SHE was the sex appeal. You watched terrible moves like Along Came Polly because Jennifer Aniston kept herself in a fricking time capsule. She would constantly color and wear highlights and extensions in her hair, watch her diet, obsess over a skin care routine and keeping up her appearances and flauinting her sexy fricking legs everywhere she went. But she's like 54 now. Once/if the skin around her knees start to get unsightly she won't be ale to flaunt them anymore to get male attention and female envy which is her bread and butter. She didn't put out for a family. She'll never give birth. She'll never be a mommy. And she threw it all away so she can stay physically viable as the tide of time marched on. She had her time to be in the spotlight and one of the highlights of every dude's fap bank but everything comes to an end. She'll keep chasing the high and hopping on top of dicks because it's what she knows though. Sad.
I did. For that weird period of time when it was being shat on on HBO like every fricking day and most weekends. And even then it was never from the beginning and only because I really like Jennifer Aniston. Rachel was the hottest girl on Friends despite having the shittiest attitude and worst writing
The Good Girl was alright. She seems like too much of a self conscious dickhead to want to act as anything other than the pop culture idea of herself. Same shit was happening with George Clooney for a while.
>She seems like too much of a self conscious dickhead to want to act as anything other than the pop culture idea of herself.
That's most women in Hollywood once they hit their 30s. It's all about cultivating an image and trying to spread it to IRL. Anything to keep people from going >Yeah, she has fame and success but she prostituted herself to get that height. I mean by all accounts she's probably only working with friends and frickbuddies and she doesn't have a family and no one to be right here in her times of need aside from relationships cultivated purely because of the resources she has (money+pussy) as opposed to devotion, loyalty and love developed over time with a partner
Look at her. She lives for this shit. Some people get caught up in the high of being validated by their appearance that they'll chase it until it ruins them.
>didn't watch Horrible Bosses or Office Space
Why are you even on Cinemaphile if you refuse to watch kino.
Even Office Christmas Party would be *something*.
Both of their nipples are visible. Jennifer is more daring in her attire and steals everyone's attention. Whoever presents more skin and is the most comfortable and looks the hottest while doing it wins.
sex symbol of the mid 90's and early 2000's >>not a single good or sexy movie
she wad hawt as a milf in horrible bosses, marley and me is chill, office space is iconic,
I always thought Rachel's pregnancy storyline was due to Aniston getting pregnant for real, just like Phoebe's pregnancy. Sad to find out that wasn't the case for her and she was just wearing a fake belly.
You don't get it until you're older when dads say that a pregnant woman is beautiful. Like, yeah, the older you get generally you're passively excited at the prospect of any new life. But in reality what gets you is imagining its your baby in side of that beautiful woman's body that's growing. That's what gets the hormones revving. >She would look so hot carrying and then giving birth and nursing my child. Frick!
>this made gen Xers cum in their liesure suits
It's no wonder y'all elected George HW Bush.
The pre-internet era was a dark time in human history.
The internet existed in the 90s, Zoomer.
Awwww....what's the matter, sport? Pissed off because she doesn't have a "feminine penis"?
KYS already, homosexual.
Sydney Sweeney is a zoomer, gramps.
>Sydney Sweeney is a zoomer, gramps.
sydney sweeny has big breasts and that is literally it. her face is bruck up.
when used to zendaya I could see how sweeney would look hot.
This is fact.
Sweeney's face is like a mile of rough road.
Kids have no taste as they are fed horseshit and told it sirloin.
SHE was the sex appeal. You watched terrible moves like Along Came Polly because Jennifer Aniston kept herself in a fricking time capsule. She would constantly color and wear highlights and extensions in her hair, watch her diet, obsess over a skin care routine and keeping up her appearances and flauinting her sexy fricking legs everywhere she went. But she's like 54 now. Once/if the skin around her knees start to get unsightly she won't be ale to flaunt them anymore to get male attention and female envy which is her bread and butter. She didn't put out for a family. She'll never give birth. She'll never be a mommy. And she threw it all away so she can stay physically viable as the tide of time marched on. She had her time to be in the spotlight and one of the highlights of every dude's fap bank but everything comes to an end. She'll keep chasing the high and hopping on top of dicks because it's what she knows though. Sad.
Rachel Green was hot, Jennifer Aniston was never hot.
She's been in some ok movies. Along Came Polly is an ok movie, but it's a Ben Stiller movie. Her role could have been filled by anyone.
something something fill her role if you know what i something something
Nobody watched along came Polly
I saw that movie in theaters. Because Jen was in it.
