>Pudgy old black man detective is just a few weeks on from retirement >Has to train his replacement, a talking dog! >"Aww hell naw, I'm gettin too old for this shieet"
>Black man and dog are about to bust a drug/pedophile ring wide open >Black guy see's someone about to shoot the dog >Dives in front of the bullet >Laying on the ground, bleeding out >"You was like a brotha to me..." >Does >Dog whispers "and you was my dawg...."
>old grizzled cop gets teamed up with a young and bratty up-and-coming cute transgirl >despite treating her with nothing but derision she still tries to go right by him and even starts developing feelings for him >he slowly starts to respect her after she heroically plunged herself into dangers most rookies would sway away from >lots of lighthearted comedic scenes of confusion due to their generational gap >she explains to him youth trends and trans topics to which he just replies with "getting too old for this shit" but keeps listening to her anyway
>i grew up with six brothers
I still don't get the implication of it. Because she had big brothers, she always had to be on her toes or something? Is that it?
having brothers makes a girl a bawd
W-why?
Don’t type like this, f-homosexual
A-answer the question...
N-no, loony troon……………
>bringing up trannies out of nowhere
How's your HRT going?
Only c-complete f-homosexuals t-type like this just l-letting you know… oh wait frick
haha it looks like he's pressing the fork to his chin
I'm not partering with a_____, Chief.
I'm not partnering with a god damn white man coloniser, Chief.
You better dust off your car seats because it's either your partner or your badge, your choice Sergeant
>He wasn't always like this. His wife left him and since then, he's become one cold bastard..
>But it...it's a dog!
>I have a name, you know
>Whaa-?
>Pudgy old black man detective is just a few weeks on from retirement
>Has to train his replacement, a talking dog!
>"Aww hell naw, I'm gettin too old for this shieet"
>Ahh heck you retire in 2 weeks. What's the worse that could happen woof woof?
>Black man and dog are about to bust a drug/pedophile ring wide open
>Black guy see's someone about to shoot the dog
>Dives in front of the bullet
>Laying on the ground, bleeding out
>"You was like a brotha to me..."
>Does
>Dog whispers "and you was my dawg...."
I thought blacks were afraid of dogs?
signs you're about to watch pure kino
>old grizzled cop gets teamed up with a young and bratty up-and-coming cute transgirl
>despite treating her with nothing but derision she still tries to go right by him and even starts developing feelings for him
>he slowly starts to respect her after she heroically plunged herself into dangers most rookies would sway away from
>lots of lighthearted comedic scenes of confusion due to their generational gap
>she explains to him youth trends and trans topics to which he just replies with "getting too old for this shit" but keeps listening to her anyway
Holla heckin wholesome
>this is your new partner...and your new sex partner
I like this thread. I wish I was as funny and creative as you guys
Thats how I feel with the Pepe Noir threads
>cop dies in violent shootout
>he was just two days from retirement
>And your other partner.
>Cop is in a poly relationship
>Look I don't like it either but I got the chief breathing down my neck
>Yes, I can see him, and his pants are unzipped
>I don't want any of your bullshit today, we're doing this one by the book
>I’ve got my eye on you, Mackey
>…a girl?!
>She graduated with top marks in the academy, and she grew up with 6 brothers.
>There's only one person who can hack into this system
>Who is he?
>Hot blonde walks in
>Who said anything about a he?