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  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    i'll do it, whats your discord

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    a/s/l?

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    one of the best songs in the entirety of human history

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      For me its https://youtu.be/OrLdKYRBOEE?si=HR7kSWQO6y8yoRdv

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        For me it's speedway at nazareth.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Exquisite taste

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I like 'Walk of Life', frick you.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      that shit is hella gay lmfao be honest you don't like it you just pretend to do

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        No, I really do like it. It's a nice comfy life affirming song and I even listen to it on repeat sometimes.

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    which moronic board has the most accidental posts on Cinemaphile?
    Is it Cinemaphile, Cinemaphile, or Cinemaphile?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >accidental
      nobody tell him

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        """accidental"""

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Cinemaphile and Cinemaphile are both so far up their own asses with superiority complexes that it's definitely funnier when they do it

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >accidentally post a racist rant to /po/ instead of /misc/
      >learn about a new cathartic hobby that takes the edge off
      The west has... le healed.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Cinemaphile is a dead homosexual board, it's no accident.

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    greatest Cinemaphile thread of all time

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    mark knopfler is better than bob dylan at everything
    there I said it

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Dylan can't sing or play a instrument but he sure dose know how to write a song. All his works are better when covered by other artists.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        You only say that because you haven't dove deep enough into Dylan's discography.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        100% correct

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      beyond help

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    One of the best British bands

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Fantastic guitar work

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      god it's so good

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nothing beats having this on full blast in your car during a road trip with friends and everyone loses it during the opening of Money For Nothing.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Dire is perfect car music

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Fricking love me some Dire Straits.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      fat bass line

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    The ablum only has one good song

  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >These mist covered mountains
    >Are a home now for me
    >But my home is the lowlands
    >And always will be

  13. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Reading The Forever War and then listening to this...it fits the novel perfectly.

    There's so many different worlds
    So many different suns
    And we have just one world
    But we live in different ones

  14. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    probably the best british band. and by a quite a margin

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  15. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    not true when one of its tracks plays during one of tv's most kino moments

  16. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine being such a homosexual

  17. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >We're fools to make war
    >On our brothers in arms

  18. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    My top 3 UK bands:

    1. Dire straits
    2. Alan Parsons Project
    3. Genesis

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      DON'T ANSWER ME
      DON'T BREAK THE SILENCE
      DON'T LET ME WIN

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Man, I should really watch Miami Vice.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          The series is great.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Great list but I'd put ELO in there somewhere

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      No Pink Floyd? Missing out, anon

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Stormzy
      Central Cee
      Dave

      in any order

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        based and davepilled

        https://m.youtube.com/shorts/TEZl-4DchPc

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Eh, alright I guess. I don't lean that much into prog but I do like some music from all of those bands.

  19. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Dire Straits is just a "cool" band

    They really nail the aura of just being chill.

  20. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    How about 60 minutes?
    No need to tank me.

    ?si=CKoXIkAnf6CAPibf

  21. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Little homosexual.

  22. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Total meme album

  23. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    but enough about your fetishes, tell us about your taste in music!

  24. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    mfw I was in a bad mood at work and Mark Knopfler comes in with some boring old fart who was a regular who casually brings him over and says "this is my friend, Mark Knopfler".

  25. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
  26. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    knockoff bob dylan for fail son gen Xers
    genuinely some of the worst music I've ever heard

  27. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    the best Dire Straits song is My Parties

  28. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    oldheads will NEVER understand that kanye is the GOAT closely followed by carti. absolute chuds will argue classical music is good but really kanye has evolved that sound 100 times what it was

  29. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    What was the point of playing Brothers In Arms at the beginning of Midnight In The Switchgrass? It's a song about war. It's got nothing to do with what's going on at all. Did they just like the sound of it?

  30. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    The best British-American rock band.

    %3D%3D

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      for me, It's the Jimi Hendrix Experience.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Fleetwood Mac started out as a British band but they switched almost all the original members out with Americans in order to get famous

  31. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
  32. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    The absolute peak of boomercore dadrock. Isn't it past your bedtime grandpa?

  33. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Too based for this world.

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