>I work alone. >Not anymore you don't, this is your new partner

>I work alone
>Not anymore you don't, this is your new partner

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  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >i grew up with six brothers

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I still don't get the implication of it. Because she had big brothers, she always had to be on her toes or something? Is that it?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        having brothers makes a girl a bawd

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          W-why?

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Don’t type like this, f-homosexual

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              A-answer the question...

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                N-no, loony troon……………

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >bringing up trannies out of nowhere

                How's your HRT going?

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Only c-complete f-homosexuals t-type like this just l-letting you know… oh wait frick

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                haha it looks like he's pressing the fork to his chin

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                haha it looks like he's pressing the fork to his chin

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm not partering with a_____, Chief.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm not partnering with a god damn white man coloniser, Chief.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You better dust off your car seats because it's either your partner or your badge, your choice Sergeant

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >He wasn't always like this. His wife left him and since then, he's become one cold bastard..

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >But it...it's a dog!
    >I have a name, you know
    >Whaa-?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Pudgy old black man detective is just a few weeks on from retirement
      >Has to train his replacement, a talking dog!
      >"Aww hell naw, I'm gettin too old for this shieet"

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Ahh heck you retire in 2 weeks. What's the worse that could happen woof woof?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Black man and dog are about to bust a drug/pedophile ring wide open
          >Black guy see's someone about to shoot the dog
          >Dives in front of the bullet
          >Laying on the ground, bleeding out
          >"You was like a brotha to me..."
          >Does
          >Dog whispers "and you was my dawg...."

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I thought blacks were afraid of dogs?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      signs you're about to watch pure kino

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >old grizzled cop gets teamed up with a young and bratty up-and-coming cute transgirl
    >despite treating her with nothing but derision she still tries to go right by him and even starts developing feelings for him
    >he slowly starts to respect her after she heroically plunged herself into dangers most rookies would sway away from
    >lots of lighthearted comedic scenes of confusion due to their generational gap
    >she explains to him youth trends and trans topics to which he just replies with "getting too old for this shit" but keeps listening to her anyway

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Holla heckin wholesome

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >this is your new partner...and your new sex partner

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I like this thread. I wish I was as funny and creative as you guys

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Thats how I feel with the Pepe Noir threads

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >cop dies in violent shootout
    >he was just two days from retirement

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >And your other partner.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Cop is in a poly relationship

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Look I don't like it either but I got the chief breathing down my neck

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Yes, I can see him, and his pants are unzipped

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >I don't want any of your bullshit today, we're doing this one by the book

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >I’ve got my eye on you, Mackey

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >…a girl?!
    >She graduated with top marks in the academy, and she grew up with 6 brothers.

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >There's only one person who can hack into this system
    >Who is he?
    >Hot blonde walks in
    >Who said anything about a he?

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