I did. For that weird period of time when it was being shat on on HBO like every fricking day and most weekends. And even then it was never from the beginning and only because I really like Jennifer Aniston. Rachel was the hottest girl on Friends despite having the shittiest attitude and worst writing
>along came Polly
Box office: $178.3 million
but what was the marketing budget?
she was hot as a nympho in horrible bosses
What went wrong?
why did brad do this to her jennbros
he chose that disgusting hag that turned his kids into troons and adopted disgusting muds
Jen either wouldn't, or couldn't have kids
I thought her and Brad got back together after he divorced Angelina? Did they already split again?
I'll go live with her so that she doesn't have to be alone.
The Good Girl was alright. She seems like too much of a self conscious dickhead to want to act as anything other than the pop culture idea of herself. Same shit was happening with George Clooney for a while.
>She seems like too much of a self conscious dickhead to want to act as anything other than the pop culture idea of herself.
That's most women in Hollywood once they hit their 30s. It's all about cultivating an image and trying to spread it to IRL. Anything to keep people from going
>Yeah, she has fame and success but she prostituted herself to get that height. I mean by all accounts she's probably only working with friends and frickbuddies and she doesn't have a family and no one to be right here in her times of need aside from relationships cultivated purely because of the resources she has (money+pussy) as opposed to devotion, loyalty and love developed over time with a partner
Look at her. She lives for this shit. Some people get caught up in the high of being validated by their appearance that they'll chase it until it ruins them.
Horrible Bosses was the hottest she was.
>Horrible Bosses was the hottest she was.
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true, but well after her explosion of popularity during Friends.
She was adequate for her role in 'Office Space'.
Fun fact: I never watched Friends and have never seen any movies with this b***h in them. What a time to be alive!
>didn't watch Horrible Bosses or Office Space
Why are you even on Cinemaphile if you refuse to watch kino.
Even Office Christmas Party would be *something*.
More like coalburner analston amirite?
Dark lesbians
>>not a single good or sexy movie
There's one where she plays a French Maid for a scene.
Office Space is good
Zoomies like OP have never seen it
Derailed is also a movie. It's a noir film.
>voice actress in south park
She's undeniably beautiful.
>"Iconic sex symbol"
>some actress only women gave a shit about
Effortlessly mogs her fat co-workers
I wish Jen was in LoTR
I'd appreciate a cute sun-kissed elf that didn't wear bras either.
Dan Schneider fricked the everloving shit out of her little sister.
That's a nipple, huh?
Disappoint. :[
Both of their nipples are visible. Jennifer is more daring in her attire and steals everyone's attention. Whoever presents more skin and is the most comfortable and looks the hottest while doing it wins.
I never liked her tbh. Britney on the other hand...
Me on the right
sex symbol of the mid 90's and early 2000's
>>not a single good or sexy movie
she wad hawt as a milf in horrible bosses, marley and me is chill, office space is iconic,
>me on my way to watch the latest episode of FRIENDS
Back then for most truly sexy scenes you needed to be in an erotic thriller, a grindhouse flick, or an exploitation B-movie.
Erotic thrillers were a declining genre which is now completely dead. Aniston was above grindhouse and B-movies.
You bet your ass that if she was in her prime today she would be frothing at the mouth to take roles in normal ass drama films that demand nudity.
Derailed is an erotic thriller. Probably her only role where she wasn't the ass end of a romantic couple.
She was always meh. Maybe top 10.
>Will never be a mom
That was her greatest wish iirc
I am sick and tired of being gaslit that anyone on friends was attractive
If you don't think Friends era Cox was attractive you might have the gay.
Nope israelites you wont gaslight me. Elaine wasn't hot either
you have the big gay
>comparing elaine to the other two
elaine was okay. not ugly, but nothing special. aniston and cox were stunners.
terrible taste. aniston is still a babe and courtney cox was hot before she bogged herself.
She has that awesome scene in We're the Millers that I've coomed to like 1000 times.
The striptease scene or the makeout scene?
Both would have been better if the movie had been made 10 years prior.
Really like that movie regardless.
a true classic. comedy almost completely died after that.
I always thought Rachel's pregnancy storyline was due to Aniston getting pregnant for real, just like Phoebe's pregnancy. Sad to find out that wasn't the case for her and she was just wearing a fake belly.
You don't get it until you're older when dads say that a pregnant woman is beautiful. Like, yeah, the older you get generally you're passively excited at the prospect of any new life. But in reality what gets you is imagining its your baby in side of that beautiful woman's body that's growing. That's what gets the hormones revving.
>She would look so hot carrying and then giving birth and nursing my child. Frick!
>You don't get it until you're older
wrong, i was into this in my teens.
literally nobody ever found you hot, jennifer
guys, I found the homosexual
Her in this movie and Horrible Bosses really does it for me