co-produced the comedy film she was in and it made quite some money. A lot more than expected.
>As opposed to what?
Turned out to be a homewrecking prostitute. So much for any future prospects, since she's nothing without her breasts.
>since she's nothing without her breasts.
On the other hand, she probably knows this, and must churn out content flaunting those amazing boobs so the royalties support her in her old age.
Nah, it's a complete PR blunder. Her "breakout" role was playing some tittybawd in some teenage drama.
Going for a romcom would have been a solid choice - even though that co-star is some weird looking literally who -, too bad she ignored her target demographic (women), that loves to talk about on screen chemistry and whether they did/didn't, but will absolutely tear her down as soon as it turns out that she is indeed an actual bawd.
In your mind
The frick are you on about
in your mind
>Turned out to be a homewrecking prostitute.
Yeah okay, Sydney's whole shtick is giving simps what they want and it backfired during the early days when they released the romcom teaser. She's still with her fiancé though, but remember it takes two to tango. Powell was just as much into it at first as she was: holding her, doing family day things with her, making jokes about how they kept on running into these "romantic" places meant for dates etc. And yeah it was obvious that as soon as it got too big they resorted to denial with him expressing some form of regret and her going: well they wanted it so I gave it to them.
I think people will forget about that and atm she's just forcing herself into everything mainly cause of money. The worst isn't the homewrecking but her fake personality: she's proven many times to lie about her personal life and hobbies just to stand out to people as the "I got breasts and I am a <insert here>" a mechanic, a waterpolo player etc
Her last movie was kino. Her chemistry with Glenn was unreal and her comedic timing was great.
>her comedic timing was great
this stood out to me too, as well as the boobs
She did. She wore black.
Does she still have hairy arms?
She wore sexy gloves so probably
Again? She wears gloves all the time, what the frick.
She used to show up at MCU movies, now she's just going to any capeshit? kek
Anon, all you have to do is make a movie (any budget), then premiere it, and Xochiti will show up, and make sure you have some girls for her to play with.
She's invited and she accepts because she likes going to these red carpet events and dressing up in nice dresses
Am.....am I into feet now????
No, you're into shoes, the patrician version of the foot fetish
You're shitting me. Is that Xochitl or whatever her name is? God bless that prostitute.
>Born: April 29, 2006 (age 17 years)
we have almost made it to the promised land my brothers
the wall isn't a promised land
Is this all that Xoshittal does now? Attend Premieres?
she won dancing with the stars
So a thriving career then. She should be part of the Teen Avengers that was hinted at in the post-credits of The Marvels.
dancing with the stars is where careers go to die
She even had the same dance partner Xochitl had
That was back when she was a Disney Channel actor though. Xochitl went from a big part in an 860 million dollar grossing Marvel movie to literally nothing
So suddenly it's not a place solely for "dead careers" but actually rising stars can get a big break from it?
Zendaya's big break didn't come from being on fricking Dancing With The Stars anon, come on
Yet it did not kill her career despite being on the show supposedly only for dead careers.
No one's saying DWTS kills careers, just that when an actor goes from starring in massive, high grossing blockbusters to being in the show, it's usually a sign their career in movies isn't going well. When Zendaya was in the DWTS she didn't even have a movie career in the first place, so it's a bad example
>actor goes from starring in massive, high grossing blockbusters to being in the show
>blockbusters
You just said yourself she was in one film, which was the first notable thing she'd done, and she was only a supporting character in to boot. You're acting like she was a big star for years. DWTS is literally the second notable thing in her career so far.
Xochiti was in a terrible movie. Bad movies tend not to help actors careers.
Just watched a couple videos of this. How was Cinemaphile not flooded with webms when this was happening?
it's just one autist. no one here cares about her.
It was.
And to her credit she's a genuinely great dancer.
And very likable
She oozes charisma and is full of life.
it was
muh dick
Yeah she waxed.
unfortunately
LOL there is literally no premiere she won't attend
She likes dressing up and meeting actors.
>meeting producers
Fixed.
No I'm pretty sure it's actors.
Why Sasha Calle insist on acting like teenage boy ?
Cutie
Jesus christ that face is a train wreck
She's starting to be like a fricking Kardashian or Paris Hilton at this rate. Only starred in one movie yet prostitutes in every premier as if she's a big shot.
god I wish she prostituted out
Why are you acting as though people are not invited to red carpets?
SHE DID IT THE ABSOLUTE LEGEND
>hairy arms
...it's not her arms I am wanting to check for hairy, anon.
I didn't watch her last movie but jerked off to the webm of her rubbing her tots over him in the shower.
I'm seeing the movie. Just because Sweeney is a genuinely nice person with an amazing rack
>Sweenis nice
...I don't really know about that, anon.
