I would divorce my wife if I watched a documentary about her workplace and saw this
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I would divorce my wife if I watched a documentary about her workplace and saw this
Cute tumma. Would kiss and gently play bongos on.
moronic fricking homosexual
I hope a gang of Black folk beats you to death, Bob Saget style
>implying anybody would ever want to marry you
lol
>I would divorce my wife
Same, if I’m being honest. Oh, I wouldn’t intend to, I’d go into the marriage with good intentions. But within two decades it would end bitterly. Don’t worry, there is no special lady in my life, but on the incredibly small chance there ever is, I won’t be as honest with her as I just was with you anon.
This anon is a straight shooter, I'd recommend a promotion for him.
Good luck. We now live in a time where if some random dude "playfully" puts his hands all over your gf/wife and you don't like it, you're the bad guy.
lil bro is fighting ghosts
How's the weather in Tel Aviv?
That's not true at all.
>You claim I'm not being oppressed? WHAT ABOUT THIS FAKE SCENARIO I CAME UP WITH?!
Let him wallow in misery
cuckbrained head canon.
lmao chill bruh fr what's the big deal i'm just tryna frick your wife y u mad bruh that's kinda sus no cap if i'm being honest not bussin at all
If Jim did that these days and it was caught on film, he would've been fired lol
A HR scandal
I love how everyone’s calling this gay out on his cuckhold delusions.
That's not how the real world works. You just got cucked and are projecting.
>A huge prostitute that calls off her marriage so she can frick some other guy she works with.
>Cheats on her husband with the camera guy.
>Marriage material.
Roy(?) dodged a bullet there.
It's interesting how The Office makes everyone look like a creep. But Pam leaving her fiancé for a co-worker is seen as something... good?
In the wedding episode they are having their toasts and Jim admits that he made Pam teach him how to drive stick for like a year but in reality he already knew how to and was his excuse to get Pam alone, and its seen as a heartwarming story.
Eewwwwwww so frickin creepy
And he did this while Pam was still with Roy, right?
Yeah, that's incredibly creepy and desperate.
So obviously copping a feel, you knew he had a boner and probably jizzing his pants
That’s an ick moment right there
Literally every single great romance story loved by women involves cheating, monkeybranching, or trying to decide if you'll stay with your current partner or not.
> breaking up with your romantic partner because you're extremely different people with different hobbies, different passions, different goals in life is... LE BAD?
Roy was an awful boyfriend. He wasn't a bad person per se, but honestly they just were a terrible couple, he just didn't give two flying fricks about Pam. He's an Homer Simpson kind of guy, minus the funny side. Getting married to these kind of people can absolutely wreck a woman, I know it because I've seen it with my parents.
He was her fiancee. He proposed to her, she said yes. They were supposed to get married.
If she is stupid enough to let it go that far before realizing "they were a terrible couple," she deserves to be alone.
ah the man who has never made a mistake has arrived
Roy might have been dimwitted, but he loved his fiancee. If the dumb woman wasn't happy being married to him(which she wasn't) she should have never accepted his proposal.
I blame women as they are supposed to be the gatekeepers of relationships, marriage, and sex.
you've never been in a relationship have you
I'm engaged.
i honestly wish you both the best in that case. unfortunately it doesn't work out for many if not most people.
Because many, if not most, people don't take their relationship seriously. Also because most women(and men) are prostitutes that defile the sanctity of marriage.
idk man i wouldn't wish a lifetime of loneliness on someone just because they fell into the wrong relationship in their early 20s. it's not like she was actually married with kids, no ones life was destroyed.
You're wasting your time on a bitter individual.
Thats half the fun of Cinemaphile
I wish it on her(character) because she's a prostitute. She cheated on her fiancee, and she cheated on her husband with the camera guy. She's a floozy, jezebel, harlot, tramp, hussy, or simply a woman of ill-repute.
iirc jim kissed her and it went no further until after she broke it off with roy, and the camera guy was just an emotional thing that happens with people all the time, they weren't fricking.
>that defile the sanctity of marriage.
lmao. Having a magical worldview must get exhausting.
Men are the gatekeepers of marriage, autismo. It's the only thing we have going for us.
He wasn’t a good boyfriend and it wasn’t a good relationship. Yes she shouldn’t have accepted the proposal but it’s better to back out before it’s too late than to marry and be miserable
>noooooo you have to stay with an inferior partner and be less happy for the rest of your life because..... well you just do, okay!?
Do you really want to keep a woman who's pining for another man? Just let her go and find another one.
They all pine for another man. It's your job to make them realize how great you are....or scare them to death
That's the world shortest recipe for a unhappy marriage, anon. You ever asked why the vast majority of boomers look bitter and miserable? It's because they exactly did what you write in your post.
(and diabetes).
Well, that was how before people had to stay with their partner. because being engaged and breaking it was something dishonorable for both of them. According to society.
