I'd be holodecking her every day, for sure.

I'd be holodecking her every day, for sure.

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  1. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >She was considered for the role of Captain Kathryn Janeway on Star Trek: Voyager, but did not get the role.
    What a shame.

  2. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    The b***hes in TOS were so much better.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Gene doing what he loved.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      They had to pass Gene's inspection first.

  3. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    There would be a bunch of restrictions. You could create her but I bet as soon as you tried anything lewd it would just shut down and throw a canned response at you then inform the Captain of your no no.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Wasn't Riker fricking that Minuet chick?

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        probably and when he gets hit on by that perfect woman alien whatever her name was, he excuses himself to go to the holodeck.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      exactly. with what we're seeing with AI today, that seems likely. it'll also notify the ship's counselor and you'll have like 10 mandatory sessions scheduled.

  4. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Isn’t she the one that programmed the Holodeck and included a hologram of herself in it as a new user guide like the paper clip for Microsoft word and Geordi reprogrammed her hologram into his cumdumpster? Then she came onboard the ship to fix the hologram and saw his modifications and got fricking horrified by it?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      No. It was Geordi being an incel.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        if you hate fun, why are you here?
        god damn, you are making me argue in favor of a Black person, thats how pathetic you are

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      A new fetish was born that day.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        You just know she had hairy pits.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous
        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          >scolding
          >humiliation
          >twins/clones
          >timefreeze

          What else?

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            breeding? Pregnancy?

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              >hand holding
              >compliments
              >headpats

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Marriage

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                >headpats

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            >soft whispered technobabble

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      She was getting along with Geordi and thought he was being helpful out of the goodness of his heart, then found out he'd been jerking it to her likeness telling him she loved him.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes and no. The full context of that episode, which was ultimately cut from what was aired but which was still included in the novelization, was that ALL of the events we see were simply part of an additional layer of holodeck narrative which Geordi had programed. For Geordi, simply romancing a holodeck waifu was no longer enough. To achieve higher levels of stimulation, he had to be caught in the act, so to speak, with his holographic body pillow, and then scolded and humiliated by the "real" waifu.

  5. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >I fail to see how your erect penis is an engineering challenge that requires my input Lt. Barclay
    >...What is a 'Rape Correction' program?

  6. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    i never watched star trek but has there ever been a storyline about what they would do about a coomer hogging the holodeck to frick virtual crewmates?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      yes, the first episode with Lt.Barclay in it
      Jeordi's holodeck episodes have a slighter hint of that sort of thing to it, but nothing as overt as barclay

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah, he gets obsessed with living in the fantasy of ducking the women from the crew and humiliating the men.

        I'd do the same.

        Barclay's entire character arc, spanning multiple Star Trek series, has been about his holo-addiction and coomer tendencies

        it really seems like holo addiction would be a bigger problem than the show lets on. i mean i can't find an actual human being today that isn't addicted to tech, now you're telling me the tech can be a perfect simulation? it'd be over

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Oh yeah, people get addicted to shitty video games. Imagine being able to customize your fantasies like that, it would be the end for me.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          People would fricking die all the time in holodecks from starvation/thirst/having giant Klingon women step on them with safeties off.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          >it really seems like holo addiction would be a bigger problem than the show lets on.
          Tell that to Rom, I'm sure that will make him feel better while he's mopping up jizz in some holosuite on DS9

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Starfleet officers are supposed to be the best of the best, the vast majority of them have the discipline and mental fortitude to not get addicted like that. I'm sure there are plenty of people on Deep Space 9 for example that are completely addicted to the Holosuites.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, he gets obsessed with living in the fantasy of ducking the women from the crew and humiliating the men.

      I'd do the same.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Barclay's entire character arc, spanning multiple Star Trek series, has been about his holo-addiction and coomer tendencies

  7. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'd surely holodeck Major Kira like that one alien dude wanted to do.

  8. 4 months ago
    Anonymous
  9. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why couldn't Geordi score? Was it the visor?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      He was a manlet.

  10. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Star Trek has AI created art decades ago
    >Everybody thinks it's cool.
    >Bunch of poos make image scraping software
    >Coom artists on Twitter suddenly believe in souls again.

  11. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    How do the holodecks actually work tho? They create physical objects that you can touch, but could they create actual human bobs and vagene?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      the things the holodeck creates are just photons bouncing off of force fields
      they are adjusted to simulate real world objects
      the bobs and vagene you programmed wouldn't actually be real bobs and vagene, but it would feel like it it

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      People eat food in the holodecks so its not just forcefields but replicators to create water and smellz. Peecard got hit by a snowball in an outside corridor so some things are real.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Computer, load program "It's only smellz"

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Computer create a fine banquet hall in the, circa 18th Century Earth, France
        >Computer access replicator memory banks and load program Dianna Troilet Stardate 46137.8
        >And computer... disengage safety protocols

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Add subroutines "undercooked chicken", "dysentry" and "sunset found her squatting"
          >Set waste level to India Alpha+
          >Erect a forcefield around the exit and delete all access codes

  12. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Tell me, Mr. Coom, why do you want to join Starfleet Academy?

  13. 4 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sex with Kira

  14. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >taking a smart, competent woman and forcing her to confront her femininity by bimboifying her in a holodeck program
    I'd be late for my duties one day and when they sent someone to find me all they'd find is my shrivelled completely dehydrated corpse.

  15. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    She kind of looks like that nepobaby daughter from that groundhogs day chick. You know the one. I think she was in OUATIH and that new femdom movie.

  16. 4 months ago
    Anonymous
  17. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >computer, lock entrance for 48 hours
    >disengage safety protocols

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Vulcan model is superior

  18. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    (Sex with vulcans x12)

  19. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Computer, recreate the interior of the San Fransisco armory.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Starfleet Academy looks kinda different

  20. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    SPOONED

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

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