The verdict is out until the run up to, then thru and after the only movie she will ever make that anyone will care about (outside Zardoz 2)...
Barbarella.
I believe in Sydney, anon. She has the goods. She will deliver.
Sydney as Barbarella in a remake would be amazing.
>Xochitl with Sweeney and Moner
Now that I'd like to see.
Why do you want to see poor Xochitl mogged so hard?
I'm too drunk to follow why these two homosexuals are fighting about a hot bawd. QRD?
Hate this plastic and latex shit. Taylor Swifts gloves were way better.
it's not plastic nor latex you're just an idiot
You know what I mean, they're like pvc ass shit
skintight latex gloves that are made to fit are sexy as frick
I'm a fan. Can I get a QRD why Taylor Swift is mentioned?
she wore some shitty ugly gloves at the grammys
Velvet gloves? That's it? Christ. Thanks brother, I thought she was wearing latex.
I miss the days when prostitutes acted like prostitutes.
Katy Perry is the reason I developed a latex fetish
>Taylor Swifts gloves were way better.
QRD? I didn't watch the Superbowl
latex gloves need to be tight like stockings. this loose pair looks like she's scrubbing a toilet
prostitutes do not look good without fakeup
Still hot
her breasts don't need makeup
Still hot, have you never seen a woman in the morning?
Gayest post in 2024 so far
looks like moronic teenage gamma boy
She was always mid even with the makeup
But she does have makeup on here, specifically make her more like Reality Winner, whom she is playing here. Are you stupid?
Too big facts for average tv poster
Dee Williams lookin ahh
She was always a butterface, but her body is goddamn incredible.
>great breasts
>man face
She fricks like a wildebeest in heat and will give you strong sons.
Literally the perfect woman.
Why is she grabbing her own hips like that?
she thinks she's a sex symbol because a couple thousand fat old guys and 12 year olds on instagram send her dick pics every year
no i tried she has messaging disabled
Is that Vinnie Mac?
CAPTCHA: RUMP
I used to be horny for Xo but then I saw a podcast she did with other young people and it was so very clear that she’s just a child and then I felt bad about being horny for her.
That only makes me more horny for her.
yeah she crashed into the wall
YOU WILL NOT MAKE ME HORNY
Guaranteed a #metoo survivor after her breasts hang down to her knees and she’s gone to bogville.
Who's assumed weinstein's position now?
these are bull prostate fondling gloves...why does she have those
shut up and post more pics of her, I demand it
I hate her voice 2bh. It’s all deep and gross. An all American big titty blonde like her should have a sweet high pitched voice. She sounds like a ran-through sorority chick from a SoCal public university.
Gloves have "Sydney" and "Isabella" printed on them.
Thanks but anon was right. If you wear vinyl, it's gotta be tight.
where do i go to collect the dakota gf i am owed?
> Xochiti conquering Merced and Sweeney would be kino.
Shitskins hate white women like her because they'll never look as good. FACT!
>Reviews are ripping the film apart
She needs another agent.
its hilarious this b***h is so beatup but she has huge breasts and is white so you are telling yourselves she should be commanding all these beat roles
grim
>white
...have you seen her nipples, anon?
She's some kind of porto rican.
Not that there's anything wrong with that.
See Brown Seethe.
Seethe, Brown! Seethe!
she crashed my penis with no survivors
hmmmmmmmmmmmm?
it's Cinemaphile's fault i jack off constantly look at this thread
you buttholes need to take responsibility for this
Not Cinemaphile's fault low res pictures of fully clothed women is all it takes to get you going. Work on your porn addiction
Black personbrain thread
she did
So did anyone save her deepfakes before her mom took them down
Amy Pascal had her perfect Black cat and decided to cast the best actress in a movie nobody asked for in a mediocre role.
amy pascal has nothing to do with this movie, moron
She oversees the Spiderman movies with Avi Arad
They need to stop photographing her from certain angles. She looks like this
She can crash my party anytime
if only the actual movie looked this good
>Yes, I can read your mind too anon, don't worry she can't teehee
>Booba indeed
No one wants to see this bubbly Latina's tight ass, bub.
sex
tite
>No breasts
>No ass
>No curves of any knd
I don't get the appeal
anons latched onto her when she was a child and she's been in no movies since and aged like shit
>anons latched onto her when she was a child and she's been in no movies since
The frick are you talking about? No one had ever heard of her before she was in Doctor Strange 2 and she was in her late teens in that.
she was 14. early teens. eleven, twelve, thirteen, fourteen. she's currently in her late teens at 17. she was a child.
She looks exactly the same as she did in Multiverse of Madness.
Built for BWC
Holy frick she is horrendously ugly
Let's do it.
God I wish she was my mom
the only thing she's making crash are the chances of me getting prostate cancer, can't stop cooming
>she is funny
>thigh-high leather boots