I' glad that this is no longer the case in today society
Sure, but Pam couldnt have been a great girlfriend to him if he didnt feel like stepping up, this whole meme about boyfriends being something that "happen" to women, and they are always at fault needs to stop. They obviously simply werent great for each other, both ways, and its the same for your parents, he would also be better off without her.
This is one of the things The Office did great, the redemption of Roy and making it clear that a couple is basically that, two people, and they are both to blame for sticking together when they arent meant to be.
> this whole meme about boyfriends being something that "happen" to women, and they are always at fault needs to stop.
I never implied this in my post, in fact I think both Pam and Jim are kinda shitty person for their own reasons. Jim in particular, for trying to steal another man's gf behind his back and then coiling back like a b***h whenever Roy tried to confront him.
All of them seem shitty no? Except the guy who calls him tuna
Greetings feel aspergers girl enjoyer.
I love how Roy ends up being a far better person than Jim or Pam and has a happier life than either of them. They are both huge pieces of shit for virtually the entire series.
??????
They ended being so frickin rich. Roy lived a common life with a common wife
Roy owned his own business and was richer than them
>They ended being so frickin rich.
you think that means you win?
In my book, yes. That's a Win-win
I have pretty much everything but money and it sucks, if I had decent money coming in my life would be just about if not perfect, money is the most crucial thing to a happy life
its the only good thing that happens after steve carrell leaves. i also suspect it makes roasties seethe
>I should be thanking you. Really dodged a bullet eh Halpert? Haha no Pam's great.
>the chad Roy versus the virgin Jim
One of my favorite episodes.
>rushing out the door, fighting
>Pam looks gross
>eating a banana
>Jim sees the ICK
>Roy lost weight
>is a chad
>plays classical piano and serenades his qt3.14 wife
>Jimlooksatcamera.jpeg
pam sexo
Pam's character exudes frigidity.
but she's a squirter
Source?
it occurred to me in a wet dream
Not really
The wise man's choice was the swarthy grill with the italian surname that Jim met in the other office, now that's SEXO my friend
If another man touched my wifes bare skin, marriage is ovah!!
yeah pretty much
cuck
I like touching my married co workers but would rage if someone touched my wife.
t.self confessed hypocrite
>if
oh anon. she's already cheated on you.
Oof
>Everything finally clicks and I realize my wife is cheating on me
>Starts thinking back on those other instances were I didn't listen to my gut feeling and realize it's probably been going on for the better part of a decade
Worst fricking feeling in the world. Not that she did it, but that you didn't even trust yourself when you should.
how did you realize
When the baby came out black.
Oxygen deprivation?
Shifts where she had to work late out of the blue that didn't seem to fit right in with her normal overtime shifts, almost panicking attempt to hide her phone if she didn't hear me walk by, practically yelled my head off for using her phone to call her parents when I couldn't find my own, and then excusing it with her planning my birthday coming up soon, that one male colleague who got mentioned just a bit more than the others and always in a positive light. Basically just classic shit that should have sounded off the alarm if it wasn't because I thought "nah, couldn't happen to me". And then remembering shit like this happened periodically over the years, which basically means I had just gaslighted myself all this time.
Kek
Thanks, fren. While I'm completely over her, I have a hard fricking time actually being able to open myself up again and trust someone else like that again.
>It's the lying, the deceit, and abuse of trust, not knowing what was real.
Exactly. Had she just told me she didn't want to be with me anymore that would have hurt, but I could at least respect her choice and the fond memories we had wouldn't be tainted.
Thanks, friend. Funny enough this gave me some serious personal growth, though in a fricked up way. People have commented on how I changed for the better, but I practically just shut off my feelings for four years.
Better to err on trusting your partner. Because the alternative is you fricking up a relationship with your insecurity
Damn dude, that's awful. Condolences and I hope you find someone you can love and trust.
That's what I've always thought about cheating. It's not the act that hurts so much, it's the lying, the deceit, and abuse of trust, not knowing what was real.
It'd be so much better if they just told you from the beginning, "I'm fricking my coworker because I thought it'd be fun."
Since im a weirdo who goes home/work/home and have no social life, i can only say. Stay strong king
And if I could I'd grab a beer with you.
Michael shouldve ended up with the real estate agent, she seemed decent and not annoying like Holly, who already left him once.
Jim shouldve ended up with Karen.
Pam shouldve ended up a spinster
Pam should have ended up beaten to death in a dumpster.
>timidly loses bladder control into your mouth whilst orgasming
>She can't stop and keeps going
Normie bros, does female tummy feel just as soft as mine? I am obese
softer. imagine the softest thing ever. softer than that.
It's unbelievably soft. Imagine the pink was of a baby kitten.
I love to blow raspberries on my gf's tummy.
Honestly? I like to touch a tummy more than a boob
I would listen to her. Which is what no one did.
Jenna is the one that makes these threads
If you’re engaged you’re going to get married, but you aren’t married, so if you want to call off the marriage then you should.
