>I'd like a plain omelette, no potatoes, tomatoes instead, a cup of coffee, and wheat toast.
this dude really fricking pissed me off in this scene...
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>I'd like a plain omelette, no potatoes, tomatoes instead, a cup of coffee, and wheat toast.
That Denny's still exists in Eugene, OR
>Eugene, OR
Then I'm glad the waitress was getting harassed.
I drove past it on the highway the other day.
the restaurant can respectfully refuse not to change/substitute their menu but the waitress was a megab***h who had an attitude
>Im sorry sir but the kitchen does not allow me to change your dish
>said she couldn't do it
>wahhhh but I WANT IT
If you've ever worked in retail you have a sixth sense for when someone is an utter c**t and should be treated like one
>Cinemaphile makes fun of third worlders on social media
>will likely get this thread to 100+ replies
well, clearly that prediction was wrong. you look like a fool, don't you?
Well thanks to you asswipe it might just come true, good job
I drink your water, anon. I drink it up. EVERY DAY.
Doing my part!
these threads are post-modern art pieces
>no potatoes, tomatoes instead
what was his problem?
I know, who wants to go out for a nice breakfast and bite into a fricking tomato.
>I posted it again!
>wheat toast
for me it's sourdough or an english muffin
No substitutions.
I already irreversibly damaged my organs by living as a fat for several decades. I would rather have irreparable damage underneath the facade of looking human while wearing clothes instead of having irreparable damage under fat while unable to fit into clothes. Whole foods are cheaper and more delicious than having engineered products slime in my mouth before flushing them down my throat. I don't even know why I'm making this post because I keep trying to keep bread in my house but eat a whole loaf within 2 days and have to go buy another loaf that will be gone in another 2 days. I can't stop eating bread. I was going to the self-checkout line when there was a rack of sourdough rounds available for only 3 dollars. It wasn't organic but it only had about 5 or 6 ingredients. I have been looking for minimal ingredient bread and I couldn't resist picking up the sourdough loaf and putting it in my cart. I checked out, went home, and when everything was put away I immediately had the end piece and 2 other large pieces of sourdough bread. Biting into stale end pieces of sourdough is like biting into jerky. With just this loaf the other day I discovered pairing heat with bread like a caveman and fire. I hate toasters so I just put the bread on a heated pan on the stove for a few minutes. I didn't know there was such a convenient cheat code for bread. With the sourdough bread soft and warm I then added some butter which melted on the bread made soft and warm by being on the pan on the stove on medium heat for a few minutes. Warm, soft, sourdough bread with a light slathering of butter with the convenience of buying it at the store. I never thought I would see the day. And therewithin lies the problem. I'm not actually doing keto. I'm eating whole foods and products labeled as bread instead of shopping in the inside aisles of stores. If I want to explain this change the word keto is a simplified description but it triggers people and scares them back to their slop
just watched this for the first time yesterday because of the meme. good film. the chick on his right is fricking weird looking though, her eyes are so close together she always looks crosseyed.
I felt so sorry for her, literally too good for her world
Yay it's back! I missed these threads, but I'm too insecure of my sense of humor to post one myself.
I'm scared of jannies so I never make threads despite posting here entire life
Ah, my favorite schizo post on Cinemaphile.
>wheat toast
And some liquid water too
a plain omelette? that's just scrambled eggs.
Are you the same moron from the last thread that posted this? A plain omelette is NOT scrambled eggs. If this is bait good job because you pissed me off, again.
>beaten eggs over heat
i say again, just scrambled eggs. there is no need to be upset.
NTA but you guys are pissing me off now. Frick outta here with that scramble eggs bullshit.
I have to agree with the other anon. Plain omelette is just scrambled eggs
Why is this scene so rent free for Anons, get over it, I see a similar thread every day.
Because Jack Nicholson is the director's self insert, and the whole scene was him flexing on the "I AM SILLY" waitress
>scrambled
>they're stuck together in one big mass
still scrambled thoughbeit
its still cooked the same way but the end you just fold it over instead of whisking them up a bit
plain omelette = scrambled eggs