I would have never fall for such a cheap trick

I would have never fall for such a cheap trick

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  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I saw a Somali girl in short shorts make a turn and go up a flight of stairs to a bridge that goes over a railway. It's about 100 steps, hense the local name for those steps. I stopped my bicycle, locked it up, then walked behind her as close as I could, with her half exposed round behind incredibly close to my face.

    You're damn right I'd fall for that.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That sounds nasty, but you seemed to enjoy it, so I'm proud of you anyway, king.

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    she's not even attractive

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous
    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      of all the mid at best whatsherface that people online try to gaslight you into thinking they are attractive, that's what you find not that attractive?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      She's more attractive than you shitskins at the very least. Seethe. lol

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The more you watch the film, it's marxist/anarchist leaning as hell which they toned down in the sequels into more bland superhero shit.

    >Matrix is all white people
    >These are "normies" in corporate america, just following along with no identity or personality
    >You can execute them and police en masse with no remorse because muh revolution
    >only we are good Neo, their lives are forfeit because they haven't embraced revolutionary struggle

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Also because any of them could be a glowie and you wouldn't know until it was too late. It's why there's such a blowup over the Wachowski's becoming trans, because of the original 90s anti-government audience the Occupy Wallstreet movement split them along political lines over culture war.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        They were already into kinky sex shit, and the BDSM elements are also obvious in the film. The night club that Neo and Trinity visit is obviously based on one, and the black leather outfits in The Matrix itself are derived from BDSM gear. They Watchowski Troons did Ketamine and got under the thumb of some dominatrix who drilled this sissy fantasy into them. It's just a sex fantasy they want to live out 24/7.

        They were already anime loving weirdo degenerates. They just got comfortable living out their stupid fantasy all the time. Which is why The Matrix is their only really solid film, and everything else is trash. They were reigned in.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >The night club that Neo and Trinity visit is obviously based on one
          Wasn't it literally filmed at one with regulars being extras

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >chatting with normie acquaintance
      >mention something red-pilled
      >they turn into Agent Smith
      The Tranoswki bros were onto some real shit.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Matrix was always subversive garbage, only Redditors got fooled to think otherwise.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The Anarxhist/marxist elements are somewhat kept in check for more universal values of freedom. It's only later they went off the rails when they got too much power.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The real world or Zion (lol) being an orgy full of mutts and blacks and troons is the most hilarious shit. Incredible.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      RETVRN

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The second I found out it was the Matrix I would be

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Do you think, canonically, this test was designed by a Pajeet?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The film makes it explicitly clear that Mouse created the lady in the red dress.

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    She reminds me of a girl I knew in high school.

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I had a dream that I was recruited by the CIA and during the shooting range training with the special gun I kept watching the girls shooting instead of me shooting.

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I don't care if any of them watch, I'd be a constant patron of hers.

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    For you it would be a big buff shirtless man and you'd stare and then go "bro I totally want to be him he inspires me"

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >dig through the ditches
    >burn through the witches

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I saw a girl out jogging while I was driving home from work the other day and her thighs in the tiny shorts she was wearing were the perfect level of fit+plump shapely and coated with a layer of shiny sweat and I couldn't help rubber necking so hard I probably would have crashed if someone in front of me stopped suddenly.

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You do it every day in real life

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Circumstantially

    Yes you would have
    I mean, if you were actually in that scenario.
    You would have no choice.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      If I was an actor in a movie requiring me to, I absolutely would.

  14. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  15. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >neo has powers in the 'real world'
    WTF IS THE REAL WORLD

    no matrix wiki answers, not even matrix explained on yt
    what a philosophical question that is, and how we think about our world

  16. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  17. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The most significant moment of your life and you're distracted by a chick?

  18. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Would you have fallen for it if she looked like this instead?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That woman is obese you stupid American

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        yeah but imagine being under her drowing in all the jiggly goodness

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      GYATT

  19. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I would have been too shy to look at her

  20. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >everyone dressed in black and the background colors are quite dim
    >a charming hot woman in a red dress that obviously stands out in the crowd looks at you
    impossible to not look even if you are gay or a female not attracted to her

  21. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's a cheap trick for sure, I'd be pretty suspicious in general given everything going on at the moment.

    I'm curious about how these private arrangements that Mouse set up work. Someone watching you? You just cum in your pants in the dentist chair? I mean I'm pretty sure it's canon if you shit in the Matrix you shit in real life.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Someone watching you?
      Yep. Mouse and anyone passing by can glance at the code and see you getting it on with the lady in red.
      >You just cum in your pants in the dentist chair?
      Yep. But it doesn't matter. Had sex.

  22. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So we know everything inside Matrix also happens to your body in real life in 1:1 ratio
    Would that mean if you'd go for sex session inside and got fricked in the ass, will your anus be prolapsed after disconnecting?

  23. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the dude behind her looks like the typical homosexual 2010s main character.

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