>Call off the marriage after letting another man grope you.
She's a prostitute. She should call off the marriage because she's a prostitute.
Think Roy had sex with Pam?
I'd marry the guy because if anyone can lift my fat wife he is marriage material
>tries to frick you in front of a full film crew
Cathy was so based.
I hated this ugly prostitute. She had no chemistry with John and he didn't want to be left alone with her on site. I heard she has STDs too.
Go to sleep Jenna.
Jenna, please. She is hot and John smashed it off set. It's time you let him go. Jim does not exist.
Pam is such a fricking c**t
after they get together she wants to go to art school because "it's her dream", even though that would mean a lot of time apart from eachother, but Jim says she should do it.
Then she drops out and forgets about it.
Then in one of the last seasons Jim comes up with a startup related to sports that somehow becomes super successful, but it means they'll have to spend time apart because he's in philly. Then she cries and Jim basically gives up his company to go back home to be a paper/printer salesman
Yes, this was infuriating and hurt it more than the whole engagement thing because it was framed by the show as a normal good decision instead of controlling and manipulative.
Thr fact that The Office is so popular among normalgays and especially women is appalling. At least with Sunny all of the characters are presented as terrible people but on The Office you're supposed to root for them.
>that episode where the interviewer says you need to know photoshop and all sorts of adobe shit and the floor just falls out from underneath Pam
kek
Wasn’t she going to cheat on Jim with the camera man later on but the actress threw a hissy fit about it and they dropped the storyline?
She emotionally cheated on Jim which is just as bad. This is why women should remain in the home inshallah.
And you should.
>homosexuals saying that Roy and Pam being wrong for each other is an excuse to cheat
>Roy isn’t allowed to rightfully take it out on Jim
Even if they were wrong for each other camt just break up like a mature adult, they resort to cheating
>they resort to cheating
Roy never cheated. All he ever did was react, by some people's definition, poorly when Pam was a prostitute.
No im saying that they shouldnt have stayed together
even logistically, breaking up with someone you live with for a new relationship you aren't even sure will work is more about finances and mundane arse ache that the morality of cheating.
in fact (and im sorry to spoil this for zoomers) most relationships beyond ~25 are just a way of splitting the bills with someone you can share a bedroom with without murdering them.
>someone you can share a bedroom with
My parents didn't even do that lol. At least they didn't get divorced, though.
Attacking someone out of jealousy is bad, yeah. Actual chimpanzee behavior.
if the Office ever has a reboot (it will), Halpert will be black, calling it now
What if they did an Office type show but set during slavery times?
So like to slaves are talking
>Slave 1: Im going to be lazy today
>Slave 2: Dont think thats a good idea, Masta is in a bad mood today
Slave 1: Shut up Uncle Tom
Cut to Slave 1 being whipped, then slowly pans to Slave 2 looking at the camera like Halpert does.
Don't quit your day job (if you have one)
That sounds cool
His idea is better than those percolating in the minds of those actually in charge
Does somebody want more attention because they made a strawman scenario that isn't grounded in reality? Here (you) go!
>it's a strawman to say >90% of women would think it's abusive to disallow male friends
actually mentally ill
every single person reading this that has ever been with a woman knows what im saying is right. i doubt you even have friends because every guy can probably point to a friend that tolerates his girl having male friends
You live in a very isolated world. Do you leave your room? Do you know people?
You type like a redditor homosexual.
Frick off
That's better. Be direct with your hate instead of little b***h boy
>the vast majority of women would call you a controlling abusive psycho if you didn't allow or let her hug and "play" with her "male friends" or coworkers.
So what you’re telling me is that internet narcissists have broken your mind beyond repair? You base your entire worldview off of cat ladies from r/TwoXChromosomes is what you’re saying right now.
>its not considered abusive in current year to not want your gf being very friendly to people and having male friends
does this blatant denial of reality ever work on anyone? genuinely curious
Here’s another (YOU). Keep yourself safe.
people like you get utterly mind broken when they finally get a gf and then face reality that the hardest step is keeping them in line. hopefully you have a nice day after that first experience
>t. somebody who has never been in a relationship
>going to be beyond suicidal when his idea of women is shattered *IF* he finally stops being a virgin in his 30s
This goes on at my work place as well but the guys are ugly and black and I just look at them all in disgust. The girls call me a racist and I say yes I am and you are gross.
Is this the angriest thread on Cinemaphile right now? Really psycho vibes.
What do you think his endgame was?
Imagine how Roy must have felt when it aired and saw how Jim the gay behaved in the first season
pam is the perfect female character in a show
>monkey branching
>indecisive stuck in a dead ass job
>unfunny
>untalented
>pretty but overall bland
>falls in the back of her husband once he makes it out of his dead end job
That's why she and James Gunn got divorced; he saw this episode
I thought it was because he kept publicly talking about assfricking her.